This is from a contest on Long Island.
>The requirements were to use the two words Lewinsky (The Intern) and
>Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a limerick.
>
>Here are the three winners:
>
>Third place:
> There once was a gal named Lewinsky
> Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
> 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
> On this flute made of beef
> That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
>
>Second place:
> Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
> We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
> Since you made such a mess,
> Use the hem of your dress
> And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.
>
>And the WINNING entry:
> Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
> What Kaczynski must surely have known:
> That an intern is better
> Than a bomb in a letter
> When deciding how best to be blown.
>
>
