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Nicko
10:05pm, August 23, 2003
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This is from a contest on Long Island.
>The requirements were to use the two words Lewinsky (The Intern) and
>Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a limerick.
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>Here are the three winners:
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>Third place:
> There once was a gal named Lewinsky
> Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
> 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
> On this flute made of beef
> That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
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>Second place:
> Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
> We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
> Since you made such a mess,
> Use the hem of your dress
> And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.
>
>And the WINNING entry:
> Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
> What Kaczynski must surely have known:
> That an intern is better
> Than a bomb in a letter
> When deciding how best to be blown.
>
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Edzz
2:33pm, August 24, 2003
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[Delete] | LMAO.... very funny.
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Lorrie
4:42pm, August 31, 2003
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[Delete] | ROFL TOO FUNNY! :D |
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