Thread for Index | New Thread | Reply | Close | Stick | Delete  "I am Ginesie..." Luke 6:20am, July 08, 2011 [Edit] [Delete] 5dbde, *Blake Kanthar : ((*wonders who Ginesie is*)) 62d0a, *Luke: *steps up* I am Ginesie... 08bac, *Kal: I am Ginesie. a21a6, *Dey: No, I am Ginesie.... 46634, *Fox: I'm Ginesie! 80fdf, *Jen: No I am Ginesie.... 5dbde, *Blake Kanthar : ((lmao)) 5dbde, *Blake Kanthar : ((Then who is Spartacus?)) 9e895, *Iadem Eios : (( Me )) 08bac, *Kal: I am Spartacus. *Rubs his manly ass chin* 62d0a, *Luke: *pushes Kal* no, I am Spartacus! 5dbde, *Blake Kanthar : ((Crazies, I'm going to bed)) Edited 10:02pm, July 14, 2011 by Luke, author.  COCKFAG'D! Ill Nino 10:29am, July 15, 2011 [Edit] [Delete] GAG: Luke shoved a massive rampaging veiny SCHLONG into 294b7's mouth for 604800 seconds.  In the spirit of long posts... Luke 9:57am, July 19, 2011 [Edit] [Delete] 2d05d, *Eva Nareem : *She willed herself to calm, there was no need to panic, she could do this, if she could before she could now. She watched him come forward twirling the lightsaber she suddenly brought up her blade and blocked the slashes to her torso, one, two, and then she struck down her saber to block the attack on her legs, depending which way it was coming she would twist to her right and brought her saber up to chest level defensively. She watched the flashes her in vision.* ed7ba, *Radian Thall : *block* 40cf0, *Ill Nino : Edited 10:01am, July 19, 2011 by Luke, author.  Silk and Steel, Star Wars style... Luke 4:13pm, July 19, 2011 [Edit] [Delete] 1bff4, *Aeron Irodium : *he would walk back a little, then would kiss her passionately when she does... sparks would fly, like an onion dipped in a nitrate... like an apple stewing in a tub of molasses, the caramel of destiny would steam off the cores of the outer planetary systems of another galaxy... the moment was like a rock concert, outdoors in a blizzard, hazardous to electrical equipment.... not really, but sparks did indeed fly* it does when you get distracted... 9e895, *Iadem Eios : *It was the taste of sugar spun betwixt her lips and as he returned that passionate kiss. It felt like pineapples exploding through her mind and electric eels snapping along her limbs. It was the color of the grass newly trod by elephant feet with painted pink toenails and she heard it thundering through her ears. It was doves trying to bust out of her skin and flock to Aeron like they thought he was throwing bread crumbs. She felt like a kitten on crack. She held her arms around him encircling him like a lasso of pure white seal fur....fluffy and comfortable.* I can provide plenty of distraction. 1bff4, *Aeron Irodium : *the smile on his face would be retrospective of a cheshire cat playing the guitar while walking over hot coals... the burning sensation would be reminiscent of dry ice as it comes in contact with the ear growing off a lab rat, penetrating through the outer layers of its frontal lobes... the ear growing off the rat is almost ferengi in its appearance, experiencing the pleasure of umax for the first time while gnawing on a hunk of sweet sweet cheese... the cheese is mild in texture but full on taste, like a watermelon rolling down the ramp of a skate park, narrowly being avoided by skaters as they jump over the stalker hiding in the bushes, the same stalker that watches the children stepping out of a nearby kiddy pool... yes, that same smile* ...I really hope so 9e895, *Iadem Eios : *Time rewinds and twists through the hourglass upwards and backwards at the same time and she can hear a faint buzzing in her ears like a lawnmower chewing through the brains of a thousand squirrels. She had the urge to cover his ears in sweet cheese and gnaw them off. He looked like an action figure on a 50 year old mans shelf....sculpted and perfect to play with. She slipped her hands over his chest, reminded of the feel of a ripe honeydew melon she longed to smash upon the ground. Smash him like like a pinata to get to the treats. She looked expectant of what was to come as a cat expects a mouse treat. Her lips were colored like a child with its favorite color crayon had scribbled randomly in red. * Then lets get going...before you catch cold. 1bff4, *Aeron Irodium : yes, definitely... *as they walk off, he would wrap his arms around her tight... tight like a tiger walking over a tightrope suspended hundreds of feet above the air while pursuing a frightened meercat... the meercat is small in stature but secretly contains the essence of Sprog who plans to destroy the entire human race as soon as the clock strikes 8... the significance of 8 is unknown to Sprog, like the third nipple on Scaramanga's breasticle... the lethal assassin that also took control over the now headless Count Dooku continues to wander the wastelands of the nether regions of tinsel town, constantly mocking the elves that make the presents at years end for the homeless children that have been shoved in countless boxes during the winter... the hibernation sequence of the children is similar to that of a mynock chewing on power cables until it is electrocuted by that of a nerf herder's cattle prod, the very same cattle prod that was used to bring down Lord Fungus of the bog of eternal stench* 9e895, *Iadem Eios : *Fade* 1bff4, *Aeron Irodium : *fade* 80fdf, *Jen: hehehe 80fdf, *Jen: Derp is the word of the day.  And the Darwin Award for NO SHIT YOU RETARD goes to.. Ill Nino 11:39pm, July 25, 2011 [Edit] [Delete] 294b7, *The Tap: i do have a Katana 294b7, *The Tap: whenever i'm walking around with it, they freak out --The topic in the room was about how Tap's parents lock everything away from him.  Taken out of context, but still fucking hilarious Ill Nino 1:45am, July 28, 2011 [Edit] [Delete] a3e6f, *M: I have more respect for the cock than I do for the schlong  Out of context but still hilarious! Ill Nino 4:03am, July 29, 2011 [Edit] [Delete] 299d0, *Jace: GOTTA LOVE THAT COCKSAUCE  Dude looks like a lady? Ill Nino 6:18am, August 10, 2011 [Edit] [Delete] [110810 06:14] 299d0, *Jace: I cant figure out if Ducksauce is a boy or girl. [110810 06:14] 2e716, Ducksauce: ... [110810 06:15] 06fc1, *Sean: You done fucked up, buddy. [110810 06:15] 40cf0, *Ill Nino: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [110810 06:15] 62d0a, *Luke : *spits out coffee* [110810 06:16] 299d0, *Jace: The internet is ambiguous like that. [110810 06:16] 0421c, *Stoney: lol wut [110810 06:16] 2e716, Ducksauce: i'm gonna start posting bad dental stories to your FB wall. [110810 06:17] 0421c, *Stoney: wait...cotton candy cheese? [110810 06:17] 299d0, *Jace: Oh frick [110810 06:17] 299d0, *Jace: Seriously? When did you start using the Ducksauce handle?  QUIT ACTING LIKE WHINY BITCHES, SW RPERS, LUKE STYLE. Ill Nino 5:47am, August 15, 2011 [Edit] [Delete] [110815 05:37] 62d0a, *Luke : .......*hands everyone a kleenex followed by bag of cement, so everyone can just harden the fuck up*  "Roll a D6" meets "GUTTERBRAINING" Luke 12:01pm, August 16, 2011 [Edit] [Delete] "Sticking gauze over my ass... Need a medic... Bruising welts begin to rise, cheeks are red as spanking hands begin to fly, what a trip... Really thought the pain would slide, got my ass whipped..." "Got my ass whipped, got my ass whipped... Ow ow ow ow ow, really thought the pain would slide, got my ass whipped!" "HELL YEAH!!! Whip it up, whip whip it up... Chains and leather flying, they be whipping my ass up... They be whipping my ass up, they be whipping my ass up... Little boys just started crying as they're whipping my ass up..." *Pedobear pops up* Edited 10:04pm, September 09, 2011 by Luke, author.  Jen GTA's? Ill Nino 10:01pm, September 09, 2011 [Edit] [Delete] 40cf0, Ill Nino: I GTA'd another Thug. 62d0a, Luke : did you take it away in your suped up automobile, have IT pay you for sex, then shoot it point blank in the back of the head? 80fdf, Jen: Oh yeeeeah. 80fdf, Jen: ....talk about bad timing on a post. Index | New Thread | Reply | Close | Stick | Delete