Nate Grey
11:38pm, December 13, 2005
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[Delete] | Workers in the Northern country of Canada and off shore of Alaska were saved today. A rather large fishing freighter was reported to have hit a jagged ice flue and was nearly sinking. But the appearance of a man who looks mysteriously like New York City's own "Miracle Mutant" saved the freighter.
*cut to a fisherman who's speaking rather quick*
Fisherman: Y-Yeah! He was just all hoverin' there over the sea an' his eye started glowin'..an' he pulled the rig out of the ocean along with all of us!
*back to the reporter*
No casualties were reported, only cases of hypothermia. In a related story, the selfsame savior was seen 700 miles to the Southwest a bit later when the Great Northern Pipeline exploded. The man snuffed the fires and repaired the pipeline, and then departed again.
*the TV screen flickers, showing a 2 year old picture of Nate Grey out in Central Park, doing his Miracle thing*
Authorities are looking for this man. If you see him at all, call our local police department. |
