Anita Storee
7:42am, July 22, 2004
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(picture of Natasha in DareDevil's arms, their eyes locked, goes here)
DareDevil and his bewitching Russian paramour, Natasha Romanov, share a tender moment after dispatching a band of thugs...
Late last night, this reporter braved the dangerous streets of Hell's Kitchen to bring you the inside scoop on the torrid lives of our city's protectors.
Natasha Romanov, enemy spy turned good guy, better known to most as the Black Widow, was seen last night patrolling the streets with her on-again off-again partner, DareDevil. Coincidentally, the enigmatic Romanov has an ongoing friendship with the man rumoured to be the face behind the mask of DareDevil, lawyer Matt Murdock. Years ago, Murdock represented Romanov in a court battle, and eventually had her charges dropped.
So what is this ex-soviet sexbomb's story? Are Matt Murdock and DareDevil really one in the same? Recent gang rumblings in Hell's Kitchen have them pegged as two different men, so why, this reporter asks, is the woman called Black Widow so often seen with both? One intriguing theory is that there are actually a pair of Murdock twins, one brother handling the law in the courts, the other in the streets. Double the danger for criminals, double the fun for the ladies! And with Murdock rumoured to be hidden away after suffering a severe attack, the fact seems to be that this little spider has got two men entangled in her web.
(Another picture, this of Natasha cupping DareDevil's face in her hand. Smiling, and once again, it looks like a very tender moment.)
And who can blame her? With muscles rippling beneath the formfitting DareDevil outfit, it's no mystery why Romanov chooses to spy on him. This reporter saw enough to tell you that the heat in this kitchen is too much for almost anyone to stand! And it's not hard to tell that this crime-fighting duo considers ridding the streets of hoodlums as a warm-up to a much more intimate collaboration. |
