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 Epic Moments?
Sahara
6:31am, April 03, 2007
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So yeah. I was thinking. Where the hell is the "Chat moments" thread at? So here's a new one.

Edited 1:31am, April 03, 2007 by Sahara, author.
 
Sahara
6:32am, April 03, 2007
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a94bae, *Sahara: You already typo'd. You didn't capitalize your I in I'm. Fail.
6f328d, *Teh Das: I feel that deserves a roffle...
94e954, *AJ : i'm serious, i bet i can go one day typo free
a94bae, *Sahara: ...XD
94e954, *AJ : ...Shut up..Sahara you..freakin'...YOU SUCK!
a94bae, *Sahara: ..Then the doctor said "Don't worry, AJ. We can fix this problem."
a94bae, *Sahara: This guy comes in to see his doctor for his problems with his genitals. Well, he was all nervous and shy n' shit. He finally spoke up and said "Doc, you have to promise me. Promise you won't laugh". The doctor shook his head and said "Sir, I'm a professional. I have seen all kinds of situations, and I can assure you, I will not laugh." So, being assured, the guy then drops his pants to reveal he had a penis the size of a AAA Battery. The doctor couldn't help but snicker, biting his lip to hold back his laugh. The guy was furious. Pulling his pants up, he started to rant. The doctor finally calmed down and recomposed himself, before asking what the problem was. The guy glared..But then said, "..My penis is swollen."
 
Sahara
6:42am, April 03, 2007
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a94bae, *Sahara: *Dies laughing*
6f328d, *Teh Das: ((nuuu! plz to be no taking my eye virgeenity))
6f328d, *Teh Das: ((*RUNS AWAY*))
6f328d, *Teh Das: ((*WIDE EYES*))
a94bae, *Sahara: *Snicker.*....You know. I just now noticed something. Isn't it funny how Das' SP pic is screaming for a good skullfucking? XD *Falls over*
6f328d, *Teh Das: ((*IS BLINDED*))
21019b, *Billy Kaplan : (*Humpthrusts*)

I'm on a roll tonight, folks. XD
 
Ali-Cat
3:53pm, April 03, 2007
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The whole of the logs are filled with chat moments...so we never really made a thread. You guys are more than welcome to post 'em here, though. :)
 
B.B.
4:08pm, April 03, 2007
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a03180, *Lumpy: i kill it?
a03180, *Lumpy: what?
a03180, *Lumpy: i dont mind. gotta do that eventually anyway
fea2a3, ºAli-Cat : Sunflower seeds=shit in your teeth.
5176a4, *B.B.: Sunflower seeds=make you shit.
a03180, *Lumpy: sunflower seeds=the shit
 
Sahara
11:02pm, April 07, 2007
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a91f7d, *Sahara: Hahaha.
28c6ce, *Lumpy: ......
edbed3, *Dirty: LOL
adc781, •Ill Nino: edited for content.
adc781, •Ill Nino: 28c6ce, *Lumpy: all i want for my birthday is to see my mom naked
a91f7d, *Sahara: All I want for my birthay is a billion dollars. o-o
c3b6c7, *Rikua: We've actually been thinking about getting a shotgun for home defense... since it's hard to miss with a spray of shot... but i'd prefer the AA-12
94e954, *AJ : yup.
28c6ce, *Lumpy: ....which happens to be opening the same day as my birthday
edbed3, *Dirty: *Just wants Hayden P for his B-Day*
28c6ce, *Lumpy: all i want for my birthday is to see Spider Man 3

Good one, Dave.
 Boobs?
Sahara
4:32pm, April 10, 2007
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acbe7e, *O.R.: Whore. Dirty whore. I had a feeling they weren't boobies. It was as if a million voices cried out at once and were suddenly silenced.
b1d5b2, *Sahara: YES! *Pwned you all.* *Walks away, cackling.*
b1d5b2, *Sahara: XD
b1d5b2, *Sahara: .......
5176a4, *Lilah Darius : (THATS A HAND)
03f6f8, ºPapa Smurf : I just noticed that there's boobs..
b1d5b2, *Sahara: No. They're really my breasts. o.o You can't see the nipple? Well. Here. Look at this. It'll show a better version. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/GriffonChi/0410071213.jpg
03f6f8, ºPapa Smurf : WHOA.
acbe7e, *O.R.: tell you = tell me*
c683f9, *Eppie Kapler : ((You're right htere on the boobage.))
c7474f, *Isaiah Exterra: ((I'M IN THAT PICTURE!!!!!))
acbe7e, *O.R.: Wait...are you trying to get me to say I really like it...and then are going to tell you that's actually a pair of shaved balls with lace on them or something? Because that's not cool.
b1d5b2, *Sahara: Are they nice and perky?
b1d5b2, *Sahara: You guys like it?
acbe7e, *O.R.: Hey! My avatar is in that shot too! Yay! I'm in a boobie shot!
5176a4, *Lilah Darius : (It's sidways... AND HEY THERE'S THE CHAT)
227875, *Damien: ((-_-...
acbe7e, *O.R.: *Save as.....*
b1d5b2, *Sahara: You turned on? o-o
5176a4, *Lilah Darius : (Boooobies?)
b1d5b2, *Sahara: *BAM!* Check out THAT sideboob.
acbe7e, *O.R.: BOOBIES!!!!???? SHOW US!
227875, *Damien: ((o_@ Wtf?
b1d5b2, *Sahara: I finally took the picture of my boobs. o.o The ultimate picture. I can't just share them with you anymore, Damien!
b1d5b2, *Sahara: Ooh man.


And this was the pic I posted.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/GriffonChi/0410071212.jpg

Edited 11:37am, April 10, 2007 by Sahara, author.
 HA HA! Remy ish drunk!
AJ
7:57am, April 13, 2007
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b76239, *Valentino Giovanni : ( Aren't you Victor? )

c683f9, *Pearce : *laughs, setting her empty wine glass down on the porch and reaching for his* Awesome. I approve.

bc98cc, *Victor Mancha: *yes, yes I can... ((puts an arm around Victor cause we bros))*
 
B.B.
8:59pm, April 13, 2007
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5176a4, *Krishna Mahendro : (wow.)
d80e28, Unknown: o_o;
adc781, •Ill Nino: LMFAO
28c6ce, *Lumpy: ...*eyes his ass* >> <<
5176a4, *Krishna Mahendro : (HAHAHA!)
MSG: Lumpy sent a message to Alicat.
fea2a3, ºAli-Cat : heh...hey, that one was kinda amusing. XD
5176a4, *Krishna Mahendro : (xD)
c3b6c7, *Rikua: hah, Ali's talking to Lumpy's butt!
MSG: Ali-Cat sent a message to Lumpy.
325fbc, *Jesse Kline : ((*Snickers*Lumpybutt.))
5176a4, *Krishna Mahendro : (LUMPYBUTFAIL!)
fea2a3, ºAli-Cat : arg...
MSG: Ali-Cat tried to message Lumpybut (not registered).
 Smurf sucks.
Gabriel Summers
1:22am, April 19, 2007
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[070418 20:19] c47850, ºPapa Smurf: FUCK RIGHT! *Just beat YYZ* Now it's on to whatever the fuck the next set is. Which, I'm sure I will fail miserably at. Fuck man, I'm on medium...How the fuck do people do this shit on hard and expert.
[070418 20:19] 7da622, *Sarah Broadman: (Message in a Bottle makes me want to dance.)
[070418 20:19] 509b6c, *Emille Barton: [[ We shirk responsibilities, that's how. ]]
[070418 20:19] 7da622, *Sarah Broadman: (..It's called moving your hand, Smurf.)
[070418 20:20] 7da622, *Sarah Broadman: (Y'know. :D Up and down, in the motions you know so well?)
[070418 20:20] c47850, ºPapa Smurf: I suck at that...Right now..
 burning Cru again :p
Rikua
4:20am, April 23, 2007
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(Read from bottom, up!)

5fd8e9, *Alexander Kor : *Screw you guys Im going ho-.....wait I dont have a home other than this one. DAMN IT. Umm.........anyone know if Magnetos boys get good dentle?*

c3b6c7, *Zelenka Novakova : *HIDES ALEX'S DEPENDS THEN!*

5fd8e9, *Alexander Kor : * .......I dont wear huggies! Im in like the 3rd grade Zel!*

c3b6c7, *Zelenka Novakova : *plays a joke on Alexander....... hides his Huggies.*

5fd8e9, *Alexander Kor : *.................I hate you all....*

fcd5aa, *Sabi: hahahahaha....Alexander has to have plastic sheets.
c3b6c7, *Rikua: XD~!! note that he doesn't refute it!

5fd8e9, *Alexander Kor : *SHUT UP YOU....*

c3b6c7, *Rikua: ALEXANDER WET THE BED AGAIN *points at Kendra's post*

c683f9, *Kendra Huppach : *and water begins to flow from the air vent in the medbay, down the side of the wall, pooling on the floor*

Edited 4:21am, April 23, 2007 by Rikua, author.
 Jean wants his weenie.
Gabriel Summers
7:51am, May 18, 2007
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fcd5aa, *Jean Grey-Summers : Good night, Gabriel......*she wasn't going to get into this with him being a weeine and wanting to play with his weenie versus her trying to find out what had happened*
 Dave's funyn when he's angry XD
AJ
4:11am, May 22, 2007
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adc781, *Nate Grey : (I don't give a pimple on God's ass being sucked out by the Archangel Bob what in the blue hell you were doing. I gave you 3 chances, newbie. You had your chance. Now get the hell on.)
 I did not have sexual relations with the chatroom...
Naut
3:00pm, May 23, 2007
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e90eb2, 'Naut: Hey, pH, thanks for cybering with me. ;)
c683f9, 'pH: Oh, no prob, baybee. ;) That was hawt.
e90eb2, 'Naut: Yeah, I don't understand why people say you're no good. I mean...wow...
e90eb2, 'Naut: err...wait. you didn't hear that... >_>
c683f9, 'pH: WHO SAID THAT?! It was Ali, wasn't it? :(
e90eb2, 'Naut: I'VE DEFINITELY NEVER EVER CYBERED WITH ALI.... *shifty eyes*
c683f9, 'pH: SCANDAL!

 because toilet humor is ALWAYS funny.
Ill Nino
4:13pm, May 28, 2007
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[070528 15:51] ddda89, ºNikkuSan: *Fart*

[070528 15:52] 38ce1b, *Rhekyono: *Inches away from Nik.*...

[070528 15:53] adc781, •Ill Nino: Hey, Nick's got it lucky.

[070528 15:53] adc781, •Ill Nino: *has the damn runs. thank god for laptops.*

[070528 15:53] adc781, •Ill Nino: *and 20 gb's of comics.*

[070528 15:54] ddda89, ºNikkuSan: XD

[070528 15:54] 4f21fc, 'Naut: omg dave is totally sitting in the bathroom on the comp. xD

[070528 15:55] adc781, •Ill Nino: GODDAMN RIGHT I AM

[070528 15:55] adc781, •Ill Nino: fuckin...my bowels bubble...i just pause in typing...let it drain out...then back to typing.

[070528 15:56] 38ce1b, *Rhekyono: ....*Cries.*

[070528 15:57] 4f21fc, 'Naut: that's....wow that's something i totally don't need to know
 Flu gets crunk!
Ill Nino
4:21pm, June 01, 2007
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[070601 09:26] 33b790, ºFlu: its 2am and i'm fuckin s==drink, so hears a iron man ;ink:http://www.vh1.com/news/articles/1560949/20070531/index.jhtml

[070601 09:26] 33b790, ºFlu: cjrunk

[070601 09:26] 33b790, ºFlu: drunk

[070601 09:26] 33b790, ºFlu: fuckit, beda

[070601 09:26] EXIT: Flu has left the chat ( 5:26am, June 01 (UTC) ).
 REPOST MAP!
Ill Nino
3:00am, June 16, 2007
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b21755, *Thera Hales : *REPOSTS* http://www.maploco.com/view.php?id=948298

b21755, *Thera Hales : Wait...fuck

b21755, *Thera Hales : I must have copied over it already. damnit.
 Downloadable Boobies!
AJ
5:19am, June 20, 2007
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b21755, *Felix Ryder: *grumble* download your boobs... 2.99... *mumblegrumble*finishes hooking everything up* I've got it hooked into the systems... if you wanna have a look at it... It should be all set.

3cb97c, *Jubilation Lee : We didn't know it was you, Felix! Yeash, i'm not gonna ignore some big "plasma" surge and let it go off. And Felix is making you a body Cortana....Pervy little thing, isn't he? HAve fun Felix, and remember, i'm watching. So if you feel up on the mechanical boobs...i'll be there...oh yes, and i'll post it up EVERY WHERE. People will be downloading it off the Itunes store for 2.99 before you know it. *she snickers and heads to the war room.*
 SLASH ATTACK!
Ali-Cat
1:16am, June 22, 2007
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93a5e9, *Teddy Altman : *shoohes Billy and resues typing on his laptop.* And with bated breath, Johnny whispered back to Spider-Man: "I know I'm hot, why shouldn't feel for yourself?" and his hand covered the gloved one Spidey had on his powerful and chiseled abs and directed it downward past the hem of his own jeans. All while Johnny's hand rose to draw Spidey's mask up to reveal an impressive jawline and thin set of lips which Johnny was unable to resist, drawing himself closer... Oh man, my Yahoo! group is going to love this...
122eb0, *Elijah Bradley : (Don't worry about mine. Another time.)
122eb0, *Vincent White: (O_O)
3a376f, ºAli-Cat : *Dies* I love you Flu...
adc781, *Johnny Storm : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
adc781, *Johnny Storm : WHAT THE FUCK
adc781, *Johnny Storm : SERIOUSLY
 Copied for posterity.
Ill Nino
9:48pm, June 23, 2007
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e9b65d, *Bookumz: Phhht, Dave my dear--I fail at EVERYTHING.
 They see Tap rollin'..
Rhekyono
6:29pm, June 24, 2007
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MSG: Tap sent a message to Dirty.
127c38, *Dirty: :-/
c683f9, 'pH: *LOL!*
MSG: Dirty sent a message to Tap.
6acb33, *Damien: Someone ...tryin' to catch Tap... ridin' Dirty?
Tap disavows any knowledge
127c38, *Dirty: You should see what he's sending me in PMs.
c683f9, 'pH: Tap attempting to rape Dirty with his keyboard. *shudder*
MSG: Tap sent a message to Dirty.
93a5e9, ºFlu: grossed out by what? *pets pH*
127c38, *Dirty: ....And I'm doing just fine Tap.
127c38, *Dirty: ....
c683f9, 'pH: ....I am so grossed out.....*curls up on Fluzy's lap*
c683f9, 'pH: *keyboard breaks on abs of steel, duh*
MSG: Tap sent a message to Dirty.
40067b, *Tap: *shines the keyboard up real nice, turns, and sticks it straight up, Dirty's CANDY ASS!*
127c38, *Dirty: EWWWWWWWW
40067b, *Tap: um. I'm hitting her in the stomach with it
c683f9, 'pH: I need an adult. :(
127c38, *Dirty: Ewww stop spanking PH with a keyboard you perv.
40067b, *Tap: I'm hitting you with a keyboard. duh
93a5e9, ºFlu: excuze me wtf r u doin?
c683f9, 'pH: I....don't even want to know how that would work. *stays hidden behind Flu*
40067b, *Tap: *uses it on pH*
c683f9, 'pH: Ha-ha!
40067b, *Tap: *smacks keyboard*
 
Anderjak
11:40pm, June 26, 2007
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38957b, 'Naut : okay, quick internet question. how do i save an image on a page that's not right-clickable and too big to "prt scr"?

93a5e9, �Flu: become an hero

03eafa, Squirreleh: Try dividing by zero-OH SHI

ba0dbe, *Anderjak: Say Candlejack's name, he'll come through your window and help you with all your internet trou

38957b, 'Naut : i hate you all

03eafa, Squirreleh: Took you that long to go. Man, he's slower than I remember. Candlejack must have gai

adc781, �Ill Nino: up up down down left right left right

93a5e9, �Flu: rofl

97405b, *Teh Das: up up down down left right left right B A start?

adc781, �Ill Nino: X-Mansion: Sarcasm Rendered Here.
 
Anderjak
1:52am, July 03, 2007
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4d2699, *Teh Das: *prods AJ*

94e954, *AJ : Fail.

4d2699, *Teh Das: that's right, AJ Fail

94e954, *AJ : XD I did haven't failed yet.

da8a68, *Anderjak: Well, that didn't last long.

da8a68, *Anderjak: [cue canned audience laughter]

94e954, *AJ : *did that one purpose btw.*

da8a68, *Anderjak: Thus the CANNED laughter and not actual laughter.

da8a68, *Anderjak: And that'd be another fail, AJ. [marks it]

94e954, *AJ : MAN FUCK! but the "one" was an accident. GOD DAMN IT ALL!

94e954, *AJ : MAN FUCK! but the "one" was an accident. GOD DAMN IT ALL!

da8a68, *Anderjak: Aaaaand... another.

94e954, *AJ : and to you PJJ i say WTF BITCH?!

da8a68, *Anderjak: Man, this is kinda fun.
 Anderjak wins the chat.
Ill Nino
6:54am, July 04, 2007
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adc781, •Ill Nino: http://www.wunbuck.com/view-content/dog-interupts-amateur-couple-fucking_96.html


eea840, ºCookie Monster: Remy had that happen to him once. Only the three had their positions changed.

da8a68, *Anderjak: ... Remy walked in and interrupted his dog and Ali in traditional missionary style, then licked his privates?

da8a68, *Anderjak: ... That's just -wierd-.
 
Naut
11:36pm, December 07, 2007
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e90eb2, *Naut : creepy *eyes Eagle*
adc781, •Ill Nino: .......
1395cd, Eagle Eye: Gives naut the special eagle eye treatment. *stares at naut*))
adc781, •Ill Nino: ROTFLMFAO
[1395cd, Eagle Eye: *Stares with his burning gaze* ))
e90eb2, *Naut : wtf
e90eb2, *Naut : okay srsly *hides behind Dave*
adc781, •Ill Nino: *smacks Eagle with his throbbing dong*
adc781, •Ill Nino: Don't intimidate my boyfriend, chump.
e90eb2, *Naut : *whispers* I've always felt safest behind you, dave....
 Bump-diddy-bump.
Xuichilbara
12:09am, December 11, 2007
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09eb39, •Ill Nino: ghey
4c5867, *Emille Barton: [... pff. queer.]
203ecc, *Xuichilbara: *Ha ha. David said Whilst. He's gay.*
e90eb2, *David Stone : *Yeah, I said whilst. So?*
 A proper description of Gabriel Summers?
Naut
9:45am, December 12, 2007
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58621f, Kevin Kennedy: Hm. *He holds his hand up at about stomach-level..* I hope y'don't mind me bein' blunt.... *Then he replaces it at his hip, canting his stance a bit by putting his weight on his right leg..* Basically, you cause a lotta fuckin' trouble. Not just for me personally, alright, but for the whole NYPD and the people of Manhattan. *And, Lord, if only Kevin knew of Gabriel's intergalactic activities...* I really wish I'd brought your case file. Fuckin' huge, right? *Kevin takes a breath and glances back behind him for a second to make sure they're still mostly alone. Good ol' Fred..* Basically...someone radios in with the name "Summers," the precinct runs outta fuckin' Advil, y'catch my drift? *He'd pause for a brief response from Gabe, maybe let all that sink in, before continuing..* What I'm getting at is...y'think maybe you could tone it back a bit? Give a chance to at least process what we've got first before deciding you think all o' Broadway needs a makeover?

adc781, Gabriel Summers: Broadway DOES need a makeover. Bunch of limp wristed bitches. But that's neither here nor there. *his arms come up to cross over his chest, staring at the police officer. listening to him. listening to what he has to say. It seemed well..but* You found a body recently, didn't you. Hole blown through his chest? bout...yay wide? *makes the hand motions on his chest*
 
Anderjak
1:34am, December 13, 2007
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3ff31f, Everett Thomas : (What I said was actually just a "Rachel is totally a lesbian" in disquise comment. I had to ninja it in there so you missed it.)

5176a4, B.B.: Yes I'm totally a lesbian, excuse me... I was just about to get back to the vagina that's waiting for me to eat it.
 IT'S BIZARRO WORLD!!
Naut
10:35pm, December 18, 2007
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09eb39, Ill Nino: X-Mansion: Home of the Canon Nazis.
3ff31f, Everett Thomas : *Everett rolls up to the mansion in his pimped out car* Yo hommies! What up!
4e51ca, J. Jonah Jameson : Spider-Man is awesome.
a26843, Penance : Not much A pimp named slickback, not much.*Ya, in wrong cannon, she talks. Who knew?*
28d646, Kat Farrell : [loves her fish. which is still living. yes. still alive.]
4e51ca, J. Jonah Jameson : Spider-Man=hero
3ff31f, T'Challa : Vibranium for everyone!
09eb39, Frank Castle : *teaches a kindergarten class*
09eb39, Johnny Storm : *sucks some pole.*
28d646, Kat Farrell : Fuck tha police! Superheroes are the ones doing all the good work around here!
09eb39, Captain America : FUCK THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
a26843, Iron Lad : *Conquers Earth and off's the Avengers.*
a26843, Fantomex : Weapon XIII is my friend!
3ff31f, Franklin Hall: I love everyone and I don't have mental ego problems.
4e51ca, Iron Man : Register? Naaaah.
e90eb2, Billy Kaplan : *Gets a girlfriend*
 
NikkuSan
5:44pm, December 23, 2007
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Ni4e51ca, Flu: horly asfuck rdunk
4e51ca, Flu: lold cnat dtrip
4e51ca, Flu: type
4e51ca, Flu: shits this this gunna be on that chatr mometna aginn
4e51ca, Flu: @is
4e51ca, Flu: *si
4e51ca, Flu: fuck
4e51ca, Flu: ...i'm gubnna go tygi bed
4e51ca, Flu: THERES IA BOBM IN THE LASAINGA
 !
Ill Nino
8:09pm, December 23, 2007
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Damnit. Ninja'd.
 LOOSE THE DOGS OF POO
Ill Nino
12:26am, January 10, 2008
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[080109 21:37] 8d2b97, Ares: *snorts*
[080109 21:40] 6978cc, Doctor Strange : *shrinks and teleports Ares' into Dave's colon*
[080109 21:48] 8d2b97, Ares: ....*Summons weapons. Goes to war!*
[080109 21:49] 6978cc, Doctor Strange : *feeds Dave a shitload of Taco Bell*
[080109 21:51] 8d2b97, Ares: The God of War will not be stopped!
[080109 22:05] adc781, Ill Nino: *splatters poo all over Ares*
[080109 22:06] 8d2b97, Ares: The God of War has fought in worse!
[080109 22:06] adc781, Ill Nino: *LIQUID POO.*
[080109 22:08] 8d2b97, Ares: THE GOD OF WAR WILL NOT FALTER IN THE FACE OF THE RIVER POO
[080109 22:09] adc781, Ill Nino: Oh...oh....hold plz.. *rumble...SPLATTER*
[080109 22:11] 8d2b97, Ares: NGHH!!!
[080109 22:11] 8d2b97, Ares: YOU
[080109 22:11] 8d2b97, Ares: SHALL
[080109 22:11] 8d2b97, Ares: NOT
[080109 22:11] 8d2b97, Ares: PASS
[080109 22:14] adc781, Ill Nino: I JUST DID PASS. LOOK AT THE TOILET. *and ooooh. wait. Since Ares is all shrinked...flushes the toilet* OMG! THE SEAS ARE BROWN AND TUMULTUOUS. THE BROWN SEA ROCKS AND CHURNS. THE SEA GOD IS ANGRY...
[080109 22:16] 8d2b97, Ares: POSEIDON BETRAYALS THE GOD OF WAR?! THE GOD OF WAR SHALL RISE AGAIN AND TURN THE SEAS RED WITH HIS FOES BLOOOOOOD!!!! *disappears down the drain*
[080109 22:18] adc781, Ill Nino: *wins*
[080109 22:29] JOIN: Flu has entered.
[080109 22:29] 6978cc, Doctor Strange : *and thus, also triumphant.*
[080109 22:35] 8d2b97, Ares: *RETURNS*
[080109 22:41] adc781, Ill Nino: ....I always knew Ares was into scat....
[080109 22:42] 8d2b97, Ares: ....
 Suffix: -ier
Naut
3:13am, January 11, 2008
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8d2b97, Noh-Varr: *Better*
6978cc, Iron Man : *Superior.*
e90eb2, Billy Kaplan : *Lightninginger*
adc781, Hulk: HORNIER
c8fa3f, Mansion Rat : *is cuter*
d37c0b, Nicholas Guelph: *Irish-er?*
d37c0b, Emille Barton: [BIGGEST FLAMER EVER.]
7b0f99, Cheshire : *Sneakier.*
d37c0b, Shinji Mori : [SCIENCE-IER]
7b0f99, Deja Vu: *Techy-ier*
7b0f99, Ororo Munroe : *Stormy-ier.*
d37c0b, Wildcard : [low-budget-ier]
d37c0b, Elias Godfried : [totally not a superhero-ier]
6978cc, Doctor Strange : *Magical-ier.*
d37c0b, Jacob Holden: [hasn't ever been used-ier!]
c8fa3f, Bloody Mary: *psychotic-er*
adc781, Cortana : *Better than Deja.*
e90eb2, David Stone : *Wetter*
e90eb2, Jacob Herschz : *Copy-ier*
e90eb2, Alan Lockheart: *Stickier*
adc781, Betsy Braddock : *Sexier.*
adc781, X23: *Deadlier.*
8d2b97, Chad Kramer: 13373r
adc781, Angelo Espinosa : *stretchier.*
8d2b97, Vincent White : *darker*
6978cc, Jigsaw : *Uglier.*
e90eb2, Kevin Kennedy : *Badgier*
adc781, Silver Surfer: *shinier.*
8d2b97, Ares: *Godlier*
8d2b97, Jonothon Starsmore : *broodier*
e90eb2, Daniel Herschz : *Brighter*
d37c0b, Kara Kuna: [Kick-yo-ass-ier]
8d2b97, Noh-Varr: *Kreeer*
adc781, X23: *more kick-yo-ass-ier.*
d37c0b, Teddy Altman : [mutt-ier]
e90eb2, Tj Beckett : *Sightier*
c8fa3f, Mansion Rat : *is still cuter*
d37c0b, Shinji Mori : [transformier]
e90eb2, Kyle Kirkhuff: *Deader*
e90eb2, Naut : *Nautier*
b21755, Professor Charles Xavier : *balder*
adc781, Ill Nino: *Sicker*
c8fa3f, Sabi : *pervier*
adc781, Monet St Croix : *Absolutely perfect. Does not need to be better than you all. Already is.*
d37c0b, Kat Farrell : [fish is dead-ier]
6978cc, J. Jonah Jameson : MENACE-IER
b21755, Remy : *Witcher*
b21755, Remy : *or would it be Witchest?*
 Married With...Skywalker?
Ill Nino
9:58am, January 13, 2008
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This was on AIM, but damn.



A Chaos Theory2: Search your feelings
SonOfNaut: that's so...takey advantagey
A Chaos Theory2: you know it to be true.
SonOfNaut: no, father. i know you won't kill me. i can still feel the good in you!
A Chaos Theory2: *lulz shank*
SonOfNaut: wtf you promised!
SonOfNaut: X_X
A Chaos Theory2: Wow..you're right. I DO feel good!
A Chaos Theory2: *goes and shanks Leia twice.*
SonOfNaut: *OMG NO*
SonOfNaut: *WE'RE YOUR CHILDREN*
A Chaos Theory2: *ONE IN THE PINK. ONE IN THE STINK.*
SonOfNaut: *OMG INCEST*
A Chaos Theory2: *and then jizzes all over them cinnabuns on the side of her head*
SonOfNaut: WTFH
SonOfNaut: OMG
SonOfNaut: I HATE YOU! *runs into room, slams door*
A Chaos Theory2: *crashes down on couch, sticks hand in pants, watches TV. cue heavy breathing.*
SonOfNaut: XD
A Chaos Theory2: ...and this is why Dave isn't allowed at Skywalker Ranch.
 
Naut
10:10am, January 26, 2008
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8d1321, Bri: *hugs Naut.. skitters off*
153c13, Naut : *hugged...then left alone in the cold..* :(
8d1321, Bri: *takes Naut with. Uses him as a teddy bear*
153c13, Naut : *teddy'd!*
23050e, Dirty : *got teddy'd by Naut's sister last night!*
153c13, Naut : ....
153c13, Naut : ....she's TWO you fuck.
23050e, Dirty : ....
23050e, Dirty : My statement stands.
153c13, Naut : ugh
23050e, Dirty : ...She'll be hawt one day! Look like Ginny Weasley.
153c13, Naut : oh, and tell your mom to get some more vasoline. it's, like, all crusty and full of her pubes from all these years. needs a new canister.
23050e, Dirty : ..........
23050e, Dirty : sir :(
153c13, Naut : yeah, i know. that's what i said when i saw it
8d1321, Bri: wow... uh.. yeah.. and on that wonderfully disgusting note, I'm heading to bed
153c13, Naut : i ALMOST couldn't go through with it.
acf2f4, Anderjak: XD;
23050e, Dirty : Yeah, now see what you did. Made Sam leave. GJ NOOB!
153c13, Naut : it was still refreshingly spicy though, as it is every time with her.
153c13, Naut : must be a mexican thing
153c13, Naut : i always have gas after that taco too.... :\ ...weird
8d1321, Bri: . . . I hate you, Naut.
acf2f4, Anderjak: Really? ... Huh. I must be doing it wrong. All she ever gives me is a screamin' case of the shits.
8d1321, Bri: I'm going to kill you both.
153c13, Naut : ohhh, you must be gettin some bad beef then, ander. *nod*
153c13, Naut : they might've mixed a little yeast from the tortilla in by accident or something
23050e, Dirty : MY MOMS NOT MEXICAN!
23050e, Dirty : SO HA! DOING THE WRONG CHICK!
acf2f4, Anderjak: Probably. Got some e coli shit in there or somethin'. >_<
acf2f4, Anderjak: Dude, Dirt, you pound the land enough with a Mexican... c'mon. It's Mexican.
153c13, Naut : Nooo...it's definitely her. I can hear you yelling for TEAM BLACKUP in the other room.
acf2f4, Anderjak: Besides, she has to be.
acf2f4, Anderjak: You can fit twenty people and a mattress iin there.
153c13, Naut : So she must, like, not shave for a long time...and then she just LOOKS Mexican. *nod*
23050e, Dirty : ..............
23050e, Dirty : sonofa!
23050e, Dirty : Native American is totally different.
153c13, Naut : pretty much the same skin tone.
153c13, Naut : again, under all the bush, it's hard to tell
23050e, Dirty : h8
acf2f4, Anderjak: [has been having to hold back spitting out his beer from laughter.]
23050e, Dirty : srsly tho.....change ur sisters diper.
153c13, Naut : her diper?
153c13, Naut : seriously? "Diper"?
acf2f4, Anderjak: da a iz silunt
153c13, Naut : jeez, if your mom'd perform better...maybe she'd get paid more...and then she could've afforded a better schoolin' for ya and you would've learned hao 2 spel
23050e, Dirty : :(
23050e, Dirty : i r dumb k?
153c13, Naut : i heer u
23050e, Dirty : :-/
 Iron Lad's Rainbow Armor
Naut
4:48am, March 11, 2008
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830def, Iron Lad : ((Fail.))
153c13, Billy Kaplan : ((Am not... :( ))
830def, Iron Lad : ((Ha!))
153c13, Billy Kaplan : (....why you so mean? we even tried to save your life...T_T)
830def, Iron Lad : ((Hey! I don't blame you for being born gay, now ya'll up on me for being mean!? Show ya what I was born to do and conquer yo ass.*Literally! Scandilous!*))
153c13, Billy Kaplan : (.....You wanna conquer my ass? ...Teeeeddyyy!! He's acting like a closet-case again!)
97d452, Fenris : *Eyes the two of them...still not intimidated by the YA.*
adc781, Captain America : ......*facepalm*
 Cate's a dirty girl.
Ill Nino
5:02am, April 22, 2008
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[080422 04:56] 5e9825, Nikita Au: I need..
[080422 04:57] 5e9825, Nikita Au: I need someone to tell me to get off my ass and to clean my ass. I'm so fucking tired and lazy. I need to get up. Someone.. please.. I need someone to crack the whip.
 AJ'S CRUNK
Ill Nino
2:11am, May 24, 2008
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c1a49c, AJ: i can rp, see!

c1a49c, Alexander Johnson : *Ben sits at the..the place where the F4 are and sits on the couch with his bowl of popcorn, watching the news. They swere still talking about how Rage was completey owned by Gabriel and how the repairss were coming alonf.* [v] Same shit, different day. Where in tha heell's matchstick? [/b]

c1a49c, Alexander Johnson : ...fuclk


c1a49c, Aj: Wit hold on i can get

c1a49c, Boris: *Ben?*

c1a49c, Boris: ...fuckin...fukc

c1a49c, AJ: hold on, one more try i get thiz

c1a49c, Johnny Ohm : *Thing?*

c1a49c, Johnny Ohm : FUCKIN

c1a49c, Johnny Ohm : I WANT THE GOD DAMN ORANGR GUT!

c1a49c, Johnny Ohm : ..wait ry is this?

c1a49c, Johnny Ohm : hold on, one more, i get it, hold on, i wanna play Ben Grim

c1a49c, Alexander Johnson : *blu eyd evr livin ting?*

c1a49c, Alexander Johnson : SONAVA GOD DAMN FUCK A DUCKIN BTC H!

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 Can A Nigga Borrow A Fry?
AJ
4:13am, June 01, 2008
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3783fd, Gambit : T'ey might manage t'play t'at part... but you wan' know t'real reason? *he steps closer to the source of the voice* T'em boys had t'go... you know t'mouthy one was always sayin nigga t'is an nigga t'at... makin Remy head swim. Last week t'ey was eatin' lunch an Robby say t' his brother, "can a nigga borrow a fry", and Remy first t'ought wasn "mon dieu he jus' said t' n-word",it was "now how a nigga gonna borrow a fry? Nigga you gon' give it back?" Remy non t'ink like t'at before dem two come in here!
 .....I got nothin'
AJ
3:37am, June 05, 2008
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1e04f1, Joe Fixit: ..*..he's standing near the closest entrance to the Red Skull/Ultron army....that tunnel? Yeha. Joe's been here a day or so, just waiting for them. He's gotten kinda bored, really. So what does he do? Joe quirks a brow..and then he busts into song!* We're no strangers to love, You know the rules and so do I! A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, You wouldn't get this from any other guy! *Joe struts and poses as he dances, straight casanova style as he sings, belting it out* I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling...Gotta make you understand! *Joe then takes a breath..and puts his heart into it!* Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you! Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!! *that's right. Red Skull and Ultron just got Rick Roll'd.*
 
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1:43am, June 09, 2008
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c5559b, Wyvern Samire: You're more than capable, but there may be times I have to ask you to do something that may be in contrast for your training..one of which i'm going to ask you very shortly..*He says this in all seriousness, almost frightening in his ability to spout this kind of stuff while keeping a solid face*

c49e35, Alexander Johnson : *that makes Alex's mind work for a minute. He eyes the man carefully. Damn it, he was horrible at reading people. He hadn't learned how to from Laura or Scott yet.* What is it?

c5559b, Wyvern Samire: I need you to kiss me as hard as you can..right now..*he stares at Alex, his green eyes almost shimmering in the dark*

c49e35, Alexander Johnson : ......*......*.....Wait, what?
 Naughty boys
Naut
6:34am, June 16, 2008
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Iron Lad : Always good to have backup Wiccan.*Shooting him a brief smile as he followed after Toxic. He wasn't so much of a hard ass like Eli.*
Elijah Bradley : *Somebodies got to do it*
Iron Lad : *Good cop bad cop. Cept where Billy and Teddy are involved behind closed doors. We do not interfear in that. No siree.*
Hulkling : [hides the handcuffs.]
Billy Kaplan : *He's the bad cop*
Iron Lad : *I didn't want to know that dangit!*

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 Walks on the bitch?
Ill Nino
6:29am, June 17, 2008
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942848, Lucifer : *Single, but likes walks on the bitch and horror flicks.*

942848, Lucifer : *BEACH*

942848, AJ: Fuck this. Beer is an evil drink.

Edited 6:29am, June 17, 2008 by Ill Nino, author.
 Thought this was cute. ^-^
Lissa
1:39pm, June 19, 2008
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Mary Jane Watson: (STAND BACK. IM DOING SCIENCE *made Kool-Aid*)
Dirty : *Cue Dave's wall being broken through by....You Know Who*
Mary Jane Watson: (OH GODDAMNIT GTFO WITH THAT SHIT YOU PERIOD LOOKIN' FUCKFACE MY KOOL-AID)


 Disturbance in the X-Force.
Ill Nino
1:52am, June 23, 2008
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3783fd, Remy: I felt a disturbance in the Force... as though across the cosmos there was a great simultanious facepalm... that then was silenced.
 
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7:15am, June 27, 2008
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Another AIM moment...but just so good.


SonOfNaut: freak
DirrrtyMexican13: H8
SonOfNaut: luv
DirrrtyMexican13: psh, gtfo
SonOfNaut: buttseks furst?
DirrrtyMexican13: NAY
SonOfNaut: aw, but if i dun get it from yooouu...i'll have to turn to alternatives. And we ALL know you don't like THAT.
DirrrtyMexican13: ORDOI
SonOfNaut: me schtoopin' your mom?
DirrrtyMexican13: ....er.....
SonOfNaut: i'll take that as a HEEELLNO
DirrrtyMexican13: HELL NO H20
 Crunk, Vol. 3
Ill Nino
9:39am, June 28, 2008
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[080628 08:58] 28b8c1, Flu: LOLS DRINK
[080628 08:58] 28b8c1, Flu: drunmkl
[080628 08:58] 28b8c1, Flu: crynk
[080628 08:59] 28b8c1, Flu: I have glowsticks on my wrist wtfa
[080628 09:04] 28b8c1, Flu: i wanaa watch iron man drunk
[080628 09:05] 28b8c1, Flu: whenever tony is a balla, yo utake a shot
[080628 09:06] 28b8c1, Flu: >:(
[080628 09:06] 28b8c1, Flu: SOMEONE BE AROUND SO I CAN BE DRUNK AND BELLIGERENT TO
 Mexicans love America.
Ill Nino
8:13am, June 30, 2008
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1ebd72, Bri: Dude.. Your mexican. You're a terrorist too



100b58, Dirty : lol no. we <3 this country...obviously.
 Emille will have sex with your daughters.
Anderjak
4:01am, July 02, 2008
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3e0914, Remy: See the only solution for me is if she just goes les

9836c9, Raziel: *Boggles at Remy* Dude. Have you MET most lez'?

3e0914, Remy: That'd still be easier. a lesbian daughter, I could handle that. That'd work for me. Cause girls dont have peen0rz

a95d56, Mavish: Girls are sometimes the evilest creatures ever. Wicked tongues.

186f0c, Emille Barton: [waggles tongue, browbounce]

3e0914, Remy: see, a lesbian daughter in law like Emille would work ;)

53cf46, Squish: You kiddin'? A girl like Emille doesn't become a girlfriend. She's a fuckbuddy.

9836c9, Raziel: And maybe in your old age, you can convince yourself she's a dude ;)

186f0c, Emille Barton: [pumps fist] HELL YEAH i'm a fuckin' awesome influence too.

186f0c, Emille Barton: I only smoke and drink half the time.

186f0c, Emille Barton: The rest o' the time I'm too busy fuckin' your daughter.

186f0c, Emille Barton: ... Might not wanna sit on the couch.

186f0c, Emille Barton: ... Or the kitchen table. Or the counter. Or... Y'know what? Go stay with your parents for a few days.
 
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Fantomex: ((Say goodbye "to what?" Your virginity.*rips pants off chip and dales style as the music comes on.*))

Ali-Cat: *facepalms* Chippendales....not Chip and Dales...

Ali-Cat: Chip and Dales just gives off a wierd visual that includes chipmunks.

Sabi: damn.....can't even facepalm on that one...that was just....bad.....failboating

Jericho: (Why am I seeing Steeve suddenly furiously jackin it to the Chip and Dale Rescue Ranger theme?)

Kat: Ouch

Amelia Isaeah: [ He's hawt for Monterrey Jack. ]

Tsylia Miverot: ((*dies*))

Fantomex: ((Well, chipmonks are way hyper. they prolly know how to whip em off >.>))

Amelia Isaeah: [ Either that, or it was a Freudian slip that hints at the fact he's stuffin' some chipmunks up his glory hole. ]

Amelia Isaeah: [ ... ChipMUNKS. Not MONKS. XD; ]

Tsylia Miverot: (( chipmonks seem interesting.))

Fantomex: ((And I'm sorry id didn't spell it right, but i've never actually been to see the correct spelling. Appearantly you all have >.>))

Ali-Cat: It's called the dictionary, Steve. Or Spellcheck...

Ali-Cat: *pats* You're so special.

Tsylia Miverot: (( o_O))

Fantomex: ((Yes. Yes I am. Best recognise!*Does the triple D gang sign*Fo' sho'.))

Kara Kuna: [Wait, what? ... Oh. Sorry. Wrong kinda Triple-D. Nvm. [walks out] ]

Sabi: Steve...being a window licker special might not be something to be proud about

Remy: I felt a disturbance in the Force and came right back in, what happened?

Tsylia Miverot: (( but then again. not spelling so well isn't the worst thing ever either. ))

Tsylia Miverot: (( Remy: Spell Check Failed!))

Fantomex: ((Its as if a million english majors cried out and then all at once were silenced.*Nodes to Remy.*))

Anderjak: Spell check failed, three points of damage? <_<

Sabi: ....... *face palms*

Tsylia Miverot: ((*does it on purpose sometimes* I like to see you tweetch! ))

Fantomex: ((Nono. Your roll failed, attack missed. No damage dealt. Your 1d20+5 missed the 26 required for a hit.))

Remy: Oh right, the failboat arrived, gotcha.

Anderjak: Actually, I have the rule book... And the rules say you're a dick. Also, I'm the DM. That spell check failed, thus incurring the wrath of the hidden god Ghramm'hharr, who immediately SMITES you. You die under the mighty palm of the god of good spelling, and are forever remembered as a DICK.

Anderjak: <_<

Anderjak: >_>


 And Pigs Fly
Dirty
5:18am, July 05, 2008
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[01:17] A Chaos Theory2: aw you bitches quit
[01:17] DirrrtyMexican13: Yup, took to long.
[01:17] A Chaos Theory2: sry was gettin laid
 NATIE-POO
Ill Nino
9:49pm, July 11, 2008
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4675c0, Mercedes Kale: *>:( You leave my Natie-poo alone!*
 AJ's a bitch.
Ill Nino
2:48am, July 12, 2008
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1fb831, AJ : I'm a bitch.




Copied for posterity.
 Dave ain't got skillz
AJ
5:14am, July 12, 2008
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1fb831, AJ : Dave got no ninja skillz

1e04f1, Ill Nino: ninja...wtf is this ninja shit?

1e04f1, Ill Nino: im about as ninja as a 300 pound fat guy wearing lycra and waving a pair of foam nunchucks around in a fuckin toy store.

 
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7:55pm, July 12, 2008
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2dcbe8, Wyvern Samire: *He sits, indian-style on a bench in downtown Staton, a book opened up in his lap, and one of the big nasty sloppy slices of new york pizza folded and being stuffed into his mouth. He does look a little out of place in the near-slums with his suit and sunglasses, but he seems to be pretty safe, most people seem to just pretend like he isn't there anyway*


1e04f1, X23 : ..*..Safe. A relative term, if that. Wyvern's been followed at a distance by someone who knows how to cover their tracks. X's made sure that she was not spotted being followed at all. Wearing a pair of loose jeans and a tanktop with a pair of sneakers, X doesn't look anything close to what she is: a former Weapon X operative. She's watched Wyvern at a distance for a couple days, learning everything she needs to. It was time to strike. A slender girl would move to sit next to Wyvern, holding her own piece of pizza as well. She's a tiny thing..maybe 5'6..120 at best? her green eyes are visible though her hair is pulled back in a ponytail. She nods to him once before she speaks..*.. What is it that you want to do? *riiiight to the point.*


2dcbe8, Wyvern Samire: *He blinks behind his sunglasses, looking over*..Ah...in all honesty?..try to finish this piece of...waaait a second....did you just proposition me?
 And On This Dirt Day All Will Know That One Mexican Owned A White Man At Playing A Brit
Dirty
12:57am, July 14, 2008
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789058, Flu: BE ASHAMED, DAVE
789058, Flu: THAT DIRT CAN PLAY A BETTER BRIT THAN YOU
 AIM moment....
Naut
1:05am, July 18, 2008
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[16:59] DirrrtyMexican13: RAAGH
[16:59] SonOfNaut: ...bad poopin'?
[17:01] DirrrtyMexican13: ....No.
[17:03] SonOfNaut: i was gonna let you borrow my butt vasoline
[17:03] SonOfNaut: really helps
[17:03] DirrrtyMexican13: ...No.
[17:03] SonOfNaut: ...no, it does, actually
[17:05] DirrrtyMexican13: ....NO
[17:08] SonOfNaut: ...why are you saying this? have you USED my butt vasoline? how would YOU know it doesn't help?! IT DOES!!
[17:09] DirrrtyMexican13: ................................
[17:10] SonOfNaut: NOW WOULD YOU LIKE SOME!!???!?
[17:11] DirrrtyMexican13: No.
[17:11] SonOfNaut: okay. so why didn't you just say that?
[17:12] DirrrtyMexican13: I said that!
[17:13] SonOfNaut: no you didn't! Because I never offered it!! I said that it really helps.... And you go "no", like you thought that it didn't help
[17:13] SonOfNaut: >.>

[18:02] SonOfNaut: butt vasoline
[18:03] DirrrtyMexican13: ...
 DARK KNIGHT SPOILERS OMG
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7:15am, July 19, 2008
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3e0914, Remy: TDK=Win. Epic Win
0c56ab, Flu: *gets a pencil, eyes Remy*
186f0c, Anderjak: ... fuk he diss-uh-peered
186f0c, Anderjak: Damnit, Remy, say nothing. >_< I'm seeing it tomorrow afternoon.
3e0914, Remy: I can help ya with that problem there Flu : p
3e0914, Remy: I say nussink
0c56ab, Flu: O MAN CLAYFACE WAS AWESUM
0c56ab, Flu: ROBIN SHOWING UP AFTUR TEH CREDITS?
0c56ab, Flu: O SHI--
186f0c, Anderjak: [ends flu] YOU CAD, THAT'S ALL A BUNCH OF PERFECTLY PLAUSIBLE PLOT POINTS HOW DARE YOU
3e0914, Remy: AND THEN IRONMAN SHOWS UP!
0c56ab, Flu: NO IT WAS SUPERMAN YOU FOOL
3e0914, Remy: SPIDERMAN!
186f0c, Anderjak: AND THEN HARLEY QUINN CAME IN AND GAVE BLOWJOBS TO EVERYBODY
186f0c, Anderjak: wait.
0c56ab, Flu: ...she must of missed me.
0c56ab, Flu: ;_;
3e0914, Remy: *waggles brows @ Ander*
186f0c, Anderjak: ......... if flu didn't get anything, then it HAD to be real.
32bd44, X: XD
0c56ab, Flu: ZING
0c56ab, Flu: oh wait, shit
 Too Lazy to Smartass?
Remy
11:57pm, July 25, 2008
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186f0c, Anderjak: Oh, fine. Someone'll get it in their own time. [flips through a book]
JOIN: Damien has entered.
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3e0914, Remy: *pounced and whatup'ed* yo
329c22, Sabi: pst...Ander....too easy a target
3e0914, Remy: I'm trying to go on a diet Ander, I couldn't possibly
186f0c, Anderjak: [eyes James Patton's comment... refrains.] Someone else wanna get this one?
ae9f28, R.C.: Hey Remy...What's up?
329c22, Sabi: *pounces Remy*
be75ee, James Patton : Thats why I have mine on a handy wooden tray!
3e0914, Remy: actually if a guy regularly exposes it to extreme heat, like say a laptop set on his lap everyday for say 6-8 hours for a year he can screw over his reproductive system permanantly... among y'know... burning the crap out of himself.
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 CRUNKNET
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[080803 04:16] 89883f, Vienna Cordain : (olol Nate's drunk.)
[080803 04:16] 415894, Ali-Cat : *blink*
[080803 04:16] 901ef9, Nate: wtf
[080803 04:16] daab1b, Alex Summers : ((... *Snickers.* ))
[080803 04:16] 415894, Ali-Cat : Wooooow....
[080803 04:16] 901ef9, Nate: ys
[080803 04:16] 901ef9, Nate: guys
[080803 04:16] 1e04f1, Ill Nino: CRUNK
[080803 04:16] 3e0914, Remy: TootToot! ALL ABOUT THE FAILBOAT!
[080803 04:16] 901ef9, Nate: this is awesome
[080803 04:16] 901ef9, Nate: i am so drunk
[080803 04:16] 3e0914, Remy: ....fuck
[080803 04:17] 89883f, Vienna Cordain : (NAYE.)
[080803 04:17] 901ef9, Nate: this is great
[080803 04:17] 901ef9, Nate: HEY
[080803 04:17] 901ef9, Nate: GUYS
[080803 04:17] 901ef9, Nate: EVERYONE SAY CONGRATZ TO MY COSUIN
[080803 04:17] 1e04f1, Ill Nino: ....LMFAO Josh fails.
[080803 04:17] 901ef9, Nate: SHE JUST GRADUATED COLLEGE, THIS IS HER PARTY
[080803 04:17] 89883f, Vienna Cordain : (*snortlaugh.*)
[080803 04:18] 901ef9, Nate: Rhjo is grat
[080803 04:18] 415894, Ali-Cat : Oh...I just got what Josh did wrong...*L*
[080803 04:18] 901ef9, Nate: I love you sll
[080803 04:18] 901ef9, Nate: but ima gho party
[080803 04:18] 901ef9, Nate: so see ya
[080803 04:18] 1e04f1, Ill Nino: Later Nate.
[080803 04:18] EXIT: Nate has left the chat ( 12:18am, August 03 (UTC)
 WHO YOU GONNA CALL?!
Naut
12:11am, August 23, 2008
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[17:06] HeldbyDarkness2: Nauuuut
[17:07] SonOfNaut: OMG A GHOST!!! *immediately calls the ghostbusters to bust yo ass*
[17:07] SonOfNaut: *and by bust yo ass i mean rape*
[17:07] SonOfNaut: *cause one of them is black*
[17:08] HeldbyDarkness2: *is raped by a black man?*
[17:08] SonOfNaut: and egon. how scary is that?
[17:08] HeldbyDarkness2: Never seen ghostbusters
[17:08] SonOfNaut: .....
[17:08] SonOfNaut: fuck, you ARE canadian
[17:09] HeldbyDarkness2: *DIES LAUGHING*
 Straight up pwned
AJ
6:36am, February 03, 2009
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Read bottom to top XD

889ddf, Flu: I hope a black man rapes you.
889ddf, Flu: What the hell is wrong with you?
376428, Nate: Wait, what? No. He had big lips because God decided it'd make it easier for them kiss the white man's ass.
 Copied for posterity.
Ill Nino
5:51am, February 10, 2009
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d33934, Nate: god im gay
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