Shameimaru Aya
2:50am, May 30, 2013
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Greetings new readers! Thank you for taking the time to read through this newspaper. As this is the inaugural issue I’ll have a brief introduction of myself before getting to what you actually want to read, so feel free to come back to this if you want the interesting stuff first! My name is Shameimaru Aya, a humble tengu from the land of Gensokyo. When due to a few various factors war became a non-possibility, we tengu had to find something different to do with our time, and I chose newspaper work! So from action to romance to important information, if you need the news, I’ll be sure to have it all here in one convenient place!
Front Page (picture of Holmes and Batman across from each other on the stage)
The first tourney is underway! The sides have been chosen, the captains have placed their fighters, and in one more day the combat to the (kind of) death shall begin, gladiator style! The tourney uses a point system based on how our allies win, and for details check your message terminals. Here are a few fights I think will be ones to watch in particular
-Goku vs Bairn: I remember the little guy from my first tenure here, and while not exactly a powerhouse in the brains department, he’s a regular savant when it comes to new and interesting ways to fish and hit people. Bairn on the other hand’s a mystery, though with a title like the Godslayer I’m sure he’ll be just as impressive.
-Banner vs Ross: the monochrome titans going up against each other in a head to head brawl. First casualty will most definitely be the arena.
-Rainbow Dash vs. Cirno: The little fairy’s an idiot, but she’s got some admittedly impressive moves when it comes to danmaku. The little pegasus seems to know how to fly though, so might be able to come out on top of the icy fusillade
-Captain vs. Animal man: Powerful werewolf vs. the more versatile were-everything. Teeth and claws in excess and animal instincts honed to their finest in a one on one hunt
The other fights aren’t anything to sneeze at either, so make sure to catch all the action yourself (Or get my expert recap in my next issue <3)
First page (Picture of Holmes drinking tea)
I wasn’t present when you all elected our fearless leader, so I made a stop myself to see what sort of person I was going to be working with. Overally opinion? Suspicious, playing a game besides the one we’re all playing together, emotionally distant… and an excellent choice as leader. With such a huge variety of worlds like what we come from, actually knowing your allies is the most important task for any potential leader we’ve might have had. And any of you who’ve seen Holmes in action know he’s got quite the penchant for picking up your skillset, your mindset, and what you ate for breakfast in just a few seconds. And in this conflict, that’s easily the best thing we could of gotten short of mind reading.
(Picture of Sephiroth smashing Vex into a wall.)
Immediately after the tourney selections were made, Holmes was accosted by a teammate who was less than pleased with her placement. She crushed Holmes with a blast of sound, delivered a promise for more pain after that, and was promptly put through a wall by our resident one winged angel. Holmes has apparent recruited him as an enforcer, and Vex seemed to have no rebuttal for that. Here’s hoping we’ve heard the end of that little spat (yea right)
Page 3 (Picture of Sephiroth with his hair flowing in the wind)
tidbits corner
Kenji, also known as Bakyru the mole, has a secret. And doesn’t want to share. Anyone who wants to help me learn it feel free.
Damien and Shego- totally a thing, calling it now.
Sephiroth, our Fearless Leader’s enforcer, apparently practices fashion design in his spare time. When asked to comment on it, the one winged angel pleaded the fifth. Seeing as a simple no would of ended that, obviously he’s simply too embaressed to admit it. So if you need to figure out if your skirt clashes with your top, put him at the top of your list!
(picture of the doctor playing footsie)
The Doctor has a footsie score of a hundred and eight. While dealing with an angry Namor.
(picture of Namor thunderclapping the doctor, followed by a picture of Namor on his knees under the sonic screwdriver)
Anyone who wants to try and beat that record, I’m sure Namor will be glad to oblige. I’ll judge!
Classifieds
Since this is the first issue, there are none! But be sure to send me any requests you want in the paper, my messanger handle on the consoles is Windgoddess. Hope to see you again next time! <3
Edited 2:53am, May 30, 2013 by Shameimaru Aya, author. |
