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| Emailing One Benjamin K. Tennyson |
Benjamin Tennyson
4:41am, April 28, 2014
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[Delete] | "So yeah - this is my email, bkjh3r0t1m3@plumberspublic.org. Thanks to some tinkering with the Doctor's tech, I've set it up so anyone can contact me for anything. Could be fun right?
ANYWAYS.
The reason I set this up? Well. There's not really an easy way to say ths...
I went home.
So feel free to hit me with emails and such. I'll see you guys when I see you. Emphasis on the when.
And yes, I know. It is a crappy email address... I was 10, okay." |
| blawndee@beaconacademy.com |
Yang Xiao Long
7:42am, April 28, 2014
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[Delete] | I knew you'd bail on that hug you dork :| |
| AngrehAbs@HermesMSG.com |
Kratos
9:01am, April 28, 2014
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[Delete] | I was told you people knew Scorpion. If you have him on email, tell him to contact me. We're supposed to meet Fred for lunch in the Netherrealm. |
| BurnBaby@Diablo.com |
Roman Torchwick
9:03am, April 28, 2014
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[Delete] | How did I type this without arms? O_o |
| UmadBro@NovusOrbisLibrarium.com |
Captain Hazama
9:09am, April 28, 2014
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[Delete] | WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other people on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.
This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry
Naw, not really. I'll be stabbing you either way.
Ciao.
-H |
| DishonorOnUrCow@beaconacademy.com |
Lie Ren
9:13am, April 28, 2014
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[Delete] | Hello Ben. Hoping things are well with you and the others. Love from team JNPR. |
| SunnyD@valemail.com |
Sun
11:22am, April 28, 2014
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[Delete] | I know what you did. |
| kaboose@bluebase.org |
Michael J Caboose
11:24am, April 28, 2014
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[Delete] | Yeah, sometimes I wonder if there's things we'll never explain. You know, like, you know, what if we did answer all the questions? You know, would we live on, like forever, happy with our triumph over ignorance? Or is ignorance just a common enemy that once destroyed, would leave our species without a reason to carry on? I guess it doesn't matter what the answer is...because even if supreme knowledge did bring about the end of our species, the thought of obtaining it is just what would keep us together. You know? People will always look up at the sky...and just wonder why we're here. WATER BISON POWERS, ACTIVATE!
Edited 12:26pm, April 28, 2014 by Michael J Caboose, author. |
| spacecop2814@oa.net |
Hal Jordan
11:28am, April 28, 2014
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[Delete] | I am in need of a good plumber. Toilet is all backed up. |
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Benjamin Tennyson
1:16pm, April 28, 2014
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[Delete] | I. What. How did some of you get my email?!
So I'm going to ignore a few emails (Yes I'm looking at you Hazama.)
@blawndee@beaconacademy.com: I admit, I forgot. So if I ever come back, I'll give doubles or triplicates. I trust Ruby to hug you in my stead for the meantime ^.^
@AngrehAbs@HermesMSG.com: I don't know where he went but if I see him, I'll tell him to get over there!
@DishonorOnUrCow@beaconacademy.com: Ah! HI! Likewise Ren! Tell the others I said hi! Nora especially - BOOP.
@SunnyD@valemail.com: Why, what could you possibly mean Sun? :|
@kaboose@bluebase.org: emails are menstruation buttons, Caboose. Best to stay away from those :|
@spacecop2814@oa.net: How did you plug a quantum toilet? Before you ask, it works like a toilet, only with wibbly wobbly timey... wimey stuff.
Edited 1:20pm, April 28, 2014 by Benjamin Tennyson, author. |
| SunnyD@valemail.com |
Sun
1:22pm, April 28, 2014
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[Delete] | I know you know that I know what you did. |
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Benjamin Tennyson
1:23pm, April 28, 2014
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[Delete] | @SunnyD@valemail.com: So what if I replaced your bananas with apples? Try some variety. |
| kaboose@bluebase.org |
Michael J Caboose
1:24pm, April 28, 2014
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[Delete] | Nah, I like my girlfriend. She gives me messages. Her name is Emilia. |
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Hal Jordan
1:25pm, April 28, 2014
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[Delete] | That doesn't help me. |
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Sun
1:25pm, April 28, 2014
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[Delete] | Motherfucker. |
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Benjamin Tennyson
1:28pm, April 28, 2014
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[Delete] | @spacecop2814@oa.net: I'M SAYING THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED.
@SunnyD@valemail.com: Yang has all the bananas!
@kaboose@bluebase.org: ...okay... |
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Sun
1:30pm, April 28, 2014
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[Delete] | Ah, then it's no worries. We're totally best bros despite her being a girl. |
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Hal Jordan
1:31pm, April 28, 2014
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[Delete] | BUT IT DID AND I'M NO SUPERMAN. |
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Michael J Caboose
1:31pm, April 28, 2014
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[Delete] | Gesundheit. |
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Benjamin Tennyson
1:47pm, April 28, 2014
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[Delete] | @spacecop2814@oa.net: GET A QUANTUM PLUNGER THEN
@SunnyD@valemail.com: Cool. Good to hear.
@kaboose@bluebase.org: So have you been practicing your baseball? |
| blawndee@beaconacademy.com |
Yang Xiao Long
5:14pm, April 29, 2014
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[Delete] | Hey Ben, Blake and I didn't steal no damn bananas. |
| blawndee@beaconacademy.com |
Yang Xiao Long
12:56pm, April 30, 2014
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[Delete] | DON'T IGNORE ME, BEN! I KNOW I GOT THE RIGHT ADDRESS! |
| blawndee@beaconacademy.com |
Yang Xiao Long
3:41pm, April 30, 2014
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[Delete] | Ben, I swear by all that is holy and Weiss's collarbone that I'll come find you myself if you don't answer
Edited 3:42pm, April 30, 2014 by Yang Xiao Long, author. |
| blawndee@beaconacademy.com |
Yang Xiao Long
3:44pm, April 30, 2014
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[Delete] | Ben |
| blawndee@beaconacademy.com |
Yang Xiao Long
3:45pm, April 30, 2014
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[Delete] | Ben answer plz |
| blawndee@beaconacademy.com |
Yang Xiao Long
3:46pm, April 30, 2014
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[Delete] | Just tell me why |
| blawndee@beaconacademy.com |
Yang Xiao Long
6:03pm, April 30, 2014
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[Delete] | Attached image:  |
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E T H A N
7:10pm, April 30, 2014
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[Delete] | @ blawndee@beaconacademy.com:
...
Attached images:
I was dealing with those guys for a few weeks, so I was taken away from my emails... but time's a relative (bitch) concept I suppose. :|
TO THE POINT:
It was just all in good funnnnn Yang. I didn't think you'd take it too seriously. Tell you what - unlimited deathgrip hugs. e.e
Oh, I hid all the bananas under Luffy's bed. How did that go? ^.^
Edited 7:11pm, April 30, 2014 by E T H A N, author. |
| blawndee@beaconacademy.com |
Yang Xiao Long
9:11pm, April 30, 2014
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[Delete] | Well, it sure was nice of those guys to pose for you against a white canvas like that. :|
And I dunno, but I'm guessing he ate them. Since, you know, it's Luffy. |
| strawhat4life@onepiece.com |
Luffy
9:28pm, April 30, 2014
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[Delete] | Thanks Ben for the bananas! Oh and Caboose and I had a baby! =D |
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Benjamin Tennyson
10:25pm, April 30, 2014
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[Delete] | @ blawndee@beaconacademy.com:
...we have them on record in the Plumber's database. You know, compiled images and what have you.
AS EXPECTED.
...so, are you actually mad at me. |
| SunnyD@valemail.com |
Sun
1:31pm, May 01, 2014
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[Delete] | I am hungry.
Edited 6:47pm, May 01, 2014 by Sun, author. |
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E T H A N
1:00am, May 02, 2014
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[Delete] | ...Are you reading Yang's emails, Sun? |
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Sun
1:04am, May 02, 2014
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[Delete] | Got tired of throwing faeces. |
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Benjamin Tennyson
7:12pm, May 02, 2014
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[Delete] | I see...
So figure out that high score yet?
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Sun
11:21pm, May 02, 2014
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[Delete] | ...
WHAT DID YOU DO? |
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E T H A N
1:31am, May 03, 2014
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[Delete] | I obtained the score the hard way, of course.
:| |
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Sun
3:24am, May 03, 2014
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[Delete] | Lies. |
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Nico Minoru
5:14am, May 03, 2014
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[Delete] | I swear.
It's not like I could conceivably hack the console to alter the scores, geez.
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| theherorubbles@beaconacademy.com |
Ruby Rose
5:37am, May 03, 2014
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[Delete] | BEN WHAT THE HECK. WHERE DID YOU EVEN.
WE ONLY GOT TO PLAY ONE GAME
What am I supposed to do with all these cards now :<
P.S. Weiss says hi except not really but she /wants/ to I'm sure |
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Sun
11:06am, May 03, 2014
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[Delete] | ... |
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Benjamin Tennyson
4:21pm, May 03, 2014
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[Delete] | @ theherorubbles@beaconacademy.com
HAI RUBY. I bounced back home but don't worry, I'll be back!
Oh I dunno. :D Try convincing your big sister. She'll play - she plays Yugioh. ;) MTG the real thing.
Heh, well. If you'd like, tell Weiss I said helllllo in return. |
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Benjamin Tennyson
4:26pm, May 03, 2014
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[Delete] | @ theherorubbles@beaconacademy.com
HAI RUBY. I bounced back home but don't worry, I'll be back!
Oh I dunno. :D Try convincing your big sister. She'll play - she plays Yugioh. ;) MTG the real thing.
Heh, well. If you'd like, tell Weiss I said helllllo in return. |
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