Lilroaminred
8:17pm, January 02, 2004
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[Delete] | There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude
> woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
> years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single
> gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a reward for
> being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters,
> you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to
> do the most."
>
> He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the
> shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling
> ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and
> laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left."
>
> "Would you care to do it again?" he asks her. "Shall we?" She eagerly
> replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. "This time, I'll
> hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head."
> |
