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SparkyNe
9:03pm, December 30, 2003
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An elephant and an ant were walking down the road. The Elephant feel into a big hole and couldn't get out. The ant went and got a corvette, tied a rope to it, threw it down into the hole and pulled the elephant out. The very next day the ant fell into a hole and couldn't get out. The elephant simply lowered is big dick and the ant grabed hold and got out of the hole.

The moral of the story: If you have a big dick, you don't need a corvette.
 
SparkyNe
9:12pm, December 30, 2003
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http://palmeter.com/CorvetteTimelineW11P06a.htm
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Corlorde
11:22pm, January 02, 2004
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You're a para with a big dick and in that case, you can settle for the Vette. I'll settle for the vette, LMAO!

}:->

Be seeing you sparks

~Corey
 
Edzz
9:17pm, January 03, 2004
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http://www.fast-autos.net/chevrolet/chevroletc6.html

That front end just doesn't say "Corvette" to me. I like the S2000 Honda, but not with Corvette badges. I don't like the rear, either.

But it's under the body plastic where the new C6 shines. Amazing technology.

Ed :O)
 
Edzz
5:51pm, January 04, 2004
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Microscopic magnetic particles are held in suspension inside the shock oil that can be electronically charged to alter the shock dampening choice you choose. Throwing the switch changes the oil viscosity of the shocks. Caddy STS has a similiar set-up.

It's just amazing... until it breaks, lol.

Ed :O)
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