I got more advice than expected for question #1,yet, very useful advice proving that Ed is the man for this job (pun intended).
Question #2 is in the same vein, so to speak. I've noticed that an afternoon shower produces much more farting/deflating/ripping good ones than showers taken @ other times of the day, yet less pungant. The lack of smell adds to the enjoyment of said farting. Has this been noticed by our highly esteemed advice givers?