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| You Know You're Driving A Camaro When... |
Corlorde
5:08pm, September 02, 2003
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[Delete] | 1. You know you're driving a Camaro if your fuel gauge and your tachometer move at the same rate, in opposite directions.
2. What does the back of a Mustang look like anyway???
3. You know you're driving a Camaro when the Mustang in your rearview mirror gets smaller and smaller and smaller!!!
4. Old ladies move faster than they ever have to get off the street.
5. The cops don't bother chasing you anymore.
6. You challenge a Mustang at a red light, and he looks the other way.
7. Women you don't know drive up next to you, just to wave!
8. You hear "must be nice" countless times in a conversation about your ride.
9. If you convert your horsepower into years, it's longer than your children's children will live.
10. After goosing the engine, you look in your rearview mirror, just to see if that cutie is watching you.
11. When you're checking your rearview mirror and notice a real cutie staring at your car but can't catch up to wave hi
--Camaro resource.com |
| Ford Jokes |
Corlorde
5:15pm, September 02, 2003
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[Delete] | Credit: Trik FBDYPARTS & Performance for the following
1. Ford is trying something new, they're putting heaters in the tail gates of their 1999 Ford trucks, It will keep your hands warm while pushing them in the winter!
2. Stats show that 90% of all Fords bought are still on the road, the last 10% made it home!
3. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If it wasn't for our Fords, our tools would rust.
4. WHAT DID THE CHEVY SAY TO THE FORD?
Would you like a tow home?
5. FORD-Found On Road Dead
FORDS-For Old Retarded Dip Shits
FORD-Found On Reservation Dump
FORD-Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD-Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot
FORD-Factory Ordered Road Disaster
FORD-Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge
FORD-Flip Over Read Directions
FORD-Fixed On Race Day
FORD-Ford Owner Really Dumb
FORD-For Only Retarded Drivers
FORD-Fuck Only Runs Downhill
FORD-Fat Old Rusted Dog
FORD-Funky Old Road Dog
FORD-Found On Roadside's Destroyed
6. HOW IS A GOLF BALL DIFFERENT FROM A FORD?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards!
7. WHY ARE THERE SIDEWALKS BESIDE MOST STREETS AND HIGHWAYS?
So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.
8. This is Chevy country and on a quiet night you can hear a Ford rust...
9. A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollipop." The girl kept walking.
Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way.
The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollipops!"
Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"
10. Buy a Ford and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the rest
11. WHY IS THIS COUNTRY (US) SO FAR IN DEBT?
Because the President drives a Ford
12. Do you know that Ford has admitted they are expensive and unreliable?
That new commercial they are running says so! When that country singer says "If I had me some money"
He admits he can't afford one, and when he adds that he'd "buy a Ford truck or two" it because he needs a spare.
13.
SPEED KILLS
DRIVE A FORD
LIVE FOR EVER
14. HOW DO YOU DOUBLE THE VALUE OF A FORD?
Fill it with gas!
15. If Ford mean's (First on race day) It is only because it is still there from the last race day. |
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SparkyNe
1:43am, September 04, 2003
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http://www.boomspeed.com/oldquad62/GirlPeeinOnChevy.jpg
http://www.boomspeed.com/oldquad62/BeatingaChevy.gif |
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Edzz
3:55pm, September 04, 2003
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[Delete] | This is Chevy country and on a quiet night you can hear a Ford rust...
aint it the truth? :D
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Corlorde
4:19pm, September 04, 2003
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[Delete] | >>14. HOW DO YOU DOUBLE THE VALUE OF A FORD?
>>Fill it with gas!
I almost fell out of my wheelchair over this one! My brother is a Master rated tech at Ford, and he can tell some pretty funny stories about ALL new cars.
I've owned lots of Fords, and I still own a Cougar that I love dearly. I'm a Ford racing fan but I've always been in love with the Camaro's. |
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Edzz
5:12pm, September 04, 2003
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[Delete] | ALL mechanic's for Ford are Master's... with all that experience they get fixing them constantly, they'd almost have to be, lol.
I own a Ford van. No, it owns me.
NEVER again...
Ed :) |
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