Thread for Ohhhh Saaaaavvvve Me, Jesus Index | New Thread | Reply | Close | Stick | Delete  Ohhhh Saaaaavvvve Me, Jesus Denny 2:25pm, November 09, 2006 [Edit] [Delete] A finalist for this year's Darwin Awards...... WOMAN FATALLY BITTEN BY SNAKE IN CHURCH LONDON, Ky. - A southeastern Kentucky woman was bitten by a snake during a church service and later died, a law enforcement officer said. Linda Long, 48, of London died Sunday at University of Kentucky Medical Center, said Brad Mitchell, a detective with the Laurel County Sheriff's Office. Long died about four hours after the bite was reported, the Lexington Herald-Leader reported. Officials said Long attended East London Holiness Church. Neighbors of the church told the newspaper the church practices serpent handling. Lt. Ed Sizemore of the Laurel County Sheriff's Office said friends went with Long to a local hospital Sunday afternoon, and she was taken to UK. "She said she was bitten by a snake at her church," Sizemore said. Handling reptiles as part of religious services is illegal in Kentucky. Snake handling is a misdemeanor and punishable by a $50 to $100 fine. Police said they had not received reports about snake handling at the church. Snake handling is based on a passage in the Bible, in the Gospel of Mark, that says a sign of a true believer is the power to "take up serpents" without being harmed. Church officials could not be reached for comment. The funeral was scheduled for 2 p.m. Wednesday at the Arthur's Chapel Church in Rosehill, Va., according to the Rosehill Funeral Home.   Edzz 12:14am, November 15, 2006 [Edit] [Delete] I got as far as "Kentucky" (that being the third word in the newspaper article) and figured out the story. Idgit! LMFAO   Bulldawg 3:23pm, November 27, 2006 [Edit] [Delete] There's nothing sexual here concerning the snake, is there, denny? Again my perverted imagination takes over. :-) Yeah, and who else wasn't thinking sexual? lol Index | New Thread | Reply | Close | Stick | Delete