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3:48am, March 15, 2007
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[Delete] | 1. A day without sunshine is like night.
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>2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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>3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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>4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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>5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
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>6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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>7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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>8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in
>the trap.
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>9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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>10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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>11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
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>12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
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>13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
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>14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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>15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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>16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
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>17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
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>18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
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>19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
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>20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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>21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck
>happened?"
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>22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
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>23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright
>until you hear them speak.
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>24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . it's more like a jar of
>jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. |
