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Ill Nino
6:25am, June 05, 2009
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[Delete] | This's for those of us who play 360 with each other. Snarky comments, pwns, one-liners...right here baby! |
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NikkuSan
6:30am, June 05, 2009
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[Delete] | "Fuck you I'm token."
--Nikku's response when picking a character in Left 4 Dead. |
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Ill Nino
6:32am, June 05, 2009
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[Delete] | .....
*the sound of an uneasy silence as Dave, Nick, AJ and Josh all stare at each other in the safehouse of No Mercy Chapter 5. Gunfire erupts along with fire..*
Everyone: SON OF A BITCH! GODDAMNIT DAVE! GODDAMNIT NICK! DAMNIT! FUCK ME!
*Thusly, the Mass TK event of L4d.* |
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Remy
6:33am, June 05, 2009
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[Delete] | "Oh godamn, AJ spawned the tank"
*Josh closes the door leading back into the garage, with AJ still outside... with the Tank*
---L4D |
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NikkuSan
6:34am, June 05, 2009
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[Delete] | "... shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty!"
-- something big is either exploding, chasing you, or you're just general fucked. Muttered by many of BlackUp.
Edited 6:34am, June 05, 2009 by NikkuSan, author. |
| ALSO! |
Ill Nino
6:35am, June 05, 2009
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[Delete] | "shittyshittyshittyvetovetovetofuckfuckfuckfuckniggerniggerniggernigger"
---the Blackup mantra when we get into a matchmaking event. Generally followed by Vetoing of the map. |
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Remy
6:36am, June 05, 2009
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[Delete] | "Witch!"
*BAM!*
"Where?"
"Nevermind, AJ got her."
---spoken by anyone at any time in L4D |
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NikkuSan
6:37am, June 05, 2009
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[Delete] | "Oh shit, what the fuck did you do!?"
-- Nick to Dave or Dave to Nick on ANY co-op game.
also, my favorite line when things don't go my way...
"Fucking game mechanics!" |
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Remy
6:38am, June 05, 2009
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[Delete] | "Fucking game mechanics!"
-uttered by Nikku anytime he FUCKS UP!
edited for content
(hehehehe) |
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Ill Nino
6:40am, June 05, 2009
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[Delete] | "kekekehehehekekeihihih..."
---the sadistic giggle that comes outta Dave's lips...followed shortly after Nick going "Oh shit wtf did you do?!" ....and then a giant ass explosion from somewhere... |
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Anderjak
6:41am, June 05, 2009
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[Delete] | Nate: [starts singing an 80's ballad into the mic. Obviously, is very bad at it.]
Dave: Shut up, BB.
Edited 6:42am, June 05, 2009 by Anderjak, author. |
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Remy
6:43am, June 05, 2009
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[Delete] | "Dude, I've never played this map before."
--Me on anything that WASNT in No Mercy >.> |
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Anderjak
6:44am, June 05, 2009
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[Delete] | Call of Duty 4
Nate: [any time there's silence.] ... Just a small town girl!
Rest of BlackUp: Livin' in a loooonely woooorld!
Rest of people on server: SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN' AAANYYYYWHEEEEERE
One sourpuss in the bunch: You fags. |
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NikkuSan
6:46am, June 05, 2009
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[Delete] | "__________ is such a fucking douche... OH HAI _______!"
Insert name of the person who just joined the party. Team BlackUp Customary greeting. |
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Anderjak
6:48am, June 05, 2009
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[Delete] | "Not now, game."
- Customary dismissal of any and all activity. Typically the reply to sexual favors, most often utterings of "Fuck you, Ander." |
| Tank Bait |
AJ
6:48am, June 05, 2009
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[Delete] | (This was on L4D after Nick, Dave, and Flu headded out and all that remained were me and Josh in No MErcy on L4D)
AJ: FUCK TANK!
Josh: God damn it, think we can outrun it?
AJ:...what the fuck is this "we"? *Shoots josh, icaps him, leaves him for the tank*
Josh: "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! AJ YOU BITCH!" |
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Ill Nino
6:49am, June 05, 2009
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[Delete] | Dave: Naaate...don't you do it...don't you dare....
*Nate TK's Dave with a car in GTA4*
Dave: Nate, you're gonna pay for that. Dearly.
*Hour later, Dave costs Nate the race very viciously, Nate's cussing in the comms..*
Dave: I fuckin' warned you. |
| Da na na na na de da na na na na na |
AJ
6:51am, June 05, 2009
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[Delete] | AJ and dave at any given moment, time, etc.
TWO TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE, ROUND THE OUTSIDE, ROUND THE OUTSDE! |
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NikkuSan
6:53am, June 05, 2009
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[Delete] | "GOD DAMMIT DAVE!"
"Damnit Nick!"
... typical conversation. |
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Remy
6:54am, June 05, 2009
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[Delete] | "On the boat! On the fucking boat!"
RAAAR! *flaming hunter leaps from the GODAMN WATER for AJ!*
*BAM*
"You have earned Jump Shot"
--my screen ten seconds before we get UNTOUCHABLES! |
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NikkuSan
5:45am, June 06, 2009
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[Delete] | Dave AND Nate singing "Eye of the Tiger" in a duet ... and Dave going "Shut the fuck up Rachel." ... repeatedly. |
| N-bomb Much? |
AJ
8:05am, June 06, 2009
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[Delete] | *After getting locked otuside BY HIMSELF with the Tank..cuz Josh is a douche. xD*
AJ: Ya'll niggas is gay.
Dave: Alright captain fuckin' whitey tighties.
AJ: Nigga fuck you!
Dave: ...again with this "nigga shit"
Josh: You know what, don't even bother. I think the tank beat more ignorance into AJ than before. |
| Dave does what he says |
Tap
8:10am, June 06, 2009
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[Delete] | Halo 3 MP Beta
Dave: Tap, first thing I do, I'm gonna kill you.
Me: ...ookay...
*gamestarts*
Dave kills Tap - first kill of the game |
| Untouchables |
AJ
5:06am, June 07, 2009
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[Delete] | The sheer fact we got the untouchables achievement together on Left 4 Dead. Not only THAT, but the bad assery of Josh's hunter headshot AND Me, Dave, and Nick/josh did it again to help Flu get his achievement. Look out bitches, Team BlackUp is 'bout to fuck yo bitch and pee in yo gas tank. |
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NikkuSan
4:21am, July 04, 2009
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[Delete] | *Dave is explaining to AJ how to open the ports on his router so we can have summore compatibility for gaming.*
AJ: what the fuck am I doing with this?
Dave: Do what it says.
Aj: Do what with it!?
Nick: Click the damn link and read what the hell it says on the damn page!
AJ: I DID CLICK ON IT YOU ASS BAG!
*Something else is said and Nick is laughing hysterically, meanwhile Ander is on mute.*
AJ: Goddammit Ander if I here one more fucking thing from you I'm coming over there to kick your ass!
*Nick is still laughing*
Ander: I didn't say a damn thing!
*Insert more laughing by Nick and Dave.*
Nick: Apparently Ander is quiet to loudly?
Ander: Apparently!
Edited 4:22am, July 04, 2009 by NikkuSan, author. |
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NikkuSan
4:34am, July 04, 2009
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[Delete] | AJ: I gotta go and take a piss... get some more coffee...
Nick: ... so fucking go.
AJ: I am. Just ya know, wanted to let you guys know in case you tried talking to me.
*Slight pause. and then said very casually and serious.*
Nick: ... why the fuck would we want to talk to you?
*Insert laughter from party.*
AJ: God you're a douche! |
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NikkuSan
5:07am, July 04, 2009
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[Delete] | *As always, Dave owns AJ with something witty, and AJ responds with...*
AJ: Nigga hush.
Nick: Nigga hush?
AJ: That's right. Nigga hush. You heard me say that before.
Nick: Ok, you can't say that. You just went from being a pseudo-black man to a grandmother in the same sentence.
Edited 5:08am, July 04, 2009 by NikkuSan, author. |
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Sqoozh
7:15am, July 05, 2009
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[Delete] | From that one time I tried playin' COD4...
Sqoozh: *Says just about anything*
Flu: God dammit Sqoozh, you sound like you're five years old!
Nate: SO HOT |
| X-Mas Pwnage |
AJ
5:07am, July 20, 2009
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[Delete] | these were messages over XBL-
Nikkusan- Merry X-Mas AJ! Oh and my cousin says your a bitch.
Frsnglkaoz- Merry X-mas dude! Oh? Well he's a cum guzzling gutter slut.
Best part? nick just got a HUGE plasma screen TV and set it up in his living room. Even Better? his entire family was in the living and its likely they saw it despite having deleted it fast enough. |
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Anonymous
8:19am, August 07, 2009
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[Delete] | This is Jessie.
I'm beginning to wish I had XBox live. |
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Ophelia Tenor
11:08pm, August 29, 2009
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[Delete] | http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=92108582
Sure. It's not "Epic" per say. But I feel the need to post this and say
FUCK YOU AND YOUR LUCK, DAVE. |
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Ill Nino
11:20pm, August 29, 2009
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[Delete] | *adjusts Saint Fuzzy hat, sadistic laughter* |
| Go To Hell. |
Ill Nino
1:53am, October 03, 2009
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[Delete] | *Dave and Nick are playing Halo ODST*
Darkseide2 has joined your XBox Party.
Dave: Go to Hell.
Darkseide2 has left your XBox Party.
Dave and Nick: ......
*Both crack up*
Nick: EPIC! |
| IT'S HAMMA TIME |
Ill Nino
10:08pm, October 13, 2009
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[Delete] | *Dave, Sahara, Flu and Nick are playing ODST Firefight on Alpha Site. Dave gets his hands on a Grav Hammer and happens to pass by Nick. few seconds later..*
Nick: Oh shit, everyone stay back. Dave's got a Hammer. |
| HDTV > Girl? |
Ill Nino
1:41am, October 18, 2009
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[Delete] | *Dave and Nick are in a XBL Party to help a guy get an achievement. Some kid joins the party..*
JKllem17: Hey Menace, guess what I got in my bedroom. it's the coolest thing ever!
Menace: What?
Jkllem17: An HD TV!
Dave: Thaaaat's not as cool as having..y'know..a girl in your room. Try that sometime. Much cooler.
*Everyone suddenly has an awkward silence* |
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NikkuSan
3:39am, October 30, 2009
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[Delete] | Halo: ODST. Dave and Nick co-oping campaign on Legendary. We are pinned down by a Jackal sniper, 5 brutes across the map, a plasma turret, and to add insult to injury, two Hunters show up.
"Oh shit oh shit..." - any given moment.
"... Oh fuck it followed me in!" -Nick as a Hunter chases him.
"You're gettin' flanked-- wait, you're dead!?" - Nick to Dave.
"I'm dead, fallbackfallbackfallbackfallbackOk I'm alive." - every 30 seconds.
"I AM in cover!" - and still dies.
It took us roughly 15-20 minutes to beat this check point. Dave died, one Hunter is on Nicks ass. Through shear luck Nick gets the plasma turret, and with manages to gun down one Hunter. Second one flanks him and Nick falls of an edge, causing dave to respawn. Plasma empty, Nick pulls out the shotty while Dave fires like mad at the Hunter. Finally it falls and all that is said is.
"... fuck, is it over?" - Dave
"... How did I survive that?" - Nick
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| One does not walk into Blackup... |
Ill Nino
5:31am, November 07, 2009
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[Delete] | Knockout Note: Why'd you invite me to Halo?
Nate: Because I'm a pedophile.
*Dave and Nick crack the fuck up*
Knockout Note: ....cool..... |
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Nate
9:24am, January 04, 2010
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[Delete] | Flu: Okay dude so how do we do thi-RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN FFFFFFF-
Nate and Flu are being chased through a run down favela by a machine gun toteing Juggernaut. Another drum beat, and another Juggernaut pops out right in front of us around the corner.
Nate: The window Flu, NOW!
Both hop through the window and escape into a house and back out into the street. The Juggernauts turn and split up, this time walking right into Flu and Nate. Thumpers pop off, the Juggernauts fall.
Flu: ...Fuckin' A dude.
Nate: That was cool. |
| Ali's Ass? |
Ill Nino
2:04am, March 27, 2010
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[Delete] | *Dave's just conned Ali into saying that he can fuck her up the ass. Ali's talking to Josh about sitting in a certain position..*
Dave: You'll be sitting like that later, I guarantee it! |
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Sahara
9:16am, June 22, 2010
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[Delete] | I was just in a Live party with a bunch of my British friends, playing GTA IV, when Dave comes out of nowhere and says
"What the fuck are you fags doing playing that shitty ass game, when you could be playing Red Red -I mean Red Dead Redemption!"
Immediate silence, before I finally say something..
lol..Thank you for making a conversation awkward, Dave. *Thumbs up, Awesomeface.* |
| Optimus FAIL. |
Ill Nino
1:01am, June 25, 2010
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[Delete] | *Dave and Nick are playing Transformers: War For Cybertron. Dave has Optimus Prime and is racing down the road getting ready to jump off the cliff when he runs right into Nick...summarily gets bumped off the road and to his death*
Dave: NICK YOU FUCKER!
*Dave and Nick both crack up laughing* |
| Blackup plays Poker?! |
Ill Nino
8:11am, October 12, 2010
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[Delete] | *Dave and Sahara are playing Dead Rising 2 and embroiled in a Texas Hold-Em. Dave goes All-In, Sahara laughs and is like "wtf?!"*
Dave: Dude, I got a 20.
*a pause as Dave realizes it..*
Wait, this isn't blackjack, is it. FUCK.
*Sahara cracks the fuck up, Dave follows suit, and promptly loses the game* |
| Bizarro buttsex? |
Ill Nino
5:01am, January 20, 2011
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[Delete] | From DC Universe Online.
Master Fate: id do bizarro
Wrydan: TMI
Ardent: LMFAO!
Dave: You go right ahead and do him. The hospital is right there when you need to be sewn back up. |
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