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Sqoozh
12:03am, August 09, 2008
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[Delete] | Seems about time we started up an "Epic Moments" thread. I'll start. :D
0168c4, Anderjak: stfu daev
0168c4, Anderjak: no
0168c4, Anderjak: wait
0168c4, Anderjak: EXACTLY
e9a474, Ill Nino: ....he's gonna be a slut...?
0168c4, Sqoozh: You'd be...working for the man...undercover?
0168c4, Sqoozh: So... You'd be doing the exact opposite of working undercover for the man?
0168c4, Anderjak: I'd rather destroy things from the inside, thank you very much. :D
0168c4, Anderjak: Dallas cops are fucking assholes when it comes to protests.
0168c4, Anderjak: Knowing the protests I've seen? Yeah, I'd like to avoid the needless police brutality.
0168c4, Sqoozh: Smoke some pot and go to a protest. THEN I might start callin' you a hippie. |
| Who you gonna call?! |
Naut
12:12am, August 23, 2008
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[Delete] | [17:06] HeldbyDarkness2: Nauuuut
[17:07] SonOfNaut: OMG A GHOST!!! *immediately calls the ghostbusters to bust yo ass*
[17:07] SonOfNaut: *and by bust yo ass i mean rape*
[17:07] SonOfNaut: *cause one of them is black*
[17:08] HeldbyDarkness2: *is raped by a black man?*
[17:08] SonOfNaut: and egon. how scary is that?
[17:08] HeldbyDarkness2: Never seen ghostbusters
[17:08] SonOfNaut: .....
[17:08] SonOfNaut: fuck, you ARE canadian
[17:09] HeldbyDarkness2: *DIES LAUGHING* |
| TMI |
Naut
6:29am, October 06, 2008
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[Delete] | [081006 06:22] bc803f, Jennifer Dylan : *tests pic*
[081006 06:22] 07efde, Matthew Herschz: *SCARY*
[081006 06:22] 07efde, Matthew Herschz: *THAT'S A NO, PLEASE*
[081006 06:22] 07efde, Jacob Herschz : *Horrified stare*
[081006 06:23] bc803f, Jennifer Dylan : *wtf. that was a halloween pic at the hospital. gtfo.*
[081006 06:24] 07efde, Jacob Herschz : *What'd you go as, an STD-infested hooker?*
[081006 06:25] bc803f, Jennifer Dylan : *oh stuff it. I remember your days as an underwear model, Marky Mark.*
[081006 06:25] 07efde, Jacob Herschz : >.>
[081006 06:26] bc803f, Jennifer Dylan : *Yeah. And sorry, I saw the sock lines.*
[081006 06:26] 07efde, Matthew Herschz: *okay wtf allayou stfu* |
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Anderjak
8:29pm, November 05, 2008
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[Delete] | 0168c4, Shinji Mori: [So I believe it's Naut's [turn to post], if he wants to mumble incoherently while on morphine.]
07efde, Matthew Herschz: *Mumbles incoherently while on morphine..*
0168c4, Shinji Mori: [ Good boy, Sparky. ] |
| GHEY. |
Ill Nino
5:57am, May 07, 2009
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[Delete] | [090507 05:51] 149fb8, AJ: Kari...is...hot.
[090507 05:51] fb8c3e, Kari Virtanen : ((.... *Fucking dies* XD ))
[090507 05:52] 716776, Deadpool : *It's a Tarp!*
[090507 05:52] 149fb8, AJ: ..what?
[090507 05:53] bc803f, Lucien LeBeau : (GHEY.)
[090507 05:53] 149fb8, AJ: THATS A FUCKING GUY?!
[090507 05:53] 149fb8, AJ: WHAT THE FUCK?!
[090507 05:53] fb8c3e, Kari Virtanen : ((Very Ghey))
[090507 05:53] fb8c3e, Kari Virtanen : ((That's Bill Kaulitz dude. Bill is short for William LOL!))
[090507 05:53] 149fb8, AJ: IT LOOKS LIKE A CHICK UNTIL I READ THE FUCKIN PROFILE!
[090507 05:53] bc803f, Lucien LeBeau : (That's like...Mas Puto ghey.)
[090507 05:53] 149fb8, AJ: WHO THE FUCK NAMES A GUY CAHRACTER KARI?!
[090507 05:54] 716776, Deadpool : *Wow, AJ fails at penis detection... someone take his man card away*
[090507 05:54] fb8c3e, Kari Virtanen : ((For the uneducated masses, I.E., AJ, KAri in, Finland, where my characters ancestry is from, is a MALE name. XD ))
[090507 05:54] 149fb8, AJ: It looks like a fucking chick.
[090507 05:54] b55686, Anderjak: ... [snerk... bursts out laughing.]
[090507 05:54] 149fb8, AJ: .....HEY SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH TANK BAIT
[090507 05:55] 149fb8, AJ: Hey, kiss my ass ALL YA'llS
[090507 05:55] bc803f, Lucien LeBeau : (AJ loves the cock.)
[090507 05:55] 716776, Deadpool : *pfft, Nigga you gay*
[090507 05:55] bc803f, Lucien LeBeau : (GUYS FIRST RIGHT?) |
| Epic App |
Remy
6:01am, May 12, 2009
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[Delete] | " Jubileee was found by teh Xman after she ran away from mall officeers and saved Logan atfer he wass crucified. She went back to the mansinp with him and became part of the x-men and then onto genaration z she has the ability to make stuff go booooom! and fire sparkles that maek a paffft! noide when they activate. Shew is currently still at the mansion and remains there as the war room pereson and part fo the faculty." |
| PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFT! |
Naut
6:33am, May 12, 2009
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[Delete] | [090512 06:11] bc803f, Ill Nino: HEY AJ
[090512 06:11] bc803f, Ill Nino: PAFFFT!
[090512 06:14] 862e17, AJ: Bite my hariy ass Adve!
[090512 06:15] bc803f, Ill Nino: ...Hari...kiri?
[090512 06:17] bc803f, Ill Nino: PAFFFT
[090512 06:18] 862e17, AJ: ....Bite em
[090512 06:18] bc803f, Laura Kinney : *pops her claws...PAFFFT!..*
[090512 06:18] 862e17, AJ: THAts the sound ti makes!
[090512 06:18] bc803f, Laura Kinney : *retracts em...TFFFAP!*
[090512 06:18] 862e17, AJ: PAFFFT!
[090512 06:18] 862e17, AJ: .....
[090512 06:18] 862e17, AJ: i jsut realize
[090512 06:18] 716776, Iron Man: *fires a beam from his chest* PAFFFT!
[090512 06:19] bc803f, Captain America: AVENGERS PAFFFTEMBLE!
[090512 06:19] 862e17, AJ: ....i'm like watching a retarded chlid trying to eat a cookie...
[090512 06:19] bc803f, Malice: ..*..fires a tendril..* PAFFFT!
[090512 06:20] 716776, Morte: ((862e17, AJ: ....i'm like watching a retarded chlid trying to eat a cookie... *Edited for truth*))
[090512 06:20] bc803f, Eric Wagner: ..*..teleports..PAFFFT!..actually, that is kinda close to BAMFT!*
[090512 06:20] b55686, Shinji Mori: [gets her knee sliced open for her operation with a *PAFFFT!]
[090512 06:21] 862e17, AJ: ....youtr akk douchebags
[090512 06:21] 67f92b, Bill Kaplan: *Crackles lightning...PAFFFT!*
[090512 06:21] 716776, Keiko Tsukino: *twin Keikos go upstairs to her new room to lots of PAFFFTing before bed*
[090512 06:21] bc803f, Jennifer Dylan : *sutures Shin's leg like a PAFFFT*
[090512 06:21] fb8c3e, Calean : *Activates his armor with a PAFFFT!*
[090512 06:21] 67f92b, Jacob Herschz : *Copies a power...PAFFFT!*
[090512 06:21] fb8c3e, Logan: Paffftbub.
[090512 06:22] 67f92b, Tobias Beckett : *Sees the future... PAFFFT!*
[090512 06:22] b55686, Kiralu Martin: [schlicks off to porn *like a PAFFT!*]
[090512 06:22] bc803f, Valeria Richards: QUICK. FRANKEE. GETS TEH MASHEEN DAT GO PAFFFT
[090512 06:22] b55686, Elias Godfried : [makes gadgets *like a PAFFFT!*]
[090512 06:22] 716776, Deadpool : PAFFFT Motha Fucka!
[090512 06:22] 67f92b, Matthew Herschz: *Turns into a snake...PAFFFT!*
[090512 06:22] b55686, Emille Barton: [dead inside *like a pafft!*]
[090512 06:22] 716776, Frank Richards: STAND BACK! I'MA CHARGIN MAH PAFFFT!
[090512 06:22] b55686, Inkwell: [murders people *like a PAFFT!*]
[090512 06:22] 67f92b, Jonah Kennedy : *Reads your mind and sees a PAFFFT!*
[090512 06:22] bc803f, Kara Grey: *AWAKENS THE PHOENIX LIKE A PAFFFT*
[090512 06:23] b55686, Theodore Altman: [shapeshiftin'! *like a PAFFFT!*]
[090512 06:23] Victor Von Doom shall take over the world with his PAFFFT!
[090512 06:23] b55686, Od: [CAPS LIKE GOD *LIKE A PAFFFT!*]
[090512 06:23] bc803f, Jarvis: *CYBERS A 12 YEAR OLD LIKE A PAFFFT*
[090512 06:23] b55686, Wildcard: [blows up Malice *like a PAFFFT!*]
[090512 06:23] b55686, Peter Parker: [HAS A HOT WIFE *like a PAFFFT!*]
[090512 06:23] bc803f, Duane: ....ye're all faggots....LIKE A PAFFT
[090512 06:24] 716776, Gambit: PAFFFT mon amie! Remember it!
[090512 06:24] 67f92b, Naut: *OOCly interrupts RP by sayin "PAFFFT!"*
[090512 06:24] bc803f, Lucien LeBeau : OUI, POPPA! PAFFFT! *charges a card LIKE A PAFFFT*
[090512 06:24] 716776, Victor Creed : I'ma rip out yer PAFFFT an stuff it clean up yer other PAFFFT
[090512 06:25] b55686, Anderjak: "so let me get this straight... you murder people and perform surgery every day..." "like a PAFFFT!" "yes, well... this has all been very eye opening for me"
[090512 06:25] 862e17, AJ: ...i'm goin 2 bef xD jackasses
[090512 06:25] bc803f, Ill Nino: AJ'S GOIN 2 BED LIKE A PAFFFT
[090512 06:26] 716776, Ikaris: QUICK! Form the Uni-Mind... Like a PAFFFT!
[090512 06:26] b55686, Anderjak: yes, you said that like four hundred times
[090512 06:26] 4421c5, Thorn : *now has a stack of boxed food* Fantastic.
[090512 06:26] 716776, Sean Cassidy: *screams* PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFT!
[090512 06:26] bc803f, Gabriel Summers : *DOES HIS EX-WIFE LIKE A PAFFFT*
[090512 06:27] bc803f, Duane: *robs a few banks....LIKE A PAFFFT*
[090512 06:27] Ultron shall erradicate you meatbags... like a PAFFFT!
[090512 06:27] bc803f, David Marko : *robs a few banks....LIKE A PAFFFT*
[090512 06:28] bc803f, Nori Ryder : *screws her husband LIKE A PAFFFT*
[090512 06:28] 716776, Felix Ryder : OH YES! PAFFFT ME BABY! YOU PAFFFT SO PAFFFTING GOOD!
[090512 06:28] b55686, Maverick: Chases Inky *LIKE A PAFFFT!*
b55686, Nilah Markham: Accidentally blows shit up! *LIKE A PAFFFT!*
bc803f, Eric Wagner: *febreezes his carpet again* Duuuude..this bottle makes a noise...LIKE A PAFFFT
[090512 06:29] b55686, Tilie: I'm a computer! *LIKE A PAFFFT!*
[090512 06:30] bc803f, Ill Nino: *tosses the dead joke's body in the garbage.....likeapaffft*
[090512 06:30] b55686, Nicholas Guelph: ... *Mopes* *LIKE A PAFFFT!*
[090512 06:30] b55686, Sqoozh: aw damn he misses the joke once again
[090512 06:32] 716776, Janus: ((oh no... the fail... Dave's caught it!))
[090512 06:32] 716776, Janus: ((...like a PAFFFT!))
Edited 6:34am, May 12, 2009 by Naut, author. |
| Aww, our two fags. |
Naut
8:42am, May 12, 2009
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[Delete] | [090512 08:23] 67f92b, Bill Kaplan: *Pushed, Bill just laughs..* I hope it's not another of his an' Kate's sex tapes. I keep telling him he won't get famous that way.... *He'll head downstairs normally and stare out at the stars twinkling in the sky, the staircase of the skyscraper in which Bill and Ted's apartment resides being open to the air. Bill will then concentrate on taking them to the restaurant. ~I want us to be at the restaurant. I want us to be at the restaurant.~ He pictures that place...and with just a few mental affirmations the two'll be teleported in a bright blue flash to right outside of the restaurant..*
[090512 08:27] b55686, Theodore Altman: Well, he could always become internet famous. Maybe that's more to his liking, anyway. [A casual smirk as he follows Billy to the rooftop, and, via teleportation, to the restaurant... Something he never got completely used to, but he always took it in stride.]
[090512 08:29] 67f92b, Bill Kaplan: ~Fade on a delicious, huge dinner with enough tip for the whole staff working there this night~
[090512 08:29] bc803f, Tom Shepherd: *Whaaaat? I was just tryin' to show you guys how GOOD pussy is! Jeez...that was years ago. Christ. Send you guys a couple of sex tapes to try and sway you to the Twat Side and you guys get all up. haaaa. Up.*
[090512 08:30] 67f92b, Bill Kaplan: *Facepalm.... The only way those films would've been exciting is if YOU weren't my twin brother..*
[090512 08:31] bc803f, Tom Shepherd: *YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING AT HER TWAT. NOT MY COCK. Christ. I know it's big and all...but jeez.*
[090512 08:31] b55686, Theodore Altman: [ ... It's like an energizer battery. ]
[090512 08:32] b55686, Theodore Altman: [ Small, but just doesn't stop. ]
[090512 08:32] bc803f, Tom Shepherd: *I KNOW. keeps going and going and going.*
[090512 08:32] bc803f, Tom Shepherd: *wait...no. We got that backwards. It keeps cumming and cumming and cummng.*
[090512 08:33] bc803f, Tom Shepherd: *and everytime it does? PAFFFT.*
[090512 08:33] 67f92b, Bill Kaplan: *It was a bit small, wasn't it? I mean...the way he talks, I was expecting a LOT bigger. Not like mine, huh, sweetie?*
[090512 08:33] b55686, Theodore Altman: [ ... Well, it can taste like battery acid sometimes... ]
[090512 08:34] bc803f, Tom Shepherd: *....when the hell did you taste my jizz?*
[090512 08:34] 67f92b, Bill Kaplan: *Um...Tom. Ted's a shapeshifter....*
[090512 08:35] b55686, Theodore Altman: [ Yeah. Sorry. ]
[090512 08:35] b55686, Theodore Altman: [ You make a cute face mid-coitus, though! ]
[090512 08:35] 67f92b, Bill Kaplan: *Is it anything like mine?*
[090512 08:36] bc803f, Tom Shepherd: *Well...least I got my rocks off. can't lie there.*
[090512 08:36] b55686, Theodore Altman: [ ... Surprisingly, yes. ]
[090512 08:36] b55686, Theodore Altman: [ Though you always look less surprised, honey. ]
[090512 08:36] 67f92b, Bill Kaplan: *Wish I could do that. In a completely unrelated note, I wonder what Nathan Kang's up to these days....* |
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Anderjak
4:42am, May 13, 2009
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[Delete] | bc803f, Ill Nino: /mgs Sabi I'M CUMMING *pees on your foot* waitfuck
bb2e6f, Sabi: ...................................... |
| ALI FAILS |
Ill Nino
6:41am, May 15, 2009
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[Delete] | 716776, Ali-Cat: HA HA! I can reply and you guys can't! Neener neener neeeeeeeeeenerrrrrrrr.
716776, Ali-Cat: Oh. NM |
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NikkuSan
4:16am, May 18, 2009
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[Delete] | b2ce84, Flux: ((again, thanks for giving the ok on Jubilee instead of making me redo the app, josh xD))
b2ce84, Flux: ((and brb POTTTY!!))
716776, Remy: I know you know more about it than"...like a PAFFFT" ;)
bc803f, Ill Nino: Like a PAFFFT...crunk for the very first tieeem~
b55686, Sqoozh: Oh god the Madonna reference.
b55686, Sqoozh: YES
Edited 4:17am, May 18, 2009 by NikkuSan, author. |
| I just have perfect timing, don't I? |
Sqoozh
7:50am, June 02, 2009
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[Delete] | ad13d6, Shido: (("Coilette" just seems too obvious. Too derisive. Like if I gender-bended Nicholas and named her Nicole.))
da77b9, Aeryn Raven : (I agree Shido)
716776, Jarrett Allerdyce: (( Well, definately open to suggestions still. )
ad13d6, Shido: ((Or changed Nilah to Niles. Or Elias to Eliza HAHAHAHAHA XD))
ad13d6, Shido: ((...God I hope Ander doesn't see that one.))
b55686, Anderjak: mm. shower. so much better.
b55686, Anderjak: ...
b55686, Anderjak: what have I come back to
716776, Jarrett Allerdyce: (( lmao))
ad13d6, Shido: ((aw crap))
Keep in mind that Ander and I are IN THE SAME HOUSE and I didn't see this coming.
Edited 7:52am, June 02, 2009 by Sqoozh, author. |
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Ill Nino
6:41am, June 03, 2009
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[Delete] | 716776, Coil Ryder: ((Don't Wanna! ... just know if I don't I'll get more sick... an I gotta corral kiddies tomorrow morning for Farmer Jason or somethin)) |
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NikkuSan
5:19am, June 10, 2009
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[Delete] | 6c3770, AJ: At lease theres a womna tha thinks i'm addorable in some awy.
716776, Pandora Stark: ((Is a womna the same thing as a woman? Because I got tits and a jay-jay...but I am not a womna as far as I know))
6c3770, AJ: ...
6c3770, AJ: huh?
716776, Pandora Stark: ((*Raises arms* AND ALI HAS MADE AJ'S BRAIN BREAK!))
716776, Pandora Stark: ((I so totally win. :D))
6c3770, AJ: ...i'll get ouy back osjh you sumbitch.
6c3770, AJ: Er ali.
0185a4, Flu: You aren't drunk enough, obviously.
716776, Jon Van Dyne: ((WTF did he just say?))
6c3770, AJ: ...my durnk i'll gone in an hour or so.
716776, Pandora Stark: ((*Is just dying from laughing too hard now*))
716776, Jon Van Dyne: ((cause I swear... it's like he's tryin to talk to me... I know it.))
6c3770, AJ: ...yall niggas can kisss my ass.
7e2a66, Jesse Demire: ((AJ, you're already gone... you mean you just won't be here in an hour or so...))
716776, Pandora Stark: ((Sorry. All my kisses come with two "S"s))
6c3770, AJ: ....wtf did you just say Kags?
BUT HE DOESN'T STOP!!
6c3770, AJ: ...bitch.
6c3770, AJ: <4 u.
6c3770, AJ: <2
6c3770, AJ: ....<3
6c3770, AJ: Tere ew go.
716776, Jon Van Dyne: lmfao
f87301, Anderjak: <4 u 2
716776, Jon Van Dyne: ((*fuckin DIES*))
716776, Pandora Stark: ((I sense a catch phrase))
Edited 5:25am, June 10, 2009 by NikkuSan, author. |
| GHEY. |
Ill Nino
7:17am, June 11, 2009
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[Delete] | 8a1ac3, Charles Ross : What can I say, I like hard things on my ass. *rimshot* |
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NikkuSan
5:50am, June 14, 2009
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[Delete] | [090614 05:39] 71e74e, Khalidah Qadir-Issa : *thinks the Hellions should do something*
[090614 05:41] 71e74e, Khalidah Qadir-Issa : *I dunno. The Captain's off doing what the hell ever, the Second's unconcious, and there really doesn't seem to be a point to having teams if we don't do anything*
[090614 05:44] 716776, Ali-Cat: Oh for fucks sake! The teams are Class teams. HARRY POTTER. Think Harry fucking Potter!
[090614 05:45] 71e74e, Khalidah Qadir-Issa : ((And they had competitions and what not. what do we have?))
[090614 05:46] MSG: Rachel sent a message to Remy.
[090614 05:46] bc803f, Ill Nino: O_O
[090614 05:47] 716776, Ali-Cat: I dunno. Maybe think something up instead of leaving it completely up to us? Do something to develop your char instead of depending on others to do it for you.
[090614 05:48] e277fa, Anderjak: yeah, the players really only have themselves to blame if the teams don't do anything.
[090614 05:48] e277fa, Anderjak: it's like saying, "why doesn't anyone want to play with my character? D:" well... it's cuz you don't play them, douche
[090614 05:49] 716776, Ali-Cat: Sorry this seems sudden... because it's really not. I'm just bitchy and dying of heat enough to actually say something.
[090614 05:49] 71e74e, Khalidah Qadir-Issa : ((Answers all my questions, actually))
[090614 05:50] bc803f, Ill Nino: ROFL. andar ftw.
Edited 5:51am, June 14, 2009 by NikkuSan, author. |
| Cell Phone Convo |
AJ
3:47am, June 16, 2009
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[Delete] | This was a phone convo. from me 'n dave not so long ago.
Dave: Kinda like nimrod, right?
AJ: Ok, you know what? Screw THAT. I didn't do it. Josh did it to get revengee on me for leaving him for the tank, and you know what? I'll still call him tank bait. But he got me. 10x over.
*WHOLE time Dave is laughing his ass off*
Dave: Oh my god, Dude it was me!
AJ: ...oh you fuckin' bitch. I see how it is, you do it and let Josh take all the credit, i see what you did there. You fuck, you sir, are first on my list when we get Ghostbusters. The last thing your gonna fuckin' see is a white and yellow poorly, BADLY done '80s CGI stream hit your face, and you know what your not gonna see? The fuckin world and universe exploding, but you died first, and thats waht matters. Douche. |
| *...sigh* |
AJ
4:14am, June 16, 2009
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[Delete] | BoReDzIlLa05 (12:11:19 AM): Now I feel like rping!
BoReDzIlLa05 (12:11:21 AM): haha!
Frsnglkaoz (12:11:23 AM): xD
Frsnglkaoz (12:11:26 AM): HA! MY PLAN WORKED
BoReDzIlLa05 (12:11:28 AM): to cure my boredom!
BoReDzIlLa05 (12:11:29 AM): lol
BoReDzIlLa05 (12:11:37 AM): plan all along huh?!
Frsnglkaoz (12:11:41 AM): lmao
Frsnglkaoz (12:11:52 AM): Hey it was either RP or get into your pants, i opted for the one that would happen lmfao
BoReDzIlLa05 (12:12:14 AM): haha like you could try the second one lmao!
BoReDzIlLa05 (12:12:29 AM): I think the first is more realistic hah
Frsnglkaoz (12:12:30 AM): Weeeeeeelll haaaaaaaay!
Frsnglkaoz (12:12:33 AM): LMFAO
Frsnglkaoz (12:12:34 AM): xD
Frsnglkaoz (12:12:37 AM): Omg.
Frsnglkaoz (12:12:44 AM): Wtf i got pwned.
BoReDzIlLa05 (12:12:44 AM):
BoReDzIlLa05 (12:12:47 AM): ;p;
BoReDzIlLa05 (12:12:56 AM): you let yourself in that one |
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NikkuSan
7:00am, June 20, 2009
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[Delete] | c0175a, Kara Grey : (I hate hotel toilets. So uncomfy and the damn toilet paper they give you? ITS LIKE PAPER.)
716776, Microjo : ((I used the nice stuff and my ass is STILL chaffed right now >_< my ass is not happy with me))
c0175a, Kara Grey : (Oh man. I sat down earlier on the toity and went to take a shit..grabbed the toilet paper and it's like...flimsy as hell. I'm going "Now how exactly am I supposed to wipe the ass lava from my hole with this flimsy ass shit?")
Edited 7:02am, June 20, 2009 by NikkuSan, author. |
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NikkuSan
4:59am, June 23, 2009
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[Delete] | 93fdc3, AJ: Dave's mouth is like a backed up toilet; Its fuckin hilarious when the shit hits someone else. |
| Kaysi likes DP?! |
Ill Nino
5:35am, June 26, 2009
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[Delete] | 60e3fc, Kaysi Dieondre : *I love DP and all, but I'm jailbait.*
bc803f, Ill Nino: ...she loves dual penetration?!
bf45b8, Ftp: Holy shit, FTW! That chick likes DP! FOLLOW HER NOW!
bc803f, Ftw: I KNOW. *climbs onto the lawnmower..takes off*
60e3fc, Kaysi Dieondre : *FFS.* |
| HI DAVE HERE |
AJ
2:58am, June 29, 2009
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[Delete] | *read bottom to top*
74f52e, AJ: *Dies.* Chat moments.
bc803f, BILLY MAYS: WAITFUCK I'M DEAD.
bc803f, BILLY MAYS: HI BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT DOCTOR DYKE, SEASON 1.
NICK: Ill Nino changed nick to BILLY MAYS.
bc803f, Ill Nino: nono.
JOIN: AJ has entered.
EXIT: Bill Nye has left the chat ( 10:56pm, June 28 (UTC) ).
74f52e, Bill Nye: LESBIAN SEX......ITS SCIENCE!
NICK: AJ changed nick to Bill Nye.
74f52e, AJ: ....i get this moment.
bc803f, Cortana Stewart : you shush. *point*
b55686, Shinji Mori: [ boy, that was a lovely test... ]
b55686, Shinji Mori: [ jubilee, i've already had the opportunity to test it... jd is ALL real. ] |
| ...no topic can do this justice. |
Ill Nino
5:36am, June 30, 2009
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[Delete] | 607900, Remy: I've had nothing to eat today but one bout at a chinese buffet... and a slushy...and lots and lots of cokkies and cakes an junk an stuff.
607900, Remy: ack typo... cockies
607900, Remy: er... |
| Josh Tells Us how He REALLY Feels |
AJ
4:37am, July 01, 2009
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[Delete] | *bottom to top*
607900, Remy: yeah, ignore the typos... I'm on a Mac
607900, Remy: and THAT my friends is why Stephanie Meyer needs to be hung, shot, poisoned, disemboweled, drawn an quartered, burned to a fine ash and then have every auther ever in the history of the world allowed (even if ressurection is required) to piss and shit upon the remnants... |
| THOR: GOD OF DORKS |
Ill Nino
6:06am, July 08, 2009
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[Delete] | f965ca, Thor: (I Am THOR!!!! God of Thunder! Wielder of the mystical Uru Mallet, Mjolnir and Warrior Prince of Asgard!!!!)
ed83d8, Sabi: and a complete dork according to your av
this was his av:
(http://dorkshelf.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/thor.jpg)
HOTLINK FTL
Edited 9:44pm, August 12, 2009 by NikkuSan, moderative. |
| Cola answers the call of the GHEY |
Ill Nino
3:30am, July 11, 2009
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[Delete] | [090711 03:27] e5a3b5, Ill Nino: *sits back, drags Beaner to the side..* This is a topic we do not disturb.
[090711 03:28] 716776, Ali-Cat: All too well, Kags. All too well.
[090711 03:28] e5a3b5, Ill Nino: we watch..we observe..we fap . But I aint touching your dick.
[090711 03:28] e5a3b5, Ill Nino: maybe a dutch rutter. But nothing else.
[090711 03:28] JOIN: Ryan has entered.
[090711 03:28] 716776, Remy: our dicks ain't touchin man, it aint gay.
[090711 03:28] ce4ebe, Ryan: Hey there
[090711 03:29] e5a3b5, Ill Nino: haaa. We talk about gay...and Cola comes in.
[090711 03:29] 716776, Ali-Cat: *dies* Moments. Now.
[090711 03:29] bf45b8, Beaner: *Watches. . . . with popcorn.*
[090711 03:29] 3ef307, Kags: That, I think, is the worst. Seriously, the WORST. 'Cause it looks so. terrible... and Remy, funny you should mention that. *Watching Ghostbusters* Don't cross the streams... |
| Kiralu's Sexual Frustration xD |
AJ
4:22am, July 18, 2009
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[Delete] | Top to bottom:
91ca85, Lisa Sparks: *......*
b55686, Kiralu Martin: [... goddamnit. fine, i'll just play it in a loop on my laptop and lock myself up in tthe closet as i burn a hole through my underwear via rigorous rubbing.] |
| Speaks for itself xD |
AJ
5:53am, July 19, 2009
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[Delete] | 16002f, Demetra Barrens: (And here we go. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/GriffonChi/0f828fd31292dd3276f03cfafeeea545.jpg <- This? This is Steve. :D NSFW.
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Remy
6:42pm, July 19, 2009
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[Delete] | b0e99c, AJ: Your fuckin' right though xD
b0e99c, AJ: .....
357092, Rachel: I was thinking that but didn't have enough brain power to express it properly. bb at 5. *Flee.*
34047c, Remy: AJ, every post you make is like a Where's Waldo of fail... You can find it in there, you just hafta look hard.
b0e99c, AJ: ...bastid.
0904b1, Lumpy: (so. Asking anyone if they wanna rp would be pretty dumb huh?)
34047c, Remy: ^_^
34047c, Remy: and panties not pantes, right?
b0e99c, AJ: HOLE*
b0e99c, AJ: whole, not while*
b0e99c, AJ: She, and I quote "burned a while in her pantes via vigorious rubbing" |
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AJ
4:18am, July 26, 2009
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[Delete] | a9b776, Uri Wagner : ((life is short. Foreplay is dinner, me bangin Lumpy
[090726 04:14] a9b776, Uri Wagner : ...godamnit...)) |
| DAMNIT ANDER |
Anderjak
4:24am, August 02, 2009
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[Delete] | 7749da, Mentok the Mindtaker: *is the very model of a modern major general*
6951db, Jen: Oh. ^_^ Thanks.
6951db, Jen: And why am I being poked for an app? Which app?
7749da, Mentok the Mindtaker: *Is information, vegetable, animal and mineral*
d2bf44, Anderjak: I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MAJOR GENERAL
d2bf44, Anderjak: I'VE INFORMATION VEGETABLE ANIMAL AND MINERAL
a9e8c6, Navi Rai: (oh god here we go.)
d2bf44, Anderjak: I KNOW THE KINGS OF ENGLAND AND I QUOTE THE FIGHTS HISTORICAL
d2bf44, Anderjak: FROM MARATHON TO WATERLOO IN ORDERS CATEGORICAL
357092, Rachel: ...o.o *Updates profile for Jen's sake.*
d2bf44, Anderjak: [deeeep breath]
d407b1, Cookie Monster: Ander would be a lot more impressive if we didn't know he wiki'd it.
d2bf44, Anderjak: I'M VERY WELL ACQUAINTED TOO WITH MATTERS MATHEMATICAL
d2bf44, Anderjak: [actually, owns a copy of one of the performances]
d2bf44, Anderjak: I UNDERSTAND EQUATIONS, BOTH THE SIMPLE AND QUADRATICAL
d2bf44, Anderjak: ABOUT BINOMIAL THEOREM I'M TEEMING WITH A LOT OF NEWS
b0e99c, AJ: I dunno, i wouldn't underestimate ander.
d2bf44, Anderjak: WITH MANY CHEERFUL FACTS ABOUT THE SQUARE OF THE HYPOTENUSE
d7e583, Roger Kidd: *is a Remy*
d7e583, Roger Kidd: ((Ander's pretty versed))
d2bf44, Anderjak: [with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse, with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotepotenuse!]=
6951db, Jen: o_O
ff4d58, Ill Nino: Nah, I've heard Ander quote it verbally. No wiki there, son.
6951db, Jen: Okay. Which app?
b0e99c, AJ: /nigga hush d2bf44 For Goddamnbastid seconds
b0e99c, AJ: <4 u ander.
18637b, Saria Basurto: "I need HELP! Dangit!" Saria was started to hyperventilate she was afraid that she wouldn't be able to get Navi any help! She kicked a few doors as she passed and tried to nudge the button for the elevator into the sublevels with her elbow.
d2bf44, Anderjak: <2 u 3 |
| Warning: White boys |
Anderjak
4:27am, August 02, 2009
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[Delete] | Boris : *totally walking around the school with a gold chain with a giant B attached to the end and a pair of replica oakley's to match*
Elias Godfried : [Passes by Boris in the hallway, idly poking about on a PDA.] Yo, B. [And continues on...]
Boris : Vhat up home slice? *continues on his way xD* |
| Sniped |
AJ
10:02pm, August 03, 2009
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b0e99c, AJ: didn't even know motha fucka was still in here..asshole...but i have to CM that.
ff4d58, Ill Nino: or Pretty Fly For A White Guy.
b0e99c, AJ: Where the FUCK did that shit come from? Goddamn...
6bfc5d, Hypes: *dies!*
ff4d58, Ill Nino: ANDER WITH THE SNIPER SHOT.
ff4d58, Ill Nino: *ROLLS*
b0e99c, AJ: ....
d2bf44, Anderjak: dude looks like a lady?
b0e99c, AJ: Think I found a new theme song for one of my chars. |
| Bigger load |
Rachel
12:45am, August 04, 2009
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[Delete] | 8332c5, Sean: I thought those pills only increased semen output and not sperm?
17c2d9, Sqoozh: Well, some men are cursed with a very low sperm count. In which case, they shouldn't be breeding anyway, as they're adding weak genes to the genepool.
586a6d, Jubilee : ((srsly. My load si big as is. Do not need it to be bigger.))
586a6d, Jubilee : ((I don't wanna jerk off and cause a blue walled room to be white.))
8332c5, Sean: I mean srsly. I figured the ladies would like there to be as little cum as needed. and since when is that a concern?
586a6d, Jubilee : ((Appearantly a scientific study says these pills will increase sperm output. Makes your load bigger, i dunno. Wtf *delete*))
8332c5, Sean: Who wants load pills?
586a6d, Jubilee : ((Fucking e-mails i get I swear "new piils to make your load bigger!")) |
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Sqoozh
2:54am, August 04, 2009
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[Delete] | b0e99c, AJ: Oh dude i got music out the ass.
273f56, NikkuSan: AJ, for the last time, sticking a kazoo in your ass and farting is not music >_<
b0e99c, AJ: IT WILL BE. THE FUTURE IS NAO |
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Ill Nino
2:17am, August 06, 2009
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[Delete] | [090806 02:07] b0e99c, AJ: ...should make Craig have a bad, bad day.
[090806 02:11] JOIN: Angel has entered.
[090806 02:12] b0e99c, Angel: *Cracks knuckles, rolls shoulder.*
[090806 02:13] JOIN: Buffy has entered.
[090806 02:13] 358915, Buffy: *swoons, writes love notes with a stake*
[090806 02:14] b0e99c, Angel: ((WHY YOU GOTTA HATE?!)) |
| No title needed xD |
AJ
4:58am, August 08, 2009
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[Delete] |
Bottom to Top:
b0e99c, AJ: .....wtf have I come back to.
d7e583, Roger Kidd: ((admitedly the sex was disappointing Sqoozh until thy started tityfucking the lasertag gun))
ddee7c, Link Aldridge: [ ... GODDAMNIT SHOW THE HAT AGAIN ]
358915, Lucien LeBeau : (SKANKS WEARING SKIRTS. PLAYING LASER TAG. AW GAWD)
ddee7c, Link Aldridge: [ Come on, Sqoozh, we're not exactly lookin' at high quality stuff here. It's SOFTCORE. ]
d7e583, Roger Kidd: ((Its one of the hats! It had the Worlds of Wonder logo on it!!!))
5376d5, Sabi: *camps out on Dave*
17c2d9, Sqoozh: My boyfriend, everybody.
d7e583, Roger Kidd: ((AND THE GODAMN HAT!!!!!))
ddee7c, Link Aldridge: [ ... WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT HAT ]
17c2d9, Sqoozh: I hope you realize Zack changed the channel back for the lazertag guns and COMPLAINED when he realized it was still sex.
ddee7c, Link Aldridge: [ I... WTF ]
ddee7c, Link Aldridge: [ WTF ]
ddee7c, Link Aldridge: [ ... They ARE laser tag guns!! ]
a9e8c6, Navi Rai: ..*..XD Right! Navi's safe on his shoulder, pretty pale from what she was feeling. her screwjobbed arm stays across her chest and her other hand comes up, holding her shoulder. Navi then blinks once or twice..reaching up with the good hand to tug on Link's earlobe..*.. Hey..! Listen..! I...I think I recognize this farm hero! Go west..should...should be a house over that rise.
d7e583, Roger Kidd: ((its a lesbian orgy and they have lasertag! Like 80s lasertag!))
d7e583, Roger Kidd: ((ok... cheesy softcore prons has now become my al time geekgasm))
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Alexander Johnson
11:52pm, August 11, 2009
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[Delete] | Bottom to top:
d2bf44, Anderjak: <4
b0e99c, AJ: Ander you jackass.
b0e99c, AJ: ....
7749da, Mentok the Mindtaker: XD
a5cadd, Elias Godfried : [Don't worry! I'll fill in! "Herp derp, I'm Alex, hey, let's see what happens when I do this and thi-- *KABOOOM*"]
7749da, Mentok the Mindtaker: RP anyone? XD
b0e99c, AJ: And brb as dinner is done >.< |
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NikkuSan
9:30pm, August 12, 2009
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[Delete] | From a thread on AJ's facebook status:
Status reads: AJ Can never have enough tattoos :3
NikkuSan
Do you even have a tattoo?
AJ
o.O dude yeah i got a tattoo
Alisha Coady
*lol*
Sabi
Yeah its a I heart Mom on his ass I bet
NikkuSan
Nah, AJ probably pulled a Phoebe from Friends. The moment the needle hit he screamed and started crying then ran out; now he considers that one speck a tattoo.
AJ
Oh bite me, the both 'o ya :P I'll send you pictures
Sabi
LMAO or claims that speck is just a mole...
NikkuSan
Nah man, I don't need a picture of your ass. I'm good.
Sabi
Hey Nick...notice he didn't deny having a I heart mom tatt?
AJ
ITS NOT ON MY ASS. ITS NOT a I ♥ MOM TATTOO! >.< BASTIDS!
NikkuSan
... momma's boy.
... :p
AJ
xD WTF lol
Alisha Coady
hahaha... *hysterical laughter from the peanut gallery*
NikkuSan
btw Alisha, this is typical between us. AJ gets this loving treatment almost daily XD
AJ
You guys are such assholes XD Lmao ♥ all of you.
Alisha Coady
thats why Im laughing. Its good to see Im not alone. :D
AJ
...this from the woman who has an 80 dollar Cheetor toy chillin in her room. OOOOOOOKAY.
Sabi
pft....stfu Eric....LMAO....you callin the kettle black...you are probably more nedier than she is
AJ
..Oh, dude, you don't even know. She's as big a nerd as I am, not even lying.
Alisha Coady
its not in my room. its in the kitchen. and your just jealous cause you dont have one. But MUST I start listing the hundred of BURGER KING toys you have? Or all the comic book EVERYTHING you own? Oh... I have your movies right here... hows about all them cheesy martial arts movies? lmao
Alisha Coady
Yea, Im a nerd, but no where near what you are and in a totally different direction than you trekkie. lol :D
AJ
I'm not a Trekkie! That, that there's fightin words
NikkuSan
... burger king toys? Wow AJ, That's a whole new level of Pedobear!? Damn dude! Go up to the drive through, order a kids meal, you get to the window and the woman looks at you funny as she hands you the food because you have no kids in the car. Meanwhile you're as giddy as a mother fucker... and she's reaching for the phone to report your ass. Freak.
Alisha Coady
pfft... what you gonna do, whip out the light saber? Im sure it makes nifty sounds when you hit the buttons, but remember... I play with REAL weapons. lmao
AJ
OH ok. I'm gettin' bagged on by three people who ahve NO ROOM to talk lmao. *Kicks Ravyn in the ass!* Get outta here with your crap!
Sabi
wooooooow just wooooow....burger king toys? *dies laughing*, cheesy martial arts movies? *dies even more* Whats higher than an Admiral for the failboat fleet?
AJ
This is so fucked up and wrong...but i'm laughing too so its all good. DUDE I have burger king toys, yes. Hey they get cool toys sometimes :P
NikkuSan
PEDO!
AJ
..thats so nasty, hell no. Go talk to Le Belle about all that Pedo crap
Ill Nino
So...when you get these toys, Do you say they're for your little brother so you don't look like any more of a pedo? Just asking.
about a minute ago
NikkuSan
This from the guy who calls him 'Brah' all night.
Sabi
LMFAO @ Dave
Alisha Coady
*more hysterical laughter* XD
AJ
..You're all bastards, you really are XD Can i ahve a break? goddamn it >.<.
Edited 9:51pm, August 12, 2009 by NikkuSan, author. |
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NikkuSan
10:14pm, August 21, 2009
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[Delete] | Read from Bottom to Top ... note how this just revolves around your standard "dicking around"...
ff4d58, Ill Nino: Baseball just sucks balls.
0904b1, Lumpy: you get all"*gasp*" waiting for the pitch, then it comes, dude hits the ball..you release with a huge scream.
ff4d58, Ill Nino: No, I couldnt give a shit less about the Cards, you retard.
273f56, NikkuSan : So's masturbation.
0904b1, Lumpy: Baseball is a Tension and release excitement.
273f56, NikkuSan : I'll just stick with Hockey.
393c55, Ali-Cat: I can handle Baseball...Most other sports leave me all "Buh?"
947c05, Spectre : ..since McGuire left...10 years ago...oh wait, they sucked then too. XD
947c05, Spectre : Baseball is fun man. You're just mad cause the Cardinals suck
Edited 10:16pm, August 21, 2009 by NikkuSan, author. |
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NikkuSan
10:20pm, August 21, 2009
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[Delete] | We still love you AJ...
cd7d0c, Max Payne : ......"......." I lowered my Jackhammer....and somewhere in my soul, and my genitals, a part of my manhood died.
e25916, Sarah Castle : *lowers shotgun, looks over at Max and smirks* Like said. My dick bigger than yours.
273f56, NikkuSan : ... wait.. did Max just say his his dick is dead? Dude.
cd7d0c, Max Payne : Goddamn Castles...xD
273f56, NikkuSan : Yup, new board post now.
Edited 10:20pm, August 21, 2009 by NikkuSan, author. |
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Griswold Conners
6:19am, August 22, 2009
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[Delete] | 2fb4ad, Lao Zhang: He blushed abit more, "I needed to distract myself from my problem....I would appreciate if you could assist me." He said with a smile towards Rogue.
2fb4ad, Lao Zhang: (.....*realizes just HOW THAT SOUNDED AND DIIIIIIES*)
2fb4ad, Lao Zhang: (we'll just say it's cause he's still not familiar with the english language >.>)
393c55, Ali-Cat: HaHAAAA-Handjob.
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| Self-Referential Humor FTW |
Anderjak
12:27am, October 26, 2009
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[Delete] | You kinda have to know the characters, buuuuut...
d2bf44, Anderjak: [fishes through character list.]
273f56, NikkuSan : Any 3's?
d2bf44, Anderjak: Go fish.
89e3e5, Inkwell: [Only has--]
890315, Amelia Isaeah: [-- twos.]
273f56, NikkuSan : Fuck.
273f56, NikkuSan : Any Queens?
a5cadd, Elias Godfried : [Uhm...]
8e504f, Theodore Altman: [One.]
273f56, NikkuSan : HA! |
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Sqoozh
10:42pm, October 31, 2009
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[Delete] | Flu: GO ENJOY HALLOWEEN YOU NIGG--*looks at Nilah*--oh, um... eh heh... |
| The One in Which Ali Reveals All |
Anderjak
12:21am, December 31, 2009
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[Delete] | 393c55, Ali-Cat: OMFG CRAMPS I HATE YOUR ASS!
b09f30, Tap : OMFG AN ALI!
393c55, Ali-Cat: Go ahead. Try and ignore my girly bodily functions. I WON'T LET YOU.
5271fb, Cole Kandel: (DAMMIT ALI)
393c55, Ali-Cat: OMFG WHERE?! That bitch owes me money...
5271fb, Cole Kandel: (I'M OVER HER TRYING TO RP)
5271fb, Cole Kandel: (AND NOW I HAVE A BONER.)
393c55, Ali-Cat: MENSTRUATION, NAUT! BLOOD OUT OF THE VAGINA!
5271fb, Cole Kandel: (THANKS, DOLL.)
393c55, Ali-Cat: XD
0a46a7, Kiralu Martin: [[ Really, you could cough a little harder than usual and he'll get an erection. ]]
5271fb, Cole Kandel: (Well yeah, because when you cough too hard it makes me think of a chick gaggin-...)
0a46a7, Kiralu Martin: [[ See? ]]
393c55, Ali-Cat: Hey. I don't gag. You train your throat not to.
393c55, Ali-Cat: >.> <.<
5271fb, Cole Kandel: (....)
0a46a7, Kiralu Martin: [[ ... Well then! ]]
5271fb, Cole Kandel: (Brb. Penis needs hand to rub it furiously.)
0a46a7, Kiralu Martin: [[ On an unrelated note, how's Josh? :D ]]
393c55, Ali-Cat: Wanna know something even more devious? I spent the day at my local Catholic Shrine today. :3
991def, Nate: Alright now you're just trying! |
| Mentok's balls. |
Ill Nino
7:31am, January 17, 2010
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[Delete] | *Dave fucks up and posts for Lucien under Kara's handle..*
7749da, Mentok the Mindtaker: ((o-o))
7749da, Mentok the Mindtaker: ((*totally saw that!*))
358915, Lucien LeBeau : (*staples Mentok's nuts to a stack of papers*)
7749da, Mentok the Mindtaker: ((*.....is unsure how to react to that*)) |
| Fat lotta Precious? |
Ill Nino
4:11am, March 17, 2010
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[Delete] | d2bf44, Anderjak: ... Thought the Hurt Locker came out much earlier in the year than Precious.
d2bf44, Anderjak: Oh, well, yeah. Though fat lot of good that did Precious.
d2bf44, Anderjak: ... Did NOT mean for that pun... |
| I didn't know anyone else was in there. |
Sqoozh
7:37am, March 18, 2010
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[Delete] | Sqoozh: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
Sqoozh: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
Sqoozh: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
Sqoozh: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE
Sqoozh: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND
Sqoozh: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
Sqoozh: EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND
Sqoozh: THE POWER THAT'S INSIIIIIIIDE
Sqoozh: GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL, GOTTA CATCH 'EM
Sqoozh: IT'S YOU AND MEEEEE
Sqoozh: I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINYYYYYYYY
Sqoozh: POKEMON
Sqoozh: OHHHHH YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND
Sqoozh: IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND
Sqoozh: POKEMON, GOTTA CATCH 'EM
Sqoozh: OH A HEART SO TRUUUUUEEEEE
Sqoozh: OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH
Sqoozh: YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOU
Sqoozh: POOOOOOOOOKEEEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOONNNNNN
Sqoozh: GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL
Sqoozh: GOTTA CATCH 'EM AAAAAAAALLLLLL, POKEMON
Kags: ............. O_o
Sqoozh: ohai :D |
| Hive mind? |
Sqoozh
2:06am, March 20, 2010
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[Delete] | Ali-Cat: Dude...is it scary I've been craving peanut M&Ms all day?
Lumpy: could be worse. You could be craving pickles and vanilla ice cream...
Sean: Hell no, Ali. Peanut M&M's are the shit.
Sqoozh: No, because Peanut M&Ms are the shit.
Sqoozh: ...oh god dammit
Sean: ..... |
| ITS A TRAAAAAAAP |
Ill Nino
4:37am, April 03, 2010
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[Delete] | Sean (11:29:16 PM): When I first saw William's avatar I was like ":-D " Then when I zoomed in on it, I was like D: |
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Ali-Cat
7:20am, April 03, 2010
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[Delete] |
[100403 07:15] 2b6bc1, Mia Spiros: You know how I know you're gay?
[100403 07:15] 8332c5, Sean: Because I had my cock in your dad's mouth last night?
[100403 07:15] d2bf44, Anderjak: Because every time he coughs without covering his mouth you get bukkake'd?
[100403 07:16] 2b6bc1, Mia Spiros: You listen to coldplay.
[100403 07:16] 8332c5, Sean: Because everytime the wind blows my ass sounds like a meaty wind chi...Coldplay? Srsly?
Edited 7:23am, April 03, 2010 by Ali-Cat, author. |
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NikkuSan
4:37am, April 11, 2010
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[Delete] | eaf36f, Victor Creed : *WTF are peas?!*
eaf36f, Victor Creed : *WTF R PEAS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
eaf36f, Victor Creed : *RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAGESAUCEWITHPEAS!*
44af5a, Mystique : *sticks a finger up Victor's ass.*
4b5787, William Noble : *Does too.*
eaf36f, Victor Creed : O_O
eaf36f, Victor Creed : *guts William*
4b5787, William Noble : Worth it. *Dies* |
| What a widicuwous devewopment. |
Anderjak
7:24am, April 14, 2010
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[Delete] | a5cadd, Elias Godfried : I know, I know. Don't mean it doesn't hurt in my heart of hearts. [He pats his chest as he pouts ever so slightly, though it doesn't last long at all as a laugh comes right back up.] If he's willing. He's still not too social. Though we could probably do the online thing just to ease him into it.
4a8b59, Cortana Stewart : Awwww...lookit those cheeks! I just wanna chew on them! *Cortana reaches out, intending on pushing his cheeks together suddenly as she giggles stupidly* SAY CHUBBY BUNNY!
a5cadd, Elias Godfried : [He just stands there, goggles still on, as his cheeks are pushed together.] ... I jus' can' be sewious wid you, cad I?
Edited 7:26am, April 14, 2010 by Anderjak, author. |
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NikkuSan
7:30am, April 28, 2010
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[Delete] | dfcdd6, Alistair Mccrawley: I have nightmares. *Waving a hand.* So I don't sleep much. . . . *Watching her.* Do you need help with anything?
864214, Niah Walsh: Oh, i didn't know you suffered from Nightmares, can i ask what of *She moves to close the door and then goes to the bed and begins to move the books and things* its just the usual thing, i have a paper for history due and just a couple things really. Nothing i shouldn't be able to handle i suppose i was just tired.
ff4d58, Ill Nino: He saw Tap nude.
b09f30, Tap : That'd give me nightmares
864214, Niah Walsh: (lol)
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| Yes, you will Nate. |
Ill Nino
5:36am, May 12, 2010
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[Delete] | [100512 05:34] 991def, Nate: You presume I have nuts.
[100512 05:34] 991def, Nate: Again, I win.
[100512 05:34] 1e09fe, Sahara: ...Aim for the asshole, Ali. Be weary, though. You might lose a shoe.
[100512 05:35] 991def, Nate: She will.
[100512 05:35] 1e09fe, Sahara: Haha..Gross.
[100512 05:35] 991def, Nate: And a sock.
[100512 05:35] 991def, Nate: ....this is gonna be copy pasted by someone and I'm going to regret typing all that. |
| In brightest dick... |
Ill Nino
5:20am, May 25, 2010
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[Delete] | *Dave flashes his junk at Jen while having the GL icon on his handle..*
[100525 04:34] 273f56, NikkuSan : I got the blue ring going here. So... does this mean that being that you have the green ring... that I just.... amped your junk up 200%?
[100525 04:34] ff4d58, Ill Nino : ...DAMN RIGHT.
[100525 04:34] 273f56, NikkuSan : OH GODDAMN!
[100525 04:34] ff4d58, Ill Nino : BAT-WANG |
| Jiminy Calean? |
Ill Nino
5:21am, May 25, 2010
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[Delete] | [100525 05:12] ff4d58, Ill Nino : *eyes Calean, ROLLS*
[100525 05:15] 395fd3, Calean : *FUCKING NO! KEEP THAT FUCKER AWAY FROM ME! GODDAMMIT!*
[100525 05:15] ff4d58, Ill Nino : *CHIRP CHIRP*
[100525 05:18] 5376d5, Sabi: *dies*
[100525 05:19] 395fd3, Calean : ... *Just... just... fuck you man.* |
| TAP GETS ONE! |
Ill Nino
4:28am, May 26, 2010
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[Delete] | b09f30, Tap : Who in their right mind would put their faith in me? Owait... a few of you have...
e4ba9f, Ryan: Yeah, but then again, we all fail from time to time.
*a couple minutes later..*
b09f30, Tap : I wasn't talking about Failing, I was talking about faith |
| |
Cmd Beck Marsh
10:18pm, May 27, 2010
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[Delete] | Much banter was going on between characters. Bottom to Top:
14dcd4, Abigail Robinson : ((Josh had to drop a deuce.))
33a070, Cmd Beck Marsh : *To much?* >.>
33a070, Cmd Beck Marsh : *Whips it out.... cracks the table. ... oops.*
34047c, Remy: XP
f5b5af, Chumbawamba The Tubthumper : * I mean seriously, lookit that icon! Shit be all kinda stylin' now!*
5e5400, Agent 16 : *oh fuck no*
f5b5af, Chumbawamba The Tubthumper: *Can I join SHIELD? Be like... mad fun.*
54dcb5, Deadpool : My money's on Marsh.
54dcb5, Deadpool : Next they're gonna whip it out an see who's is bigger.
68db98, Jack Fury : *I need fire I'll just let ya shit on a stick for me.*
33a070, Cmd Beck Marsh : *You only hate technology because you can't type with more than two fingers, ya pecker head. Go find a cave someplace and try rubbing some sticks together, you might accidentally discover fire.*
54dcb5, Deadpool : Yes! ...you big fat lady
68db98, Jack Fury : *...that came across a little 6-year-old-girlish didnt it?*
68db98, Jack Fury : *I'd rather it be The Ponycarrier*
68db98, Jack Fury : *Actually its MY genius idea to blow it up. Because I fucking HATE technology*
14dcd4, Abigail Robinson : *No, it's Fury's*
33a070, Cmd Beck Marsh : *Hey, it's your genius idea to just blow it up instead of fixing it. I suggested blowing up JUST the mainframe and manually piloting the thing, but you'd rather make like the 4th of July here.* |
| I AM IRON--... Ironballs? |
NikkuSan
1:01am, May 28, 2010
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[Delete] | 273f56, NikkuSan : Ok, I need to NOT be distracted and actually finish these damn board posts >.<
393c55, Ali-Cat : HEY, NICK, LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT THIS! LOOK! IT'S SHINEY! WHAT'S THAT? LOOK!
273f56, NikkuSan : ... why did you chrome plate Remy's balls?
273f56, NikkuSan : That's just wrong.
393c55, Ali-Cat : At least now he can pretend he has balls of steel.
273f56, NikkuSan : *Sigh* The retail value on those just dropped substantially.
34047c, Remy: I'm IronBalls
34047c, Remy: Ugh Ugh Ugh
34047c, Remy: Since droppin the duece at Beck's dong I'm just full of em tonight.
Edited 1:02am, May 28, 2010 by NikkuSan, author. |
| Junk in the trunk? |
Chumbawamba The Tubthumper
1:13am, May 28, 2010
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[Delete] | f5b5af, Chumbawamba The Tubthumper : Giggity.
393c55, Ali-Cat : *Eyes her own chain*
f5b5af, Chumbawamba The Tubthumper : *Leeeaaaans back, eyes Ali backside.* Damn, woman uses a chain all up that thang. Whole new meanin' to beads.
393c55, Ali-Cat : ON NOTICE
f5b5af, Chumbawamba The Tubthumper : Oh snap that's goin' on the board too!
((But it doesn't end!!))
393c55, Ali-Cat : I will make Disco Kahn fuck you up!
f5b5af, Chumbawamba The Tubthumper : That's some kinky shit right there.
25f7c5, Disco Kahn : It is like the luminescent globe that drives comrad to dance. Her supple ass is the disco ball!
393c55, Ali-Cat : *facepalm*
f5b5af, Chumbawamba The Tubthumper : <.<
f5b5af, Chumbawamba The Tubthumper : >.>
f5b5af, Chumbawamba The Tubthumper : ... *Grabs a flashlight, shines it on Ali's rear.* OH SNAP LOOKIT THAT! HOT DAMN DISCO LIVES!
f5b5af, Chumbawamba The Tubthumper : ... and who'da thought it was in Alabama no less
Chat cleared by Ali-Cat.
393c55, Ali-Cat : That's what I think!
f5b5af, Chumbawamba The Tubthumper : Aw, why you gotta hate?
Edited 1:18am, May 28, 2010 by Chumbawamba The Tubthumper, author. |
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Ali-Cat
7:46am, May 28, 2010
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[Delete] | [100528 07:43] MSG: Jen sent a message to JRex.
[100528 07:43] 6951db, Jen: oops
[100528 07:43] b1a466, JRex: I don't think I know you well enough to cyber with you. Sorry, Jen.
[100528 07:43] b1a466, JRex: Oh shit I meant to whisper that. |
| Yet more very interesting facts about Ali: |
Anderjak
4:51am, June 14, 2010
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[Delete] | 393c55, Ali-Cat : Pudding feels weird between your toes. Don't ask how I know this.
...
393c55, Ali-Cat : Also, crotchless undies are uncomfortable...
393c55, Ali-Cat : Maybe not if you have balls and like to dangle, but for us ladies it's like getting a constant front wedgie. Only it's with one half of the panty. |
| And, more interesting facts about Josh: |
Anderjak
5:14am, June 14, 2010
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[Delete] | 393c55, Ali-Cat : Wait...what's the point of crotchless thongs anyway? What? There's STILL too much fabric there so much that you can't just...push it over? I mean...seriously. PRACTICALITY IN THE BEDROOM, PLEASE!
34047c, Remy: But you said its uncomfortable when its pushed over.
393c55, Ali-Cat : Hey, IMO if you're so damned rushed to get to it that you don't take them off, you can just have your fun with patty five-fingers there...
d2bf44, Anderjak: His hand's name is Patty?
d2bf44, Anderjak: ... Okay, I gotta ask. 'Cuz I'll regret it if I don't.
d2bf44, Anderjak: Does his Patty make Mayonaisse?
17c2d9, Sqoozh: ...
17c2d9, Sqoozh: Ander, I love you.
Edited 5:16am, June 14, 2010 by Anderjak, author. |
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NikkuSan
7:10pm, June 14, 2010
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[Delete] | And Tap finally comes out of the closet!
345197, Cassandra Frost : ((tis merely a warning to Kaiser, and I've already got a boyfriend)) |
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NikkuSan
12:55am, June 15, 2010
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[Delete] | 8f7836, Beaner: Y'know what'd save that, Cola? Randomly have your person, in the middle of conversation, go "penispenispenispenispenispenispenis". Works every time.
273f56, NikkuSan : To test this theory...
a2f176, Elise Drake : ..*..working on her practice sessions in the DR..stares at one of the drones before she brings her hands up to her head. Thumbs in ears, goes crosseyed..*.. penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis
c8112a, Victor Von Doom : *Stepping up to the podium, Doom would clear his throat. Looking out over the assembled crowd of Latverians and the many TV camera's he'd pause. And then, to the world." ... .. Penispenispenispenispenispenispenis. So sayeth Doom. *Turning he'd simply walk away.*
8f7836, Beaner: *Gets on stage* "My fellow Americans. . . Fourscore and seven years ago, our forefathers brought forth on this land a new penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis"
b3f808, Kid Hulk : *In a training session at the old Avengers HQ, bashing a hard light image of Abomination.* PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS
Edited 12:58am, June 15, 2010 by NikkuSan, author. |
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NikkuSan
5:26am, June 16, 2010
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[Delete] | 100616 05:16] 83b8fb, Sarita Beaubier : ((http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-bIhCBSrzU))
b1a466, JRex: I see your Scrubs clip, and raise you another. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENEMCdPjq1c
83b8fb, Sarita Beaubier : ((http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsd5jlExE0g&NR=1 <---- Raised again sir.))
273f56, NikkuSan : ((I'll see both your video's and raise it AGAIN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 ))
273f56, NikkuSan : *Smacks OOC marks*
b1a466, JRex: ....
b1a466, JRex: Nick, I officially hate you.
5376d5, Sabi: LOL
b1a466, JRex: And to punish myself, I will watch the entire thing.
273f56, NikkuSan : *Wins, bows to the chat and goes to the Epic Moments thread.*
|
| Sloppy seconds, anyone? |
JRex
6:09am, June 19, 2010
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[Delete] | Bottom to top..
Ill Nino: a la jizzle
JRex: Moments, imo.
NikkuSan : I love how these things just... come together so nicely here.
JRex: XD
Remy: does that mean the following slices come a la mode?
Ill Nino: I CALL CREATORS RIGHTS
NikkuSan : LMAO!
Ill Nino: I NICKNAMED HER FUCKPIE.
Ill Nino: DIBS ON FIRST ONE
NikkuSan : Dude.
NikkuSan : If it's a fuckpie then that means it's a part of Ali... so that means a quickie... with Ali? >.>
Remy: kind of like a quicky
Ill Nino: I dunno....I'm makin shit up at this point.
JRex: Is it like a piece of a fuckpie?
Remy: sticky
Remy: A slice of sweet sweet hot stick sex
NikkuSan : *Reads down* ... what's a fuckslice, Dave? |
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NikkuSan
6:59pm, July 16, 2010
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[Delete] | 33f74b, Matthew Herschz: (OMG MY HOT DOGS ARE AMAZING)
273f56, NikkuSan : Ho-mo.
ff4d58, Ill Nino: ......THATS WHAT SHE TOLD ME TO
33f74b, Matthew Herschz: (these hot dogs be blowin' my mind. can't think of anything better)
Edited 7:06pm, July 16, 2010 by NikkuSan, author. |
| Choke a bitch. |
Ill Nino
8:36pm, August 08, 2010
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[Delete] | [100722 00:16] e4ba9f, Ryan: Would you be surprised if they did try to make Dead Space a movie?
[100722 00:17] 8f7836, Beaner: You fool, they made a movie about that.
[100722 00:18] e4ba9f, Ryan: I meant live action
[100722 00:18] 3c61a6, Sahara: Well. The animated was alright..But I meant live action, yar.
[100722 00:18] e4ba9f, Ryan: I already know about the animated movie
[100722 00:19] 3c61a6, Sahara: And that was more the "Before". Didn't have Issac, so it's not Dead Space to me. Fuck Nicole.
[100722 00:19] 3c61a6, Sahara: And the captain of that team.
[100722 00:19] 8f7836, Beaner: Yeah, but Isaac would have to be a new actor. They'll never get a 'major' actor to play a role where they don't talk, and hide their face all the time.
[100722 00:20] 3c61a6, Sahara: If they pay them enough, they'll do whatever you tell them.
[100722 00:20] e4ba9f, Ryan: Yeah, and with the number of people that would go to see something like that, they wouldn't worry too much
[100722 00:21] 3c61a6, Sahara: Yeap. Just hope they don't fuck it up like Resident Evil. Or Bloodrayne.
[100722 00:21] 8f7836, Beaner: Not really. Hollywood is populated by superficial douchenozzles who just HAVE to have some form of face time in a movie.
[100722 00:21] 3c61a6, Sahara: ..Or any other failed game-to-movie concepts..*sigh.*
[100722 00:22] 3c61a6, Sahara: Ah well, I bet they could find a good newbie actor to play an Excellent Issac.
[100722 00:22] ff4d58, Ill Nino: I could do it.
[100722 00:22] e4ba9f, Ryan: Yeah, I know what you mean.....Hell, they're making a BioShock movie
[100722 00:23] 3c61a6, Sahara: I just want to see awesome creatures.
[100722 00:23] 8f7836, Beaner: Dave, you've never played the game!
[100722 00:23] 3c61a6, Sahara: Ffffff- What.
[100722 00:23] 5376d5, Sabi: but Dave's fluffy! Does it matter if he's played the game or not?
[100722 00:23] 3c61a6, Sahara: ..Goddamn it. If they ruin Bioshock for me, I'm gonna be pissed.
[100722 00:24] 3c61a6, Sahara: I'm already weary about the new Mortal Kombat movie.
[100722 00:24] 8f7836, Beaner: Of course. . . . oddly enough, Dave could probably do a bang up job. They'd be like "OKAY, DAVE! In this scene, you're-" "Shut the hell up." "Pardon?" "It's gonna be dark, right?" "Yeah." "And monsters every-fucking-where?" "Yeah." "Go."
[100722 00:24] ff4d58, Ill Nino: I could totally do it.
[100722 00:24] ff4d58, Ill Nino: See? Just like Bean says.
[100722 00:24] 3c61a6, Sahara: lol.
[100722 00:24] 8f7836, Beaner: Two seconds in "CUT!" "What?" "You're out of ammo!" "Fuck that. Where's the button for 'Choke a bitch'?"
[100722 00:24] 3c61a6, Sahara: I can actually picture Dave saying that, too.
[100722 00:25] e4ba9f, Ryan: LMAO
[100722 00:25] 3c61a6, Sahara: Although I can also see him screaming like a bitch when the monster-tentacle grabs his ass and drags him down the hall.
[100722 00:25] 3c61a6, Sahara: ..But that's more for my own amusement.
[100722 00:26] e4ba9f, Ryan: LOL
[100722 00:26] 8f7836, Beaner: "Dave, if you choke them, it doesn't do anything. You have to DISMEMBER them, remember?" "Oh yeah. Alright. That's it. Watch this, I learned this from a Beaner friend." *Movie starts rolling, Dave steals random monster legs and improvises.* "YEAH! I CUT BITCHES!"
[100722 00:26] 3c61a6, Sahara: lol
[100722 00:27] 3c61a6, Sahara: THEY SHOULD'VE HAD THAT OPTION. Run out of ammo, grab a fuckin' limb. It's just a long-ass blade anyways. Slice and Dice.
[100722 00:27] ff4d58, Ill Nino: "I CALL THIS THE MONSTER JACK MOVE." |
| Copied for posterity. |
Ill Nino
3:15am, August 12, 2010
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[Delete] | 393c55, Ali-Cat : I'll speak from my personal experience: A vibe can be going for hours...a chick can't get off if there's no imaginative or emotional stimulation. *shifty eyes* At least, that's most women...always will be someone who's different, natch.
393c55, Ali-Cat : And yes, I admitted exactly what you read. |
| Speaks for itself |
Anderjak
3:24am, August 12, 2010
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[Delete] | Follows the above moment:
393c55, Ali-Cat : ...and the chat goes silent as all the guys go to jack off.
d2bf44, Anderjak: Perhaps this is another entry into the Board Moments' "Interesting Facts About Ali."
d2bf44, Anderjak: Oop, no, we all went silent to see who would make that post first, ha.
8332c5, Sean: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I came.
393c55, Ali-Cat : Except for Sean, who did exactly as I thought. :D
d2bf44, Anderjak: Well, that's Sean.
8332c5, Sean: Get. Out. Of. My. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD
393c55, Ali-Cat : I thought that was what an ejaculation did...
d2bf44, Anderjak: A minuscule dribble is hardly an exit worth discussing, Ali.
393c55, Ali-Cat : Yeah, but it got out of his head, right?
8332c5, Sean: Do I need to snap a picture of my load, Ander?
8332c5, Sean: I mean, I will.
d2bf44, Anderjak: Sean, that'd be impossible for you to manage.
d2bf44, Anderjak: Photoshop's zoom rate only goes up to 1600%.
393c55, Ali-Cat : Heh...a sperm.
8332c5, Sean: I have a sad, now.
b9b061, Flu: A deserved sad, probably.
|
| BLINDED BY DICK-LIGHT |
Elise Drake
5:59am, August 17, 2010
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[Delete] | [100817 05:58] 393c55, Ali-Cat : Oh, no...I bet they're touching. Touching good and sweaty
[100817 05:58] 393c55, Ali-Cat : ...wait...
[100817 05:58] 393c55, Ali-Cat : WTF GUYS!
[100817 05:58] 393c55, Ali-Cat : Holy shit.
[100817 05:58] 8332c5, Sean: What.
[100817 05:58] 393c55, Ali-Cat : Blindside me with the dicks, why don't you? |
| Sean, you fucking failure. |
Rainn Parker
5:00am, August 22, 2010
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[Delete] | Sean (11:57:15 PM): I stll dont get how AJ fll for Kari. But, of course, after you read his profile for Spider-Man Sr....
cerebroc2 (11:57:45 PM): AJ doesnt have Spider-Man Sr, you failure.
Sean (11:57:56 PM): Really?!
Sean (11:58:07 PM): Then..who the FUCK wrote that? |
| Ali's in teh bathroom |
Lucien LeBeau
3:45am, September 02, 2010
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[Delete] | [100902 03:41] 34047c, Remy: locations?
[100902 03:41] 393c55, Ali-Cat : Out of my mind.
[100902 03:41] 8f7836, Beaner: In a basement.
[100902 03:42] 358915, Lucien LeBeau : (in the bathroom taking a dump.)
[100902 03:42] 393c55, Ali-Cat : WITH YOUR MOM>
[100902 03:42] 393c55, Ali-Cat : Wow...
[100902 03:42] 393c55, Ali-Cat : Bad timing for that one. |
| that thing with the thing on the thing |
Sqoozh
7:42am, September 02, 2010
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[Delete] | Remy: Night Kags! ^_^ Night Sqoozh! Night Ander! Night Dave! Night New Guy! Night uh... uh... fuck whats his name... dude... that y'know... likes it when Dave does that thing with the thing in his ear?
Remy: JREX!
Remy: ^_^
Remy: And Beaner!
Remy: Not the first thing, the good night thing.
Remy: for Beaner.
Remy: ...I'ma go to bed now. |
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Anderjak
4:30am, September 21, 2010
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[Delete] | 190f14, Vixen : *The black tendrils catch her off guard from behind and she quickly turns to see where they had come from and again looking to see where Venom tossing the two bodies of the man and the woman aside. She can’t help but feel fight or flight kicking in and it crushes her that she wasn’t quick enough to save either of them even if that guy was some cum he didn’t deserve to die that way and the girl either. *I don’t feel in the mood for kissing any toads tonight but you’ve just decided to make one big mess that’ll need to be cleaned up.*She’d move to jump out of the way, her claws extending as she’d move to quickly crawl up the side wall to try and position herself defensively. So this is what she had to look forward too on the hero route big tall and ugly. Great a girls dream. She’d crawl up the wall using her speed, agility and adrenaline to push her off the way to try to pounce on him. Her claws extending as she’d try to swipe at him. *
b1a466, JRex: 'that guy was some cum'
b1a466, JRex: XD
8f7836, Beaner: Hey! You stop mocking her! That guy WAS some cum!
3d850b, Ducksauce: what the hell happened?
8f7836, Beaner: The guy was cum, and she had a tissue. Nuff said.
Edited 4:31am, September 21, 2010 by Anderjak, author. |
| OH YEAAAAAAAAAAH |
Ill Nino
2:59am, September 24, 2010
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[Delete] | bf0b07, Madison Creed: *I'm going to ignore you both and fake that it's Kool-aid*
JOIN: Kool Aid has entered.
ccbfe8, Kool Aid: OH YEAH!!!! |
| You fucking idiot. |
Ill Nino
5:33am, October 01, 2010
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[Delete] | *Dave tests Justin Hartley for an av...*
01d608, That One Guy: *Points at John Hartley.* THATS NOT THE PUNISHER! HE'S A PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! HEY EVERYONE! A BIG FAT PHONY RPS HERE!
d8a00d, John Hartley : ...What the Hell does the Punisher have to do with me?
cfc91c, Zelenka Novakova : *good thing that's War Machine instead.*
01d608, Johnny Ohm : ((Wow. until i actually opened the iamge lcoation, from how he looks on my screen it looks like thomas jane. Fuck. >.<))
b0e99c, AJ: *Headdesk.* sonava bitch.
ff4d58, Ill Nino: ....You fucking idiot. |
| Z's Calloused Twat |
JRex
8:12am, October 04, 2010
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[Delete] | JRex: Wow..my browser dies and I come back to this conversation. This is going on the moments board.
cfc91c, Zelenka Novakova: ((Naut was supposed to unpause with me today too. *grunts.*))
cfc91c, Zelenka Novakova: ((you know, you guys aren't helping me think of anything credible to post IC. just sending my mind further into the gutter))
273f56, NikkuSan : *finely... not finally.*
ff4d58, Ill Nino: i've heard of having a woody, but damn.
d407b1, Cookie Monster: <.< Just sayin.
d407b1, Cookie Monster: She died and became a zombie.
273f56, NikkuSan : ... so she has a collection of finally whittled dildos on her shelf. Gotcha. ... splinters must be a bitch.
cfc91c, Zelenka Novakova: ((she of course cuts off the bark before doing any of that... c'mon she's a wild woman not a masochist))
273f56, NikkuSan : Gotta wonder. Her cooch has got to be all kinds of callused and what not from all the bark... abrasive as all hell.
cfc91c, Zelenka Novakova: ((oh god i should have expected this a long time ago XD))
ff4d58, Ill Nino: your motivation.
ff4d58, Ill Nino: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt87zGGJyMw
ff4d58, Ill Nino: here
cfc91c, Zelenka Novakova: ((.... STFU. she wouldn't be running and fucking trees at the same time... i mean wut))
273f56, NikkuSan : ... he's... got you there.
cfc91c, Zelenka Novakova: ..
b1a466, JRex: *Runs around naked fucking branches*
cfc91c, Zelenka Novakova: (( grah! i keep trying to cameo Zel and running out of imagination mid-way thru))
Edited 6:30am, October 05, 2010 by JRex, author. |
| i'm a fucking precog or something |
Anderjak
2:16am, October 05, 2010
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[Delete] | 393c55, Ali-Cat : Josh is jacking off to Borderlands.
393c55, Ali-Cat : XD
d2bf44, Anderjak: Yeah, I figured Brick'd really grease his gears.
34047c, Remy: Ander howtf did you know I was playing Brick?
d2bf44, Anderjak: Big burly sweaty man who likes to get his hands dirty, Josh.
d2bf44, Anderjak: Do the math.
34047c, Remy: ...point taken |
| Big Booty Bitches. |
Sahara
8:45am, October 12, 2010
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[Delete] | Not quite chat-related, but still lulzworthy. Dave n' I are playing it up in Dead Rising 2, talking over Skype.
(Dave) Ow, Fuck! I smashed my nuts under my legs again.
(Sahara) *Cracking the fuck up*
(Dave) Come kiss them and make them feel better for me.
(Sahara) Okay, Daddy~ *Sarcasm here*
(Dave) Mmm..I love nut ki--Wait a second.
(Sahara) *Cracking the fuck up again.*
(Dave) Fuck you.
(Sahara) It's not my fault you're queer. <3
Hahaha..Sorry, Had to share it. <3 |
| Sabi channels Schwartzenegger. |
Ill Nino
1:51am, December 15, 2010
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[Delete] | 176, ‡Sabine: uuuhhhh....*watching a commercial for an new xbox game* Dave....have you seen it for kiniticamles?
759, ‡Ill Nino: kini....Sabi what the FUCK are you trying to say?
759, ‡Ill Nino: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT. |
| BlackUp, Shakespeare style. |
Ill Nino
2:50am, January 04, 2011
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[Delete] | Not exactly in the chat, but still funny. Nick and I are texting each other this afternoon...
Nick: Cheese. You smell of it.
Dave: Nay thee.
Nick: Verily I doth protest to such accusations!
Dave: Yae, whilst thou doth protest to mine accusations, thou art still a fragrant musk of it.
Nick: For sooth such villain would at only thou speak with such conviction; nay, thou shalt be proven wrong forth hence. ...BlackUp, now in old English.
Dave: ...Just when you thought we couldn't get any nastier...now we offend in more than one dialect!
Nick: Shakespearian style in the house xD |
| ITS A TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP |
Ill Nino
2:13am, January 10, 2011
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[Delete] | Shinji and Shido have been trying to lure Ethan Shaw to fuck Shido, making Ethan think that Shido was a girl.
[110110 02:10] 991def, Nate: God dammit I just read his profile.
[110110 02:10] 991def, Nate: Fuck you all
[110110 02:11] EXIT: Nate has left the chat ( Quuers ).
[110110 02:11] ca1c27, Charles Ross: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[110110 02:11] d52f52, Rainn Parker : HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[110110 02:11] d52f52, Rainn Parker : PWNT
[110110 02:12] 17c2d9, Sqoozh: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK I THOUGHT YOU WERE PLAYING ALONG XD
[110110 02:12] d2bf44, Anderjak: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa that was good
[110110 02:12] 2bd184, lily: *shakes head gently.*
[110110 02:12] ff4d58, Ill Nino: EPIC. |
| Doing Kags? Goddamnit. |
Ill Nino
6:43am, January 14, 2011
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[Delete] | Morgan (12:38:23 AM): Did you want to fade there or were you gonna go on w/ Lilz?
cerebroc2 (12:41:20 AM): wasnt planning on it
cerebroc2 (12:41:27 AM): im prone right now to doing you.
cerebroc2 (12:41:30 AM): ....wait.
cerebroc2 (12:41:59 AM): pulling a you.
cerebroc2 (12:42:04 AM): thats what I meant.
Morgan (12:42:12 AM): HAAAAAAAA...
Morgan (12:42:23 AM): *Points* WOO, you fucked up! XD |
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