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Jezral
2:59pm, October 10, 2002
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Found this joke on IRC, though some might find it fun.

A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.

So, the new monk goes to the abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The Abbot says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son".

So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscript is held in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. Eventually the young monk gets worried and goes downstairs to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall. His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.

The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?" In a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word is celebrate, not celibate!"

-- Tino Didriksen / Project JJ

Edited 5:01pm, October 10 by Jezral, author.

*lmao*this fits*adult humor*

GhostArmand
10:36pm, October 10, 2002
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The priest of a small Irish village was very fond of the ten
chickens (plus one cock rooster) he kept in a hen house behind the
parish house. One Saturday night, the cock rooster was missing, and
as that was the time the priest suspected cock fights occurred in
the village, he decided to say something about it at church the next
morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anyone got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said. "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a
cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said. "That wasn't what I meant, either. Has anyone
seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has
anybody here seen my cock?"

All the choir boys stood up.

orgasms

O..ooooooooooooo
3:31am, October 11, 2002
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After seeing your Adult Humour...I do believe your in need of one. Perhaps a few! Please come over.

DUI

Scott Swezey
8:38pm, November 25, 2002
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An officer pulls a man over for a suspected DUI...
Officer: Sr. your driving iraticly and your eyes are glazed over... Have you been Drinking?
Driver: Your Eyes looked glazed over too, have you been eating a Donut

DUI #2

Sam
3:57am, November 27, 2002
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A police officer pulls a guy over for suspected DUI. The guy rolls down his window and asks "Yes?" The police officer says "Sir have you been drinking tonight??" to which the man replies "no, sir" the police then says can you please step out of your vehicle.. I am going to give you some tests." the man says hold on and reaches behind his seat and pulls out a can of beer, pops it and proceeds to take a long drink. The police then asks "What are you doing?" to which the man replies "I always do better on tests after I've had alittle drink."

DUI #3

Scott Swezey
12:44am, November 28, 2002
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((This one isnt as funny as my first, but oh well...))

Office: Sir, you are all over the road, I am afraid I am going to have to test you for Driving under the influnce, but will you please show me your license and registration first?

Drunk Person: Sure, but will you hold my beer while I reach over to get them?

Scott Swezey, webmaster@Evolution X

Edited 7:59am, December 01 by Scott Swezey, author.