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Nix
8:12pm, August 28, 2003
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[Delete] | This is a place for people to post whatever they like (within reasonable restraint and good taste) about a deceased character. Touching, humorous... whatever you like.
Enjoy!
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Roki
8:27pm, August 28, 2003
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[Delete] | oh hell... i once knew this guy named Nixyon.. *tears up a little*... ah whooped his ass... then threw him into a wood chipper while still alive.... |
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Allen
11:09pm, August 28, 2003
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[Delete] | ....Epitaphs? |
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Sir Daniel Of Odurness
11:19pm, August 28, 2003
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[Delete] | There was this guy Allen..who took mocking the rank of an Imperial officer a little too far... |
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Allen
3:10am, August 29, 2003
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[Delete] | And alas, there was also a REAR Admial named Daniel.. who ended up getting mocked for the rest of his life, by Allen. :-P
Edited 10:10pm, August 28 by Allen, author. |
| Phlegm |
Nix
4:25am, August 29, 2003
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[Delete] | ...and there was once this guy (well, i guess it was a guy)... and he spontaneously combusted. ...*hides napalm.* Yeah. It was fun. We roasted marshmallows. |
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Dryder
12:03pm, August 29, 2003
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[Delete] | I told you I was Sick |
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Anonymous
6:27am, September 11, 2003
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[Delete] | Heesa Gonnabiteit finally bit it |
| Heesa Finally Bit it |
Heesa Gunnabiteit
5:30pm, September 11, 2003
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[Delete] | As a certain Anonymous person pointed out, he finally bit it.
He was just walking along and next thing he knew he was the victim of some unknown source. He bravely screamed for help, screamed for a doctor, anybody, but it was to no avail. It was an eye popping experience. Down he fell like a downed tree, his eyeballs bouncing on the paved surface and his teeth smacking against the duracrete. Thusly, he literally lived up to his name. Rest well, Heesa. You can dance in whatever afterlife the Star Wars universe provides. |
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Mr. J
5:41pm, September 11, 2003
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[Delete] | One time I was walking in the woods and a bear bit my head off. I was like SHIT! |
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Steve
5:12pm, September 16, 2003
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[Delete] | There was this one time...at band camp...err...wait...wrong story...
Um...yeah...my sister got bit by a moose... No Really..she was just carving her initials into it and it whipped its massive head around and bit her in half...I sent the tape to America's Funniest Home Vidoes....I hope I win |
| He touched down on Vallera and Soon Died |
Sonn Gundie
7:30am, September 19, 2003
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[Delete] | What possessed the maniacal little Gank to think he could take on Aekanna Slis? What corrupt thinking was swirling around in that little head of his? He got her good though. He burned her hair! Whooo! He also got her good on the shoulder a couple times. The crazy little bugger kept thinking he was going to win even after he was completely disabled and right up until the point she ended his life. Singed a bit were you, Slis? Mweeeeheeeheeeheeheeheeeee! |
| Megh Etbayt is a pile of Maggot Bait. |
Megh Etbayt
7:19pm, October 03, 2003
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[Delete] | In the midst of his practicing revelry he was encounted by a guy named Dean. He tried to use all he'd practiced before, but ended up a pile of gore. He is now awaiting flies on the arena floor. His head sliced in two, one half on the wall did splat. Dean thought it was fun, but what do you think of that? On the wall is written in his blood "The flame will never die" but all Megh is good for is the spawning of baby flies. |
| As above |
Alc
8:41pm, October 08, 2003
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[Delete] | Yea, That Bear...he got a habit of doin that.... |
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The Holonet
7:48am, October 09, 2003
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[Delete] | There was this one guy, called Joran Snomel... He was stupid enough to hand over smuggled goods to some complete stranger... What a dickhead... So, Rukdah the Hutt punished him in the best possible way, which was by feeding him to those lovely things we like to call Rancors... Nice little critters... What a shame that Joran never actually got the name of the person who took the spices... What a shame indeed... |
| Blaze of Glory... and Probably Stupidity |
Luridus
1:44am, November 09, 2003
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[Delete] | Flying in uglies known as Y-TIEs, the ragtag group of pilots in Flame Squadron courageously... yet desperately engaged naval forces of the Imperial remnant in what most would describe as a slaughter. They went out in a blaze of glory... and probably stupidity. Those poor, intoxicated bastards. |
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Vince
1:43pm, November 09, 2003
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[Delete] | There was once this guy named Alienn(rather or not he is male is still left to debate)he got into a fight with a bounty hunter and umm yeah...he got his ass kicked and now he is a troughpy to a the nut leader of some gang called "Black Sun"heh...I hope he has fun. |
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