Thread for TFOS Hunger Games Index | New Thread | Reply | Close | Stick | Delete  TFOS Hunger Games Evan 9:17pm, February 28, 2015 [Edit] [Delete] Edited 9:35pm, February 28, 2015 by Evan, author.  TFOS Hunger Games:DAY 1 Tarantula 9:20pm, February 28, 2015 [Edit] [Delete] As Metal Sonic appeared and slaughtered the shit out of all the remaining tributes in the last Hunger Games, the Capital decided that well that was kind of bull-shit and nothing more than a humorous way to end it because the website fucked up. So gathering a whole new slew of tributes, the TFOS Hunger Games was underway! Tony Stark had partnered up with that Lucifer kid but as they continued to run, Lucifer would be stopped as he felt a voice speaking in his head. "Oh, wow it's REALLY fucked up in here. I actually think we've been in some RP together and are kind of friends, well more of a stalker-friend relationship. But I kind of got to kill you now. Sorry, is in my contact." With that Koishi proceeded to completely mind-wreck Lucifer as Izaya rushed forward and as Stark was stunned by just how handsome this son of a bitch was, he'd get a knife right to the neck. "Wow that's a LOT of blood. Huh. Didn't know you guys had so much." Koishi commented as Izaya shanked Lucifer just for good measure. "Yeah, it IS a lot now that you mention it." Ryuko didn't make a total fuck-up this go-around and while it wasn't quite explained how she returned from being brutally murdered by Metal Sonic, she instead grabbed a lot of throwing knives instead of an empty back-pack while Haruhi ran back into the cornucopia only to bump into Satsuki who raised a glorious eyebrow at her. Ryoga had met up with Sun and the two formed a partnership which meant Sun refrained from making comments on if he could cut himself on Ryoga's hair spikes as he went to go and get some fishing bait. Sawyer had found a bag and stared blankly as this little kid in pajams tried to take it from her. Raising a foot she slammed him right in the nuts and Near shambled off unsure of how to deal with this with no toys to play with. "HAHAHAHHAHA! I, MALIK BLISHTAR NOT AT ALL RELATED TO THE EVIL MARIK ISHTAR HAS FOUND THIS BACKPACK FULL OF ITEMS THAT WILL ALLOW ME TO BE VICTORIOUS! WHAT!?! NO GUMMI BEARS! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!" Blake ripped a mace from Bakura's hands and tossing it aside, she glanced down at him with a slight look of curiosity as Bakura spoke. "..What's that accent?" She asked innocently only for Bakura to snap. "It's British and I'm gay!" "..Okay." Revy grabbed as many left-over resources as she could at the cornucopia before noticing Haruhi and Satsuki staring at her. "I got the worst fucking case of deja vu." Cutesy Anime Swordsgirl, The only blonde Tony Stark can't get, Norman Heartland(Formerly Bates), and Ms. Jobs(Get it because it's Holo? She likes apples and Steve Jobs..? Apple..? I'll just leave now.) exchange strategies. "Look, I REALLY hate violence but here violence is necessary and I've got to harden you up so do it!" Shizuo grunted as he glanced away while Solrock looked between Vera and Scarlette and with a reluctant cry of 'Sol' he'd unleash a Psychic blast which tore Vera limb from limb. Yomi was blissfully unaware of all the violence and was just grabbin some fruit. TO BE CONTINUED! Edited 9:20pm, February 28, 2015 by Tarantula, author.  TFOS Hunger Games:DAY 2 Tarantula 9:45pm, February 28, 2015 [Edit] [Delete] Karma was a vicious bitch as Koishi was tracked down three of the most fucked up PCs in this Game and Ryoga and brutally slaughtered. Haruhi having gotten over her inital fear headed out to explore the arena perhaps for new opponents and weapons. Heartland Bates smiled and danced around as he got fresh food. "I bet these were~from Deidara-Kun!" Near tilted his head as he stood upon a tree branch and yanking an apple from it's branch, he'd munch. He was still smarting form that kick to the nads but he'd get over it eventually, he figured. Solrock had broken off from Shizuo and was plagued with guilt over taking the life of another and as it looked around for someone, anyone to put it out of it's misery it noticed Sun's supplies and using psychic to nab them, it figured that if it was going to die it could do with some items. :| Blonde Anime Andy Dick, Eyebrows, Cute Anime Swordgirl, and Izaya tracked down and brutally slaughtered Blake because I'm not all that creative and am just going to keep making witty titles for the PCs when stuff like this happen because nah. Yomi hummed to herself, unaware of what Kagura was up to as she made a wooden spear while munching on her nabbed fruit, and oh Ryuko explored the arena and stuff. Was cool. "HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO STEAL FOOD FROM MALIK BLISHTAR'S BACKPACK! OF COURSE NOT BELONGING TO THE EEEEEVIL MARIK ISHTAR" Holo raced off unaware that what she had grabbed was not an apple as she originally thought.. "Just..Kill me you scarred motherfucker." Mello tapped his chin before shaking his head from side to side. "While you're in that condition and with the highly unlikely probablity of you being able to effectively reach any plausible medical supplies, I'm sure you'll effectively bleed out without me needing to do a thing. I must be going. I have a game to win.." DUN DUN DUN! WHAT IS MELLOW UP TO?! WHY IS SHIZUO SUCH A DICKHEAD AND WHAT ABOUT POOR SOLROCK?! STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF TFOS HUNGER GAMES!!  THE TFOS HUNGER GAMES: NIGHT ONE Big Cheesy 11:20pm, February 28, 2015 [Edit] [Delete] "...zzzzz... zzzzz-- OH, HELLO THERE, ODION! I DID NOT REALIZE YOU WERE AWAKE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT STUFFED GUMMI BEAR REPLICA-?" He clicked on his torch, and some say Marik's screams were heard all around the forest that night. Meanwhile... But never mind that shit, as a short distance away Neo Tokyo High's lovable gym teacher, Steve, was tossing and turning in her own sleeping bag, breaking into a cold sweat midway through her dreams and suddenly bolting upright with a strangled yell. "SON OF A OOOOk-lahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plainING BITCH!" You're probably thinking her nightmares were about the horrible injury she had suffered that made her beg Mello to kill her, but you'd be wrong. No, Revy's nightmares were about a beautiful bunny with exquisite ears and a flawless fluffy tail, bouncing around the place happily and spreading happy rainbows, colors and sparkles all over the world, dragging Revy down into the depths of joy, friendship and PG age ratings right when the gym teacher finally woke up. Phew. That had been OOOOk-lahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plaining scary as hell. Also because Lionsgate decided to try and appeal to a family audience in the movie about children being armed, trained and forced into a hostile environment to brutally murder one another with weapons, this Hunger Games is rated G for everyone and all the cuss censors are in place, so that just added to the miserableness of Revy's existence as she flopped back into her sleeping bag and wished for the billionth time that Mello had killed her. Meanwhile... Bakura wandered around all night looking for Marik, but failed to find the blighter and come morning he'd be grumbling in his signature British accent. "Hmph. It seems my Gaydar has no reception here in the arena. Pity. Why in god's name am I here, anyway? I'm not even in this *EFFFFFF*ing RP!" Meanwhile... Yomi had apparently suffered splinters while munching on her fruit and crafting her wooden spear because apparently she suddenly had wounds she needed to tend to, so she did that. All night. So maybe she should've been out looking for Kagura right now, but her little sister was most likely fine! Right? Meanwhile... "SOLROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!" Solrock roared as it leaped out of a bush and ate Kagura in one bite. How this was possible, no one knew as Solrock didn't have a mouth but that's what happened. You see, Solrock had by chance wandered across the corpse of its one true friend in life, Koishi, and instead of getting even more depressed than it was already it actually snapped and gone slightly insane, and eating all of Sun's bananas and getting potassium poisoning didn't help either as the pokemon evolved into its final form: a Yandere. So now that Kagura was dealt with Solrock floated off, chanting "Solrock solrock solrock sol" to itself as it searched for its next victim. Meanwhile... "Okay, listen up buster! We might have to huddle for warmth to make it through tonight, but this does NOT make us boyfriend and girlfriend! I'm married with my own daughter and everything!" Haruhi declared in the sort of boisterous tones only Haruhi Suzumiya could muster, pointing a finger right in Mister Heartland's face as they slowly shifted in to hug for their body heat. Mr Heartland gasped and spun with the finger jab as if shot, hands flying to his heart and recoiling in horror. "Boyfriend and girlfriend?! Bitch~, I'm gay as can be!~" Meanwhile... "IIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA! GET BACK HERE AND SHARE YOUR BODY HEAT WITH ME, DAMN YOOOOOOOOU!" "You're the last person on earth I want cuddling me, Shizu-chan! Please just die once and for all!" "I HATE YOU! IIIIIZAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAA!" Shizuo roared even as he keeled over and died on the spot from hypothermia, and so we never found out why he was being such a huge dickbag mcgee and making Solrock kill Vera like that. Meanwhile... "Near... I will defeat you, dammit..." Mello said as he treated his nasty case of pinkeye, repeating that for what had to be the 5000000th time today. Meanwhile... Sun had painted his cheeks with mud and prepared to go all Rambo on some fools' asses to avenge the death of Blake, but unfortunately because Sun is a goofy moron he failed to find anybody or believably present his angst and inner turmoil in a realistic way. Blake went to heaven and instantly got it on with Yang, anyway. Bumblebee all the way Meanwhile... "I notice you like playing children's card games in serious situations." "Yeah." "..." Near stared at Ryoga. "..." Ryoga stared at Near. "You wanna play with me?" And so they played cards all night long. Meanwhile... *KERCHAK* Satsuki's heel came down like a crack of thunder as she stood tall atop a series of dead trees she chopped down and stacked so she could get up high, Bakuzan clenched in her grip with the blade facing downwards. "HEAR THIS NOW! SUBJUGATION IS LIBERATION! CONTRADICTION IS TRUTH! ASLEEP IS AWAKE! AWAKE IS ASLEEP! THESE ARE THE TRUTHS OF THIS WORLD! THEREFORE, SCARLETTE RIDER, WE SHALL BE SLEEPING IN SHIFTS! WHILE I AM ASLEEP, I WILL TRULY BE AWAKE! WHILE YOU ARE AWAKE, YOU SHALL TRULY BE ASLEEP! IS ALL UNDERSTOOD? ANSWER!" "What in god's name are you talking about?" Meanwhile... "I have to win... I still gotta find out who killed my dad..." Ryuko said to herself quietly from where she was camped on a tree branch, fingering the collar of Senketsu lightly as she suddenly growled. "And if that means I have to beat you, so be it! You hear that?! KIRYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN SATSUKI!!!" "MATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIII RYUKO!!!!" came the reply in the far-off distance Meanwhile... "..." This was unfortunate. Sawyer sank down from her temper tantrum stomps of outrage in a huff, hands clutching her hair and eyes screwed shut for a moment before they flickered open to look at her voice modulator... several feet away from her, having come loose and detached while she was running. Sitting on a thin sheet of ice. "..." She couldn't go on without her voice modulator. All she had to do was take it nice, slow, and easy. One step at a time, make it out to the modulator, pick it up, and get off the frozen lake. With newfound determination Sawyer stiffened, took one step out onto the lake, then another, then-- *CRACK* "..." Maybe she should've left her chainsaw back on solid ground. Meanwhile... "Aaaah." Holo sighed, reclining luxuriously as she chilled in her tree while all this was going down. Clearly humans simply blew the dangers of this "Hunger Games" far out of proportion! The only time she'd felt remotely threatened was when that effeminate boy chased her away. Meanwhile... "Shizu-chan, why'd you have to go and sneeze on me before you died...?" Izaya sighed, wiping his runny nose. And so, the night ended. People died, people slept, people huddled, people went on psychotic rampages. But now that nightfall had ascended, what new dangers would the morning sun bring...? Edited 11:36pm, February 28, 2015 by Big Cheesy, author.   Lotton The Wizard 12:31am, March 01, 2015 [Edit] [Delete] There she was. Sneaking along in a crouch, trying to be all subtle and unseen as she waded through the bush. But oh no, she couldn't fool him. That supple behind, emphasized by those shorts. That tight black shirt. Oh the joys of being a fly as his glasses gave him a zoomed in perspective on Revy down below. He would have bet money that the history teacher would have liked to be here in his stead, minus the whole deathmatch thing. Or maybe still, she was violent. In another location of the arena, Marik was having similar thoughts but decidedly more EVIL™. Think yourself smarter than me, will you? I can hack through doors too you know! And I have an army of Steves! If Sterling was here you would be DEAD™!!! But alas, I must only watch. And he did. With EVIL™ gusto! At the same time, Haruhi was blessed to have some fans watching. A slowly falling parachute came down, landing itself perfectly on a rock and as she opened the package, she found it to be the lifesaving...supply of baguettes. With no butter. That was a crime. *clack* *clack* Satsuki's heels came in contact with the ground repeatedly once more as she kept following. Animals always knew where the water was and this snail was no different. Just a little...slow as it edged along in the pursuit of water. "MOVE FASTER, YOU PIG IN A SNAIL SHELL!" There was no response and she just frowned, looking around for the seventh time to make sure her manner did not bring on unwanted attention. Being as loud as she was in these games were a detriment. Simultaneously Sun had staked out a cave, no hidden bears or anything in the back and he was claiming it for his own, erecting a stick and a white flag out of his shirt to stand up for the property of Sun Wukong. Plus a white shirt in this environment stood out like a sore thumb. A more pragmatic group of four were gathered together in an unlikely bond as they raided Mello's campsite utterly as he was out hunting down some food. Yomi managed to shush Ryuko with a finger against Matoi's lips before she replied loudly to that faint echo of Satsuki she heard. Izaya was going over everything with a fine tooth comb, slightly disappointed that Ryuko hadn't yelled. As far as he could tell, that would just get her killed faster and that would be easier on him. Plus it'd be funny. Ryoga was utterly focused on the raid. Holo the wise wolf was indeed wise, making a good mental map of the arena should she require a quick exit or know where the deadly traps happened to be. To avoid them herself and use them against any surprise foes. And then when the time came for the last one vs one...well not even Bear Grylls would be ready for her wolf self. Elsewhere... A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS! Such was the message flashing on every screen of any person watching from back home as Solrock repeatedly thrust himself through an obstinate bush to get to those berries, getting several scratches and pricks from the dastardly thorns. Indeed, these were going to end up being his most fierce recurring enemy in these games. He just didn't know it yet. The hunter of the night, cloaked in red. The polite British children's card game player. This Hunger Games was suited better to one of them. And she ended up dying as Bakura used his skills to choke Lucifer's cousin to death by stuffing all his cards right down her throat. Oh, the element of surprise...it should have had a place on the periodic table. Edited 12:38am, March 01, 2015 by Lotton The Wizard, author.  TFOS Hunger Games: NIGHT 2 Tarantula 1:11am, March 01, 2015 [Edit] [Delete] "Damn it.." Mello clutched at his chest as he leaned back against a tree and slid down it, falling onto his rear as he began to pant. The water he had drank, he hadn't stopped to take in all the variables. That it could have been tampered with by the opponents, that it had been messed with by Near. But not mother nature itself. You could have boiled an egg on Mello's forehead, the fever was so intense. "How could I have let my hubris get the better of me.." As he glanced around, he noticed what to his ill mind appeared to be a chocolate bar but was actually a rock. Gripping it and dragging it through the dirt, he'd slip into his mouth and bit down. *CR-RIK* ..Odd. He had never been forced to spit out teeth before when biting on his chocolate and he always made sure his teeth were in proper condition. But the pain was enough to shake him from the fever induced hallucination and narrowing his eyes at the blood soaked rock, he'd grip it in the palm of his hand as he glanced up at the sky. "..At the very least I can take solace that Near is worse off than I am.." Hopefully. "..So, I think we need to brighten the mood up! How about we tell spooooky stories, eh? I think I know a few good ones-" "YOMI ISYAMA I LIKE YOU AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH BUT MARIK ISHTAR, NOT AT ALL RELATED TO THAT SISSY MALIK BLISTHAR TELLS THE BEST GHOST STORIES OF ALL TIME-""SILENCE YOU EFFEMINATE BOY IN MEN'S CLOTHING! THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS GHOSTS, ONLY FIGMENTS OF ENEMIES OR MEMORIES THAT ONE CLINGS ONTO-" "I have a novel concept. Can we perhaps stop shouting and just sleep?" Ryoga asked before going to do just that. "...What a buzzkill." Marik grumbled. Still continuing his stalkage of the gym teacher and that lovely rear of hers, Heartland paused as his eyes caught a glance of something that was most definitely NOT fabulous. That outfit just clashed so much! UGH! SOMETHING HAD TO BE DONE AND HE WAS JUST THE FLY TO DO IT! Buzzing over to where a downed sword lay, Heartland reverted to his human form and quietly gripping the hilt, Ryuko who had fallen asleep rubbed at her eyes as she heard movement. "Eh? Satsuki!?" She exclaimed as she saw a shadowed figure standing over with a sword. "Wrong antagonist, bitch!" He'd giggle before slashing downwards, cleaving through Senketsu as blood hyper-realistically splattered all over Heartland who pushing up his glasses began to walk off. The natural balance of fashion had been restored. Meanwhile having gotten over the minor altercation that he had with Saywer near the beginning of this savage game, Near was doing pretty alright for himself and just then his 'Mello Fucked up Again' alarm went off. ....Well if he did than that wasn't his problem, he had bigger concerns like winning. Wiping his hands off after having given the defiant fuck you to 4kids by actually killing someone in the English dub instead of sending them to that sodding Shadow Realm, although thinking about that place did get him missing Zorc and friends. Which again brought the same question from before into his mind. Why was he here in this bloody hunger game!? He was pretty sure aside from two off-hand references, he had stayed as far away from this weaboo fest as possible! But then as he came along someone equally having a bad time, having been unknowingly perved on by a fly, having had dreams of Disney's gutted anime remains or be more accurate, Black Rabbit's rainbow wonderland. The two stared eachother down before Bakura popped the question. "I just got done shoving paper cards down the throat of a vampire chick posing as Red Riding Hood." "I just got done having fucking nightmares about rainbows and joy and oh my god it was awful." "...Want to be partners?" "Sure." Pleased as punch at the food she had received, although she did agree with the last poster that it was indeed a crime of the highest caliber that no butter had been provided. It was almost as if to tease her. Well, she was confident that it had just been a simple mistake and they would send her the butter! So she'd stay up and wait for it. All night. Yes. :) Having given up on the berries for now although he'd come back to them, Solrock decided that if he was going to be an insane slasher pokemon, he needed a creepy place to call his own. Jason had a shack in the woods, Freddy had a boiler room, Leatherface had a meat locker, and Michale Meyers...Well what did he have anyway? But that was besides the point! Using his psychic abilities, Solrock managed to pick up a rock and laying it down on the ground and forcing a small flag into the rock, anyone who dared step foot near the rock would be swiftly slaughtered by SOLROCK! Smirking as she poured the poison into Sun's bottle of water, Holo the Wise Wolf saw the monkey faunus quickly approaching and forgetting the whole you know poisoned thing, she picked up the water bottle and ran off with it. "..Huh. Now where did my bottle get to?" Grinning as Sun began to fumble around for the bottle, Holo decided that she had to reward herself so she'd take a sip of the water and leaping from cover, Sun quickly prepared himself for combat. "Do not waste your strength, young one! You will need it for you do not have much time left in this world!" "Huh..? What are you talking about?" "As we speak the poison is already coursing through your veins. Soon it will reach your brain and it will quickly shut down." "..Would the poison happen to be in my bottle of water?" "Yes? Where else would I have put it?" "Well, I mean it's just that your holding a strangely familar looking bottle of water." "Don't be a fool! Holo the Wise Wolf would never make such a novice mistake." But then Holo began to feel very light-headed and it became much harder to breath. "You drank the poison didn't you." "..Shut up." Holo then collapsed to the ground dead. Wise indeed. Meanwhile with our good friend Izaya, he had a stick and rock and was stroking his chin to try and figure out how either of these two things would aid his growing infection. "....None of these things are useful in any way whatsoever." Was this Shizuo-Chan's revenge from beyond the beyond???  THE TFOS HUNGER GAMES LOVE STORY ULTRA EXTRAVAGANZA: DAY 3 Big Cheesy 2:44am, March 01, 2015 [Edit] [Delete] Haruhi glowered as the deer she'd been tracking for the last six hours now turned, wiggled its stumpy little tail and skipped away. This was hard! Why did all the edible animals have to be so darn cute? Meanwhile... "Umm, guys you know I'm not really sure we should be-" "SILENCE, YOMI ISAYAMA! I, MALIK SEBASTIAN BLISHTAR, CHOSE YOU TO REMAIN AS MY SOLE TRAVELLING COMPANION AFTER THAT BOY FROM THE SPIN-OFF SHOW AND EYEBROWS GIRL WERE COMMANDED TO LEAVE-" "-They weren't commanded to leave, we all planned to ditch you together and I fell behind-" "YOMI ISAYAMA, I LIKE YOU AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT STEALING ALL THE ENGLISH TEACHER'S SH*T IS THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL TIME!" Revy finally snapped at the two students over her shoulder, having put up with their shit long enough. "Hey! Shut the OOOOk-lahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain up back there, you OOOOk-lahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plaining idiots! Pretty sure this bitch is the one I gotta thank for putting these goddamn word censors in--" --she was wrong, this time it was Lionsgate-- "--so as far as I'm concerned, I owe miss Suzumiya a bullet or fifty. She comes back here, her ass is mine. Maybe then my nightmares will stop..." Yeah, she probably just needed to violently kill a hussy or two and things'd be right back to normal with her, no more Disney Pixar-My Little Pony-Barbie bullshit. No doubt. "Yes, I a~gree!~" Heartland piped up from where he was buzzing around them all in bluebottle form, rubbing his legs together. "Mrs Suzumiya had the ~gall to su~ggest that I would ever consider being her boy~friend! I'm clearly the gayest character in this ~whole~ RP!" "BITCH, PLEASE!" Marik cackled. "Mister Marik, you were ~killed~ off days ago!" Heartland chided, landing in Marik's hair. "GAAAAAAAAAH! GET THIS FREAKISH BLOODSUCKING PARASITE OUT OF MY HAIR, YOMI! NOBODY LIKES THE SPIN-OFF! PENDULUM IS FRIGGING WEIRD AND WE DON'T WANT IT!" "I was in ~ZEXAL~! Our thing was ~Xyz~ summoning!~" "GET THE *EFFFF* AWAAAAAAAAY!" "HEY! EVERYBODY SHUT THE OOOOk-lahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain UP BEFORE I PUT A BULLET IN YA!" Meanwhile... "Sol." So here they were again, the psycho Solrock and this thorny brush... and it was at this point that things started to become clear. You see, not only was this Solrock a deranged sociopathic lunatic. It was also a victim. A victim of severe, horrible mental abuse at the hands of one man: Shizuo Heiwajima. And as a result of that abuse, Solrock had been traumatized permanently, its depressed, fractured psyche going into shock immediately following its forced killing of poor Vera back on the first day. And even though Shizuo was now dead, Solrock didn't know that. In fact, as far as Solrock was concerned... He was Shizuo Heiwajima. Shizuo had left such a powerful impact on the weak-minded Solrock that Solrock now believed itself to be him. And this bush, this was Izaya. That was it, wasn't it? IT WAS THE ONLY POSSIBLE EXPLANATION! "SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!" (Translation: "IIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!") It roared to the heavens, floating straight for the bush at breakneck speeds! Meanwhile... *click* Contrary to all her other heel-clicks, this heel click was not like a crack of thunder, but instead a barely-audible tap against the grass as Satsuki snuck onto Near's camp while he was playing with his Ken doll, crept straight up to his toybox like Elmer Fudd and nicked his Barbie. "ASK NOT THE DOG WHY ITS MASTER LOOSENS THE LEASH, BARBIE ROBERTS! I HAVE NEED OF YOU YET!" "I can hear you quite clearly miss Kiryuin." "Near of L, know that if you turn around prior to my departure I shall cut you down where you stand... sit... crouch." "Very well miss Kiryuin" Barbie was for girls anyway. Meanwhile... "What do you know? Looks like I was wrong." Izaya remarked wistfully, as he finished constructing his mighty stick-and-rock shack and climbed inside with the grace of a cat. "They were useful after all." Meanwhile... "And then I was like, "You drank the poison didn't you." And she was like, "Shut up, you devilishly handsome monkey with awesome abs!" And then she dropped, like, straight to the floor, had a seizure and died in agony. It was crazy." "Fascinating." Ryoga drawled, spear in hand as he made sure he was several steps ahead of that annoying monkey boy at all times. "So hey, you guys remember Blake, right? She was my girlfriend. She's dead now. That kinda sucks, I guess. You guys know any hot chicks around I can pick up to fill the hole in my heart?" "I'm gay, so no." Bakura grunted in response, tone British and more than a little fed-up with this namby-pamby little ponce. "Sucks bro. Oh, and if we come across a cave up ahead with a white flag marking it, just remember it's all mi-" *BLAM* Mello blew on the smoking barrel of his handgun, picking up a heavyish rock from nearby and dropping it on the downed Sun's head as many times as was necessary until even his tail stopped moving. "Any objections?" "Not really." Bakura answered disinterestedly. "None." Ryoga replied coolly, continuing to take point. Mello gave a nod and the three continued on.  TFOS Hunger Games Night 3 Lotton The Wizard 3:28am, March 01, 2015 [Edit] [Delete] "Aaaaaaaaaaaaah." He remarked calmly after snapping awake from the nightmare. He glanced over, looking...yep. The Ken doll was most definitely still a Ken doll. Absolutely clearly positively utterly totally completely perfectly thoroughly certainly one hundred percent not a barbie doll. Because that's not what real boys play with. And that wasn't how Near rolled. "Silly petty nightmares." He went to go stack things. It comforted him. Speaking of comfort... "Professor Suzumiya, I realize this is unprofessional and will keep it a secret as best I can...BUT IF WE DO NOT CUDDLE TOGETHER TO KEEP WARM, WE SHALL SURELY FREEZE! AND I, KIRYUIN SATSUKI, DID NOT COME THIS FAR, ENROLL IN THIS SCHOOL AND BE SORTED INTO THIS DEATH GAME TO DIE BECAUSE I GOT COLD! I REFUSE TO SUFFER SUCH INDIGINITIES--" "It's quite alright, you don't need to scream. We're already right next to each other huddling, you know." She deadpanned. "Acceptable." No more words need be said. Nor could Solrock say any words that would properly express his pain. His belief in his identity, his confidence that he was in fact the sturdy and strong Hall Monitor, so strong was his conviction that he was so close to this Izaya bush that he could already smell the copper scent of blood pouring out once Shizrock got its hands on it...that he forgot how quickly open wounds could turn into illnesses. An infection, of even minor wounds. No. "SOLROCK!" And it was with that fierce rallying cry that Shizrock began to wrap it's wounds with leaves gathered from the nearby trees. And elsewhere... "Hey." "Fuck off." "Kay." And Bakura went right to sleep, Revy content to just keep watching. She didn't want to dream anyway. Those nightmares. "Gonna kill all you fuckers." Back with someone going lone wolf at the moment, she pondered the competition she still had to take out to win. "Near and Mello...intellects to be feared. But they have no resources in this place. I simply have to beat them physically. Satsuki...also skilled in the art of the blade. And with her enhanced combat uniform, if you can even call that a uniform, perhaps allies would be best. Solrock should be easily dispatched. Revy...probably as good with her guns as I am with a sword. Maybe even better. We'll see. Haruhi and Heartland, teachers to not be underestimated. A few card game players...and Izaya. 9 of us total." Speak of the devil...and he was even guarding his fire! "Your hair is atrocious." He was swiftly behind Marik, knocking him away with a shoulder smack with style. "Your hair is weirder." He tossed Ryoga into the shadows of the treeline before calmly stopping before the last. "And you are a fly. Begone." He flicked Heartland with his finger, sending him away. And finally: "Ugh." Mello coughed out, the last of the contaminated water coming out. Holo, even in death, was still affecting those still in the games. Her poisoned water, mixing with the regular supply. Diluted yes, but still enough to make him ill. "You Gamemakers can't even let us have clean water while we kill each other for your amusement? Disgraceful."  TFOS Hunger Games:DAY 4/ARENA EVENT! Kagura Tsuchimiya 4:39am, March 01, 2015 [Edit] [Delete] "Hm" He remarked before quirking his head to the side. He had admittedly grown bored with Ken. For as well sculpted and pose-able as the figure was, with every limb having perfect articulation and rotation, you could only fight Cobra Commander and Mumm-Ra so many times with the Transformers. This was where this new toy came in handy and setting Ken to the side, Near glanced around. Well it had been quiet for quite some time since Miss Kiryuin had appeared and snatched up his barbie which had been Mello's anyway. (:|) So he doubted there would be any interruptions. With that established, he'd roll up his sleeves and reached for the toy. Hm. This toy certainly seemed wedged into the ground. A trick by Mello perhaps to deprive him of his toy. Well, that ploy as many of Mello's had failed to take into account Near's determination as he continued to yank and pull upon the toy, even placing a foot upon it. It was then as the center of the 'toy' depressed and a click was heard that Near realized what a mistake he had made. "Still better than you, Mello." With that last F.U given, Near was engulfed in a massive explosion and as his charred remains crashed back down to the ground, the mangled vestiges of his hand rested upon Ken, showing that even in death Near was still playing with toys. How quaint for one such as him. *Gulp-Gulp* That was the sound of Izaya making quick work of one of the many bottles of water he had gotten from an outside source. "Aaah, that was quite refreshing! See, Shizuo-chan? Despite your best efforts, I'm still alive and kicking and going to see this game to the end while your corpse grows cold and-"Before Izaya could continue his taunting, a gust of wind blew through his shack and it almost sounded like the WIND itself was howling his name. Just like... "...I think I drank too much water. There is no way Shizuo could have reincarnated into the wind itself. That'd just be far too silly, even for this rp. He'd more than likely become a pokemon." He'd shake his head and tucked away the bottle. "About time." Ryoga said bluntly,as he dabbled through the food that he had been sent from an outside source who isn't from Zexal because I don't know anyone there and am thus just going to say it was a gift of broship and love from Ryder. "Solrock. Sol, sol, sol, sol. ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK!!" Translation(I REALLY WANT THOSE FUCKING BERRIES!) "Finally found you, ya fucking cunt.." The bitch behind her PBS Kids/Nick JR inspired bullshit. Aiming with her sights set right on Haruhi's ass, she'd pull the triggers expecting to blow her away. But there would be a resounding click-click indicating the guns were empty and she had no more ammo. She would have cursed but then the censors would have kicked in and it would have been all for naught. So doing one better, she'd cup one hand around her mouth while holstering the other gun beforehand leaving her with an empty pistol in her right hand. "HEY! MS. SCUMMIYA!"(Scumiya?! I sound like I came straight out of a shitty Amercanized dub of some anime!)) "Huh? Oh Revy! It's nice to see you! Listen, if you saw me cuddling with Satsuki I'd just like to state that on the record it was not what you-" "I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S BUTT(WHAT THE FUCK!?)ABOUT YOU AND EYEBROW-CHICK! I GOT A SCORE TO SETTLE SO TAKE THIS!" She chucked the handgun as hard as she could and clocked Haruhi right in the face with it. But her grin upon connecting quickly turned into a horrifed look of terror as the face of a pissed off goddess glared back. "POOP, POOP, POOP!" Revy muttered like a mad mantra as she hauled that ass of hers as fast as she could as Haruhi stalked after her like the most adorable slasher you've ever seen. And elsewhere... "Leave me behind will they? Ohohohoho, they're in for QUITE the surprise! Yes, no one will ever underestimate me again! I'm going to become the Hotstreak of this game!" "Look. For the last time, my hair is better than your eyebrows. Now will you leave me alone??" "LISTEN YOU BRITISH MAN IN GAY CLOTHING(It's not my fault! It's the Japanese governments!)WHY DO YOU SPEAK WITH A BRITISH ACCENT DESPITE HAILING FROM JAPAN, HM?" "Did you just point out a plot hole?" "I DID!" "Bitch, we got problems." So then the chase was set in motion as Bakura had to kill Satsuki before she went and asked anymore intrusive questions. This part is literally too sad for me to write out so I'm just gonna say that Yomi actually died of a broken heart upon learning that she dies twice in the Ga Rei manga. Well 3 times now. :| "HAHHAHAH! YES THANK YOU ODION! WITH THIS I SHALL FIND BAKURA AND TOGETHER WE CANNOT BE STOPPED!" Marik proclaimed as it was the Winged Dragon of Ra. "OH GREAT FIRE CHICKEN I SUMMON YOU!" But as nothing happened, Marik took a closer look at the card. "What the.." It actually had 'Marik you're a douchebag, suck my ass-Love Odion' written on it in black Sharpie. "ODION!!!!" Mello had overcome the poisoned water once more and having found a bow and arrow to claim as his own, he was busy shooting squirrels off tree branches. But as the explosion from Near's landmine rang out, Mello looked over his shoulder. Having paid close attention to where each competitor had went, that had have been Near and judging by the range of that explosion, a grim smirk drew across Mello's face. "So I finally won, eh Near-"Returning his gaze back to his arrows, he noticed one of his otherwise 100% accurate shots had missed. The one he had fired while Near's explosion went off. "..Son of a bitch!" -ARENA EVENT- Still somewhat sore over the whole fact that Near showed him up even after dying a horrible death, Mello had tried to remain mellow(:T)and began planning his next moves. There were only so many competitors left, he was sure given enough time and resources he could- "DAMN IT! I GOT MY SWORD STUCK IN THIS GUY'S BACK!" Marik whined as he ripped the sword out causing Mello to fall to the ground wheezing and gasping for air that wouldn't come. "..Fuck you, Near." Those were his last words before he'd depart having been killed by a complete and utter idiot, his total opposite if you will. Through sheer dumb coincidence. Heartland and Ryoga squared off with Heartland wielding his makeshift spear as he lunged at Ryoga, plunging the spear into his shoulder while Ryoga thrust his into Heartland's chest. "LOOK THE GUY FROM THE ORIGINAL SERIES IS GONNA END UP WINNING HOW ABOUT WE JUST BAIL?" "FINE BY ME!" With that they both tumbled off the cliff and died. Izaya poked his head out of his shack and as Revy passed by with Haruhi not too far behind, Izaya stuck his head out, and twirled his makeshift knife around. "HEY DAISY DUKES WHY ARE YOU RUNNING-" *shunk* As blood squirted onto Izaya's cheek he'd glance over to Haruhi who was currently having her neck stabbed by the knife. "Ugh. Could you please remove your neck from my knife please? You're making it very hard to use" He'd say as he flicked Haruhi on the forehead and the goddess fell over to the ground choking on her own blood as Izaya hummed to himself. "HAHAHAH! YEAH THE FEMALE DOG IS DEAD! I WON..BUT..I STILL CAN'T CURSE! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!" Revy exclaimed before she ran into a sentient venus fly trap which glared at her about as well as a venus fly trap could before it opened up and began to sing at her. "What. The. Fudge." "YOU JUST MESSED WITH THE WRONG PLANT, SISTAH! I'M MEAN AND GREEN AND I...AM...BAAAAAAAAAADDD!!" With that, Audrey 2 pimpslapped Revy with one of his thorny vines, hitting her right in the neck/face area and severing the carotid artery as she fell to the ground and as her eyes closed, the last thing she'd see before passing on would be that Pixar Disney bs. "Thank god for the sweet embrace of death." She thought to herself before everything went black for good. Somehow the situtations had reversed and Satsuki had now been chasing Bakura who was hiding behind a tree having avoided detection so far. "I don't think she'll ever find me here. Now if I can just find Marik, I can throw him at her and-" A sword plunged through the tree and Bakura lifting him off his feet. "But..how?!" "YOUR GAYDAR LEAD ME TO YOU! YOU DROPPED IT WHILE FLEEING FROM ME, GAY ONE!" "Damn my hubris.." At the end of all this needless slaughter, SHIZROCK STILL SURVIVED!   MistressJ 12:42am, March 02, 2015 [Edit] [Delete] Index | New Thread | Reply | Close | Stick | Delete