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 IC Holiday Thread
Soap Star
7:37pm, December 11, 2005
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I know that a couple of people will only have GOOD internet access from school for a couple more days. And that all of us get VERY busy around the holidays with our families, loved ones, squeezing in that last bit of OT to buy that awesome present for a loved one. So I am starting this thread early.

Post holiday gifts to other people, plans, whatever you like. Heck, even presents to other players. Whether you celebrate Christmas, Giftmas, Hannakah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, whatever. This is your thread.
 Hahaha Festivus
Spike
6:14pm, December 12, 2005
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*A box sits at Buffy’s door. Inside is a brown teddy bear. The teddy bear looks as if its been through hell and back, its stuffing almost completely gone and half of it on the concrete. One of its button eyes are missing and the other is barely hanging on. There are patches of black all about it….hopefully its dirt. There’s a note attached to its ear* ~~~Merry~~~ *The rest is scratched out, obviously he couldn’t make up his mind of whether or not to put a witty insult. At the bottom of the note there is a scratched out word followed by*~~~Spike~~~ *There’s the return to sender stamp on the box where the address is….London*

*A box sits at Fred’s door. Inside it is a beautiful meteor rock with a sheet attached to it explaining all about it, hey it looked like something a geek might like. A note is also attached to it* ~~~Merry Christmas. Keep an eye on Wesley. You never gave up on me so I owe you, give me a call if something comes up~~~ *His cell number is written down. At the bottom of the paper it says*~~~I’m serious. Watch him closely~~~ *And under that is*~~~Spike~~~

*In Angel’s mail he’ll find a letter from Spike which in it includes a card of a sex change surgeon and a note*~~~Just get it over with already, mate~~~~*At the bottom it says*~~~Your biggest fan (Its sarcasm you berk)~~~ *And under that*~~~Spike~~~
 Festivus/Christmas... whatever
Buffy Summers
8:53pm, December 12, 2005
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All gifts nicely wrapped in silver and blue paper, because there was a deal on it at Target.

For Angel-- bag of coal and a Christmas CD, also a list of all the things he's done to annoy her in the past year with an additional note... Happy Festivus, because I know you don't like Christmas. We can do the Feats of Strength sometime before New Years... Love, Buffy

List of Grievances, 2005

1. Kept the news about Spike being less dead from me (I only found out this year, so it counts)
2. Gave her crap about 'mentioning Sara and Spike paying virgins' in front of Charlie.
3. Wouldn't let me stake Dru.
4. Hit on me when you totally weren't serious about it.
5. Didn't listen to me when I told you being human was dangerous, stay home and hide like a good boy.
6. Got ghouled.
7. Got turned.
8. One word: Angelus.
9. Seems to forget I saved the world and smote evil just fine on my own for several years without your help.
10. May or may not think I'm a moron...
11. Invited Faith to break and enter, but not me.
12. Did I mention the time he made Spike besmirtch my honor and leave town?
13. Never contradicts Wes when he says I'm stupid.
14. He's very bossy.
15. Sometimes hogs the vegetable drawer in the breakroom fridge for blood, when I have a legitimate head of lettuce that needs the drawer.
16. Won't give me your car, even though I earned it.
17. Keeps insisting Fred's baby will like him best.
18. Took an extra piece of turky at thanksgiving even though you don't really like to eat.
19. Crashed my date with Mike.
20. I suspect that you stole the container of hairspray I had in my desk drawer.
21. Tell people I'm incompetent.
For Fred-- A lovely soft sweater in loden green (because it looked like a Fred color to her at the time), and some pretty designer sandals for when her feet unswell after tha baby-- to wear whatever tropical place Wes takes you (according to the card).

For Wes-- Lump of coal, and a gift certificate to a local Auto Accessories place... he seems to like the car.

For Willow-- A $80 gift certificate to the Magic Shop out West of town.

For Nadine & Ivy (who has yet to be born)-- Each get a Disney Princess dress-up set (with the cutest dang shoes). Ivy also gets adorable little lilac colored Mary Janes because baby shoes are so dang cute.

For Faith-- A double crossbow, well cared for with a note "I stole if from Wes, thought you'd like it better that way. Ha Ha. Buffy."


For Charlie-- An I.O.U. "Charlie, I have no idea what you want or need, but I this is my I.O.U. to treat you and Fred to a day out to find it. And then, unless it's a car or something... we'll buy it. Your friend, Buffy."

For Michelle-- A new teddy bear, because the nurses aren't letting much in.


Edited 6:42pm, December 12, 2005 by Buffy Summers, author.
 Bah Humbug
Charlie Baltimore
8:56pm, December 12, 2005
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Gets nothing for no one... When she realizes it's Christmas, she goes out to Dinner at the Gardens, gets drunk and goes home to watch "It's a Wonderful Life".
 Holidays? What's that?
Buffybot
8:58pm, December 12, 2005
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Unclear on the concept, she presents Spike with a pair of his own boots and a Salvation Army Bell-ringers bucket full of change she picked up walking down the street on an unsupervised outing the day before.
 Gifts
Angel
12:32am, December 13, 2005
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Charmaine: A vintage emerald and diamond ring for
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Nadine: Bisque German doll made in 1875

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Wes and Fred: Jade and Tibet silver dragon and phoenix bowl

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Ivy: Chantilly silver spoon

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Faith: What can I get Faith? Matching daggers in a case. One of the few things I manged to take from Wolfram & Hart in L.A. before destroying it. Bone handle carved like birds of prey.

Lorne: Complete collection of Sinatra


Buffy: Open gift card for the mall. $50 to spend at any store there.



Edited 5:24pm, December 15, 2005 by Angel, author.
 Christmas Presents for All!
Impersonating Winifred Burkle
5:48am, December 13, 2005
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These are from both Fred and Wesley. But Wes probably won't know what he got you. He's not the shopping-type.

Angel:
A new shirt, since his favorite kinda bit it.

A bottle of faintly-glowing green liquid, and a note attached - Angel,
For a lot of your undead life, you've been fighting for other people's lives. Now, you have a chance for one of your own, and I don't want you to miss it. I've been working for a few months now, disecting and modifying the healing compounds of the blood of the Mohra demon. I finally managed to retain its power, but remove the permanence of the effects. It's been mixed with diluting agents, which should render the compound effective for no more than 24 hours.
To put it more simply, introduce a small amount (.25oz) into your bloodstream. Within 60 seconds, the healing should begin. For 24 hours, you will once again have a pulse, be able to eat, and otherwise function like a normal human being -- because you will be one (a very Gypsy-curse-free one, at that!). Use carefully. If you run out, let me know, and I'll mix up another batch. This is the least I could do for someone who's saved my life more times than I can count. Merry Christmas, Angel.
-Fred, Wes, and Ivy


Buffy: Gift certificate for a total spa package at a local swanky salon and day spa, and



Buffy,
Let someone pamper you, since you work so hard to save the world all the time, and since we seem to have the same taste in shoes, do it in style.
-Fred, Wes, and Ivy


Charmaine: Gift certificate for a total spa package at a local swanky salon and day spa, and



Charmaine,
Enjoy a day of luxury. And have something pretty to celebrate your emancipation.
-Fred, Wes, and Ivy


Nadine: A white terrycloth bathrobe with her name embroidered on it, and a pair of white terrycloth slippers to match. Also,



Nadine,
We look forward to getting to know you, and hope you're up for babysitting someday!
-Fred, Wes, and Ivy


Lorne:
Armani Sunglasses and



Gucci Loafers

For the classiest Demon we know.
-Fred, Wes, and Ivy


Spike:

Spike-
This iPod is loaded with music from The Clash, The Ramones, Sex Pistols, Billy Idol, and other great punk. Operating instructions are included. Enjoy!
-Fred, Wes, and Ivy


Willow: An ancient text on healing magic, and a sachel of sacred crystals from Romania.
Willow-
Everyone's favorite witch deserves the best! Come stay with us anytime!
-Fred, Wes, and Ivy


Wesley:

Platinum wedding band, with an inscription -
"True Love Never Dies - Wesley and Winifred"
Also, an IOU - To be negotiated in private...

Wes-
There's so much to say to you, but I'll keep it short. I can't wait for the day when I can put this ring on your finger. It's made to last forever, just like us. With all of my love,
Fred


Also, various clothing items and mystical items from foreign countries. Most labeled, "Love, Ivy"
 
Tawny Cherubini
6:08am, December 13, 2005
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*left under the Christmas tree in Chuck's apartment (if there is one...if not, just someplace obvious. Like the bed.), wrapped in silver paper with a gold bow, is a small box. Inside, there's an ornament, a white glass snowflake. And a note*

Chuckie-
I realize we haven't known each other for long, but you mean more to me than anyone ever has. Even if we spend only one Christmas together, I don't want you to forget me. Put this on your tree. I'll be with you always.
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*there appears to have been hesitation with this part* With all my love, Tawny.



Edited 12:18am, December 13, 2005 by Tawny Cherubini, author.
 Wes's gifts
Wesley Pryce
4:29pm, December 13, 2005
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To Angel:
There is a long black box in AI. It contains a broadsword that is razor sharp and has a black gaurd with lions at both ends and a black hilt with gold weaved into the leather and at the end of the hilt is a white crystal.

on the card is: Don't cut yourself with it, Wes.

To faith: A GI Joe lunchbox is delivered to her hotel room with a thousand dollars in it

on the card: Have you seend my crossbow? Wes...

to Buffy: Another thousand dollars in a babrie lunch box.

On the Card: I know you have my cross bow and I want it back. Wes

to Spike: A rather long box is delivered to spike. Inside is ablack guitar with all the signatures of the ramones on it.

On the card: This belonged to Joey, now it belongs to you, don't break it, it was expensive. Wes

To Loren:A hand made suit, some designer
On the note: Stop pining for my woman. Wes

To Charmaine: A small box, in side the box is a silver necklace with a glowing orb on the end. It changes color from a bright red to a soft colored green when she touches it.
On the Note: this is the Light of Tremont, last worn in the crusades by Lord Alexande Tremont. It is a protection orb and will guide you if you loose your way. Wes.

To Nadine: A baby grand piano , white, beautiful.
On the note: Hi I am Fred's Husband, I didn't know what else to get you. Wes.

Now To Fred:
A small Golden box: Inside the box is a gold wedding band with ruby trim. It is engraved, in latin that means Even Death Will not seperate.

On the Note: My dearest Wife:
For the last month or so I have thought about nothing but you and our child and it brings a smile to my face. No two people were ever as made for eachother as us Fred. You called to me in my death. Nursed me in my madness and you will guide me through this life. You are my light, my love, my passion and my strength.

Yours for now and forever
Wesley Pryce.

PS there will be other gifts but I'm sure you did not want me to put that on the card :)

For Ivy: A spell is preformed in secret, one that blesses her and makes her known to all those who have called Wesley friend over the years. (( Kind of an annoncement thing for a proud dad)) And a small potted plant with an ivy in it, the Ivy is magical and when the room is dark it glows softly, casting lght blues , red, and greens over the room. The Ivy produces flowers the smell sweetly of honey and roses.

On the Note( to be saved and read to her later) :
My Lovely Daughter,

Words will never be able to express the love and passion that I hold for you. Years from now when you are able to read this letter you may have some understanding why you are such a gift to your mother and I. There is nothing in this world Ivy that I will not provide for you, no happiness that I will shelter you from. The Ivy that grows in your room will live as long as you do. I blessed it the same night I announced you to those I love and cared for. It will protect you if you are in danger and light your way when you are dreaming.

You Father
Wesley Pryce.
 
Dr. Justine Brooks
6:12pm, December 13, 2005
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(An RSVP under the IC notes would be totally appreciated, coming or not. Thanks!)

The following were hand delivered by a courier to the list below.

1. One round trip plane ticket (coach) to Hawaii
2. Information on hotel accomodations on Oahu
3. A wedding invitation seen here which is addressed to the person recieving and "guests" (plural)
4. A hand written note from Justine which reads:

IT IS FINALLY OFFICIAL! I apologize for not being able to provide hotel and airfare for any guests you might bring to the wedding. However, if you call our travel agent, Don Newport, he can make arrangements for guests. We hope to see you at our special day. And thank you to Daneel for doing our photography for free as well as providing the money from his gallery to finance this wedding (that was one sound investment on my part!). Merry Christmas! :)

PS. My mom is staying home with the triplets so PARTY! Just kidding.


The list is:

1. Daneel (bridesmaid of course!)
2. Mary Lawson (another bridesmaid)
3. Mrs. Lawson
4. Charmaine Brooks
5. Daniel Brooks

The following people just get wedding invites, no airfare or hotel. (Some of these mooks can totally afford it themselves!)

1. Dr. Chris Ramsey
2. Dr. Zemora Lee
3. Dr. Eric Solanus
4. Buffy Summers
5. Charles Lee
6. Caleb Morley and Livvie Locke (as much as she hates them, her son is his band!)
7. Delia St. Martin
8. Joe and Hope Gavilian
9. Lilah Morgan (always good to invite the boss!)
10. Nadine Slater (so she feels special)
11. Zach Slater
12. Faith
13. And anyone else she sees on the street that she thinks deserves to be invited. She is just too giddy to keep them all to herself.

 
Kelly Slater
6:39pm, December 13, 2005
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From Kelly to the following folks who make her life ultra-special. These are all delivered this week. Its up to the people getting them if they want to open them!(She also likes to give gag gifts so watch out)

For Nadine: One of those HUGE (like 60 inch long) stuffed dogs from Animal Alley. We've all seen them, we've all wanted one when we were little. How could you not? Then a little Pretty Princess makeup kit.

For Zach: Enrollment for two (him and her) in a new class at the Better Bodies gym. Budukon (think I spelled that right) a combination of yoga and kickboxing. Along with a portable basketball hoop, delivered to his house, so they can shoot hoops again. Plus, a little Hercules figurine from the Disney movie that came out a while ago for his desk.

For Daniel: What can you get the guy that is happy with just you in a bow? Especially one who's sister got him a motorcycle? Dan gets some classic rock CDs, you know, heavy hitters like AC/DC, etc., some action movie DVDs, and a very special coupon book (if you know what I mean!) Last but not least, a holiday must for everyone...The Star Wars Holiday Special.

For Michelle: She gets a lovely leatherbound journal and a silver pen so she can write down all of those crazy thoughts of hers!

For Buffy: Gift certificates to the movies since she doesn't know Buffy THAT well but she did help with Michelle so she should get something. Along with gift certificates to Bliss. And just to show she has a sense of humor...a block of cheese.

For Daneel: Gift certificate to go nuts in Sephora. Also the promise that she will come pose for him since he has been bothering her for months about it. In addition, a feather boa. PINK feather boa. Since he is SO fabulous.

For Dr. Ramsey: One of those plastic tacky gold crowns from the local party store. And a child's chemistry set. She heard the stories.

For her boss: A copy of Karaoke Revolution for the PS2. He should get the hint about that one, maybe even make him smile.

For Angel: A tube of Cortisone cream. Again, he should get that one.

For anyone else that she might have come across in Bliss and she knows their name, was friendly with them, when they come into Bliss, they get a ten dollar gift certifcate from her. Because everyone deserves a Christmas present! Even if she doesn't know them that well. That should be enough for them to at least get a nice dinner.
 For Tawny Cherubini
Charles Lee
12:59am, December 14, 2005
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3 wrapped boxes is left under the tree, with a note.

T-

Thank you for coming into my life recently. You definitely make my days brighter and my nights lighter. You deserve this and a whole lot more.

With all of my love,
Chuck

Two of the boxes contain chocolates, one dark chocolate, the other white chocolate. The third smaller box contains:



Edited 12:48am, December 14, 2005 by Charles Lee, author.
 
Charmaine Brooks
5:14am, December 14, 2005
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Since she isn't sure if she is going to be able to get out of Blue Ridge in time for Christmas, the following presents were delivered on December 14th. They were all wrapped up so its up to the character or not whether they want to open them.

To Justine and Jacob: A new digital camcorder to record their wedding and the triplets every moment

To Nadine: Dance lessons for the entire year, whatever she wants. Jazz, tap, ballet, modern. All there. It will be taking up a lot of her time. Along with the requisite pile and pile of toys

To Angel: A rather generic looking Christmas card but a hand written note inside that reads:

Angel-

I spoke to the owner of Hutton's Art Supply on Truman. Go in there and get whatever supplies you need or want. If you call him first, he said that he would stay open after dark. Please, get some nice things. If I get the bill and its low, I will have to hurt you.

Charmaine


To Wes: Chelmsford Tea Chest and Rhino 5 piece tea set (cause he is English)


To Fred: Mariana's Silver Jewelry Box. Inside is a gift certificate for a manicure, pedicure, wax, and massage at Mimi's right before she is due.


To Buffy: Treviso Armoire to store weapons or shoes or whatever in. This one will be delivered to her house on the 14th with a bow.


To Ivy: My first tooth and my first curl keepsakes along with a memory box.


To Zach: Lakers Season Tickets along with a gift tag that just says "I'm so sorry"


To Dan: Set of TWO season tickets to the LA Kings (because hockey, so much more violent and fun than basketball). Dan can invite anyone he wants to games.



Edited 11:15pm, December 13, 2005 by Charmaine Brooks, author.
 From Nadine
Nadine Slater
5:44am, December 14, 2005
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From Nadine: Each gift also comes with a picture she drew or painted. Lots of crayon and glitter.

Daddy: A personalized desk set with the words "#1 Daddy cause Nadine says so!" . And his own stuffed teddy(comes wearing a tie) to sleep with.

Mommy: Stuffed kitty and a dance outfit just like one of her own. Tights, shorts, leg warmers the whole deal.

Aunty Kelly: neon varicolored stripey toe socks.

Aunty Jussy: A foot massage tub.

Uncle Jacob: Three beautiful silk ties. For his fancy new job.

Cousins- Nathan, Stella and Alexander: Assorted baby toys. And a new binky for each one.

Sarah: The DVD of The Princess Diaries

Angel: A special pocket knife with his name etched into it.

Uncle Daniel: Tae bo dvd with a little note that says "so you can kick more butt"

Aunty Daneel: A set of various hair things. Lots of bows and barrettes.

Wes: A copy of DDR.

Fred: Stretchy slippers with the grippy bottoms to keep her feet warm.

Ivy: A whole baby outfit. A pink babyphat mini track suit with matching hat and soft shoes.

Buffy: A tshirt that says, "Blondes kick butt!"
 
Vanessa Keating
4:59pm, December 14, 2005
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To both Angel and Buffy arrives a box, addressed to them both. Inside are dozens of battered looking books. They were all used, pages worn and highlighted, covers are all battered up to hell. The list includes by not limited to (and yes, these are real books):

- Rule by Secrecy: The Hidden History That Connects the Trilateral Commission, the Freemasons, and the Great Pyramids by Jim Marrs
- The Illuminati Papers by Robert Anton Wilson
- The Immaculate Deception: The Bush Crime Family Exposed by Russell S. Bowen
- Dark Alliance: The CIA, the Contras, and the Crack Cocaine Explosion by Gary Webb
- The Christ Conspiracy: The Greatest Story Ever Sold by Acharya S
- Alien Agenda by Jim Marrs
- Disclosure : Military and Government Witnesses Reveal the Greatest Secrets in Modern History by Steven M. Greer

Along with a note:

Bosses-
Figured you could use some light holiday reading to find out the truth behind what is really going on in the world. I made notes and highlighted the best parts.
Vanessa
 Presents Because Olivia Demands Them
Caleb Morley
7:51pm, December 14, 2005
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We don't celebrate this at the Morley house. But Olivia loves gifts and if she doesn't get them even a vampire can feel the temperature difference in the bedroom.

Olivia: Two new whorish nightgowns made in Paris. A basket of bath oils and soaps because she loves her bubble baths. And a brochure showing a hotel suite Buenos Aires.

Edmund: A ride on train and track that can be laid all over the house. Some jeans and a big stuffed horse the size of a real pony.

Kevin: Trip for two to Europe to tour all the great art galleries.

Christina: Nissian 350Z with a big red bow on it.

The Band: Each gets a dinner for them and their family to a resturante of choice in LA and then two days at the land of the Mouse.

 Presents
Delia St. Martin
5:22am, December 15, 2005
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Each one comes with a card and should be delivered this week.

Gerri: Sketches for an in home recording studio/practice space. Naked presents better accepted at home alone.

Gerri Jr: Clothes, more clothes, a new baby walker bouncy thing, new bedding, things to chew and drool on.

Daneel: A signed edition of The Value of X by Poppy Z. Brite

Trevor: Box seat tickets for the show of his choice at the Hollywood Bowl.

Hope: 250$ gift certificate to Target, musical note charm bracelet with their names engraved on two charms, a hand written coupon for free babysitting anytime, the entire Cole Porter library in sheet music.

Joe: (After much debate with herself) A hand tooled cedar chest, about 12x12, inside is a very nice watch, expensive and very sturdy in case he has to bust heads at the club.

The boys: $500 dollar savings bond for each. And a big playhouse type thing. It will be delivered and set up where Hope says for it to be.

Justine: Something blue for her wedding, a pretty blue velvet keepsake box with her and Jacob's names engraved on a little plaque on top.

Jacob: A gift certificate for a well known fitter and tailor in LA. With a note that he is to get himself two nice suits for work. Shoes and all.

Babies: Their membership to the playgroup is paid for two years. And assorted baby clothes and toys.

Chuck: Tickets for two to Hedonism in Jamaica.

Jayson: A photo of them back in NY with her Big Ma. (It's one he probably hasn't seen that she found in Big Ma's stuff. Framed nicely.) And reservations for two at the Luxor for him and his new girlfriend hint hint.

Kelly: A set of very cute black jammies with her name monogrammed on them. With a note- "So cute you had to have them"

Livvie: A $200 gift certificate for a personal professional fitting and lingerie from La Perla's boutique in Beverly Hills and the promise of another sleep over hosted at her house complete with jammies pedicures and pranks.

Stephen: A very cute photo of Livvie in a pair of borrowed shorty jammies, and a very beautiful embroidered guitar strap hand made naturally.

Edmund: A knit cap that looks like a crown, a photo of him and Junior all messy and sticky from the slumber party (more for mom than baby), some little Timberline boots, a stuffed bunny like the one from the Velveteen Rabbit, other assorted baby toys and things.

Zach Slater: A card and a pair of pretty cufflinks.

Jon: A hand written coupon that says- "Redeemable at the Club. One night only special." Who knows what that means. Knowing her it'll be something cute.

Jess: Gift certificate for a day of pampering at a local dayspa.

Erica: $300 savings bond, pretty baby clothes. A tshirt that says, "My Daddy can beat up your Daddy."

Dr. Solanus: A card that simply says, "Thank you for helping me find my sister." Tucked into it is a cute picture of said sisters hugging.

Sarah Malone: A lovely pair of danging chandalier earrings and a pinup ish photo of herself.

Anyone not on the list gets cards and pies.
 
Lorne
11:16pm, December 15, 2005
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Angel: Basket of Dapper Dan hair gel with label reading: "I know you're a Dapper Dan man sweetie! xxx"

Winifred: A Fredrick's of Hollywood corset; "For all the hot nights we had, my little taco girl, remember to tease Wesley with it. Mwah!"

Wesley: A pair of joke spectacles with a red nose and moustache; "Trust me, this is what the models are wearing. Hottest item of the year. Fredie-poo will be all over you! Hehe. Just a little revenge for stealing my girl. Love ya."

Charmaine: A simple little card which inside reads; "This is a Lorne coupon, you may use this bad boy to get a free massage, make-over, Nadine-sitting session or shopping spree compliments of Lorne! I was going to get you a little cheerleader outfit for you cause I thought you'd look cute in it but then again I think your love interests would whack me and not in the good way. <3!"

Buffy: A single white rose and a small card reading; "I know you love me. Don't deny our love. I'll gladly wade in freezing water while you remain on a door warm and dry for you. Just... don't hurt me, you minx you.. xxx!"

Spike: A shirt with a bullseye in the center with The Who written on the front and a picture of Peter Townshend smashing his guitar on the back; "I saw this and thought of you. It'd look simply adorable on you. I know how rough and angry you like it and The Who just... symbolizes all of that. Merry Christmas, deary!"


Edited 5:18pm, December 15, 2005 by Lorne, author.
 
Jonathan Montgomery
11:41pm, December 16, 2005
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The presents for the ladies were picked out by Jessica, naturally, but Jon gave plenty of input. Each girl gets the item of jewelry shown with their name, a single long stemmed rose, and a gift tag reading "From the Montgomerys"



Royal Gardens employees each recieved a holiday bonus of $100. Security staff recieved new tazers. Wait staff recieved gift certificates for new shoes. And all the girls who dance recieved:

(Because every classy stripper needs a pearl necklace. LOL)

Joe Gavilian recieved a bat autographed by the one, the only, Joe DiMaggio


Spike gets a pair of black jeans and a nice button up shirt so next time, maybe he won't have to steal Jon's clothes!

Eric Solanus gets his usual from Jon. Every year he gets a yearlong subscription to every well known smut magazine out there. Playboy, Hustler, Penthouse. All the good ones.

Erica and Mollie get, naturally, a boatload of toys. Mollie gets a new bike and a little hamster to take care of. She can name it whatever she likes

Jessica Solanus, for all her hard work and dedication, gets a vacation to anywhere she wants to go in the world. She just has to name it and it will be granted to her.


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Gerri Tuscadero
11:54pm, December 16, 2005
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Sorry knuckleheads, Gerri doesn't do the holidays. The only person that gets any sort of present is Delia and its the same naked one she gets every single night, only this time, it involves a stuffed hippo, a bag of airline peanuts, and a gallon of egg nog. *winks*

 Gifts
Dr. Eric Solanus
3:44pm, December 17, 2005
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Eric isn't much in the holiday mood this year, folks. The good doc has been through a helluva lot. Meg is in a clinic in LA. He's divorced....again. Happiness just doesn't seem to be in his cards. He does get a few things however.

Stella, Nate, & Xander: Increase in their college funds and a big, huge, back yard play gym, looks like the play ground at the park.

Jon: He never has the heart to tell his buddy that the smutty things never really do much for him, not anything like a real, flesh and blood woman. But he never lets on to Jon. But Jon and Jessica gets a weekend for two at The Seasons in the Honeymoon suite.

His staff all get their bonus and dinner at The Seasons.
 Gifts
Zachery Slater
4:06pm, December 17, 2005
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Nadine: Can't list all her gifts. Have to make its own thread.

Ruby: Nice deposit in her account. Open account at her favorite clothing store at the mall.

Kelly: already got her's. Zach's old Jag and a new life.

Employees: Their bounus along with two hundred dollars in casino chips to play or cash in for the slots.

Dilbert: Though it pains him he gets Kelly's guy a year's membership at the gun club and firing range.

Edited 7:02pm, December 23, 2005 by Zachery Slater, author.
 
Ruby Espinoza
9:51pm, December 19, 2005
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First and foremost is Fry. Since he has been driving her nuts while she is trying to do her homework and stuff, she gets him a PSP so he can quietly go in the other room and rot his damn brains out.

Next, is her brother, Guy. She gets him a bus ticket and hotel accomodations for him and his stripper girlfriend so they can come visit her and Fry.

Then, you got Nadine. And she has no idea what little kids like. Plus the kid seems to have everything. She finds her one of those old school vanity tables at Goodwill, with the big oval mirror and made out of wood. Cause every kid needs one of those right? Plus, she always wanted one growing up.

She is running out of money at this point, even though she saves every bit of her allowance Zach gives her. She has to eat and she needs her meds. For Delia, since she is just about the only person that is nice to her in this whole town, she gets her one of those Betty Crocker Bake N Fill pans. So she can put like pudding filling in a cake or something. She likes to bake, it works.

Nathaniel, cause seriously, dude needs to get laid or something. He always looks so hang dog. But he works at a strip club so its hard to get him something. She ends up with just a book. The Machiavellian's Guide to Womanizing by Nick Casanova. Which, is a hilarious book!

Lastly, is Zach. She has no idea what to get the guy who has been taking care of her, even though he isn't her biological kid. So she does something special. She takes all her old photos from that cigar box in her backpack. She takes them to a photo lab to have them cleaned up and blown up. She gets a few of her baby pictures and school photos put into an album for him, along with pictures of her mother and her brother. It wasn't the priciest gift but it meant the most.
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Stage Mother
3:29am, December 22, 2005
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Gwen Thomas
-Each of the girls she worked with at the Gardens gets a pair of (real) birthstone earrings.
-Other acquaintainces get a lovely card.


Sydney Bristow
-Bossman gets a rather nice watch.


Lily Solanus (both sent anonymously)
-Meg gets a gift certificate to her favorite store.
-Eric gets a gorgeous sweater that compliments his eyes.
 Even "Ani" gave gifts this year.
Nathaniel Thaddeus Stevens
3:22am, December 24, 2005
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Ruby Espinoza - He sent her a card thanking her for the book of course yet it does him no good without a woman. And with that a $100 gift certificate for the store she once pointed out to him when he was with Becky. The sex shop downtown called "Fascinations".

Becky Morrison - He sent her a Hannakah card, of course remembering she was Jewish and as always respecting that. (He still feels bad for what happened to them but tries not to dwell on it too much) With the card he sends a necklace that looks like:

 More gifts...
Charles Lee
3:32am, December 24, 2005
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To Dr. Justine Brooks - Rent for the next six months...(Hey he's usually late and a Holiday card because he is unsure of her religious beliefs, though he does write "Happy Kwanzaa" inside for shits and giggles.)

To Delia St. Martin - He had her wedding picture of her and Gerri blown up into a huge 18x24 frame an matted nicely.

To Gerri Tuscadero - A T-shirt that reads...."Even though I'm with her, I love meat"

To Faith Davis - A card that reads...."Hey, long time no see and no beating the crap out of eachother, it's kind of missed but ya know, I've been busy with a new hot little minx named Tawny. - Biggun" Faith gets his sledgehammer that's head is wrapped in barbed wire. It was his favorite weapon when wrestling.

To Jayson Marks - A card and his porn collection, which includes a Jenna Jameson boxed set and Briana Banks collection.

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Trouble: I see how you are Deedee gets no porno :P

((Because of that...there is more))

Chuck has secretly sent Gerri and Delia a ticket to Las Vegas, where he and Tawny are awaiting in a honeymoon suite, with a camera hooked up to a huge wall-sized TV. Oh yes, home movies and watching yourself on a screen that large...who needs the collection that he gave away?

Edited 9:57pm, December 23, 2005 by Charles Lee, author.
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Becky Morrison
5:00am, December 29, 2005
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Nate gets a Rubiks' Cube, all scrambled up.

Note with it: If you can solve this, you can fix anything. Don't even think about moving the stickers.
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