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Tym
3:41am, January 16, 2006
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Cantina!
1. The deepest part of The Cantina is over 35,000 feet deep.
2. Some birds use The Cantina to orientate themselves during migration.
3. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for The Cantina, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
4. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on The Cantina.
5. The Cantina, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
6. Research indicates that The Cantina will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
7. Over 2000 people have now climbed The Cantina, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
8. The Cantina can't drink - it absorbs water from its surroundings by osmosis!
9. The first domain name ever registered was The Cantina.com.
10. The Cantina was declared extinct in 1902!
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Tym
3:42am, January 16, 2006
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[Delete] | Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tym!
1. Tym does not have toes.
2. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Tym.
3. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Tym'.
4. Tym can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
5. If you lace Tym from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
6. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Tym.
7. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Tym.
8. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Tym would protect them from evil spirits!
9. Some birds use Tym to orientate themselves during migration!
10. Ideally, Tym should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
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Mel
3:50am, January 16, 2006
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[Delete] | Ten Top Trivia Tips about Melodie!
1. Melodie cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
2. The condom - originally made from Melodie - was invented in the early 1500s.
3. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Melodie.
4. Melodie is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
5. Melodie will often glow under UV light!
6. Birds do not sleep in Melodie, though they may rest in her from time to time.
7. Melodie will always turn right when leaving a cave.
8. You share your birthday with Melodie.
9. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Melodie!
10. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Melodie.
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Quack Attack
4:00am, January 16, 2006
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| Holy mother of grapes, they know me too well |
Uncle Det
7:57am, January 16, 2006
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[Delete] | 1. Banging your head against Detjen uses 150 calories an hour!
2. Grapes explode if you put them inside Detjen.
3. In Chinese, the sound 'Detjen' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
4. The deepest part of Detjen is over 35,000 feet deep.
5. Detjen can't sweat.
6. Detjen is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
7. Donald Duck's middle name is Detjen.
8. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Detjen.
9. You can tell if Detjen has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.
10. If you chew gum while peeling Detjen then it will stop you from crying.
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Andrew Marsh
10:45am, January 16, 2006
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[Delete] | 1. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Andrew Marsh.
2. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Andrew Marsh.
3. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Andrew Marsh'!
4. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Andrew Marsh fighting underground.
5. Andrew Marsh was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
6. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Andrew Marsh.
7. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Andrew Marsh.
8. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Andrew Marsh!
9. Andrew Marsh, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
10. Andrew Marsh has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
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| Triva about Forceflow-tap |
Forceflow-tap
6:39am, January 27, 2006
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[Delete] | Ten Top Trivia Tips about Forcflow-tap!
Forcflow-tap can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Forcflow-tap!
If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Forcflow-tap.
Forcflow-tap has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
Forcflow-tap has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
Forcflow-tap can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
About 100 people choke to death on Forcflow-tap each year!
Forcflow-tap is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Forcflow-tap.
Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Forcflow-tap.
Forcflow-tap can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
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