Katya
10:39pm, March 28, 2005
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Books you'll never find in a Bookstore:
A Complete List Of All the Things That Are Still Pending
A List Of People Who Mean Well
A Streetcar Named K.I.T.T.
A Treasury Of Poorly Understood Ideas
Celebrities We Wish Had Flown with John Denver
Celebrities You Just *Know* are Pedophiles
Controlling Fear Without Getting Frightened
Hitler: A Chorus Line
Home Medical Experiments to Perform on Cute Little Bunny Rabbits
Homoerotic Militia Groups
How To Seem Intelligent
How To Start a Range War
How To Turn Unbearable Pain Into Extra Income
Mimes, the Musical
New Addresses & Identities of Relocated Mob Informants and CIA Undercover Operatives
Reasons Breasts are More Important than Brains
Recipes for Dog
Self Mutilation As an Attention Getter
Sexual Fetishes of Fortune 500 Executives
Signs Scientology is a Huge, Stinking Load of Crap
Six Cities No One Has Ever Been To
Sixty-four Good Reasons For Giving Up Hope
Skeletons in Mother Theresa's Closet
The Intravenous Cookbook
The Wrong Underwear Can Kill
Things Allah Did on His Vegas Vacation
Things No One Can Help
Tremble Your Way To Fitness
Ways Madonna Is Different from *The* Madonna
Ways the Ku Klux Klan Would Be Different if Ellen DeGeneres were Grand Wizard
Ways to Taunt Crips & Bloods
The World's Shortest Books
"How to Sustain a Musical Career" by Art Garfunkel
"My Plan to Find the Real Killers" by OJ Simpson
"Strom Thurmond: Intelligent Quotes"
"The Book of Virtue" by Bill Clinton
"Things I wouldn't do for Money" by Dennis Rodman
"To all the Men I've Loved Before" Ellen DeG.
Al Gore: The Wild Years
Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific
DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
Easy UNIX /* GCFL: come on! it's not that difficult! :-) */
Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance
Everything Men Know About Women
Everything Women Know About Men
George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names
Human Rights Advances in China
Staple Your Way to Success
The Amish Phone Book
The Differences Between Reality and Dilbert
THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD by Bill Gates
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Children's Book Titles We'll Never See
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All Dogs Go to Hell
Babar Meets the Taxidermist
Bi-Curious George
Chairman Mao's Little Golden Book
Charlie And The Great Glass Catheter
Child's Garden Of Nazi War Crimes
Curious George And The Sucking Chest Wound
Curious George In The Greyhound Station Men's Room
Dad's New Wife, Timothy
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
Grandpa Gets a Casket
Great Day For Crack
Green Eggs And Samonella
Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do Book
How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
My First Book Of Marquis De Sade
Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games
Some Kittens Can Fly!
Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse
Strangers Have the Best Candy
Tales Of A Fourth Grade Crossdresser
Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets
That's It! I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
The Popup Book of Human Anatomy
The Rabid Little Puppy
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
Where The White Supremacists Are
Whining, Crying and Kicking to Get Your Way
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
You Are Different and That's Bad
You Were an Accident
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