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Strategic Removal
Dmitry Arkadeyevich Popov 2:20am, August 02, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	If you need someone destroyed, contact the Treadstone Organization. With a highly trained and specialized group of operatives, we will get the job done regardless of the difficulty. Contact Dmitry Popov for service.
*Incoming Transmission*
Zan'ul Forgon 7:24am, August 03, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	I am willing to offer this Treadstone Organization 3,500 credits. Picture of Slider appearsThis man, known as Slider to the residents of this planet, had once stolen something very valuable from my business...I do not look highly upon this man yet I wish for him to be brought to me alive Coordinates of where to bring him are inputed here

Buzz 11:58am, August 03, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	The Full Metal Jackals do not look kindly on having memebers targeted for "extraction". I suggest you withdraw your offer and cut your losses, lest more misfortune befall you and those the Treadstone organization have sent.
Offer Denied.
Adrian Matvey 7:13pm, August 03, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	You want us to capture Slider for 3500? We are a very serious group. The amount of money that would be spent on the gear needed to complete this operation would greatly exceed 3500. And we do not "eliminate" our competition. We beat them.
Contract
Atticon 1:08am, August 04, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	Here is my proposition. Eliminate a man named Victor Asremotti, and do so swiftly. Until you do so you won't see a single credit. Do so and you will be compensated with more than you could possibly ever imagine.
Proposition
Buzz 3:25am, August 04, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	Eliminate a Mr. No Beard the Pirate, and his first mate Jhonny "Aiiirrr!" longshanks-The Autistic scourge of the seven seas. Doing so will net you your weight in a semi-precious meat product, not to exceed half of it's fresh market price.
Remission
Zan'ul Forgon 3:30am, August 04, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	I am willing to up the anty to a fee of 9,000 credits...And an additional amount of 4,000 if you bring me his pulse pistol undamaged..SLider on the other hand may be beaten, broken...But alive.End transmission

Atticon 1:48am, August 11, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	... will you be so kind as to grace me with a response ?

Dmitriy Arkadeyevich Popov 7:54pm, August 11, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	Mr. Atticon, we require a solid figure, otherwise how do we know you will pay up?
Pricing
Dmitriy Arkadeyevich Popov 10:38pm, August 11, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	I apologize for any delays. I have been... otherwise occupied ((on vacation L)) for the past few days. I have devised a pricing scale. First there is a "consultation" fee of 500 credits. This is in order for us to perform rudementary reconaissance on the target, i.e. tell where they live, security precautions they have in place, etc. Unfortunately we are solely a planet-wide organization, as our budget does not allow for space travel. We require half the bounty paid before we undertake an operation, to make sure no one cuts and runs once we perform the task. The final price will determine on how much time, manpower, and money we needed to spend in order to complete the removal. Hopefully this clears up any misunderstandings, if not, contact me.

Sir Mike Of Decoyness 11:52am, August 12, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	OOC: I dunno who you are, Mr. Assassin... But I want in on this damnit!

Dmitriy Arkadeyevich Popov 11:25pm, August 12, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	OOC: Go ahead, Mike, fine with me. Buzz will be happy to note that No Beard and his accomplice have choked to death on chocolate covered pickles.

Atticon 1:12am, August 13, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	very well, i will meet with you and we shall further discuss my needs

Dmitriy Arkadeyevich Popov 3:04am, August 13, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	begin transmission Mr. Atticon, come to our home office located in Thorn Spark's marine base for further negotiations. end transmission
Bounty
Mannorawk 4:37pm, August 14, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	cue giant holographic head that all of mos eiesly can here and see...floating in the sky People of tatooine. I am offering a reward of 54 million credits to whoever eliminates the Full Metal Jackals. Also I want the vampire, Pardamual captured and sent to these coordinates sends coords. for an additional 60 million the holographic head dissapears....meanwhile not too far away...cut to an image of shocktroopers gearing up for war* Edited 11:41am, August 14 by Mannorawk, author.

Toxic Marsh 6:00am, August 15, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	a choppy transmission that appears to be recorded from his wrist is shown, Toxic seems to be in a small villiage of some sort Bounty hunter? Please, you guys are small fries thinking you can make a name for yourselves on Tatooine. You're just like the rest of them. If you want Pardamual or the Full Metal Jackals then you have to get through me first, and no matter how "professional" you think you are, you don't stand a chance. transmission ends
Toxic Tard
Adrian Matvey 10:34pm, August 15, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	Toxic, I don't know who you think you are, but you don't even stand a chance, three of our operatives can drop you at 500 yards with ease... Edited 10:11pm, August 15 by Adrian Matvey, author.

Dmitriy Arkadeyevich Popov 8:15pm, August 16, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	OOC: Just so people know, if you want to join my group, just talk to me about it, I'm always open to recruits.
Obey the Spider!
Buzz 1:06am, August 18, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	cue giant holographic head of Mannowark that all of mos eiesly can here and see...floating in the sky People of Mos Eisley! The Full Metal Jackals are no longer a concern of yours or mine, I hereby recind my Previous offer of 54 Million Credits for their capture, and the 60 million for the Vampire Paradamual as well! his booming voice squeaks at the end of that I inste-Hold on, PHONE! FURTHERMORE, I demand from each city, nubile young boys! They Are to Be deliv.....I...no, No....His pants were on. So what if the crotch was missing? They're still pants, aren't The...oh, it's still....on. cue giant holographic Slider and buzz, next to mannowark's head {slider} Sorry Folks, We couldn't take this any longer {Buzz} Amateurs like this shouldn't be taken seriously. We're sorry.... they turn around and then BAM! They moon the giant head and incidentily, The city They do the Butt wave {unison} Neener neener Neener! Neener Neener Neeener! Followed by the sound of massive flatulence, and a good strong (and warm) wind blowing through the city streets (No smell...just thought I'd clarify) {Mannowark} I no AHHHH!!! the giant head is blown out of view, Slider and Buzz replace their britches image fades into nothing with Slider and buzz lighting up cigars and waving

Anonymous 3:08am, August 25, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	Do you have AIM, I need t talk with you.
OOC
Buzz 3:33am, August 26, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	I'm assuming you're reffering to Dmitry when you ask about AIM, but for the sake of clarity, could you be specific?

William Quijano 11:32pm, August 26, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	(Felt the need to scare Toxic pissless) Mr. Marsh, you assume that I will not return to finish what I have started... You are a marked man.
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Mark Bishop 1:23am, August 28, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	((... thats very sad... so what about his will ?))

Dmitriy Arkadeyevich Popov 4:00pm, August 29, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	My AIM name is Vertigo396... it's posted with all the other ones, you know.

Dmitriy Arkadeyevich Popov 5:40am, September 03, 2004 [Edit] [Delete]	((Since school is starting up again soon, and I was forced to take honors classes this year, I probably won't be on as much. So don't hurt me. Please. Oh, and on another note, Adrian Matvey, my second-in-command who has been grounded, was ungrounded today, but the computer in their household is getting redone, so it'll be a while yet before I can finally do something. Thanks, and remember, don't hurt me.))
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