Lucas Wolenczak
11:31pm, January 24, 2009
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The Next Big Pod Race Has Arrived! That's right, folks! This is for all you space jockys, speeder bike enthusiest, thrill seekers, speed junkies, and the insane!
The racing consortium of Tatooine has voted to hold a pod race near our beautiful city of Mos Eisly! Despite the recent bombings by the Kaelton Loyalists, a race to unite and uplift the spirits of Tatooine's citizens would prove to be a great moral asset to our survival in these difficult times.
If you tap the See it now! button on your screen, You'll see a view of the Mos Espa course to give you an idea of what to expect. of course, the actual track won't be released until a day or so before the race so no participant has the upper hand...or paw, or tenticle, or claw. I can tell you that it will be a race of epic proportions! The racers will find such dangers as Sarlacc pits, Tuskin Raiders, skateingly narrow canyon paths, cheating backstabbing opponants, and concessions supplied by the Hutts.
The race is schedualed for the last day of the Suns cycle (That would be the last day of January for the Humans, the middle of Ya'ka'tar'da for the Gamorians, two days before Glimplik Char for the Rodians, and any time during hunting season for the Jawas.)
Bring your ID and pod registration to the Racing Consortium building on Shinra Row and sign up to win a credit chit for Five-Hundred Thousand in your choice of currency! Slots are limited. JOIN TODAY!
A small piece of pleasure in a world gone mad.
Race to a brighter future!
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*fine print* All contestants must be registered in order to participate. Family of Race Consortium employees are ineligable to compete unless sponsered by a member of a neighboring racing consortium in system that has not been paid off by a member of the TRC. Participants with more than two arms, four tenticles, and three eyes must sign four separate D36 forms to be filed under possible litegation action on unfair advantages. Droids must be owned. Said owner must show current documentation of ownership and sign form 38.6 of the Artificial Intelligence Act accepting all responsiblity for the droid and its actions. Slaves must be represented by their owners with legal documentation of ownership. Humans can apply, but we wouldn't recommend it. Speed Hackers will be dishonerably disqualified. Article 645 of the TRC contract (Tatooine Racing Consortium) states that no one may hold the consortium responsible for injuries, emotional stress, accidents, sabatoge, sudden diseases, slave murder, droid malfunction, or death. Participants must sign a waver acknowledging the mortal peril these races intail and submit to a phycological evaluation.
Except from the TRC Race Law version 10.5. Void where probited.
Edited 11:52pm, January 24, 2009 by Lucas Wolenczak, author. |
