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11:42pm, December 20, 2008
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It has been reported that an expansive contract has been reported this week that the Kukai Foundation has established an exclusive and expansive trade deal with three of the galaxies biggest manufacturers, Kaut Drive Yards, Corellian Engineering Corporation, and Sienar Fleet Systems, to offset their already well rounded industrial sectors. With the movement of the once space bound colony to the Lunar surface of the infamous AngelEye moon business is expected to expand to greater proportions raising their standings amongst the galaxies Forbes listing. The contract and advancements are expected to increase trade through the already well combated Tatoo Solar System.
Mélange prices are down! Whether part a hiccup in the market or the efforts of anti drug campaigns through various organizations and factions Mélange usage has dropped an exceeding margin of 35%. Ridiculous as it may seem numbers, through the perception of those who read the information may always lie while telling a cold truth.
People are dying.
They are usually convinced to abandon a habit by other without understanding the unfortunate and fatal outcome. With recent declines the Kukai Foundation has strived to make its Mélange production safer for all of its loyal usages while striving to mitigate the often fatal results of withdrawal. Mélange as many of you well know is responsible for many wonderful things. Common results may vary but typically included, prolonged life span, hardier health – a more robustness living, and for some an expansion of the mind. The one and only downside to the usage of Mélange as seen thus far results not from usage but the lack there of. Prolonged withdrawal from mélange usage common results in an extremely long and painful death….
Something we just don’t want.
The Kukai Foundation Advanced research and Development department believes they have found a better way!
Through usage of an advanced treatment process this factor of withdrawal has been negated giving rise to a new Mélange. The claim is, usage of this new Mélange will not only allow a user to quit whenever they want but also help enable any user of the current Mélange brand to be able to stop as well. Now, they say they know what we’re thinking… that its horribly counterproductive to enable us to quit when as a business that receives most of its profits from the usage of this particular substance they should be trying to get us to use more. But they’ve ensured us that that’s exactly what they don’t want. They claim they want a market friendly costumer who enjoys reveling in such substances without fear of being used or taken for a ride by business or any of their competition. Meaning pretty soon, all mélange, will be replaced with this new Ultra-mélange. Enabling their customer base to be freer in their selection and usage at their own pace and need. They estimate that this marketing approach, while unusual, will increase their profit margins by 45% without the need of raising costs or the fear of forcefully addicting those who don’t want to be.
I’m afraid that’s all the news for today.
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Edited 12:18am, December 21, 2008 by Business News, author. |
