Xepp Yilter
2:46pm, October 26, 2007
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[Delete] | *A salesman is seen walking through a dingy alleyway as two scumbags duke it out.*
{Tough guy, huh? Think you're a big man? Settle your disputes the honorable way? Well, a dingy back alley is no place for you! [Really? Okay!]}
*The guy turns to the camera.*
{Hi. I'm Trev Greshner, and I'm here to tell you about the new Mos EIsley Combat Arena. Bored with your job? Bounty Heads not as lucrative as you'd like? Just itchin' for a good, ol' fashioned brawl- -or do you miss the thrill of gambling? If any of these things interest you, come down to the Mos Eisley Combat Arena!}
*The shot changes to that of the two scumbags looking like buffed up gladiators, wearing armor and weilding vibroweapons as they clash in the middle of a large ring, surrounded by cheering fans. The commercial also starts to showcase some of the rooms that Trev talks about*
{Opening next Friday, the MECA contains both close-quarters, and ranged combat, along with training grounds for contestants! Come and gamble on the outcome of a match, or just to enjoy the sport of armed combat! And if you're really daring, come and sign up! We pay excellent to all combatants, whether it be for public entertainment or if you're looking to settle a grievence!}
*The shot now shows two guards fighting it out, with a woman looking on in the background. Later, it shifts to a man about to be run through by a large mace, but as it strikes him, a shield flares up and knocks both combatants onto the ground. One gets back up, the winner, the other is KOed, but obviously alive.* And best of all, we've installed state-of-the-art security measures, to ensure that our amature contestants wont die on us! } *Now it shows a bunch of scientists in a booth watching the fight and rigging up forcefields.*
*Then it cuts back to the salesman, standing outside of the Arena.* {So come on down, fight to the death (or not!), prove yourself- -or just come to watch. Either way, you're gauranteed to have a good time at the Mos Eisley Combat Arena! Located on senic Shinra Row, right past Tevrin's Good Time Holistics Shop!}
*As the commercial ends, it'd show a bunch of legal mumbo jumbo. Also, a 'street team' of young urchins would flow throughout the city, posting flyers, asking for combat, that sort of thing.* |
