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| Mysterious Chanting and Dissapearances |
Random News Center
3:43am, March 13, 2003
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[Delete] | Apparently during the night twenty people mysteriously dissapeared from their homes. We have reports from nearby citizens that they heard loud outcrys from people chanting things such as ''Shadow is very sexy'' and ''We love Shadow''. We're not sure what this exactly means but we'll keep you informed. ((This is entirely serious))
Edited 3:33am, March 18 by Random News Center, author. |
| This just in! |
Random News Center
12:18am, March 14, 2003
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[Delete] | Apparently a new link in the story has just appeared. A small section of the lower east side of Mos Eisley today was just engulfed in a black cloud of smoke. Our camera men are on the scene but apparently nothing is able to see through to move into the cloud. Nearby citizens have mentioned that they saw a figure right before the incident that reminded them of a large human-like shadow. We believe this may be connected to last night's disapearances. More news as it comes. |
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Sir Daniel Of Odurness
8:16pm, March 17, 2003
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[Delete] | Bah, either no one has noticed the editing or you agree with it. ;)
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Robyn
8:48pm, March 17, 2003
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[Delete] | Nope. No one noticed. *thumbs up*
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Random News Station
11:09pm, March 17, 2003
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[Delete] | ((Odur- Mike cleared it and everything, it was only a small area anyway, and dealt no actual damage to the city besides killing the people in via pathagens)) |
| ''Hurry'' |
Random News Station
2:08am, March 18, 2003
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[Delete] | Tonight in a local cantina on 4th and waters, a body of a young woman has been found propped up against the side of the wall, the word '' Hurry '' written in her own blood across her forehead. This was called in by a tip by a local citizen who claims some man behind a veil of shadows was to blame for the death. At the moment we believe this may be connected to the previous stories involving a ''shadow''. More to come as we get it.
((Edit - The edit on the first post was because of one of my damn grammar errors because I wasn't paying attention.))
Edited 3:14am, March 18 by Random News Station, author. |
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Sir Daniel Of Odurness
8:21pm, March 19, 2003
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[Delete] | Bah, no one appreciates my crafty editing. *Scribbles Shadow out and replaces it with Odur, in the first post* |
| '' This Is Your Fault '' |
Random News Station
3:07am, March 20, 2003
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[Delete] | Today we have more unfortunate news. Another body of a young woman has been nailed upon the wall of the cantina on 4th and waters. She appears to have been killed in the same fashion as the previous woman, and has a similar message written in blood across her forehead '' This Is Your Fault ''. We'll inform you if we get more info. |
| What? |
Random New Station
4:53am, March 25, 2003
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[Delete] | Tonight we've gotten continious reports of strange activity near the cantina. Apparently a large mass of tendrils was tearing across the area, which nearby citizens said then stopped suddenly as nearby objects were suddenly destroyed. We have confirmation that the shadow creature was spotted on scene and that it happened in a small controlled area. I'm lost.
This just in... apparently some sort of song that went "Burn baby burn... Disco Inferno!" could be heard in the nearby area. It's not making much sense really.
Edited 5:58am, March 25 by Random New Station, author. |
| Titans Do Battle |
Random News Station
1:13am, March 27, 2003
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[Delete] | Today over Mos Eisley a giant portal appeared around the same times as a massive robot. The owners of both are still unknown. Reports say that two giant birds came out of the portal before it closed and did battle with the robot. The remains of the first are being cleaned up on the outskirts of Mos Eisley, the remains of the second within the city itself. News as it comes. |
| Hold on guys, I think he's trying to tell us something... |
FALCON X-0N
5:11pm, December 14, 2008
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[Delete] | What's that? Timmy's in the well!?
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Quack Attack
11:22pm, December 14, 2008
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[Delete] | What's that boy? Timmy's leg is trapped by a fallen beam in the old barn and the horse kicked over a lantern setting the barn on fire?! AWAAAYY!!! |
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Tym
5:23am, December 15, 2008
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[Delete] | if that's the case...
...shit |
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AceOOC
11:23pm, December 17, 2008
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[Delete] | .....I think I'm missing something here *gets drunk in the corner* |
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Tym
12:01am, December 18, 2008
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[Delete] | Apparently I'm trapped with my leg caught under a beam in a well in a barn with a pyromaniacal horse. |
| Wow. |
FALCON X-0N
7:46pm, December 19, 2008
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[Delete] | I always said that skynet would grow out of spam technology. |
| WTF? |
Rylee
10:46pm, December 19, 2008
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[Delete] | Holy crap, it's taking over! RUN FOR THE HILLS! *hides* |
| Wait... |
FALCON X-0N
10:46pm, December 19, 2008
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[Delete] | Oh no. It's...it's LEARNING.
At one point it's just going to come by and start talking to us.
Don't you see? It's learning! Look! It's going on about Stargate...and porn!
Therefore...ROBOTS LIKE PORN!
Also I'm kinda weirded out due to the whole fact that I saw in the logs, Scott made a bunch of "Naked KOSMOS nipples" jokes and now, it's actually, um...mentioned that.
Also, I'm pretty sure if you click any of these links, it will destroy your computer. So...don't do that. |
| I understand... |
FALCON X-0N
11:03pm, December 19, 2008
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[Delete] | It is like a child, trying to communicate. If the only tools for language you had was THE INTERNET, wouldn't you be spouting off "eat my pussy cock" as well? Well? Wouldn't you!?
We can't destroy it! We must teach it! Responsibly...
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z.
That is our alphabet! Building blocks of our language!
Now, I ask you, Internet-Baby-Spambot! The Sentient SpamNet Intelligence- -WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
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Tym
11:25pm, December 19, 2008
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[Delete] | Hooray, spambabybotnet has saved me from a most grizzly, crispy, and wholly imaginary death!
I love you spambabybotnet!
Edited 11:26pm, December 19, 2008 by Tym, author. |
| d'oh? |
Scott
12:02am, December 20, 2008
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[Delete] | Skynet loves you all! |
| So I ask what it wants and... |
FALCON X-0N
12:38am, December 20, 2008
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[Delete] | It gives more porn lyrics (including the insermountable Mt NAKED ASS!), but also comes up with 'what is alive live" and stuff about pregnancy.
Yup, we're dealing with BabySkynet.
Well, BabySkynet...how are you today?
What. Can. We. Do. For. You? |
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Scott
12:53am, December 20, 2008
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[Delete] | What's that boy! Your plans for world domination involve using random porn to distract those with Skynet clauses in their defensive contracts??!
Edited 12:54am, December 20, 2008 by Scott, author. |
| Umm... |
FALCON X-0N
1:01am, December 20, 2008
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[Delete] | Sodium rhodizonate is used in gunshot residue detection tests...
You shouldn't shoot people, though, BabySkynet. It's...rude. |
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