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 What if Toxic was Real?
Andrew Marsh
4:36am, February 27, 2004
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This is a very interesting look that Shadow and I had on IM at what the world would be like if Toxic was a real person

Shadow: CNN Report : Toxic Marsh has recently captured the FBI's most wanted
Andy: CNN: ...All of them
Shadow: CNN: In other news, Toxic Marsh has recently recovered kidnapped children everywhere
Shadow: CNN: Toxic Marsh.. again... has also brought in all the top fugitives not currently on the FBI most wanted list
Shadow: CNN: This probally because Toxic has already captured everyone on thagt list
Shadow: This is*
Andy: CNN: Toxic Marsh... wins the presidency in a landslide victory
Andy: CNN: and was knighted
Shadow: CNN: Ironically Toxic Marsh has become Vice President... the other Toxic Marsh that is
Shadow: CNN: Reports indicate the two regularly switch jobs as they can't even tell the difference anyway
Andy: *CNN shows a clip of the Toxics high fiving* "The losses of the other candidates isn't as ugly as.... {YOUR FACE!}"
Shadow: lol
Shadow: CNN: This just in, New York City is gone
Andy: "oops... {our bad...}"
Shadow: CNN: Uh.. yea- fiz** THIS IS CONTROL
Shadow: I WILL GET THE SWORDS TOXIC
Andy: CRAP! {I mean uhhh... CRAP!}
Shadow: *Picture switches to Whit and Sonja collared* You have one day to bring me the good sword or... clushweg
Shadow: Setreal: Us not you
Shadow: Control: *Evil laugh*
Shadow: *screen fades*

Andy: *The Toxics look at eachother* {CLONE!} I am NOT a clone!
Andy: *The Toxics do the presidently thing, and hide in the white house*
Shadow: ID4 style white house goes boom
Andy: *They Die, and in the afterlife...* {Hey... you weren't a clone from hell! {Waaait a second... We are IN hell!" GAHHHH! {GAHHHH!}
Shadow: Shadow : *Cracks knuckles* Greetings gentlemen
Andy: H-hey man! {Sorry about that whole trying to kill ya' bit} Yeah, we were just uhhh... {BORED!}
Shadow: Shadow : Bored... your face
 
Shadow
4:38am, February 27, 2004
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We're just cool like that
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