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Bounties, bounties, and more bounties!
Big Shot! 4:03pm, March 12, 2008 [Edit] [Delete]	*A man and a woman both grin and smile at the camera as they blatantly read off of their cue cards.* Howdy folks! How Y'all doin'? Welcome to Big Shots, the one and only Bounty Hunter program serving all of the Outer Rim Teerraterries! Shucks! We've got a whopper of a treat for you today! Right here on Tatooine, we just got word of a thundering bounty shooting across the stars! As mahny of you mahy have herrd, three nights ago the city of Mos Zabu came under attack by a number of large, walking giant robot battlemechs of an "unknown origin!" This apparent mercenary force focused their attacks across the city and conducted a highly coordinated, surgical strike on Hutt interests! In response, Wolfram and Hart has issued an official, sanctioned bounty on the behalf of the Hutts themselves! Sorry boys, looks like your robot-jocks days are numbered! Thats right! Sources say that there were seven of these robits involved in the attack: Two heavy mechs, one medium mech, two light mechs and two ultra-light mechs they prob'ly used fer recon! Nobudy knows quite who these mysterious mechers are, but their designs are more similar to the Conglomerate's mech forces than anybhudy elses, but the models are still all different! The Dee-Cee could not be reached for comment but nobudy thinks they're involved nohow! Here's the part that all you cowboys out there have been waiting for! This tag's a doozey! The bounties are as follows: Large Mechs are worth 50,000 credits each! That Medium Mech is worth a whopping 35,000! The light mechs are worth 20,000 credits! And those Ultra-light mechs are worth a solid 10,000 each! And remember, this is an official bounty, so you get an extra 500 credit bonus for each bounty head- -guess that means 'pilot,' here!- -that you bring in alive and unharmed! *Someone pushes a piece of paper tied onto a broom handle into the shot. The man snags it.* Shucks howdy! Looks like Hutts are really cheesed off at these whippersnappers! They've just released another press statement that says they're offerin' another 25,000 credit bonus to any bounty hunter or hunterss guild that brings in all seven contracts! This brings us to a possible total of 223,500 credits! *Cash register noise!* Wowweee! Remember, all bounties can be dropped off at the Sheriff's station in Mos Eisley! Well, that's all the time we have today, so, until next time, sugar! Happy huntin'! Edited 8:06pm, March 12, 2008 by Big Shot!, author.
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