Arthur P Tillman 5:39am, May 18, 2010 [Edit] [Delete] | Why, hello there settlers! Please gather round, there are still a few seats up front.
My name is Arthur P. Tillman, and I am the mayor of this town. In case you are lost this is the town of Calamity, South Dakota. If this is your final destination across these great United States, allow me to pass on a hearty welcome.
Now if you will excuse me, I have pressing matters to attend to. Please read the posters I have affixed to the wall here. Thank you.
Edited 3:13am, May 19, 2010 by Arthur P Tillman, author. |