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[22-23:33] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Bitches
[22-23:34] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Ronnnieeee, can I have a character that can incinerate pepole with his mind?
[22-23:34] 017b3, *Marc Harding : (( Justin. *Wipes his tears away* I need you tonight. Mazzik rejected my love....I need to feel accepted... ))
[22-23:34] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : I know... And everytime we think we might have something figured out, they show up with something that makes what we solved seem like the most irrelevent, useless thing.
[22-23:35] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: I'll obliterate you, Marc.
[22-23:35] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : ...It's like they're spying on my dreams...my thoughts...*blinks at Kalle*
[22-23:37] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Hell, for all we know, they could be. It's not like we've got them figured out. They could be inside our heads for all we know. *shakes her head*
[22-23:37] 017b3, *Marc Harding : (( And I love every second of you Justin. *Blows him a kiss* I love you for taking me so hard. ))
[22-23:37] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: /ignore 017b3 604800
[22-23:37] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: FUCKING IGNORE COMMAND IS OFF
[22-23:37] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: *slaps V*
[22-23:37] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : I had a plan.
[22-23:37] 1422b, 'Jen: *beats the crap out of stupid people*
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[22-23:38] 017b3, *Marc Harding : (( It's okay Justin I'm done now. ))
[22-23:39] MSG: Marc Harding sent a message to Justin Sane.
[22-23:39] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Yeah? *leans back against the wall, knees tucked into her chest. Folds her arms and rests them on her knees, and then her head on her arms*
[22-23:41] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : It's not really that good. I was just thinking...*shrugs*...maybe a way to take out the U'taris.
[22-23:43] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: ....I could very easily destroy you all.
[22-23:43] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *lifts her head* Even if it is not good, which I doubt, it's better than nothing. At the very least, might give us something to start from. What was it?
[22-23:44] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : Disruptor coils on the front of the Camelot.
[22-23:46] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *arches a brow* ...What are you saying? Are you saying you want to ram it?
[22-23:48] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : Yes. Turn the forward launch bay into a staging area for an entire assault group...penetrate the hull of the U'taris...and let them have at it. *frowns*
[22-23:49] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : I think I might have gotten too close to you... Because that sounds like a good idea to me. Insane and suicidal too, naturally, but... we don't have much choice but to take measures like that.
[22-23:51] 1422b, 'Jen: *sneaks avey*
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[22-23:52] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : I will lead the U'taris away from Corellia. You and Arghua can take a fleet there and liberate the planet. *frowns again* I'll keep the U'taris busy.
[22-23:53] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *looks doubly concerned. On one hand, worried about her home planet, and on the other, worried about Shane going and ramming into the enemy and how badly that could potentially go*
[22-23:55] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : We'll stage a simultaneous assault -- hit Corellia from space and the ground at the same time. Kliv can lead the ground troops.
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[22-23:58] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Okay... *digs into her pocket and pulls out some change. Tosses it on the ground. Takes the biggest chip and slides it to the centre* So that's Corellia. *slides two chips beside it* That's me and Arghua. And where are you and the U'taris?
[23-00:04] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : *reaches down and flicks two coins away -- toward where Unknown Space would be*
[23-00:04] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : There.
[23-00:06] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : There? Alone?
[23-00:07] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : It's not safe to keep the U'taris where it can easily get into a system...If I can get it out there and disable it...
[23-00:11] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Huh... *clearly torn* I don't... alone? I don't think that's wise. I realize we need all we can at Corellia, but I can't approve you going in there alone.
[23-00:13] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : *looks at her, ice-blue eyes staring at her* No needless casualties. U'taris will follow me. That's all we need...to get it out of there.
[23-00:15] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Okay, short-term, you're right, that would be all we need. What if something happens to you? What about the long-term?
[23-00:17] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : All the galaxy ever asked of me was my sacrifice...*smirks wryly*
[23-00:20] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : But we just got used to having you around.
[23-00:23] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : ...What a way to go, eh? *grins*
[23-00:24] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : *grabs Coltar's head in both hands and begins smushing his cheeks* I like you.
[23-00:25] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *not as amused* Funny for you. I'm the one left here to deal with it alone.
[23-00:26] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : I won't die, Vila.
[23-00:26] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : I will be so fucking pissed if you do.
[23-00:29] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : That's sweet of you to say.
[23-00:31] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : I've always been a smooth talker.
[23-00:31] 0c1b5, *Raltise : *is gonna die :(*
[23-00:34] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : So, tell me the truth. What do you think?
[23-00:35] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Honestly? *sighs a bit* Well, I hate to say it, but I think it could work.
[23-00:36] 0c1b5, *Raltise : *IS GONNA DIE*
[23-00:38] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : The only bad part about the plan is if the U'taris decides to phase-space back to the home galaxy for repairs while the Camelot is lodged in it...
[23-00:40] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Trying to disable whatever it phases with would be a pretty high priority for the people you send aboard, then. Because yes, that would be a serious kick in the pants.
[23-00:42] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : Okay. Maybe I'll go in with the assault teams and see to that. *changes the subject* Anyway, about Corellia...
[23-00:45] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Mmm? *looks down at the cred representing her home*
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[23-00:46] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : I can only see two objectives -- liberating Corellia and keeping Centerpoint safe.
[23-00:51] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : That's about right. And we'll have the two camelots and the Shard as our three strongest ships there, with the Shard a distant second to the first two, but still useful.
[23-00:54] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : On the planet, I expected Directorate and Imperium forces...but I don't do ground logistics. I'll leave that to Kliv.
[23-00:57] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *something comes to mind* Eden. Are you going to take him and his men on your ship, or leave them to fight at Corellia?
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[23-01:01] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : ...*blinks* Er...
[23-01:01] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : I...don't know?
[23-01:03] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Well, he's ready to return to your command as soon as I give it back to you. But you said you wanted to limit casualties.
[23-01:04] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : I thought perhaps I'd take it back, actually.
[23-01:04] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : You know, not wait around for you to give it to me. *grins*
[23-01:06] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *arches a brow and breaks out in a small grin. Doesn't want to jinx anything by remarking that this is more like the Coltar she knows* I'll fight you for it.
[23-01:07] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : You'll lose. My tactics are superior. *grins wider*
[23-01:08] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : OOC: o snap
[23-01:10] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : I'll just drug you and beat you up.
[23-01:10] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Who says I haven't planned for that, hmm?
[23-01:11] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : I do. I call your bluff.
[23-01:12] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Call it all you want. I'm not bluffing.
[23-01:13] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : And how do you figure you're going to counteract me drugging you?
[23-01:13] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : You won't drug me. I call your bluff.
[23-01:15] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Oh please. It's entirely something I would do.
[23-01:15] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Whatever. I win.
[23-01:18] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Bullshit.
[23-01:21] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Too late. I already called it.
[23-01:22] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : You can't just call it like that. That's ridiculous!
[23-01:23] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : You're just pissed that you didn't think of it first. I told you my tactics were superior.
[23-01:24] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : These are the tactics of a five year old. Next you'll cover your eyes and tell me I can't see you.
[23-01:33] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Whatever works. You're just bitter because I won.
[23-01:34] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : You didn't win. You saying you won doesn't make you a winner.
[23-01:36] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : What makes me the winner, then?
[23-01:36] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Legitimately winning makes someone a winner. Which you didn't do. I think I win just because you're a dork.
[23-01:36] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Yes, I think I'm right. I win by virtue of not being a dork.
[23-01:38] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : What the hell? And you said I used the tactics of a five year old?
[23-01:39] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : I had to lower myself down to your level.
[23-01:40] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Fine. *smirks* Dibs on winner.
[23-01:41] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Fine, you can be the winner. I'm winner-er.
[23-01:42] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Dibs on winner-est-er.
[23-01:43] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : That's not fair, you skipped winner-est, and went to winner-est-er immediately. That's not how it works.
[23-01:44] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Don't be jealous. We can't all be the winner-est-er.
[23-01:45] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : No, we can't. Because I'm winner-est-est. What would I care about winner-est-er? That's small time.
[23-01:45] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : There's no such thing!
[23-01:48] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : What?! Yes there is! If there's a winner-est-er, there has to be a winner-est-est!
[23-01:49] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Fine. I am the Infinity-cubed winner.
[23-01:49] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Now that's just stupid.
[23-01:51] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Sorry. I win.
[23-01:53] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : I'm not getting into this again. You think what you want. Even though you're wrong, but whatever.
[23-01:55] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : I'm wrong? Well, I thought you were right, but if I'm wrong, then that means I'm right...err...I mean...if I thought you were the winner, and I am wrong, that makes me the winner...ha! Foiled by your own logic!
[23-01:58] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *stares at him*
[23-01:58] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : *sage nod*
[23-01:59] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : I win just for not slapping you during that.
[23-02:00] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Loser.
[23-02:02] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *narrows her eyes*
[23-02:04] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Loser. Loser. Loser.
[23-02:07] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *rolls her eyes* Who's the bigger loser? The loser, or the loser that wanted to get into that loser's pants?
[23-02:08] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Which makes us both losers?
[23-02:10] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *considers for a second* Yeah, I think that's the point I'm making right now.
[23-02:10] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Okay. I can deal with that. But I'm the winning loser.
[23-02:12] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : But I just established you were the bigger loser by wanting in my pants.
[23-02:16] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : But then you wanted in my pants. Also, I imagine that's where you're eventually trying to steer this conversation.
[23-02:17] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : That doesn't change the fact that you wanted first. And... I've got nothing for the second one. You've got me there. *smirks*
[23-02:20] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : You know these rooms are monitored by holocams.
[23-02:21] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : They usually are. This one isn't.
[23-02:22] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : What the hell? What if I caught on fire?
[23-02:23] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : I had them turned off right before I came in here. I'm not retarded, Shane.
[23-02:24] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Of course not.
[23-02:25] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : No one needs to see what goes on between us. Not the fighting or the loving. The galaxy would fall to its knees and weep for its own fate.
[23-02:26] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : *smirks...scoots over on his bed*
[23-02:27] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *joins him. What a messed up little pair they are*
[23-02:30] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : *wraps an arm around her*
[23-02:33] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *leans into him, resting her head on her shoulder* And this is why you can't die. Anyone else would have me committed.
[23-02:34] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : I'm still pondering it.
[23-02:37] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Who'd believe you? I'm a pillar of common sense and a very grounded human being.
[23-02:37] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : I have vids.
[23-02:39] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : ...What?
[23-02:39] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Nothing.
[23-02:41] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Are you serious?
[23-02:42] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Of course.
[23-02:43] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Vids of what exactly?
[23-02:45] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Remember our vacation out to the asteroid resort?
[23-02:46] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *jaw drops a little* Oh my.
[23-02:47] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Indeed. Like I said, I have vids.
[23-02:48] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *silent for a moment*
[23-02:48] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : We should watch those sometime.
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[23-02:51] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Of course. I sent Bret a copy.
[23-02:51] 017b3, *Marc Harding : (( *Wants a copy* ))
[23-02:51] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : You're lying.
[23-02:52] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Okay. *smiles and closes his eyes*
[23-02:54] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : You better be lying.
[23-02:55] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : But I'm not. I figured it would be a nice birthday present.
[23-02:56] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : You think you're funny, but you're not. *dryly*
[23-02:57] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : I'm not being funny.
[23-03:00] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Shut up.
[23-03:02] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : Okay. *curls up on her shoulder, yawning*
[23-03:05] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *smiles, curling up back against him. I am so the winner.*
[23-03:08] 38ae5, *Navy-General Coltar : *tilts his head, giving her a quick kiss before sleep overtakes him. Sleeps fitfully, dreams of Ne'Kressis cutting open his head and stealing his thoughts and dreams, dissecting them to learn how he works, his inner-most secrets. Frets the night away...GONE*
[23-03:09] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *dreams of whether she should wear her hair up or down for the battle of Corellia. Frets as well, because that's a big decision. GONE*
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[23-08:06] 4d353, *Falcon24 : *reads logs*
[23-08:07] 4d353, *Falcon24 : Watching Coltar and Kalle argue like first graders is absolutely hilarious.
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[23-08:17] 9d4d2, Mr. J: I think our great admirals are about the age of a tenthgrader.
[23-08:17] 9d4d2, Mr. J: High-Admiral drama queen more like it.
[23-08:18] 9d4d2, Mr. J: I will destroy them!
[23-08:18] 4d353, *Falcon24 : Hahahaha
[23-08:18] 4d353, *Falcon24 : Grand Admiral Red is totally more awesome.
[23-08:18] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Falcon you will help me.
[23-08:19] 9d4d2, Mr. J: *Could so stop the Nekressis at corellia.*
[23-08:19] 4d353, *Falcon24 : Why?
[23-08:20] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Why? Because I'm a badass ground tactician.
[23-08:22] 4d353, *Falcon24 : as who
[23-08:22] 9d4d2, Mr. J: as me!
[23-08:22] 9d4d2, Mr. J: But I do need to make a commander character
[23-08:25] 4d353, *Falcon24 : lol
[23-08:25] 4d353, *Falcon24 : i will be playing as Raltise :(
[23-08:25] 4d353, *Falcon24 : and i will die :(
[23-08:25] 4d353, *Falcon24 : psst victor warren's gonna die soon apparently
[23-08:26] 4d353, *Falcon24 : cause everyone hates him
[23-08:26] 9d4d2, Mr. J: sweet
[23-08:26] 4d353, *Falcon24 : not sweet :( it is a testament to mob mentality
[23-08:27] 9d4d2, Mr. J: But yes. My Jedi can't participate in the ground battle so its up to my Commander
[23-08:27] 9d4d2, Mr. J: To stop the nekressis
[23-08:27] 4d353, *Falcon24 : "boo so-and-so has a super powerful character who can actually beat up my invincible Jedi and we all know that Jedi are supposed to be total badass and not be able to be harmed! let's kill him!"
[23-08:28] 4d353, *Falcon24 : i mean he was meant to be a throw-away character anyway but why people gotta complain and speed up the process
[23-08:29] 9d4d2, Mr. J: I'll admit, it was fun fighting victor
[23-08:29] 4d353, *Falcon24 : bleh i just want his death to be awesome and on the 6'oclock holonews
[23-08:30] 4d353, *Falcon24 : like a hardcore showdown
[23-08:30] 9d4d2, Mr. J: *ponders going to the library today.*
[23-08:30] 4d353, *Falcon24 : the library is overrated
[23-08:30] 9d4d2, Mr. J: It has books
[23-08:30] 9d4d2, Mr. J: plus its only for a little bit
[23-08:31] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Then I'm gonna go hang out at the video game store.
[23-08:32] 4d353, *Falcon24 : awesome
[23-08:32] 4d353, *Falcon24 : video games are awesome.
[23-08:32] 4d353, *Falcon24 : you know i have never played kotor :( i need to get it for pc
[23-08:32] 9d4d2, Mr. J: or at drews...and play video games.
[23-08:33] 9d4d2, Mr. J: haha that's so wierd
[23-08:33] 9d4d2, Mr. J: *Was about to say he was going to play KOTOR today*
[23-08:33] 4d353, *Falcon24 : :O
[23-08:33] 4d353, *Falcon24 : GET OUT OF MY HEAD
[23-08:33] 9d4d2, Mr. J: You were in my head!
[23-08:34] 4d353, *Falcon24 : Ewww.
[23-08:34] 4d353, *Falcon24 : I would never.
[23-08:34] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Yeah well. You couldnt handle what's in my head. Deep thoughts and such. and girls. Always girls.
[23-08:35] 4d353, *Falcon24 : Boobies.
[23-08:36] 9d4d2, Mr. J: word. Boobies make life worth living.
[23-08:36] 4d353, *Falcon24 : I agree. They're pretty awesome.
[23-08:37] 9d4d2, Mr. J: yeah.
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[23-08:37] 9d4d2, Mr. J: If it werent for boobies. I'd only have video games.
[23-08:37] 9d4d2, Mr. J: not saying that I have boobies..but saying that the only thing fun in life would be video games
[23-08:37] 3150e, Janie: *Morning stretches* Boobies......*giggles*
[23-08:38] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Welcome to the Falcon and J show! *Radio morning show style*
[23-08:39] 4d353, *Falcon24 : Yeah.
[23-08:39] 4d353, *Falcon24 : I wish I had some boobies right now.
[23-08:40] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Me too.
[23-08:40] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Wishing that you had boobies. not me.
[23-08:43] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Anyway. Video games rock.
[23-08:43] 9d4d2, Mr. J: agreed?
[23-08:44] 3150e, Janie: Do you just report on boobs? Or do I can te latest news & gossip?
[23-08:45] 3150e, Janie: Do you just report on boobs? Or do I can the latest news & gossip?
[23-08:45] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Latest news! There is a school. A deaf school that has cheerleaders, and they have qualified for the national competition. *Laughing* GOOOOO hahahahahahaha
[23-08:45] 3150e, Janie: I have boobies....*hides them*
[23-08:45] 9d4d2, Mr. J: On the news they just said that they lead in yells. Those have to be the funniest yells ever.
[23-08:46] 9d4d2, Mr. J: 'cause you are a girl. If ya didnt..that would be wierd
[23-08:47] 3150e, Janie: Mr.J the entry you made on the contest is just fab
[23-08:48] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Hey. It's legit.
[23-08:49] 3150e, Janie: Yup, Me Jane.......*Pounds on chest* You can always be Cheetah!
[23-08:51] 9d4d2, Mr. J: w0rd
[23-08:51] 3150e, Janie: Falcon Always gets so quiet around me. Do I make him nervous?
[23-08:51] 9d4d2, Mr. J: He gets nervous around girls.
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[23-08:54] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Behold! Its GaN!
[23-08:54] 4d353, *Falcon24 : Sry i was lookin at stuff
[23-08:54] 9d4d2, Mr. J: boobies. Falcon is n0rty.
[23-08:55] 4d353, *Falcon24 : Boobs.
[23-08:55] 4d353, *Falcon24 : J: The other day, I was holding some boobs in my hands.
[23-08:55] 3150e, Get a Name!: I'm going to Conn.soon. Scared I am going to get lost.
[23-08:55] 4d353, *Falcon24 : They were your mom's!
[23-08:55] NICK: Get a Name! changed nick to Janie.
[23-08:55] 4d353, *Falcon24 : *laughtrack plays*
[23-08:55] 9d4d2, Mr. J: *was right* Ching!
[23-08:55] 3150e, Janie: Why does my name always get removed from this!!!
[23-08:56] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Har har har. *Foghorn track plays*
[23-08:56] 9d4d2, Mr. J: What's in Conn?
[23-08:56] 3150e, Janie: Falcon, still breast feeding? *^*
[23-08:56] 4d353, *Falcon24 : From J's mom, yes.
[23-08:57] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Eww. Powdered milk.
[23-08:57] 3150e, Janie: A sex seminar ...want to join me?
[23-08:57] 4d353, *Falcon24 : Hey, she's pretty hot. I have no problem with sucking her boobs.
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[23-08:58] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Sex seminars rock!
[23-08:58] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Yeah well. You don't have to see her everyday.
[23-08:58] 3150e, Get a Name!: I'm a licensed massage therapist.
[23-08:59] 4d353, *Falcon24 : It's true, but still.
[23-08:59] 3150e, Get a Name!: ok.....changes browsers, that was annoying.
[23-08:59] NICK: Get a Name! changed nick to Janie.
[23-08:59] 9d4d2, Mr. J: That's cool.
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[23-08:59] ee1e2, Janie: Do you listen to Howard Stern?
[23-09:00] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Me? I'm far too south to hear it. I listen to Corey and Jay
[23-09:00] 9d4d2, Mr. J: www.coreyandjayshow.com
[23-09:00] 9d4d2, Mr. J: *listening online right now*
[23-09:00] ee1e2, Janie: What's the far south considered?
[23-09:01] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Arkansas.
[23-09:01] ee1e2, Janie: J call up and dedicate Falcon a love song........
[23-09:02] 9d4d2, Mr. J: That'd be retarded. *Refuses*
[23-09:02] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Falcon's lookin at boobies again.
[23-09:04] ee1e2, Janie: I don't look at porn. I saw "The girl Next door" What a stupid movie-worse than American Pie.
[23-09:05] 9d4d2, Mr. J: I watched Taking lives. Missed the part where you see angelina jolies boobs. Man I was annoyed.
[23-09:06] ee1e2, Janie: Secret Window is great, no boobs. Agent Cody was awful .
[23-09:06] ee1e2, Janie: Starsky & Hutch was heart warming.
[23-09:06] 9d4d2, Mr. J: *works at a movie theater* We have all of those.
[23-09:07] 9d4d2, Mr. J: We're getting Kill Bill 2 and that fucking rocks
[23-09:07] 9d4d2, Mr. J: but not Hellboy. I was pissed.
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[23-09:08] 4d353, *Falcon24: Stupid internet.
[23-09:08] 9d4d2, Mr. J: He is back!
[23-09:08] ee1e2, Janie: Nice job, the theatres here are so empty, they put 3 of them with like 12 flicks per theatre .
[23-09:08] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Yeah. Sure, we believe you *chortle*
[23-09:09] ee1e2, Janie: all in 2 miles of each other.
[23-09:09] ee1e2, Janie: Falcon. WB
[23-09:09] 9d4d2, Mr. J: man.
[23-09:09] 9d4d2, Mr. J: That is retarded,
[23-09:10] ee1e2, Janie: Makes it easier to sneak into to see 2 a night.
[23-09:10] 4d353, *Falcon24: ur face is retarded
[23-09:10] ee1e2, Janie: But one was a sneak preview........but no one wants to see Cold Mountain.
[23-09:10] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Ooh yeah. Burned me good on that one.
[23-09:10] 9d4d2, Mr. J: I wanted too. But we didnt get it.
[23-09:11] ee1e2, Janie: Just those accents would make me crazed.
[23-09:12] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Yankee. *From the south. Happens to like those accents.*
[23-09:12] ee1e2, Janie: J is that your St. Pattie's day piccy?
[23-09:12] ee1e2, Janie: My accent is totally New Yorker,
[23-09:12] 9d4d2, Mr. J: word.
[23-09:12] 9d4d2, Mr. J: And I must make fun of you for it. *Mocks Janie for her yankee accent.*
[23-09:13] ee1e2, Janie: *Smiles* Yea yea..dirty dird street.
[23-09:14] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Haha.
[23-09:14] ee1e2, Janie: I'm a goin -ta get ya. That's how we speak Brooklyneese
[23-09:15] ee1e2, Janie: Forgit about it Tony. That's more near the Bridge to Staten Island. Falcon, should know.
[23-09:15] 9d4d2, Mr. J: I think I have a friend in Brooklyn. one of my IRL friend's girlfriend is from brooklyn. She's comin to live here in the summer.
[23-09:15] 9d4d2, Mr. J: It was funny watchin her start to say Ya'll.
[23-09:15] 9d4d2, Mr. J: anyway on that note. I'm out
[23-09:16] 9d4d2, Mr. J: I smell like an ape and I need to shower and shave.
[23-09:16] ee1e2, Janie: Yea. What ya talkin about Dr. J, Come a here, and give me some lovin.
[23-09:16] EXIT: Mr. J has left the chat ( Deaf cheerleaders. God that's funny. GOOOAAAAAH! hAHAHAHAHA ).
[23-09:16] EXIT: Janie has left the chat ( Off to Conn. Gonna rob some rich white folks, Bye Falcon -enjoy! ).
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[23-09:25] 4d353, *Falcon24 : God I hate you, Kenny.
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[23-09:32] 99339, 'Liz: Morning..
[23-09:39] EXIT: Liz has left the chat ( 9:32am, March 23 (CST) ).
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[23-12:44] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Ya know I depise WEG and their version of the SWRPG, but I wish to hell they had finished the Rogue Squadron sourcebook...
[23-12:46] 63c64, șV : WEG did the brilliant Gundark book
[23-12:46] EXIT: Get a Name! has left the chat ( 12:36pm, March 23 (CST) ).
[23-12:46] 63c64, șV : and the Tapani Sector source material
[23-12:46] 63c64, șV : so they rocl :P
[23-12:46] 63c64, șV : -l+k
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[23-12:47] faf1a, Agent_Jedan: ((Roar))
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[23-12:47] faf1a, *Agent Jedan: ((Lesse))
[23-12:47] 017b3, *Marc Harding : They were to...liberal...with their interpertations
[23-12:49] 63c64, *Agent Korik : *Within one of the many abandoned moisture farms, he stands within the swirl of a starting sandstorm - tie flapping over his shoulder. Remains totally motionless as he waits.*
[23-12:50] d350b, *Falcon24 : helo V
[23-12:50] faf1a, *Agent Jedan: *a figure resolves against the horizon, walking towards Korik slowly*
[23-12:50] d350b, *Falcon24 : :o who is jedan
[23-12:52] 63c64, *Agent Korik : *Waits, staring straight at the figure within the fury of sand as Jedan approaches.*
[23-12:53] faf1a, *Agent Jedan: *grinds to a halt before Korik, nodding slowly*
[23-12:54] 63c64, *Agent Korik : How was.... *clicks his tongue, eyes behind the shades concentrating entirely upon Jedan in more ways than mere sight* ..Korriban?
[23-12:54] d350b, *Falcon24 : lol agent smith.
[23-12:55] faf1a, *Agent Jedan: It was... dull. Every day spent amongst these creatures is distasteful.
[23-12:56] d350b, *Falcon24 : It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it, it's repulsive.
[23-12:57] 63c64, *Agent Korik : It's repulsive impurity is now gone from the universe. Fortunately, you are now reborn - and we have much work to do to cleanse these stars.
[23-12:59] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : How have you been progressing?
[23-13:00] 63c64, *Agent Korik : Senator Nhesh is nomore. The accursed Tapani Sector will fall into chaos. Our plans are coming to fruitation. *Seems unfazed by the swirling harshness of sand.*
[23-13:01] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : *nods slowly* Excellent. What are our orders now?
[23-13:04] 63c64, *Agent Korik : *Draws one hand from behind his back, holding the look of an inferior holoprojector. Yet this one has a small oval black braced red gem attached to its underside. When it activates, it shows the projection of a sphererical object - much akin to the Death Star, within the khal'ya - only seen by those imbued within the great dominant energy.* The trap has been laid as decreed by the Council. The Bothans have proved... *clicks his tongue again* ... most helpful in providing prediction to the inferior's responses.
[23-13:05] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : The bait has been taken I assume? We are to ensure it is enticing enough?
[23-13:07] 63c64, *Agent Korik : *Nods* The New Republic must destroy this 'weapon' before its completion. We will entrap the pityful fleet in a trap akin to what the noble Emperor of this galaxy once attempted - yet we have the superiority of our forces behind us.
[23-13:09] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : It is indeed a strong move... however, will they not suspect a similarity to thier past? These creatures do have a tendancy to over analyze thier history.
[23-13:11] 63c64, *Agent Korik : *That causes him to pause for a moment.* Then we must not allow them to suspect. They must believe this is real.
[23-13:13] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : Do we have resources available to divert into this project to accredit its believablity?
[23-13:14] 63c64, *Agent Korik : The Ruling Council wishes this to work, we have the entire resources of the Imperium behind us - bar those from... Clan Shek'dai *Speaks the last word with a hint of distate, a rare spark of human emotion within him.*
[23-13:15] d350b, *Falcon24 : *must go to class :(*
[23-13:16] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : *nods* If I remember correctly, a similar effort was attempted before. We must not repeat thier idiotic failure.
[23-13:19] 63c64, *Agent Korik : Zarin will retrieve the Darksaber that has fallen into Clan Shek'dai hands. Archon Kra'gressis of Clan Har'shook has deemed it so. *Pauses, flicking the khal'ya projector off* I do not have long before I must return to improve the situation within Tapani.
[23-13:20] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : What am I to do?
[23-13:20] c063a, șMazzik : o snap
[23-13:21] d350b, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *plots out battle strategies on his dinner plate. He moves the french fry representing the Ubermensche to the ketchup blob representing Remnant space. He takes the french fry representing Zarin and eats it*
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[23-13:21] d350b, *Falcon24 : TIME FOR CLASS ps mazzik my gm won't let me make 50 after all :( he will only let me make 8
[23-13:22] 63c64, *Agent Korik : The plans were given to an Agent Archer. Last night he was broken out by an unknown assailant upon the safehouse of the Republic. Assure his safety, yet also assure we are making an attempt to retrieve these plans. Destroy Mos Espa if required.
[23-13:23] c063a, șMazzik : wtf!
[23-13:24] c063a, șMazzik : V get on MSN
[23-13:24] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : Archer? The self important clown? The irony is glorious. I will arrange the destruction of the town... a little light into the existence of these creatures.
[23-13:24] 63c64, *Agent Korik : OOC: I am. thev2000@hotmail.com
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[23-13:24] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : ((*hides MSN*))
[23-13:24] 99339, 'Liz: Isamu?
[23-13:25] 42dd6, Isamu: o.o; The plot is about as thick as cement now.
[23-13:25] 42dd6, Isamu: Yeees?
[23-13:26] 99339, 'Liz: Why do you seem so familiar? Do I know you?
[23-13:28] 42dd6, Isamu: Duh, Liz. I've only been around for years now. Papa Smurf ring bells? How about Dessy's boytoy? Though, that really isn't the case anymore.
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[23-13:29] 42dd6, Isamu: ^_^
[23-13:29] 63c64, *Agent Korik : Good. The Eclipse are nearing completion of their base of operations within this sector. *Pauses suddenly as another thought enters his head.*
[23-13:29] 99339, 'Liz: You!!!!!!!! *flying tacklehugs him*
[23-13:30] 42dd6, Isamu: *tacklehugged*
[23-13:30] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : Something else?
[23-13:31] 63c64, *Agent Korik : Sunrunner is using our technology... *Says oh so coldly.*
[23-13:32] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : *hisses* Sunrunner!? *the blank expanse that consist of his shades stares icily at Korik* How!?
[23-13:33] 99339, 'Liz: How are you?
[23-13:33] 63c64, *Agent Korik : Before our rebirth, I used a modified Zzhat. It fired physical bullets, that actually imbued him with a mild link into the khal'ya. I believe that with enough imbuement, we could force the taint out of him.
[23-13:34] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : It is to risky. He should be eliminated.
[23-13:36] 42dd6, Isamu: I'm okay. Yourself?
[23-13:36] 63c64, *Agent Korik : Too late now. He has the mild link. It will dissapate with time and usage, but the Ruling Council has no time to search the Khal'yesh for him.
[23-13:36] 99339, 'Liz: Good, good
[23-13:37] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : *shakes his head* I do not believe that we should leave him alive, Sunrunner is a liability.
[23-13:37] c063a, *Project 13 : *trains*
[23-13:40] 63c64, *Agent Korik : Then we will destroy him. Once and for all. He will join us or die...
[23-13:40] c063a, șMazzik : :o
[23-13:40] c063a, șMazzik : Jedan is the emperor
[23-13:40] c063a, șMazzik : Korik is vader
[23-13:41] c063a, șMazzik : and then korik banged yun's mom
[23-13:41] c063a, șMazzik : KORIK IS YUN'S DADDY
[23-13:41] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : ((You better believe it young skywal.. I mean baby!!!))
[23-13:41] 99339, 'Liz: *L*
[23-13:41] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : *nods* He will die. He does not have the sense of mind to let go of his foolish 'ideals' and join us.
[23-13:42] 63c64, *Agent Korik : Perhaps not.
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[23-13:44] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : Your faithi n these creatures lack of morals in intruiging.
[23-13:47] 63c64, *Agent Korik : All minds are mutable Agent Jedan. They all have a trigger - every impurity has a cure.
[23-13:47] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : The cure is death Agent Korik. That is why we are here.
[23-13:49] 63c64, *Agent Korik : Perhaps. *Speaks with a hint of defensiveness* Did you see the holonet showing of Kuat?
[23-13:50] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : No, I did not. I have little interest in thier 'news'. Their reports are biased tales which bear only a slim reality to the truth, much like the creatures that creature them.
[23-13:51] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : ((er, create them))
[23-13:56] 63c64, *Agent Korik : We showed the galaxy that their pityful Camelot Project is not indestructable. The hope in this galaxy is fading... it will not take long now before all of this becomes our penal colony... *Gestures with open arms up to the sky*
[23-13:56] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : *smirks* A definate improvement on its current state.
[23-13:59] 63c64, *Agent Korik : *Lowers his arms, straightening his shades and tie* We have our orders.
[23-14:01] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : *nods* Indeed we do.
[23-14:05] 63c64, *Agent Korik : Then let's get to them... *Brings one hand down to his belt buckle, its outer edges giving a brief flicker before his entire body becomes emerged within the shimmering field. And he begins to fade as he walks off into the sandstorm - even from Jedan's khal'ya sight*
[23-14:07] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : *pause briefly, looking up at the sky before turning round and stalking off himself*
[23-14:12] 63c64, *Agent Korik : *Fade* *literally from him*
[23-14:12] faf1a, *Agent Jedan : *GONE*
[23-14:56] d350b, *Falcon24 : hi
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[23-15:13] d350b, *Falcon24 : helo
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[23-15:14] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Hey.
[23-15:15] f10a5, 'White Owl: Ho.
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[23-15:17] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Damn explorer.
[23-15:22] f10a5, 'White Owl: ...
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[23-15:29] d350b, *Falcon24 : You broke it.
[23-15:31] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Who broke what?
[23-15:34] f10a5, 'White Owl: ...
[23-15:40] 63c64, șV : No idea. Falc is crazy
[23-15:41] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Right then.
[23-15:43] c063a, șMazzik : Anyway
[23-15:43] c063a, șMazzik : I am a sexy bitch
[23-15:43] f10a5, 'White Owl: Meh.
[23-15:45] 63c64, șV : OMG THE FAKE MAZZ HAS A COOKIED PASSWORD
[23-15:46] f10a5, 'White Owl: ?
[23-15:47] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: o.O
[23-15:48] 30462, șRonica : He's not fake.
[23-15:49] 30462, șRonica : And if he is fake, he must be like the best stalker ever.
[23-15:49] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Heh. That can be taken in a few different ways.
[23-15:49] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Mazzik is MY sexy bitch.
[23-15:51] f10a5, 'White Owl: We've really run out of things to talk about...
[23-15:52] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Nah. The dicussion about Mazzik being a sexy bitch/fake/being Marc's sexy bitch is really quite interesting.
[23-15:53] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: And with that, I go to smoke a cigarette and pave my way toward cancer that much more.
[23-15:54] 63c64, șV : I wish these chats had forceful renaming
[23-15:54] 63c64, șV : *will suggest it for v3*
[23-15:54] f10a5, 'White Owl: V3?
[23-15:55] f10a5, 'White Owl: Whats wrong with V2?
[23-15:55] 63c64, șV : of the chats
[23-15:57] d350b, *Falcon24 : You broke the internet.
[23-15:57] f10a5, 'White Owl: Oh yeah. We're out of meaningful conversation.
[23-15:57] d350b, *Falcon24 : I have a topic to talk about
[23-15:57] c063a, șMazzik : Okay Marc.
[23-15:57] d350b, *Falcon24 : me and how awesome i am
[23-15:58] c063a, șMazzik : I've had quite enough of that.
[23-15:58] c063a, șMazzik : You crazy fucker.
[23-15:58] d350b, *Falcon24 : wtf
[23-15:58] d350b, *Falcon24 : If I only had a <3
[23-15:58] d350b, *Falcon24 : *does a tinman's jig*
[23-15:59] f10a5, 'White Owl: Er...Welcome to 5 minutes later Mazz.
[23-15:59] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Hehehe
[23-15:59] c063a, șMazzik : i was out of the chat
[23-15:59] 017b3, *Marc Harding : But Mazzik, Matt even quoted it in his profile! How can you deny our love???
[23-15:59] c063a, șMazzik : Meaning I didn't see it until I came back
[23-15:59] *** Mazzik sets mode +b 017b3 for 45 Denying love is simple and easy when I have a button to ban with seconds
[23-15:59] f10a5, 'White Owl: Right.
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[23-16:00] d350b, *Falcon24 : rofl
[23-16:00] f10a5, 'White Owl: But what I said still holds.
[23-16:00] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Forceful renaming would be crazy like.
[23-16:01] 63c64, șV : Only for chat masters tho
[23-16:01] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Yeah.
[23-16:01] d350b, *Falcon24 : *humps the air*
[23-16:01] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Awwww...*Holds out his arms* You don't need to do that, I'm right over here Falcon...
[23-16:02] d350b, *Falcon24 : Ew, get away from me.
[23-16:02] 30462, șRonica : *edges away from everyone*
[23-16:02] d350b, *Falcon24 : The air is all the love i need.
[23-16:02] d350b, *Falcon24 : ...and Ronnie. *scoots closer*
[23-16:02] f10a5, 'White Owl: Oi.
[23-16:02] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Marc is starting to scare me with all of his homosexual tendencies.
[23-16:03] c063a, șMazzik : Marc
[23-16:03] c063a, șMazzik : Stop it
[23-16:03] d350b, *Falcon24 : I like how on my lj i made a post that consisted solely of "Boobs are pretty awesome" and it has gotten more replies than any other entry i have written in recent history
[23-16:03] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Yes Honey?
[23-16:03] c063a, șMazzik : I don't want to have to throw a real ban out
[23-16:03] c063a, șMazzik : wait
[23-16:03] c063a, șMazzik : wtf did I just say?
[23-16:03] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Anything you say Mazzik, you sweetie pie. *bats his eyes*
[23-16:03] 63c64, șV : lol
[23-16:03] 63c64, șV : Stop trying to steal my Mazzik
[23-16:03] d350b, *Falcon24 : lol
[23-16:03] d350b, *Falcon24 : man
[23-16:03] 63c64, șV : He isnt interested
[23-16:03] d350b, *Falcon24 : i want a turtle
[23-16:04] d350b, *Falcon24 : if i had one i would roll it around in radioactive ooze
[23-16:04] 63c64, șV : you what?
[23-16:04] d350b, *Falcon24 : and see if it becomes a ninja
[23-16:04] d350b, *Falcon24 : except it'd probably die
[23-16:04] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Hmmm...*Moves towards V instead*
[23-16:04] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Turtles rule. I had a turtle once. That fucker could run like the wind.
[23-16:04] c063a, șMazzik : NO FAGGY SHIT
[23-16:04] 63c64, șV : Isamu just had a fag
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[23-16:05] 30462, șRonica : *shakes head*
[23-16:05] d350b, *Falcon24 : Ronnie, hold me.
[23-16:05] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: That I did.
[23-16:05] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Looks around for giant, flying brains*
[23-16:05] 017b3, *Marc Harding : *Scoots closer to V*
[23-16:06] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Men with power always turn me on...
[23-16:06] 63c64, șV : I bet Isamu drew on that fag like nothing ever before
[23-16:06] 30462, șRonica : You just want me to hold you cos I'm stacked. I'm going to go make something to eat.
[23-16:06] d350b, *Falcon24 : No I want you to hold me because I feel an UNDERLYING SPIRITUAL CONNECTION TO YOU.
[23-16:07] d350b, *Falcon24 : Seriously.
[23-16:07] d350b, *Falcon24 : Okay whatevs I'm going to dinner.
[23-16:07] 63c64, șV : Marc - unless you're sexy Im not intereste
[23-16:07] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Is hungry* *Will make Spagh3tti*
[23-16:07] d350b, *Falcon24 : I'm sexy
[23-16:07] d350b, *Falcon24 : V let's make manlove
[23-16:07] 63c64, șV : *cough* wang picture
[23-16:07] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Wait
[23-16:07] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Damn straight I did.
[23-16:07] 017b3, *Marc Harding : You mean I might actually have a chance??
[23-16:08] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Changes his color because he wishes never again to be mistaken for Falcon24*
[23-16:08] d350b, *Falcon24 : why would you want a wang picture when i can show u the real thing this summer baby ;D
[23-16:08] d350b, *Falcon24 : WTF OWL YOU STOLE MY IC COLOR INSTEAD.
[23-16:08] d350b, *Falcon24 : ((see))
[23-16:09] 63c64, șV : Poor Owl
[23-16:09] f10a5, 'White Owl: Yours is darker.
[23-16:09] d350b, *Falcon24 : An interesting point.
[23-16:09] d350b, *Falcon24 : I will go eat now.
[23-16:09] c063a, șMazzik : V
[23-16:09] d350b, *Falcon24 : And by eat I mean eat dinner.
[23-16:09] d350b, *Falcon24 : Not cocks.
[23-16:09] JOIN: SeaBlue Leader has entered.
[23-16:09] c063a, șMazzik : I am going to come live with you okay?
[23-16:09] c063a, șMazzik : I refuse to pay rent
[23-16:09] 63c64, șV : Yes Mazzik?
[23-16:09] c063a, șMazzik : And I am very messy
[23-16:09] 017b3, *Marc Harding : It would be interesting to set up a room with the filter set so that every word came out as leetspeak.
[23-16:09] d350b, *Falcon24 : rofl
[23-16:10] 63c64, șV : I am afraid that is not possible
[23-16:10] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Test*
[23-16:10] 687d4, *SeaBlue Leader : Hey, hey all..
[23-16:10] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Yes...Mazzik is *VERY* messy.
[23-16:10] c063a, șMazzik : Um. Why?
[23-16:10] c063a, șMazzik : Marc
[23-16:10] 63c64, șV : Because the UK has a high standard of living
[23-16:10] JOIN: FG has entered.
[23-16:10] f10a5, 'White Owl: That's disgusting.
[23-16:10] c063a, șMazzik : If you direct another vaguely masked homosexual remark in my direction
[23-16:10] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Hey SeaBlue.
[23-16:10] 63c64, șV : Marc - piccie? asl?
[23-16:10] c063a, șMazzik : I am going to ban you.
[23-16:10] c063a, șMazzik : For a long
[23-16:10] c063a, șMazzik : long
[23-16:10] c063a, șMazzik : time
[23-16:11] c063a, șMazzik : 'lo SeaBlue
[23-16:11] d350b, *Falcon24 : Mazz can I still make vageuly masked homosexual remarks in your direction tho
[23-16:11] c063a, șMazzik : Yes
[23-16:11] d350b, *Falcon24 : b-cause we r web buddies
[23-16:11] d350b, *Falcon24 : ok k3wl
[23-16:11] f10a5, 'White Owl: Geez.
[23-16:11] d350b, *Falcon24 : ok i will c u l8r qt
[23-16:11] 63c64, șV : "TV License" - A 'tax' to watch basic TV
[23-16:12] c063a, șMazzik : kk i luv u
[23-16:12] c063a, șMazzik : I don't watch TV
[23-16:12] d350b, *Falcon24 : God, I can't believe I just typed that.
[23-16:12] 63c64, șV : I do
[23-16:12] c063a, șMazzik : So I am also not paying for that
[23-16:12] d350b, *Falcon24 : But yes, dinner 4 reel
[23-16:12] c063a, șMazzik : More than likely I will just sit around the house
[23-16:12] 63c64, șV : You know how much rent is for a house of my size?
[23-16:12] c063a, șMazzik : Not have a job
[23-16:12] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Searches for flying brains once more*
[23-16:12] c063a, șMazzik : And wank
[23-16:12] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: wtf? Why is it nessacary to spell because as b-cause. There's no point.
[23-16:12] 63c64, șV : Ł460 a month is what another house in my estate is asking
[23-16:12] c063a, șMazzik : Probably like 400 pounds or something
[23-16:13] bfa42, FG: ... like woah
[23-16:13] c063a, șMazzik : HOT DAMN
[23-16:13] c063a, șMazzik : I WAS RIGHT
[23-16:13] 687d4, *SeaBlue Leader : I don't have any money.. :(
[23-16:13] 63c64, șV : the house cost around Ł55,000 five years ago
[23-16:14] 63c64, șV : now it costs double that to buy - last one in the estate sold for Ł120,000
[23-16:14] c063a, șMazzik : I can't come live with you then, V?
[23-16:14] 63c64, șV : no
[23-16:15] c063a, șMazzik : What if I paid rent
[23-16:15] 63c64, șV : Depends how much you were willing to pay
[23-16:15] 63c64, șV : if you wanted your own net connection you would obviously have ti pay for that
[23-16:15] 63c64, șV : Ł25 for broadband over here (a month)
[23-16:15] c063a, șMazzik : Um
[23-16:15] c063a, șMazzik : Same over here
[23-16:15] c063a, șMazzik : But
[23-16:16] c063a, șMazzik : Why can't we get a router?
[23-16:16] 30462, șRonica : 25 pounds for broadband? What a scam.
[23-16:16] 63c64, șV : Cause I dont want you leeching off my connection
[23-16:16] c063a, șMazzik : Actually
[23-16:16] c063a, șMazzik : Broadband is more like $40 here
[23-16:16] c063a, șMazzik : I think
[23-16:16] 63c64, șV : Ronnie - Remember, this is the UK. Dialup is still the most common net connection :P
[23-16:16] 687d4, *SeaBlue Leader : What speed V?
[23-16:16] 30462, șRonica : Maybe it's cos I have a package.
[23-16:16] 63c64, șV : This is BASIC broadband...the slowest kind
[23-16:16] 63c64, șV : Ronnie has a 'package'
[23-16:17] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Broadband is expensive as shit here. We pay 50.
[23-16:17] 30462, șRonica : That's right. I'm a man.
[23-16:17] 687d4, *SeaBlue Leader : 2mbit costs around Ł50 a month here..
[23-16:17] 30462, șRonica : I guess you can all start hitting on me now that we know I'm not a girl.
[23-16:17] bfa42, FG: *knew it*
[23-16:17] 30462, șRonica : I pay like 40 CDN for my broadband. Maybe even 35.
[23-16:18] 63c64, șV : Ok Ronnie
[23-16:18] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Damnit Ronnie, but you're stacked! How can you possibly be a man?
[23-16:18] c063a, șMazzik : holy shit
[23-16:18] c063a, șMazzik : Ronnie pays like 7 cents
[23-16:18] c063a, șMazzik : wtf
[23-16:18] 63c64, șV : stacked and a package....
[23-16:18] 63c64, șV : shemale
[23-16:18] 687d4, *SeaBlue Leader : Gah..
[23-16:19] 30462, șRonica : I'm um... a... really really really fat man. You've all been admiring my moobs.
[23-16:19] 30462, șRonica : I was airlifted onto Oprah recently. It was a touching episode.
[23-16:19] 63c64, șV : $40 CDN
[23-16:19] 63c64, șV : how much is that in real money
[23-16:19] c063a, șMazzik : ROFL
[23-16:19] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Damnit all to hell.
[23-16:21] 30462, șRonica : 17 pounds.
[23-16:21] 63c64, șV : OH MY FKING GOD
[23-16:21] 30462, șRonica : 30 USD.
[23-16:21] 63c64, șV : it costs Ł15 for unlimited dialup
[23-16:22] 30462, șRonica : Hahahaha sucker.
[23-16:23] 63c64, șV : You're on the same continent as the US
[23-16:23] 63c64, șV : hahahahaha
[23-16:23] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Yeah, but her country is cooler.
[23-16:23] 687d4, *SeaBlue Leader : Bwahahah..
[23-16:26] JOIN: Isamu Eden has entered.
[23-16:26] 63c64, șV : killed her o/
[23-16:27] JOIN: White Owl has entered.
[23-16:27] 30462, șRonica : Yeah, I'm on the same continent as the United States. I get immediate access to all the good things the US produces like professional sports, Hollywood movies, and American television shows, all without the pain of actually having to be in the country. We're also big, spacious, and clean. I LOSE SO HARD.
[23-16:27] 687d4, *SeaBlue Leader : I've never been to Canada..
[23-16:28] f10a5, 'White Owl: lol
[23-16:28] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Don't forget you have Evil Dead: The Musical.
[23-16:28] c063a, șMazzik : I'm going to Canada.
[23-16:29] 687d4, *SeaBlue Leader : And flying squirrels..
[23-16:32] JOIN: Liz has entered.
[23-16:32] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: And Moose.
[23-16:32] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Doesn't have spaghetti sauce...*
[23-16:33] 99339, 'Liz: Don't come here, Mazzik. Canada makes your hair hard to brush....or maybe that's just me. *fights to get her hairbrush through her wet curly hair*
[23-16:33] 30462, șRonica : *brushes her hair with ease*
[23-16:34] 99339, 'Liz: Let me gues, Ronica. Yours is thin and straight?
[23-16:34] f10a5, 'White Owl: You mean brushes "his" hair right Ronnie?
[23-16:34] f10a5, 'White Owl: =P
[23-16:35] f10a5, 'White Owl: Would spaghetti with ketchup taste alright?
[23-16:35] 30462, șRonica : Straight, not thin.
[23-16:35] 30462, șRonica : No it wouldn't.
[23-16:36] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: No.
[23-16:36] f10a5, 'White Owl: Gir.
[23-16:36] 99339, 'Liz: Mines thick and naturally curly......courtesy of my dad, which I'll add has almost no hair left
[23-16:36] 687d4, *SeaBlue Leader : Wtf.. what's wrong with spaghetti and ketchup? :(
[23-16:37] 687d4, *SeaBlue Leader : It's cheap.. and the only kind of food I know how to make. Other than microwave stuff.. and toast.
[23-16:37] f10a5, 'White Owl: Something to look forward to Liz.
[23-16:37] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Will mix stuff with ketcup...*
[23-16:37] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Whoo for genetic baldness.
[23-16:38] 99339, 'Liz: How hard can it be for you to heat up some sauce? Owl...some days I wish I were bald.
[23-16:39] f10a5, 'White Owl: "f10a5, 'White Owl: *Doesn't have spaghetti sauce...*"
[23-16:40] 99339, 'Liz: There's really cheap cans out there..
[23-16:41] f10a5, 'White Owl: Maybe so, but I feel creative today. *Made an origami squirrel*
[23-16:41] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Unless you're someplace where spaghetti sauce has been outlawed, in which case it'll probably cost you hundreds on the black market.
[23-16:41] 30462, șRonica : *sells it on the black market. Can hook you up*
[23-16:42] 63c64, șV : Pasta is crap anyway
[23-16:42] f10a5, 'White Owl: Go eat your fish 'n chips.
[23-16:42] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Pasta is God. But I only say that because I'm italian, well, not only because...but, you get the point.
[23-16:43] 687d4, *SeaBlue Leader : Yeah and baked beans..
[23-16:43] 63c64, șV : closed now
[23-16:43] 63c64, șV : ..this must be pick on and ruin V's day off day
[23-16:45] 687d4, *SeaBlue Leader : Don't worry, they're Americans.. hahah.. HAHAHAH.. BWAHAHA.
[23-16:45] f10a5, 'White Owl: ...*Is going to make a spaghetti burrito.*
[23-16:45] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: o.O
[23-16:45] f10a5, 'White Owl: I'll take a picture of it when I'm done.
[23-16:47] 99339, 'Liz: *shudders*
[23-16:47] 99339, 'Liz: Do you have any tobasco sauce?
[23-16:47] JOIN: Get a Name! has entered.
[23-16:48] f10a5, 'White Owl: Of course.
[23-16:48] f10a5, 'White Owl: Right in front of me actually.
[23-16:49] 687d4, *SeaBlue Leader : Drink it.
[23-16:49] f10a5, 'White Owl: Doesn't taste all too good going down.
[23-16:50] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Not actually drinking it now, but has tried it before.*
[23-16:51] 99339, 'Liz: Mix it in with your ketchup.
[23-16:51] 99339, 'Liz: Any garlic salt?
[23-16:51] JOIN: D has entered.
[23-16:52] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Snort that.
[23-16:52] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Comes from a cajun family* Yes. I have spices.
[23-16:53] 99339, 'Liz: Then there's nothing that says you have to have just plain ketchup
[23-16:54] 687d4, *SeaBlue Leader : The final ingredient you need, White Owl...is a hammer. Go get a hammer and smash your computer. :(
[23-16:54] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: No, no. You use the hammer to smash all the other ingredients together.
[23-16:54] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Was going to mix some garlic, sliced olives, and ketchup together.*
[23-16:55] f10a5, 'White Owl: "f10a5, 'White Owl: *Will mix stuff with ketcup...*"
[23-16:55] 99339, 'Liz: *drools* Send the olives to me
[23-16:55] 687d4, *SeaBlue Leader : Well ok.. you do that.. THEN.. smash your computer.
[23-16:56] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Smashes Seablue*
[23-16:56] 687d4, *SeaBlue Leader : You can't do that.
[23-16:56] f10a5, 'White Owl: lol I'd love to. What kind do you want?
[23-16:57] 687d4, *SeaBlue Leader : Now I'm hungry.. but I can't cook.. help.
[23-16:58] 99339, 'Liz: Both..green and black
[23-16:58] f10a5, 'White Owl: Queen?
[23-17:00] 99339, 'Liz: Look again, Owl. I said green
[23-17:03] f10a5, 'White Owl: Queen is a size of olive...lol
[23-17:03] JOIN: Get a Name! has entered.
[23-17:04] 99339, 'Liz: *blinks* It is?
[23-17:04] f10a5, 'White Owl: Oui.
[23-17:04] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Hopes he doesn't get food poisoning* lol
[23-17:05] d350b, *Falcon24 : HELL-O.
[23-17:05] 99339, 'Liz: How big? And that's me.....I was NN'd
[23-17:07] d350b, *Falcon24 : How are things going today for the fine Shadow of Deceit individual chatters.
[23-17:09] 99339, 'Liz: *shivers* I'm cold. That's about it
[23-17:09] d350b, *Falcon24 : How come no one wants to talk to me. :(
[23-17:09] d350b, *Falcon24 : Oh, okay.
[23-17:10] f10a5, 'White Owl: Fairly large.
[23-17:10] f10a5, 'White Owl: NN'd?
[23-17:10] d350b, *Falcon24 : I see.
[23-17:11] 99339, 'Liz: Give me an estimation..
[23-17:11] 99339, 'Liz: No named...you know, when the system puts you back into a default handle.
[23-17:11] f10a5, 'White Owl: Diameter of a quarter? Maybe larger.
[23-17:12] d350b, *Falcon24 : Ummm
[23-17:12] 30462, șRonica : *wanders off to shower*
[23-17:12] 99339, 'Liz: Mmm...I know what I'm buying on payday
[23-17:12] d350b, *Falcon24 : no don't leave me
[23-17:13] JOIN: Get a Name! has entered.
[23-17:13] d350b, *Falcon24 : omfg this conversation is horrible out of context WTF ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT
[23-17:13] f10a5, 'White Owl: lol You know...*Tasting* It 'aint half bad...
[23-17:13] 99339, 'Liz: Olives, Falcon.
[23-17:13] d350b, *Falcon24 : omfg
[23-17:13] d350b, *Falcon24 : i hate you owl
[23-17:14] 99339, 'Liz: Green or black?
[23-17:14] d350b, *Falcon24 : you're doing this on purpose
[23-17:14] 63c64, șV : What have you done to me now, I just cant sleep at night. My bed is wet dont know how, will someone please turn on the light?
[23-17:14] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: *wonders is there's beer in the fridge*
[23-17:14] d350b, *Falcon24 : :O
[23-17:14] d350b, *Falcon24 : helo V
[23-17:14] f10a5, 'White Owl: I'm eating damnit. lol
[23-17:17] 63c64, șV : lo Falc
[23-17:18] JOIN: Kalen Vostan has entered.
[23-17:18] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Thinks the sauce could have used some sausage.*
[23-17:18] ef28b, *Kalen Vostan : WHEEE!!!
[23-17:20] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Has a perfect follow up line for that...*
[23-17:20] 63c64, șV : I could provide you with sausage
[23-17:21] 99339, 'Liz: Clean thoughts...clean thoughts
[23-17:21] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Clean thoughts? Silly girl, only dirty ones matter.
[23-17:22] f10a5, 'White Owl: Fine then Isamu. Imagine V's sausage.
[23-17:23] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Not those dirty ones.
[23-17:25] JOIN: Get a Name! has entered.
[23-17:26] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Are we talking about V's Sausage?
[23-17:26] d350b, *Falcon24 : STEP UP TO ME STEP UP TO ME YOU WANNA BE A BIGTOP PLAYER IT'S NOT TO BE
[23-17:26] 62ea5, Get a Name!: dirty, dirty people.
[23-17:26] 62ea5, Get a Name!: vienna sausage.
[23-17:26] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Only if it's between a pair of buns.
[23-17:28] d350b, *Falcon24 : Cinnamon buns.
[23-17:28] d350b, *Falcon24 : Because they're hot and sticky.
[23-17:28] d350b, *Falcon24 : And are coated with icing.
[23-17:28] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Exactly.
[23-17:29] d350b, *Falcon24 : WTF that turned me on.
[23-17:29] d350b, *Falcon24 : I better not go near any cinnamon buns anytime soon.
[23-17:29] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Er..
[23-17:29] 62ea5, Get a Name!: hot cross buns.
[23-17:30] d350b, *Falcon24 : Or I'll be the one coating them with the icing.
[23-17:31] f10a5, 'White Owl: This is making me physically ill..
[23-17:31] d350b, *Falcon24 : We have 'em screamin in the streets
[23-17:32] d350b, *Falcon24 : We have 'em tippin over shit and breakin' fuckin' windows of small businesses
[23-17:32] 62ea5, Get a Name!: i'm not gonna want a cinnamon bun for a long time.
[23-17:32] JOIN: D has entered.
[23-17:32] d350b, *Falcon24 : And settin' fuckin' fires, and settin' fuckin' fires, and settin' fuckin' fiiiirerrrees
[23-17:32] JOIN: Get a Name! has entered.
[23-17:32] 63c64, șV : Lo Jem
[23-17:33] d350b, *Falcon24 : and then after the smoke has cleared, and the rubble has been swept away, me and V will peek out our heads
[23-17:33] d350b, *Falcon24 : we've been watching the riots on a monitor 20 floors below sea level...from a bunker
[23-17:34] d350b, *Falcon24 : We did it V. We beat the bastards of city hall! AHAHAHAHAHA but now what will we do? We must rebuild. But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
[23-17:34] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: wtf are you going on about?
[23-17:34] 62ea5, Get a Name!: Lo V.
[23-17:34] d350b, *Falcon24 : Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how and the elbow-grease to lead us to a new land. No, not me and V, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead.
[23-17:34] d350b, *Falcon24 : ALL RIGHT WE'LL DO IT
[23-17:34] d350b, *Falcon24 : [i]We'
[23-17:34] d350b, *Falcon24 : We'll lead as two kiiiiiings...we'll lead as two kings.
[23-17:34] 99339, 'Liz: *grumbles, the front of her shirt wet* Bloody dishes
[23-17:35] f10a5, 'White Owl: Your loss is our gain Liz.
[23-17:35] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Oh, heh. I knew that looked familiar.
[23-17:35] 913c0, 'D: *rotfl*
[23-17:35] 63c64, șV : *blink*
[23-17:35] 63c64, șV : what?
[23-17:35] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Just finished emptying dishwasher himself*
[23-17:36] d350b, *Falcon24 : V get the scientists working on the tube technology immediately
[23-17:36] d350b, *Falcon24 : Chop chop! Let's go!
[23-17:36] 62ea5, 'Jen: Bird has lost his mind.
[23-17:37] d350b, *Falcon24 : Have not. *pouncetacklehugs Jen*
[23-17:37] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Nah, he's just singing some good old D.
[23-17:37] 62ea5, 'Jen: *pouncetacklehugs back. then scampers up to hair and settles in*
[23-17:37] 63c64, șV : brb need to go drink salt water to kill myself
[23-17:38] d350b, *Falcon24 : People inside me you're askin me to smoke up city hall, 'cause no one here is talkin'
[23-17:38] 62ea5, 'Jen: drinking salt water kills you?
[23-17:38] d350b, *Falcon24 : People inside me, you're askin' me to blow up city hall...cause no one here is rockin
[23-17:38] 63c64, șV : dunno. We'll see later!
[23-17:38] 679a6, 'Stoney: Leave a note, V, I'm not making a call all the way to Britain, can you imagine the long distance charge!?
[23-17:38] d350b, *Falcon24 : People insiiide me you're askin' me to blow up city haaaall...cause everyone is rock'em sock'em rooobooots, everyone is rock'em sock'em robooooots, everyone is rock'em sock'em GO
[23-17:38] d350b, *Falcon24 : WHOA
[23-17:39] d350b, *Falcon24 : Um, do you believe in god
[23-17:39] d350b, *Falcon24 : i beeleeve
[23-17:39] d350b, *Falcon24 : you do? i beeleeve in gawd.
[23-17:39] 017b3, *Marc Harding : I'm tempted to save Stoneys image and edit it to say "I Like Men"
[23-17:40] 62ea5, 'Jen: okay. he's singing. *pause* V hasn't gotten rid of his cold yet? bummer. :(
[23-17:40] d350b, *Falcon24 : *pins Jen, hugs again*
[23-17:40] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Drinking salt water drives you insane.
[23-17:40] d350b, *Falcon24 : *then peers IC*
[23-17:41] 679a6, 'Stoney: *Ignores Marc like the plague (and everyone else)*
[23-17:41] 62ea5, 'Jen: *pinned and hugged again*smirks*
[23-17:42] 017b3, *Marc Harding : So if I were to have some salt water...would it make me sane again?
[23-17:42] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Godamnit Falc, now you've got me wanting to listen to my Tenacious D album.
[23-17:42] d350b, *Falcon24 : hey it's not my fault that
[23-17:42] d350b, *Falcon24 : ...that The D rock the house
[23-17:43] 62ea5, 'Jen: *eyes IC too* hm. could work.
[23-17:43] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Kick some ass and rock the house?
[23-17:43] d350b, *Falcon24 : yes
[23-17:43] 913c0, 'D: do I rock the house too?
[23-17:43] 62ea5, 'Jen: *just lost cookies* bloody stupid chocolate milk!!!!!
[23-17:43] d350b, *Falcon24 : surgeon general's warning: this next band is so potent, they can give you cancer
[23-17:44] f10a5, 'White Owl: "All's fair in love and bouncey-bouncey"
[23-17:44] d350b, *Falcon24 : did you toss your cookies?
[23-17:45] 62ea5, 'Jen: no. they fell out.
[23-17:45] f10a5, 'White Owl: What happened with the milk then?
[23-17:45] 63c64, șV : OMG YES
[23-17:45] 63c64, șV : *found alcohol whilst drinking salt water*]
[23-17:45] 679a6, 'Stoney: "Orgy-porgy, round and round and round, beating one another in 6/8 time. Orgy-porgy..."
[23-17:46] 62ea5, 'Jen: *jealous of V*
[23-17:46] d350b, *Falcon24 : Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Molly Hatchet could not be here tonight. But they all had sex, and are proud to announce the birth of their two-headed baby: Tenacious D.
[23-17:46] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Speaking of alcohol, *wanders off to retrieve the beer he saw earlier.*
[23-17:46] 62ea5, 'Jen: the milk swallowed my cookies.
[23-17:46] d350b, *Falcon24 : I'll swallow ur cookies
[23-17:47] 62ea5, 'Jen: what did you find, V?
[23-17:47] 62ea5, 'Jen: go ahead and try it. only if you like chocolate chip....keebler elf made 'em.
[23-17:47] 63c64, șV : cider
[23-17:47] 913c0, *Vess Tayvers : *After heading to their targetted destination, both Vess and Zayri arrive at the metallic doors of the brig. His eyes staring blankly as he senses two addition presences in the room. Not detained. Suspicious, he unclips his lightsaber hilt.*
[23-17:47] d350b, *Falcon24 : i meant in a sexual innuendo way but ok
[23-17:48] 62ea5, 'Jen: i know you did. *eyes Bird*
[23-17:48] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((I guess that's my cue :/ ))
[23-17:48] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((*assumes character everyone hates and wants to get rid of as quickly as possible*))
[23-17:48] 62ea5, 'Jen: i find it funnier to continue as if there wasn't one. 'cause it gets soooo gutter.
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[23-17:48] 62ea5, 'Jen: *will have to wait on IC then*
[23-17:48] 63c64, șV : Suppose I better rp before I get rat arsed
[23-17:49] 679a6, 'Stoney: V, I want another Ne'kressis character to replace the one that died :(
[23-17:49] 62ea5, 'Jen: you should rp with me.
[23-17:50] 679a6, 'Stoney: Can I be the one that delivers the death blow, Warren?
[23-17:50] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh: *glances at Vess, feeling the same presences. She speaks quietly to him as her own lightsaber comes into hand.* Perhaps we can find a way to take care of them without a confrontation.
[23-17:50] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: *Sitting once again in the cockpit of his cherry red N-1 Starfighter, a beer in one hand and a nifty little comm in the other* This shouldn't be too hard. Rig this sucker to the console and I'll be rockin' out in no time.
[23-17:51] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((Stoney no, it has to be a bunch of jedi + project 13. you can be one of them tho))
[23-17:51] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((i want it to be hardcore fight of awesome that ends up on the 6'oclock holonews))
[23-17:51] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((Oh uh Vess. You wouldn't sense Victor.))
[23-17:52] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((Voided in the Force. remember :P ))
[23-17:52] 62ea5, 'Jen: "i'm not going to hurt you, i only want to shoot you a little bit"
[23-17:53] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *The runic robed long haired man is within the brig - five stasis tubes replacing the normal 'prison' arrangement. Three of them are filled - the rigid forms of the three impure held within the eerie glowing green cylinders. The tubes themselves are just that - tubes of emerald energy upon a black uthari brace - each tube has three oval shaped pellets linked through a maze of wires to it, before them being linked to the inferior standard consoles in turn. Each of the red gems within the pellets glow a healthy red.*
[23-17:53] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh: (( Maybe he feels the void? :P ))
[23-17:53] 679a6, 'Stoney: I don't play second chair.
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[23-17:53] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((Would he? V would know better :/ ))
[23-17:55] 913c0, *Vess Tayvers : *he draws breath and glances to Zayri, nodding slowly.* That would be a preferred outcome, but it might not be the most likely...*with that, he takes a full step forward to initiate the metallic doors sliding open with a sharp hiss .*
[23-17:55] d350b, *Victor Warren : *he stands quietly beside the doorway, such that anyone entering would initially not see him. His cane is planted firmly in the ground.*
[23-17:56] d350b, *Victor Warren : *and yes, he makes no move until Vess and Zayri would step inside, as his presence is not even visible in the Force, I assume they wouldn't know he was there :P ))
[23-17:56] d350b, *Victor Warren : (( )) = * ))
[23-17:57] 62ea5, 'Jen: *tiptoes up the wall and sits on the ceiling*
[23-17:57] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((*tractor beams Jen*))
[23-17:57] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Pokes Jen with a stick* ...You can't do that...
[23-17:58] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: *Setting the beer aside, he gets to work on the wiring required for what exactly he wants to do*
[23-17:58] 62ea5, 'Jen: *poked with a stick. snaps teeth at Owl* >:d yes i can. *tractor beemed* what the...
[23-17:59] 62ea5, 'Jen: beemed=beamed
[23-17:59] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((*waits till Jen gets within range, then grabs and clings*))
[23-17:59] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *Will have the dramatic bad guy talk before any fight however, holds Victor back until his trigger command. Was busy admiring Jenalia's form within the stasis form before he turns to look at the opening doors* Welcome, your stasis tubes are ready to house you, impure
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[23-18:00] 62ea5, 'Jen: o_o@Zhalimar.
[23-18:00] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((Man, so cool.))
[23-18:01] 62ea5, 'Jen: *clinged to* hehe
[23-18:02] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh: *Takes in the scene as the doors open. Her gaze finally ending on Zhalmiar just as he starts to speak.*
[23-18:08] 913c0, *Vess Tayvers : *His cocks an eyebrow as his eyes flicker to Zhalimar, inclining his head to the side.* Sorry, we have no intention to stay. However we will not harm you if you allow them to leave.
[23-18:09] d350b, *Victor Warren : *as he stands there, unbenknownst to them, he releases a dose of the strength drug into his system...allowing it to circulate adequately as Zhalimar speaks to them.*
[23-18:11] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *Moves slowly, gracefully as if he was a noble in his 'past' life, to infront of Jenalia's stasis tube, right before the console. One hand holds onto a gnarled, twisted staff - the other gestures with the wiggle of fingers as he utters a whisper of words* Reveala Khallumina *His eyes seem to glow with an inner pale green (text colour o/), as a glitter of the same colour dust moves to encompass the chamber - falling unseen from the ceiling to hit everything within the room. The tops of the stasis tubes, the consoles, Victor, Zhalimar and both Jedi. For the weak willed, the dust would proceed to blind them - yet for others merely help visualize them within darkness for the pale green dust sparkles continously*
[23-18:12] 62ea5, 'Jen: *tempted*
[23-18:14] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((*tempts Jen*))
[23-18:17] f10a5, *Vulfing : (( =( ))
[23-18:18] 62ea5, 'Jen: but what are you tempting me with? bwah.
[23-18:18] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((Anything you want, babeh))
[23-18:19] 913c0, *Vess Tayvers : *He subconciously braces himself for whatever Zhalimar is preparing to unleash upon them. Eventually relaxing, yet the Corellian charm creeps up with a hint of a smirk on his lips.*...is that it? *his eyes look around the chamber swiftly before returning to look at both Victor and Zhalimar.*
[23-18:19] d350b, *Victor Warren : *is technically still beside the door, so he can't look at them both at the same time*
[23-18:20] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : *Glances at Vess a moment as Zhalimar whispers something that she can't understand if she can even hear it. She too bracing herself for what's to come.*
[23-18:20] d350b, *Victor Warren : *and since his Force presence is not visible, looking around the room like that would probably be the first time he sees him :P*
[23-18:21] 63c64, *Zhalimar : Now, file towards the stasis tubes one at a time... or... *Rests the previous gesturing hand upon the console controls to Jenalia's stasis tube* ...I let the energy of the this tube crush the poor impure woman inside. Chop chop... I don't have all day. Rituals and sacrifices to do...
[23-18:22] 62ea5, 'Jen: and they're just standing there.
[23-18:23] d350b, *Victor Warren : *a deep, psychotic grin slowly worms its way onto his face at Zhalimar's words.*
[23-18:25] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : *Steps forward a step for now, though not in the indicated direction that Zhalimar gave. Instead, she steps towards Zhalimar himself.* Killing them would leave you with no sacrifices to do.
[23-18:26] 62ea5, *Jenalia : *bites Zhalimar*........*not really*
[23-18:26] d350b, *Falcon24 : *kinky sexes Slis*
[23-18:27] 62ea5, *Aekanna Slis : *kinky sexed. yay*
[23-18:29] d350b, *Falcon24 : *;)*
[23-18:30] 913c0, *Vess Tayvers : Indeed. It will be rather pointless....*shifts his footing. turning his form to attempt to keep both men within his sights, but more so to Victor than that of Zhalimar. Best keep an eye on both than just one.*
[23-18:30] d350b, *Victor Warren : *for the last effin time D Zhalimar is in front of you and Victor is essentially behind :////////*
[23-18:31] d350b, *Victor Warren : *if you stepped into the room Victor would be behind you or beside you and if you turned to train yourself on him you would have your back to Zhalimar :P*
[23-18:31] 913c0, *Vess Tayvers : *can turn to the side, to at kinda see both. FFS.*
[23-18:32] d350b, *Victor Warren : *ffs ok ok ok let's not fite web buddy*
[23-18:32] 63c64, *Zhalimar : Ah, I have you two present to sacrifice instead. Now I must insist... you... *Nods to Zayri*.. the female can go first.
[23-18:32] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : (( He turned to the side, Falco. Which would put you on one side and V on his other side. ))
[23-18:33] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((Fair enough :P))
[23-18:39] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : I want for you to step away from the console first..
[23-18:40] d350b, *Victor Warren : *the manic grin fades, giving way to a low growl. His voice is like a hissing gas main, unearthly.* You will not speak to the High Priest in such a way.
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[23-18:46] 63c64, *Zhalimar : I think not impure *Narrows his eyes, shifting to gesture with the staff now, muttering words low under his breath. Is notably force sensitives, yet neither light nor dark. The energy he is using is partly the force, but not entirely - there is something else drowning it out, feeding upon it, consuming it and unleashing in its own raw form. The thin slits of his eyes glow once more with the eerie pale light, before a field of greenish energy surrounds him*
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[23-18:48] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : *Pays no mind to Victor's words, knowing is there now though, as she doesn't care what Zhalimar calls himself. She takes another step towards Zhal, cautious, prepared.* Then we'll have to find some other solution.
[23-18:50] d350b, *Victor Warren : *and as Zayri approaches Zhalimar, he begins to move away from the wall.*
[23-18:50] 62ea5, *Jenalia : ((wtf. do something before i decide to switch sides on you!))
[23-18:52] 913c0, *Vess Tayvers : *and in cue with both Victor and Zayri, he takes a full step backward to move more so into the room. Keeping his distance from Victor for safety reasons and close to Zayri for precaution. His hand firmly holding his lightsaber hilt; ready for any provokation on the other two men's part.*
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[23-18:53] d5283, *Jaret Snomel : *Yes. Stasis.*
[23-18:53] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((*points and laughs at Jaret*))
[23-18:54] d5283, *Jaret Snomel : ((Shut up. *sticks his tounge out.*))
[23-18:54] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((Tongue))
[23-18:55] f10a5, *Vulfing : *A thundering of blaster bolts echoes from a corridor, adjacent to the room containing Zhalimar & co , along with the thudding and skidding of bodies being tossed around*
[23-18:56] f10a5, *Vulfing : *A thundering of blaster bolts echoes from a corridor, adjacent to the room containing Zhalimar & co , along with the thudding and skidding of bodies being tossed around*
[23-18:56] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((wtf.))
[23-18:56] f10a5, *Vulfing : (( =D ))
[23-18:56] 63c64, *Zhalimar : Hold where y- *Pauses, his glowing eyes seeming distant for a few precious seconds at the sound of blaster bolts*
[23-18:57] d350b, *Victor Warren : *his optical implants whirr as he pauses to stare at Zhalimar.*
[23-18:57] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : (( o_o ))
[23-18:57] 913c0, *Vess Tayvers : ((O_O))
[23-18:58] 679a6, *Wist : *Uses three of his paw-like hands to stabilize himself, the fourth set on a shoulder mounted rifle, and aiding the bounty hunter's blasts with uncannily precise energy discharges of his own...the Kushiban's fur is blood red now*
[23-19:00] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : *Well in that case, would take advantage of Zhalimar's moment of hesitation. Activating the pale yellow blade of her lightsaber, stepping in to make a strike at the hip of Zhalimar. It was meant more to get him to move away from the console, but if it struck him then that was just an added plus.*
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[23-19:04] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *Snaps out of it at the activation of the lightsaber, glowing eyes centering upon Zayri as she moves towards him. Presses a button upon the console, before stepping quickly back away from all the other consoles and their respective stasis tubes - and most importantly that yellow humming blade. Down the 'corridor' of tubes so to speak. Hisses beneath clenched teeth* Foolish Jedi... watch the Ne'kressis energy crush your Impure friend! *The energy field on Jenalia's stasis tube would begin to shrink. Will hopefully use this time of confusion to continue to back down the corridor* Seal the entrance Sigma Blessed.
[23-19:06] f10a5, *Vulfing : *Proceeding swiftly but cautiously* *Through speaker on helmet* Woinsote! Ekyelek uppo!
[23-19:07] 9c875, șAzhrei: *Hungry. Goes to alleviate hunger*
[23-19:07] d350b, *Victor Warren : *he moves out the door into the corridor, and as he does so the blast doors would lock down over the entranceway. He would begin down the corridor toward where Vulfing and Wist are. He is out for blood.*
[23-19:10] 913c0, *Vess Tayvers : *Ignites his lightsaber swiftly, the blue energy blade of his saber. Extends his hand to pull Zhalimar closer to him, actually at him. Swinging his blade out to meet with Zhalimar's thigh.*
[23-19:10] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : *Ah, but as Zhalimar retreats, she would not follow. Instead, she stops at the consoles. Quickly she looks over the controls. Assessing the situation, she then procedes to manipulate the controls to stop the energy on Jenalia's tube, as well as shut the tubes themselves down in order to free those trapped inside.*
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[23-19:11] 679a6, *Wist : *Unclips a hypospray from his small utility belt, placing it to his neck and pushing a button. A small "sst' is heard, and a slight discoloration to blue on his fur for a brief period* What do we do?
[23-19:12] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : (( Hey everyone... ))
[23-19:12] 679a6, *Wist : ((Meh. Should read ++What do we do?++ ))
[23-19:12] 9c875, șAzhrei: *Alleviates*
[23-19:13] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((*hugz Azhrei*))
[23-19:13] 9c875, șAzhrei: *Eyes Falco* Another ban is needed, methinks ;)
[23-19:13] d350b, *Victor Warren : (( :( why))
[23-19:13] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *The force pull hits the wall of green energy, and all Vess gets is the pull of the energy itself towards him - shards of it flowing at him like sharp daggers of energised glass. With that move over with, he continues to step back to greaten the distance before whispering more words and gesturing with his free hand. Five tendrils of green misted energy grow from his fingertips - tentacles of malicious intent as three of them move in towards Vess to ensnare him within their grasp, the other two hang back for now.* *Zayri gets the Access Denied result.*
[23-19:14] 9c875, șAzhrei: Kidding.
[23-19:14] 9c875, șAzhrei: Although I will if I get another hug from your direction :P
[23-19:14] f10a5, *Vulfing : Keep an eye out for that man the Dark One told us about. He sounds like trouble, even if it is hard to believe. *Slips a black cyllinder from his belt and glances at it for a microsecond but does not replace it*
[23-19:14] 62ea5, *Jenalia : *squishy*
[23-19:14] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((*bounces hug off wall so it hits Azh from the opposite direction then*
[23-19:15] 9c875, șAzhrei: Ooh, you sneaky bastard.
[23-19:15] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((Owl and Stoney: Where precisely are you guys? Like if I turn the corner of the corridor will I see you?))
[23-19:16] 679a6, *Wist : ++The Jedi may encounter security measures to defeat. In any case, we'll need to open that door with something more potent than brawn. Lure the thing away from the door, and I may be able to slice the controls.++ *turns, facing Victor and standing on hind legs, snapping up a few shots*
[23-19:16] 62ea5, *Jenalia : ((*throws things in sisters general direction for taking green day* arrrgh.))
[23-19:16] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : ((Hmmmm... I haven't lifted off from Tatooine yet.... probably should, huh?))
[23-19:16] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((and what kind of shots are they? Regular blaster?))
[23-19:17] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : *Glances a moment towards Vess' confrontation. Hopefully he could hold out long enough for her to figure this out. Seeing as the console was not going to do her much good, she looks for a direct access to the power running to the stasis tubes. Sh emoves towrds the tubes themselves looking over the pellettes and tubing.*
[23-19:17] 62ea5, *Jenalia : *save meh!*
[23-19:17] f10a5, *Vulfing : (( Yes ))
[23-19:17] 9c875, șAzhrei: Gah.. I wish I could have Rihani in there.
[23-19:17] f10a5, *Vulfing : (( Except I have a heavy repeating blaster, while he has a shoulder mounted ))
[23-19:18] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((Okay well that's good to know. :P But Wist's shots are just regular, not heavy repeater.))
[23-19:18] 679a6, *Wist : ((A shoulder mounted E-11 rifle, biggest thing he can carry :) ))
[23-19:19] f10a5, *Vulfing : (( Oh right. *L* ))
[23-19:19] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((Okay.)) *he stops moving as Wist fires off his shots. He merely stands there, hands clasping his cane, perfectly symmetrical. The blaster bolts slam into his large frame, not phasing him in the least. The bowler hat shadows his sunken black eyes.*
[23-19:19] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : (( Oh, and I decided that my ship is definitely a YT-1300, as per registration...))
[23-19:20] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : *begins engine start up sequence, and raises the ship up on it's repulsorlifts...*
[23-19:22] f10a5, *Vulfing : [t]Woekleflef fuupcaki moek...[/i] *Throws the black cyllinder in his hand, which blurs in a spin.* I believe I have a present for you...
[23-19:23] MSG: Kalen Vostan sent a message to Zhalimar.
[23-19:23] f10a5, *Vulfing : Woekleflef fuupcaki moek... *Throws the black cyllinder in his hand, which blurs in a spin.* I believe I have a present for you...
[23-19:23] 62ea5, *Jenalia : ((sounds like a tazmanian devil.))
[23-19:23] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((That the rad grenade?))
[23-19:24] f10a5, *Vulfing : (( Yes. Oh )) *Genade is heading towards Victor's feet, not directly at him by the way.*
[23-19:24] 679a6, *Wist : *Chuckles at Vülf's seemingly garbled speech, hopping dexterously onto the wall. Oddly enough, he clings to the smooth metal, a small cutter being elicited from a metal brace on his arm. The beam slices into a ventilation panel, big enough for the small Kushiban to squeeze into*
[23-19:24] f10a5, *Vulfing : From a Dark One...
[23-19:25] d350b, *Victor Warren : *as the grenade heads toward him, he triggers a second drug into his system -- a drug recently added to his repotoire due to recent events -- an innoculation against radiation. Concurrently, he levels his cane at the approaching object and fires repeatedly, slugs intending to knock it off course and backward.*
[23-19:27] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : (( How do you mix the different texts up like that...? ))
[23-19:28] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *The wires from the console to the three pellets upon Jenalia's stasis tube look to be normal wiring, yet with a main black rock like and thick wire running straight from the middle pellet and to the console itself. The pellets themselves are interconnected to eachother, and then three thick black uthari wires move from them to the base of the stasis tube itself - the middle of the wire glowing in a eerie emerald green, akin to the power conductor on a Zhrife rifle. Each stasis tube has this setup - console - wire - pellets- eerie wires - stasis tube*
[23-19:28] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : (( Magic *pokes D* ))
[23-19:29] 679a6, *Wist : *Travels through the coils, eventually finding another panel. He cuts the panel off from the inside, though in absolute silence. It's replaced haphazardly, carefully, and the creature moves to the door panel surreptitiously behind Warren....careful, pin-like objects now apparently held in his mouth are pulled out into his paw, sticking the isolinear devices into the locking mechanism to start hacking the door controls*
[23-19:30] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : (( Awww... I don't have cool magic like that....))
[23-19:30] 62ea5, *Jenalia : ((oh no...there is no red wire!))
[23-19:30] f10a5, *Vulfing : *Would also note the reason he threw it at Victor's feet would be it was rigged to blow on contact.*
[23-19:31] 913c0, *Vess Tayvers : *Uses his other hand to manipulate the force, erecting a force barrier to defend himself from those aforementioned tendrils. Grunting audibly as he takes a single step back with one foot, to strength his stance in a shoulder width posture.*
[23-19:31] 679a6, *Wist : ((I'll tell [u]you[/i] later.))
[23-19:32] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : *Eyes all of this carefully. She knew one of these had to be a source of power. Coming to the conclusion that the eerie green energy color seems to be significant in the technology, she moves to the first set of eerily colored wires. She lowers the blade of her lightsaber in order to cut through it. If it worked, it would hopefully cut the power to the stasis tubes.*
[23-19:32] d350b, *Victor Warren : *okay fine, so he opens fire before the grenade so much as leaves Vulfing's hand. Or at the very least, while it's still arcing through the air toward the ground. Doing so would most likely cause it to detonate before it was within blast radius, yes? In any event, the thing will explode. The radiation will have no effect on him at all, due to the innoculation. The explosion, if close enough and powerful enough, might do something. Describe the explosion. :P*
[23-19:32] 913c0, *Vess Tayvers : ((I swear that post was longer. *eyes it*))
[23-19:32] 679a6, *Wist : ((I'll tell you later.))
[23-19:33] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : *the YT-1300 rises from Tatooine, it's highly long range sensors active**
[23-19:33] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : (( Oooooohhh.... special... *stares in awe*))
[23-19:34] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : (( test ))
[23-19:34] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : (( COOL! ))
[23-19:37] 63c64, *Zhalimar : The impure energy cannot protect you...surrender and accept your inferiority to the Gods Jedi! *Screams in zeal, eyes beginning to leak green mist themselves now. All three tendrils slam into the force barrier with lightning force. Their initial strike is heavy, but then they continue to slam against it - the force energy only helping to fuel the tendrils themselves as they grow bigger from each slam and eat up more of the force power from Vess.* *Initially the black rock like wires with the inner green glow seem to resist the blade, greying as they absorb the energy. Eventually the blade would cut through - the green energy now flooding out the broken ends before dissapatting quickly within the air. At that breakage, his flooding eyes look sharply towards Zayri, the two tendrils held in reserve moving towards her*
[23-19:39] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((WHITEY OR STONEY how big is the explosion :/ ))
[23-19:39] 679a6, *Wist : ((10m))
[23-19:39] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((and how powerful))
[23-19:39] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : *the Retrospect rises into the space above Tatooine*
[23-19:39] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((and how much distance is there between victor and vulf))
[23-19:40] 679a6, *Wist : *Continues to toggle the controls, uttering a soft curse in Kushiban* ((Small bit of shrapnel, 2m maybe, 10m poisonous radiation waste cloud, 10m of effective radiation.))
[23-19:40] f10a5, *Vulfing : *The grenade fills the corridor with toxic radiation, but is not close enough to Victor or Vulf to do them any direct damage.* Woekleflef tehalsenino... *Vulfing dives into an open door launches another grenade, different from a rad nade, this time heading directly towards Victor.*
[23-19:41] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : *She would waste no time in doing this to other said wires still intact. She would even exert extra strength into cutting through with her lightsaber faster. Hopefully, she would get decently far before Zhal's green tendrils would reach her.*
[23-19:41] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : (( Where is all this taking place, since I am now in space, and I know it is on a ship...))
[23-19:42] JOIN: Janie has entered.
[23-19:43] 73478, Janie: *Stomps her right foot*
[23-19:43] 9c875, șAzhrei: Hmm.
[23-19:43] d350b, *Victor Warren : *he moves backward at the sight of this new grenade.* No one will enter. *and instead of fighting off this new projectile, he turns and aims the end of his cane toward the blast door's console. He fires a slug into it, short-circuiting the release mechanism. Frying it. And at the same moment that he turns...he sees Wist. And yes, the grenade would still be heading toward him, but he pays it no real heed.*
[23-19:44] 63c64, *Zhalimar : OOC: should have said "None shall pass!"
[23-19:44] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((rofl ok hold on i'll edit))
[23-19:44] 63c64, *Zhalimar : OOC: well done baffoon, you just locked me in the room with five fking Jedi
[23-19:44] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : (( LOL ))
[23-19:45] 73478, Janie: *Shakes her foot about*
[23-19:45] 9c875, șAzhrei: "'Ey, up! 'Ey, up!" "'Ey, up! Hup!" "Oy, stop that! Stop that! Go on, clear off! Go on! You too! Tch.. bloody weather."
[23-19:45] 73478, Janie: ooC:are the fking jedis cute.I'll take 'em.
[23-19:46] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : (( Ummmm... Am I going to run into this ship or something...? ))
[23-19:46] 679a6, *Wist : *Glances for a split second to Vülfing* ++Gotta go!++ *scurries back into the ventilation panel, his motion a now deadpan gray blur*
[23-19:46] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((OMG WTF BULL))
[23-19:46] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : OOC: Heheh... I'm a Jedi...
[23-19:47] 9c875, șAzhrei: "'Oo's 'e?" "Must be a king." "Why?" "Doesn't have shit all over 'im."
[23-19:47] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((Stoney i have to change my whole post now thx to you))
[23-19:47] d350b, *Victor Warren : (( ://// ))
[23-19:47] 679a6, *Wist : ((No, don't, you've done more damage than I could've ever hoped to do :/ ))
[23-19:47] 63c64, *Zhalimar : OOC: We are on the Vainglory, a Carrack cruiser in orbit of Tatooine
[23-19:47] f10a5, *Vulfing : (( lol You're gonna love my next ))
[23-19:48] 73478, Janie: (Stnoey, which one you be here?)
[23-19:48] 913c0, *Vess Tayvers : *He holds the force barrier as long as he can muster; collecting and manipulating the force to strengthen it. But noting his inability to hold it for long, he spreads his palm open and send a powerful force blast at Zhalimar. Aiming to send the tendrils right back at him, whether or not occurs, the force blast would still hit Zhalimar, perhaps even knock him over, whatever the case. He uses that opportunity to advance forward slightly.*
[23-19:48] 679a6, *Wist : ((*Raises a hand meekly*))
[23-19:49] 9c875, șAzhrei: "Ni!" "No, not the Knights who say Ni!" "The same!" "Who are they?" "We are the keepers of the secret words - Ni, Peng, and Nee-wom!" "NEE-WOM!" *Should stop quoting Python*
[23-19:49] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : OOC: Uh oh... I'M IN OBIT OF TATOOINE RIGHT NOW!!! *runs in circles, screaming*
[23-19:49] d350b, *Victor Warren : *as he sees the new grenade heading toward him, he begins to backpedal, several slugs booming out from the end of his cane with remarkable precision and slamming into the tiny object. The force of the repeated impact would either cause it to explode before it got very far, or would propel it backward in the opposite direction. His back is now pressed against the door.*
[23-19:50] f10a5, *Vulfing : *The CryoBan Grenade explodes, adhering icky goo all over Victor's head like some messy Gay HoloPorn*
[23-19:50] 679a6, *Wist : ((What's the "tiny object"?))
[23-19:51] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((LOL))
[23-19:51] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((tiny object = grenade.))
[23-19:51] f10a5, *Vulfing : (( Don't shoot your penis Falc! lol ))
[23-19:51] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((Ummm what's the radius on that? Because if I'm shooting just as it's thrown, it wouldn't be getting anywhere near me :/ ))
[23-19:51] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((That was mean :( ))
[23-19:52] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((And we seriously need to estimate the distance between vulf/wist and victor otherwise this is just going to get more and more confusing.))
[23-19:52] f10a5, *Vulfing : (( I know I know. But you were wide open =P I still love j00 falc. ))
[23-19:52] 9c875, șAzhrei: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu-- " "Skip a bit, brother." "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." "Amen."
[23-19:52] 679a6, *Wist : *Meanwhile, gets into the ventilation shaft, judging from where he saw the blast door where the ceiling of the Jedi room is...the little creature pulls out a new cutting device, searing downwards*
[23-19:52] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *Just as the third wire is cut, the green field surrounding Jenalia cuts out as does the gravity holding her up - leaving just her form to topple over and the black base unit itself - and then the two tendrils slam into her, wrapping around her form (one around waist, one around arm holding lightsaber) - burning with their touch for body - drawing on her force energy. Vess force push indeed pushes the three tendrils on him backwards somewhat - their mist forms exploding before they begin to reform. Zhalimar remains unfazed by it, eyes still leaking with their pale green glow. Takes another step back, using the tendrils on Zayri to toss her right into Vess - probably better for Zayri than remaining within their grip*
[23-19:52] f10a5, *Vulfing : (( Edit: CryoBan = Adhesive ))
[23-19:53] 63c64, *Zhalimar : OOC: yeah, cyroban is the cold grenade. you mean glop grenade
[23-19:53] 9c875, șAzhrei: *In hysterics*
[23-19:53] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((Umm so if i'm shooting at it, then what))
[23-19:53] f10a5, *Vulfing : (( Riiiiiiight ))
[23-19:53] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *Her being Zayri btw*
[23-19:53] f10a5, *Vulfing : (( Then you get a load blown in your face ))
[23-19:53] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : *detects the Vainglory on his sensors* Oh, FUCK... I bet that's a fucking Eclipse ship...
[23-19:53] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((Since we a) need to know distance between vulf throwing it and victor, b) how fast it's going, etc etc))
[23-19:54] 62ea5, *Jenalia : *...topples*
[23-19:54] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((No, I wouldn't, I don't know the radius on it and you have to tell me otherwise i can't respond to it, since if i shot it away before it got in radius then it does nothing))
[23-19:54] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *Thats the tendrils against Zayri for the her reference - not Jenalia*
[23-19:54] f10a5, *Vulfing : (( Distance is pretty far apart by the way 30 meters. Vulf is modded and shit so it'd be going pretty fast. Not fast enough that Victor wouldn't see it coming though ))
[23-19:55] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((again, need to know blast radius on the jizz))
[23-19:55] d350b, *Victor Warren : (( ;D ))
[23-19:55] 62ea5, *Jenalia : ((*got that. wasn't confused*))
[23-19:55] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((See this is frustrating because people pull out stuff i don't know and it grinds rp to a halt and makes me sad))
[23-19:55] JOIN: Justin Sane has entered.
[23-19:55] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Poop
[23-19:56] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : *also senses the Jedi on that ship through the Force, and can tell there is some sort of battle going on in it* Shit, and there are other Jedi on it... Damn, do I have to be the hero...
[23-19:56] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : *hangs in space in indecision for a minute*
[23-19:57] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : *Wasn't confused either. She stiffens as the tendrils slam into her, her back arching a little as they seem to burn.* Ah! *She lets her thumb off of the activation pad of her lightsaber to cause the blade to shrink and disappear. This in time to just be thrown into Vess.*
[23-19:57] 679a6, *Wist : *Continues his cutting, concentrating heavily. A small lens moves over one of his eyes and checks for impurities or imperfections in the hull's ceiling*
[23-19:58] f10a5, *Vulfing : (( Actually, I was taking a piss and doing laundry =P ))
[23-19:59] f10a5, *Vulfing : (( 10 meter radius for the heavy part of the load, but it could probably go 15-20 with the little stickies ))
[23-20:00] d350b, *Victor Warren : *ok so going by what V says on IM, he knocks the grenade off and it explodes, but some of the glop still hits him. Consequently, his reflexes for shooting tiny objects are a little sluggish now. He removes a slugthrower from his trenchcoat, loading it with white phosphorous rounds.*
[23-20:01] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : (( Ummm... is the Vainglory blind to me...? Just curious... ))
[23-20:01] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : (( That would be cool....)))
[23-20:01] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: *stabs Falco*
[23-20:01] 679a6, *Wist : *Continues the frantic cutting, swinging the beam in arcs and loops and using metal-rigged hind-claws to tear into the hull with the creature's above average strength-for a member of his species, at least*
[23-20:02] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *The Vainglory detects Kalen's vessel - and his transponder code is recognised from last time. Three cloakshape fighters immediately move from their patrol towards the vessel.*
[23-20:02] f10a5, *Vulfing : *Rolls out at the explosion of the grenade and fires what appears to be a shoulder mounted rocket at Victor as soon as he can.*
[23-20:05] 62ea5, *Jenalia : *yes. just lies there. *
[23-20:06] 913c0, *Vess Tayvers : *His eyebrows arch as he senses this attack, and snaps his thumb down his lightsaber hilt, deigniting it as he uses his other hand to dampen Zayri's fall into him sigificant. From which she would more or less fall into him with less force, both arms wrapping around her waist for a brief moment as he puts one foot back to stiffen his stance. Once easing Zayri's fall, he slips his hands from her waist and assumes a position beside her.*
[23-20:06] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : *the quad cannons swivel around as the Retrospect turns to meet the attacking fighters, and fire quickly, using the advanced targeting systems*
[23-20:07] 679a6, *Wist : *The swath of white hot metal widens into a cone, the wily Kushiban burrowing in steadily-seemingly unhindered by the intense heat*
[23-20:07] d350b, *Victor Warren : *the manic grin falls off his face in a blink, and he laboriously attempts to roll out of the way in the narrow corridor. He hits the ground at a snail's pace, the rocket blazing by him and slamming into the blast door. The radius of the blast hits his hindquarters, causing the chrysalis hardened skin to crack in that place, while the shock of the explosion dazes him somewhat. In his roll, he pulls out a second slugthrower, also loaded with white phosphorous rounds, and he sprawls out on the floor, his optical implants switching over to infrared. He can now see Vulfing's heat signature around the corner...and will open fire the moment he moves again.*
[23-20:09] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *Another capital ship moves from beneath the southern hemisphere of the planet. Moving to intercept the freighter and protect the Vainglory from any surprise attack. The fighters swerve as the quad cannons open fire, one of the shots flashing against an active shield.*
[23-20:11] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *Meanwhile back onboard* *Watches both Jedi as he shifts further back from them and around, the five tendrils now hoovering like waiting uncoiling serpents* You cannot hope to defeat me... *Concentrates entirely upon the tendrils now, ignoring Jenalia and the happenings above - although there is no glow within the ceiling yet. Its thick being a deck*
[23-20:12] f10a5, *Vulfing : (( Wouldn't you also see the searing hot air surrounding the impact area? ))
[23-20:12] 679a6, *Wist : The laborious cut goes in, nearing its completion, or what the little thing percieves it. He sinks ever deeper, the heat falling against a weak sort of cooling system around him*
[23-20:13] d8b38, *Kalen Vostan : *powers up the shields, and begins to activate the hyperdrive sequence, while another volley of laser energy from both quad lasers and ion cannons are unleashed at the cloakshape fighters, and the capital ship would not reach him for another 5-10 min., enough time for the hyperdrive to pwer up and activate*
[23-20:13] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((It's behind me isn't it? :/ ))
[23-20:13] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((Since it went over me. ))
[23-20:13] f10a5, *Vulfing : (( But you're around the corner? ))
[23-20:14] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((Whagh?))
[23-20:14] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((Owl we talk on IM, less chat clutter))
[23-20:14] f10a5, *Vulfing : ((Roger))
[23-20:16] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : *There is a surprisingly sudden relief as the tendrils no longer have a hold of her. The burning having felt a lot worse than it really was. She regains her footing with Vess' assistance. Noticing Jenalia, it was a start, one free and two more to go. Unfortunately, Jenalia was still unconscious. Hopefully that would change soon. She takes a step forward and yes also towards the next occupied tube.* There will be no sacrifices here.. *With those words, she again activates her lightsaber's yellow blade.*
[23-20:18] 679a6, *Wist : *Continues the cutting, feeling it start to puncture through...he deactivates his cutting utensils, placing a small explosive into the tangled metal mess. The Kushiban scurries out of the hole and lets the small device explode...after such he would dart back into the hole in the blink of an eye, prepared to fall into the room itself if the device is success*
[23-20:19] JOIN: D has entered.
[23-20:20] 62ea5, *Jenalia : *not really sure when she can regain consciousness*
[23-20:21] f10a5, *Vulfing : *Yelling out into the hall through speaker* You're a pretty tough bastard if you're still alive...
[23-20:23] d350b, *Victor Warren : *a jetpack booms to life on his back and he rises off the ground, and like a rocket, he jets toward the heat signature, semi-automatic slugthrowers already spewing phosphorous rounds*
[23-20:23] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Stupid evil robot hitler
[23-20:23] f10a5, *Vulfing : (( Damn straight ))
[23-20:24] JOIN: Get a Name! has entered.
[23-20:25] 913c0, *Vess Tayvers : *He notices Zayri's advance and ignites his own lightsaber once more to back her up, provide a distraction as she freed the Jedi from stasis. He immediately springs into action as he makes an approach at Zhalimar, moving his feet carefully to make a make him take a full spin slowly, his hands behind his back as he spings the lightsaber amongst his fingers to block any incoming attack, as his the hilt moves from his left to his right hand and the one full turn is complete he sends a powerful diagonal slash down at Zhalimar's chest.*
[23-20:25] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *Out in Space *One of the cloakshapes spins before the blue energy slams and crackle over it. The remaining two fighters pour laser fire into the freighter and attempt to get concussion missile locks. Three more cloakshape fighters move rapidly to support from near the Corellian Corvette.*
[23-20:27] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : *Music punctuates the stale, recycled air of the cockpit as the blues and whites of hyperspace roll around them. Elsen is awake and snacking on some food rations*
[23-20:27] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: I can't beat him in Wolfenstein 3D
[23-20:27] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *As soon as Zayri and Vess take a mere step forward, the tendrils would seep forward to attack the two Jedi - to enwrap them and lift them up high into the air. At least, thats the plan - three tendrils go for Vess, two go for Zayri - delayed one after the other so a quick force push can only dissapate one. Hears the muffled explosion above, but no hole appears. Ignores*
[23-20:28] 99339, *Aliandra Litith: *is watching him* Ooo...look
[23-20:30] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : *Pulls back on the lever as they exit hyperspace, the small dot that is Tatooine growing rapidly larger* Hmm?
[23-20:30] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *...and Jenalia can now regain consciousness...since she is nolonger in the stasis tube*
[23-20:30] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((FS Zhal is screwed and so am I))
[23-20:31] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : *Makes use of her lightsaber to attempt to block the two tentrils, saving her force energy for later when it may be more crucial. This would be followed by a quick jump off to the side, normal jump, towards her intended target.*
[23-20:31] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((Where are the soldiers onboard coming to mee the threat!))
[23-20:31] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((Surely there are surveilence cameras. :/ ))
[23-20:31] 99339, *Aliandra Litith: *snags some of his munchies* Oh..nothing
[23-20:31] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *Whistles. Thought he could deal with two pesky Jedi*
[23-20:32] 679a6, *Wist : *Attacks the hole with increased gusto as the cutter beam re-initalizes, but it's a moot point anyway because the one who decides whether or not he gets through is the one that stand to benefit most from keeping him up there*
[23-20:33] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : Hey! *Twists in his seat but can't reach back far enough, so he turns back and opens a compartment, getting another bar, then proceeding to take a chunk out of it* Yeah? Well, you owe me one. These things ain't cheap. Well, they are, but... you still owe me.
[23-20:33] 62ea5, *Jenalia : *regains consciousness. disoriented, tho. nope. no focus yet. *
[23-20:34] f10a5, *Vulfing : *A cyllindrical disk slides out into the hallway and explodes in a fountain of light and heat. ((Thermite grenade))*
[23-20:34] 99339, *Aliandra Litith: Oh..stuff it *sticks out her tongue*
[23-20:36] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *Out in Space on the OTHER side of Tatooine* *The large modular form of a Strike Cruiser, accompanied by a Corellian Corvette block one of the 'imaginary' space lanes towards Tatooine. The Strike Cruiser registers as the Righteous Hammer through any transponder recognition software. Eclipse Order vessel.*
[23-20:36] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : I will. *And he does so, stuffing it all into his mouth. An alarm light starts blinking and he looks at it for a moment* Urgh... thessumthickoutthee.. *Swallows* Er, I mean, there's something out there.
[23-20:37] 913c0, *Vess Tayvers : *Just brings his lightsaber up from the original attack, jerking his wrists to the side accordingly so that his blue lightsaber blade could counter the tendrils.*
[23-20:38] f10a5, *Vulfing : (( A cyllindrical disc...lol >is a moron< ))
[23-20:38] 679a6, *Wist : *Continues the cutting, swirling the beam round and round to widen the hole faster and more vigorously, the creature getting somewhat desperate*
[23-20:39] 99339, *Aliandra Litith: Obviously, otherwhise it would'nt have gone off. Any ideas as to what?
[23-20:39] d350b, *Victor Warren : *as the grenade explodes, he is temporarily blinded, and he quickly filters through his other optical modes to clear the spots dancing before his eyes. Meanwhile, he also diverts direction on the jetpack and strafes backward suddenly, dropping one slugthrower to the ground and drawing a thermal detonator from his jacket. Arming it and setting the timer to go off in a mere second or two, he lobs it around the corner, the moves backward through the air to get as much distance between the explosion and himself as possible.*.*
[23-20:40] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : *Arches a brow as he sees the ID codes come through* Eclipse.. what're they doing out here? *Grabs control of the stick and tries to fly "casual"*
[23-20:40] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *...and the tendrils are mere mist - the lightsaber blades indeed cutting through them yet achieving nothing. Where the swipe is would be a momentary gap in the tendril, yet more mist swirls in to replace teh gap. All five would still continue on course. One tendril for each arm on Vess - another on his waist to 'spread him' upon embracement. The ones on Zayri going for wrist and waist respectively. His eyes are wide now as he leans upon the staff, the glow within them as bright as any light green star you could find.*
[23-20:41] 99339, *Aliandra Litith: *frowns and unconsciously tenses* I don't know
[23-20:41] 62ea5, *Jenalia : *opens her eyes to focus..licking her lips a bit...immediately reaching out to pull/prop herself up however possible..* the hell...
[23-20:41] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *...a warm glow now appears within the ceiling now...*
[23-20:43] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : *Twists his head back* You wouldn't happen to be wanted by the Eclipse, would you?
[23-20:43] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *Out in Space* [Identify yourself and your cargo immediately] *Comes a communication from the Strike Cruiser, assuming its accepted. Three Howlrunners move out of their patrol towards Elsen's vessel*
[23-20:44] 99339, *Aliandra Litith: *shakes her head, though she frowns* Not that I know of
[23-20:44] 679a6, *Wist : ++C'mon, you stupid compilation of alloy and chewing gum...++ *swipes deeply into the metal, jabbing the device into the deck plating as he continues his laborious assault*
[23-20:44] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : *Twists herself, seeing this coming, so that it is her free hand that would be taken, at least that was her intent. Either way, she would attempt to cut through the next cluster of eeriely colored wires. She would accept and tolerate the burning effects of the tendrils, focusing fully on her objective.*
[23-20:45] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : Fantastic, an escort *Mutters as he punches in command, accessing the comms unit* One CEC HLAF-500 Fighter, two passengers. Mind if I ask what this is about? *Glances at the Howlrunners as they come close, and his hand hovers over the weapons systems*
[23-20:46] 99339, *Aliandra Litith: *watches*
[23-20:47] 62ea5, *Jenalia : *she draws up a bit. half staring at Zhalimar. she raises her hand to send out a force blast at his temple. enough to stun, perhaps. if it works.*((and if she's capable.))
[23-20:50] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *Out in Space* [This is a routine inspection. Cut your power to your engines, weapons and shields immediately] *Not saying that Elsen has raised shields or powered weapons, just a standard request that is read from a script obviously*
[23-20:51] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : *Glances back at her* Friendly, aren't they? *Switches on the comm again* Mind if I ask what this inspection is about before we let you go poking about?
[23-20:52] 913c0, *Vess Tayvers : *He doesn't allow Zhalimar that full opportunity, he drops down into a shoulder roll directed at Zhalimar. Noticing that if he cannot stop his attacks then he may as well halt the person who wields him. After performing his shoulder roll, he halts still on one kneel, taking a sharp stab at Zhalimar's leg.*
[23-20:54] 99339, *Aliandra Litith: *nods* Yeah *has nothing illegal on her..yet. But she does'nt know if that's the same for him*
[23-20:56] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : *Doesn't recognise the Eclipse as the new law in the galaxy, so probably has some stuff the NR wouldn't like*
[23-20:57] 99339, *Aliandra Litith: *has a bounty on herself, but nothing major..just theft and the murder of a few guards*
[23-20:58] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *..and Zayri manages to free Prefekt now before the tendrils wrap around and lift her up - except this time begin to crush at her body like two strong pythons. Jen's force push slams into the greenish field around him - causing shards of energized glass to hurtle back at her in response. Hisses as he scrambles backwards, the hiss of the lightsaber ripping the lining of his robes in a near miss. Vess having done some nifty move to avoid the first strike of the tendrils - but this time they move back to encase the male Jedi just like his companion. Holds his twisted staff ready in the other hand just in case - eyes still bleeding that green mist, yet the motion of the mist is upwards*
[23-20:58] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *...also a hole now appears in the ceiling...*
[23-21:01] 62ea5, *Jenalia : *she holds her arms up in response to the energized glass. i would assume, gets 'slashed' a few times..she cries out in a muted manner. and lowers her arms. moving now to get to her feet. however weak she feels. watching Zhalimar. what's his weakness?*
[23-21:01] 679a6, *Wist : *Pops through, a blaze of fur. The cooling system, a few loose fitting bracers of armour, is damaged now as the little metal-lined claws adhere to the ceiling. The speedy little Kushiban casually walks over Zhalimar's head, drops from the ceiling, and spins in a slash precisely aimed at his head-the little lens on his fur-lined eye socket aids him to cut through the mist visually...and an uncanny sense of smell seals the deal for the creature's accuracy, if not brute strength*
[23-21:02] f10a5, *Vulfing : Raaaaagh! *Dashes around the corner and drops a CryoBan grenade just behind him. Which catches him partially in the blast, but shields him from most of the TD inferno*
[23-21:02] 913c0, *Vess Tayvers : *His eyebrows arch as he grunts audibly, unable to move. Finding himself constricted by Zhalimar's tendrils. His teeth grit as he attemtps to muster some of his physical strenghth and squirm free - but it is unlikely that will work.*
[23-21:03] f10a5, *Vulfing : *Running opposite from Victor as well.*
[23-21:03] d350b, *Victor Warren : *so boom, thing goes off, lovely. Is out of blast radius, being around the corner. He jets around the corner once more, now in plain view, and removes a rocket launcher from his jacket, aiming it precisely as Vulfing's retreating form and firing.*
[23-21:04] 913c0, *Teniel Adrynn : *Obviously these attacks would trigger a set of Eclipse soldiers down to the brig. Certainly becoming more hostile.*
[23-21:04] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : *Success, but it is short lived as she involuntarily flinches at the burning grip of the tendirals. She does not notice right away that she is lift off the ground as she unexpectedly feels pressure around her wrist and waist, crushingly.* Here... *She speaks to Jenalia as she drops her unignited lightsaber for the other female Jedi.* glowing wires, cut them.. *An attempt to instruct her on how to free Jaret, the remaining Jedi trapped.*
[23-21:04] 62ea5, *Jenalia : *...attempts to start syphoning energy from Zhalimar. drawing energy to her. she's tired. she's confused. and he's the only one in the way. it's worth a try*
[23-21:06] 62ea5, *Jenalia : *didn't see that post*she calls the saber to her. at Zayri's request. igniting it and moving towards that last tube. *
[23-21:06] 63c64, *Zhalimar : Now you shal- *Pauses as he feels the arrival of something new into the room. Sneers, stepping back sharply as the speedy critter closes the distance on the ceiling. Casually uses the three tendrils t otoss Vess into the path of the mad rabbit of lightsaber slashing.* *er draw force energy? wtf?*
[23-21:07] 62ea5, *Jenalia : ((*shrug* i dunno. ))
[23-21:08] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *Out in Space* [For any threat to the Eclipse Order, and the blessed rule of our Gods. If you are harbouring any Impure it would serve to tell us now] *The Howlrunners close the distance, their own weapons and shields are active*
[23-21:08] JOIN: Sarn has entered.
[23-21:09] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : *Eyes the Howlrunners as they come close* D'you know what the hell he's on about?
[23-21:09] 99339, *Aliandra Litith: *shakes her head* No clue in hell
[23-21:10] 679a6, *Wist : *Avoids cutting into Vess with extreme agility, standing on the entangled Jedi and peering down at Zhalimar...he uses his special claws to walk down under the tangled Vess, once again slashing for the head-an apt display of weapon finesse*
[23-21:10] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : *Responds, then* Uhh... we don't have any Impure things on board. That alright with you?
[23-21:10] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *meanwhile, crush crush on Zayri*
[23-21:11] f10a5, *Vulfing : *Right hand is still partially frozen. One hands the rocket launcher which takes him off his feet sharply and quickly, rocket aimed precisely at Victor, and the other missile goes over his head by a few inches*
[23-21:11] 63c64, *Zhalimar : OOC: Er Stoney... those claws would DIG into Vess y'know and Vess is still in motion - the tendrils have tossed him into your path
[23-21:12] 62ea5, *Jenalia : *slash slash on last stasis tube-thing's wires. attempting to free teh last jedi*
[23-21:12] 99339, *Aliandra Litith: *tries not to snicker*
[23-21:12] f10a5, *Vulfing : *Right hand is still partially frozen. One hands the rocket launcher, which takes him off his feet sharply and quickly. The rocket is aimed in Victor's general direction, but the quickness of the shot leaves accuracy in question. The other missile goes over his head*
[23-21:12] 679a6, *Wist : ((Meh. Let them. He'll live.))
[23-21:13] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *Out in Space* [Cut all power now and prepare to be inspected] *The strike cruiser looms ever close, yet its the Corellian Corvette that diverts to cut off Elsens ship*
[23-21:14] DICE: Zhalimar rolls 2, 4 = 6 on a 2d6.
[23-21:15] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : *Suspended still by the tendrils, she's practically immobilized under the crushing preassure. She focuses on the Force to relieve herself of some of the discomfort, or at least tries to.*
[23-21:15] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : Oops, not good. *Hand hovers over the weapons and shields for a moment, before switching them on, and banking the fighter hard to the left, out of the path of the Corvette* Fck it, not letting some fanatics get their hands on my ship.
[23-21:16] d350b, *Victor Warren : *and the jetpack kicks up again, the remaining slugthrower semi-automatic blazing all the same. As he darts forward, the rocket would slam into the durasteel wall and explodes. He is not quite in range, but he is nonetheless hit by the concussive blast and sputters back somewhat. He continues firing, but at the point that he is hit by the shock, his firing becomes a little wild.*
[23-21:16] 99339, *Aliandra Litith: *shakes her head* They're going to blow us to hell.. *can't help but grin as she gets a rush of adrenaline*
[23-21:16] 913c0, *Vess Tayvers : *Likely summons the force to ensure that Wist does not come into contact him and ensures that the Kushiban lands elsewhere safely. But when those claws sink it. Vess hisses in response.*
[23-21:18] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : Like I'm going to let 'em.. hold on, this might get a little rough.
[23-21:18] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *The force only helps to feed the tendrils themselves. With Vess knocking Wist aside and both of them hurtling off safely away. Those three tendrils dissappate however as he now takes stock of the rapidly dangerous situation.* Stop or I kill the female Impure *Holds his staff out in front of him, maintaining the two tendrils upon Zayri - continuing to feed upon her force energy as they crush crush.* *Jenalia frees Jaret*
[23-21:18] 99339, *Aliandra Litith: *nods* I'm not made out of glass
[23-21:20] 62ea5, *Jenalia : *leaves Jaret be where he is. moves towards Zhalimar. blade still ignited.*
[23-21:21] f10a5, *Vulfing : *Right hand unthaws and uses it to fire a grapple at Victor. Succeeding or not, he attaches a concussion grenade to the reel and sets it for retrieve*
[23-21:21] f10a5, *Vulfing : *Right hand unthaws and uses it to fire a grapple at Victor. Succeeding or not, he attaches a concussion grenade to the reel and sets it for retrieve*
[23-21:21] f10a5, *Vulfing : *Done in less than a second*
[23-21:22] f10a5, *Vulfing : *Well..maybe a smidgen more..lol*
[23-21:23] d350b, *Victor Warren : *as the grapple lances out, he kicks up the jetpack again and strafes around it, aiming his gauntleted hand at Vulfing as he nears, a jet of flame exploding from a personal flamethrower*
[23-21:23] 679a6, *Wist : ++Idiot!++ *The knock to the side by Vess throws off his attack, and he must track slowly through the sea of intertwining tentacles in an attempt to get back into a good attack position, hoping Zhalimar does not notice*
[23-21:23] d350b, *Victor Warren : ((err wait.))
[23-21:23] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *Out in Space* [Disengage your weapons, shields and engines immediately. This is your last warning] *FK SK - the Howlrunners are armed with two heavy fire linked lasers*
[23-21:23] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : *Her brows furrow at the growing discomfort, though discomfort was an understatement. Her focus on the Force not seeming to help any, but make it worse. She attempts to move her ensnared arm in a desperate attempt at freeing herself.*
[23-21:25] 38ae5, *Prefekt Dirano : *is here, somewhere*
[23-21:25] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : Just as well. *Aims dead on at the planet, increasing speed and angling his shields to their rear* Here's where the fun begins...
[23-21:27] 99339, *Aliandra Litith: They have enough power to blow us to tiny little pieces..
[23-21:27] JOIN: Get a Name! has entered.
[23-21:28] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : Better make sure they don't get a chance to hit us, then... *Watching for any sign of blaster fire from the Howlrunners*
[23-21:28] 913c0, *Vess Tayvers : And for what need would you have to kill her. No one to sacrifice if you simply kill them. *narrows his eyes slightly at Zhalimar. His jaw tightening.*
[23-21:28] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : (( Prefekt is free :p ))
[23-21:28] d350b, *Victor Warren : *as the grapple flies through the air toward him, he barrels headfirst toward it, a Ne'kressis blade snapping out from his underarm with a shhhink. He raises his arm and as he comes within range, he slices the grapple in two, the two balls flying off to either side. He aims his gauntleted hand as he nears Vulfing, a jet of flame exploding from a personal flamethrower.*
[23-21:28] 38ae5, *Prefekt Dirano : *since mun doesn't know wtf is going on, is just there*
[23-21:28] 99339, *Aliandra Litith: If you get another bounty on my head...
[23-21:29] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *Begins to get a gut feeling of badness now. Increases the pressure upon Zayri's tendrils - crushing and burning before tossing her visciously away - hard - towards the wall. Those two tendrils dissapate as he faces all of them, at the rear of the brig area. Mutters another few words, gesturing the previous tendril forming hand and sending a latticed net of khalya green misted energy at Wist. The net serving to be spread and pin the rodent to the floor in excrutiating agony.*
[23-21:30] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : Hey, don't worry. They won't even know you were here. *Grins at her, but is still watching those fighters*
[23-21:30] 62ea5, *Jenalia : *crossing the floor towards Zhalimar still, then. she brings Zayri's blade up in a hip to shoulder slash, two handed, at Zhalimar's chest/head*
[23-21:31] 679a6, *Wist : *Spins across the ground, dashing sideways with uncanny reaction time...the edge of the net his him, wracking him with the khaly'a pain-free of the net, the creature is nevertheless briefly halted from his advance*
[23-21:32] 99339, *Aliandra Litith: You better be good
[23-21:33] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : Ahh.. *grits her teeth against the last increas of pressure, the tendrils also having burned as well this whole time. And as quick as that started, she suddenly slams into the targeted wall. She slides to the floor for the time being, weakened.*
[23-21:33] d350b, *Victor Warren : *however, the concussion grenade explodes in his god damn face. Not content with being left to rot like that, right before it goes off he fires a second missile square at Vulfing's legs, aimed downward for the ground, the distance between them now much closer so it'd be more difficult to avoid. The grenade explodes, chrysalis skin all across his chest cracking like a bowl of rice krispies, and he flies back into a wall, out*
[23-21:33] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : *Gives her a not-so-modest look* I thought you already knew just how good...
[23-21:33] 913c0, *Vess Tayvers : *His eyebrows arch as he extends his arm, calling upon the force to once again dampen Zayri's fall. Using his other hand, he takes the moment of Zhalimar's distraction to outright throw his lightsaber at the man's shoulder, appling enough force and accuracy to pin him harshly against the wall. Only a disabling attack, but a the slightest hint of faultering, he force pulls his lightsaber back.*
[23-21:33] 679a6, *Wist : ((Khal'ya, rather.))
[23-21:34] 99339, *Aliandra Litith: *flushes deeply and mutters something not very ladylike*
[23-21:35] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : *Gives her his best grin*
[23-21:35] JOIN: Eclipse Guards has entered.
[23-21:36] 99339, *Aliandra Litith: *sticks out her tongue* I've seen better..*has'nt, but he does'nt need to know that*
[23-21:36] d350b, Eclipse Guards: *so all those explosions are happening in the corridor near the stasis room, suddenly about ten eclipse soldiers round the corner, all armed with E-11 blaster rifles*
[23-21:36] JOIN: Get a Name! has entered.
[23-21:36] edf7c, Get a Name!: wist=a Hoojib?!
[23-21:36] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *The net however is not a mere net. Spins the net around to wrap around the annoying creature with a spin of his fingers since one edge caught it. Smirks, before the smirk disappears his pale green glowing eyes glaring at Jenalia as she approaches.* Not so quickly Impure...*Raises his staff, the gnarled imbued item blocking the yellow lightsaber* You would make quite a tasty sacrifice... *Flicks his glowing eyes over Jenalia's near naked form as he licks his lips completely missing Vess' throw. The blade cuts into his robes, slicing through into his shoulder. He lets out a cry of anguish, snarling* Ah fuc- *Then his form explodes into that green mist energy - the net on Wist also exploding yet its mist seeping back towards the mass of green mist near to Jen that was Zhalimar*
[23-21:37] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : Yeah, so've I *But he winks, and turns around in his seat, concentrating on the task at hand. Maybe he's lying, too*
[23-21:37] d350b, *Falcon24 : OMFG DID ZHALIMAR JUST DIE
[23-21:37] d350b, *Falcon24 : that is insane
[23-21:38] 99339, *Aliandra Litith: *smirks and sits back*
[23-21:39] 679a6, *Wist : ((GaN = a fktard!?))
[23-21:39] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : *PUshes herself back to her feet slowly.* We have to get out of here.. *She moves towards them slightly unsteady.*
[23-21:40] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *Out in Space* *The howlrunners now move behind the ship Elsen and Aliandra are within - opening fire with their dual heavy lasers.*
[23-21:40] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : ((*Pokes V*))
[23-21:40] 38ae5, *Prefekt Dirano : *there, yeah*
[23-21:40] 62ea5, *Jenalia : *...she stares back at the pale green glowing eyes. unflinchingly. and doesn't say a word as his eyes shift. nor when the blade cuts through him. and then ...his form explodes....which is when she takes a step back..eyes widening...* wha-...*glances back at Zayri* how?
[23-21:40] 679a6, *Wist : *Cries out in pain, but manages to replace the cylinder within some sundry hiding spot on the suit of gizmos he wears. Standing on all fours, he moves up to the blast door control panel* ++I advise we leave this place as well. And I don't think we have the time to cut through the room as I did before...I can fit through the hole I made, but none of you can.++
[23-21:40] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : ((*Un-pokes V*))
[23-21:41] 679a6, *Wist : *Withdraws two isolinear probes set between his teeth all the while, essentially picking the lock with his unusual piece of technology*
[23-21:42] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *Floats in misty form at the rear of the brig. Floatey floatey*
[23-21:42] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : Alright, here we go! *Rolls to the right, and he switches on his defenses. A small blaster pops out from near the engines and, computer controlled, starts firing back at the fighters. Elsen moves in the cockpit, his hands flicking all manner of switches before going into a dive, trying to get them down into the planet as fast as possible*
[23-21:42] 913c0, *Vess Tayvers : *It makes him a moment to absorb what just occurred, his eyes flicker to Zayri as he promptly moves to Zayri's side, slinging an arm around her waist to help support her. He bites his bottom lip as he looks to Wist.* I agree, our ship is in the hangarbay, we must get these Jedi back there...
[23-21:43] f10a5, *Vulfing : *Was bringing Heavy repeater up to counter flamethrower but his eyes, if anyone could see his eyes, almost pop out of his skull and he fires at the tiny deathbringer, setting the explosion off just out of lethal range, but which rocks him into the far wall*
[23-21:43] d350b, Eclipse Guards: *and as Vulfing slams into the far wall, around the corner are all those guards waiting, opening fire with their blaster rifles*
[23-21:44] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *Out in Space* *The pityful blaster cannon pitter patters off the lead Howlrunners shields as they continue to pour their green heavy fire at Elsen, diving after him.*
[23-21:44] 62ea5, *Jenalia : *she shuts the blade off. fully planning on tossing it to Zayri when she's recovered...but for now moves towards the others from the stasis tubes. checking them over. is a healer, afterall.*
[23-21:44] 4446a, *Zayri Cresh : The docking bay, we have a ship. *She moves towards Jaret more specifically now, who seems to be unconscious still.* We should hurry. *She shakes her head at Vess as he comes to assist her.* They need your support more than I. *referring to Jaret and Prefekt.*
[23-21:45] 99339, *Aliandra Litith: What can I do?
[23-21:46] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : *Banks and rolls, diving and looping, his concentration on making sure they don't get hit, not once. They can't fight them, but they can avoid them* Damned freaks... *A droplet of sweat runs down his neck as they near Tatooine, the fighter moving in extremely haphazard and odd maneuvers, designed to throw their pursuers off long enough to let them hide somewhere on the surface*
[23-21:47] 679a6, *Wist : ++We cannot leave without Vülfing. He is the man that drew the Eclipse assassin away.++ *with a click, the blast doors open, the creature replacing the isos within his mouth.* ++Come on!++ *his attention goes back to his small blast rifle, moving out the door*
[23-21:47] 9c875, *Elsen Mestyk : *In response to her, he calls back over the cacophony of blaster fire* See that console on your right? Can you just monitor that and if we get hit, try and angle our shields to face them, so we can have the best possible defense. You can take the blaster offline, it's not doing any good. That should get us some extra power.
[23-21:47] 38ae5, *Prefekt Dirano : *is out of it! Yes, what an excellent explanation for his inactivity! Woo. Out of it*
[23-21:48] JOIN: Knees has entered.
[23-21:48] 99339, *Aliandra Litith: *nods and takes the blaster offline, watching the console with intense concentration*
[23-21:48] 62ea5, *Jenalia : *...would direct energy to rouse and bring the other two around, btw*
[23-21:48] f10a5, *Vulfing : *Dives out of the way of the fire, in the direction he was blasted from, but his repeater, which weighs too much for the necessary speed is left behind*
[23-21:49] 62ea5, *Jenalia : ((rouse. wake. whichever.))
[23-21:49] 63c64, *Zhalimar : *One Howlrunner is unable to keep up, but the other two combine their lasers into a crossfire to catch Elsen's vessel*