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[21-22:14] JOIN: Marc Harding has entered.
[21-22:14] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : LOL
[21-22:14] 99339, 'Liz: Yay...I'm in the minority of votes
[21-22:14] 38ae5, ºMazzik : Hello Harding
[21-22:14] JOIN: Luridus has entered.
[21-22:16] JOIN: Get a Name! has entered.
[21-22:16] 017b3, *Marc Harding : *blinks* Did someone say hello to me?
[21-22:16] 38ae5, ºMazzik : Yes
[21-22:16] 38ae5, ºMazzik : I did
[21-22:16] 38ae5, ºMazzik : I said:
[21-22:17] 38ae5, ºMazzik : 38ae5, ºMazzik : Hello Harding
[21-22:17] 99339, 'Liz: I thought you'd left for good, Marc.
[21-22:19] 017b3, *Marc Harding : As usual, any reports having to do with me leaving anywhere were premature, and ultimatly false.
[21-22:19] 017b3, *Marc Harding : So cancel the party and I'll re-imburse you for the beer.
[21-22:19] 38ae5, ºMazzik : Harding: I need your IM
[21-22:19] 99339, 'Liz: What about that time when we and Emily were rping in the chat that shall remain unnamed?
[21-22:20] 017b3, *Marc Harding : I don't use AIM anymore. The little yellow man looked gay and it bothered me.
[21-22:20] 017b3, *Marc Harding : There are alot of chats that should remain unamed around me.
[21-22:20] 99339, 'Liz: It was another SW one.
[21-22:20] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Mazzik: "MarcJamesHarding
[21-22:21] 38ae5, ºMazzik : ATTENTION SOD CHATTERS: THIS CHAT IS, HAS BEEN, AND WILL REMAIN A DRAMA-FREE ZONE. THANK YOU.
[21-22:21] 017b3, *Marc Harding : But Mazzik
[21-22:21] 017b3, *Marc Harding : I'm just a teenage drama queen....
[21-22:22] 4e7ca, Evelyn: (( i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby ...))
[21-22:22] 99339, 'Liz: *rolls her eyes and wishes she had popcorn and kool-aid*
[21-22:22] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Poptarts and gatorade are better.
[21-22:23] 99339, 'Liz: Too sweet
[21-22:23] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Kinda like me.
[21-22:23] 017b3, *Marc Harding : =P
[21-22:23] 30462, ºRonica : *pantses Mazzik*
[21-22:23] 99339, 'Liz: right...
[21-22:24] 4e7ca, Evelyn: ((thank you))
[21-22:24] 38ae5, ºMazzik : *hung*
[21-22:24] 017b3, *Marc Harding : *Smacks Mazzik's butt* Shake that thang!
[21-22:25] 99339, 'Liz: Marc, that's just disturbing
[21-22:25] 38ae5, ºMazzik : ...
[21-22:25] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Not as disturbing as if someone would have pants me.
[21-22:26] 99339, 'Liz: pants?
[21-22:26] 017b3, *Marc Harding : And all I have to say in my own defense is that there's nothing wrong with me, Women's underwear is just more comfortable.
[21-22:26] 99339, 'Liz: *shudders*
[21-22:27] 4e7ca, *Evelyn: ((*test*))
[21-22:27] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : mazzik is hung like a convict who just got a pardon from the governor
[21-22:27] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : o snap that might be too sophisticated an insult
[21-22:28] 38ae5, ºMazzik : o snap ahahaha
[21-22:28] 38ae5, ºMazzik : u said i was not hung
[21-22:28] 38ae5, ºMazzik : u r witty har har
[21-22:28] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : exactly
[21-22:28] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : shut up i hate you
[21-22:29] 4e7ca, *Evelyn: ((*gnaw*))
[21-22:30] 99339, 'Liz: If you hate him so much..why do you talk to him?
[21-22:30] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : because i secretly am in love with him but i am too embarrassed to let him know
[21-22:30] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Falcon's just trying to make me jealous so I'll come back to him, but it won't happen, ya hear? I love Mazzik and his cross dressing fetish.
[21-22:31] 30462, ºRonica : ((Boys these days. *clicks her tongue*))
[21-22:31] 30462, ºRonica : wtf. *unclicks O*
[21-22:31] 99339, 'Liz: *nods*
[21-22:31] 1478d, *Yun Sunrunner : ...I resent that.
[21-22:31] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : fs. *clicks ronnie all night long*
[21-22:32] 017b3, *Marc Harding : You resemble that? Is that would you said?
[21-22:32] 1478d, *Yun Sunrunner : ((wtf? I didn't select yun..))
[21-22:32] 38ae5, ºMazzik : *shags Yun*
[21-22:32] 38ae5, ºMazzik : *alsoly, shags Rob*
[21-22:32] 1478d, 'Rob: O_O
[21-22:32] 4e7ca, *Evelyn: ((*effin' hides*))
[21-22:33] 017b3, *Marc Harding : ROB! *Throws his arms around Rob's neck and kisses him on the nose* I missed you sweetie!
[21-22:33] 99339, 'Liz: Poor Rob..
[21-22:33] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : *clicks Jen all night long*
[21-22:33] 4e7ca, *Evelyn: ((this is almost rob's colour...*might should change it*))
[21-22:33] 4e7ca, *Evelyn: ((*crashes*))
[21-22:34] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : *reboots Jen ;)*
[21-22:34] 99339, 'Liz: Weee! I found Nay!
[21-22:35] 1478d, 'Rob: ....I think I should sue Lynx for this.
[21-22:35] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : rofl "I'm gonna insert my multimedia into your drive and reformat your brain with pleasure"
[21-22:35] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : that is hot
[21-22:36] b3906, 'ladycrowe: O_O
[21-22:36] 4e7ca, *Evelyn: ((*dies*))
[21-22:36] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : i totally need to use that line one day because i am a big nerd and when i say that i will probably scare the sexy lady off
[21-22:36] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : either that or i won't be able to keep a straight face while saying it
[21-22:37] 4e7ca, *Evelyn: ((i'd say the straight face is impossible.))
[21-22:38] 99339, 'Liz: What about being a Star Trek fan and trying "can I enter your prize?"
[21-22:38] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Yeah, you'd have to be straight for that.
[21-22:38] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : LOL
[21-22:38] JOIN: Marc Harding has entered.
[21-22:38] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Liz that was hott
[21-22:38] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : i'm remembering that one too
[21-22:39] 99339, 'Liz: Hehe..
[21-22:40] JOIN: Get a Name! has entered.
[21-22:41] JOIN: Falcon24 has entered.
[21-22:41] 30462, ºRonica : *cures boredom with ice cream* Mm.
[21-22:41] 4e7ca, *Evelyn: ((*contemplates bed*))
[21-22:42] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Bed is nice Evelyn, lemme help you get there.
[21-22:42] 99339, 'Liz: Tired, Jen?
[21-22:42] 99339, 'Liz: That was just lame
[21-22:43] 4e7ca, *Evelyn: (( a bit. mostly bored enough that i'm sleepy.))
[21-22:43] 017b3, *Marc Harding : I'm still trying to regain my title.
[21-22:43] 017b3, *Marc Harding : I used to be the most hated RPer on PJJ....I need to find out what happened to elevated me out of that position.
[21-22:43] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Cause damn it, I want it back!
[21-22:44] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : kill justin and chop his head off
[21-22:44] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : like the highlander
[21-22:44] 99339, 'Liz: Why do you want to be hated? Being unknown and living in obscurity is much better.
[21-22:44] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
[21-22:44] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : actually if you killed justin your popularity would go up even higher.
[21-22:45] 017b3, *Marc Harding : I don't kill Justin, just bug the crap out of him. You really want to make him mad? Send him PM's in the chat.
[21-22:47] 99339, 'Liz: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/17/
[21-22:47] 99339, 'Liz: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/14/
[21-22:48] JOIN: Marc Harding has entered.
[21-22:48] 017b3, *Marc Harding : I will never get used to tabbed browsing
[21-22:52] 99339, 'Liz: I'm Spartacus
[21-22:53] EXIT: Falcon24 has left the chat ( 10:44pm, March 21 (CST) ).
[21-22:54] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Doing that thing you do, Lix?
[21-22:54] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Doing that thing you do, Liz?
[21-22:55] 99339, 'Liz: My boredom level has melted my brains
[21-22:56] 4e7ca, *Evelyn: ((i am going to bed. unless someone needs me here. which isn't likely. *wanders*))
[21-22:56] EXIT: Evelyn has left the chat ( 10:56pm, March 21 (CST) ).
[21-22:58] 017b3, *Marc Harding : I think the appropriate response there is "what brains?"
[21-23:00] 99339, 'Liz: *has come to the conclusion that people are usless wastes of air*
[21-23:10] 99339, 'Liz: Hello?
[21-23:12] 38ae5, ºMazzik : 'lo
[21-23:15] 99339, 'Liz: Good..I'm not alone
[21-23:17] 1478d, 'Rob: Mazzik will always be with you
[21-23:18] 99339, 'Liz: Always?
[21-23:19] 1478d, 'Rob: ..yes.
[21-23:20] 99339, 'Liz: Not always
[21-23:21] 38ae5, ºMazzik : No always
[21-23:21] JOIN: Falcon24 has entered.
[21-23:21] 0c1b5, *Falcon24: In the shower.
[21-23:24] 99339, 'Liz: Never in the shower
[21-23:26] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Always in the shower.
[21-23:26] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Right Mazz?
[21-23:27] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Mazz watches me in the shower all the time.
[21-23:29] 99339, 'Liz: About the only one who watches me in the shower is my cat
[21-23:30] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : He's your cat, too.
[21-23:31] 38ae5, ºMazzik : lol
[21-23:32] 99339, 'Liz: Mazzik?
[21-23:33] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : *tempted to make a pussy joke about the cat but refrains*
[21-23:34] 38ae5, ºMazzik : Mrow?
[21-23:36] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : *bones Mazzik*
[21-23:36] 38ae5, ºMazzik : *wails on a guitar*
[21-23:37] 38ae5, ºMazzik : nn chat
[21-23:37] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : mazzik V won't let me give you the guitar :(
[21-23:37] 99339, 'Liz: Night
[21-23:38] b3906, 'ladycrowe: but mazzeh told me earlier he doens't like pussy.. he likes dogs...
[21-23:39] b3906, 'ladycrowe: er... cats, that is... <_< >_>
[21-23:40] 99339, 'Liz: *shudders* Scary
[21-23:40] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : LOL
[21-23:41] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : mazzik doesn't like pussy all right
[21-23:41] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : he loves dogs though. and by dogs i mean hot dogs. and by hot dogs i mean weiners. and by weiners i mean penises.
[21-23:44] 99339, 'Liz: right
[21-23:45] b3906, 'ladycrowe: *eyes ava*
[21-23:45] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Sexy.
[21-23:45] b3906, 'ladycrowe: much better
[21-23:46] b3906, 'ladycrowe: the head/face still look wrong to me, but oh well...
[21-23:49] 99339, 'Liz: I like that one
[21-23:50] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : she looks like she has a beak
[21-23:53] JOIN: Justin Sane has entered.
[21-23:53] EXIT: Falcon24 has left the chat ( 11:50pm, March 21 (CST) ).
[21-23:54] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: God damn. Those are big titties, LC.
[21-23:55] 99339, 'Liz: Ahh..
[21-23:59] 99339, 'Liz: Kinda missed you, Justin
[22-00:03] EXIT: Liz has left the chat ( 11:59pm, March 21 (CST) ).
[22-00:03] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Heh. I'm getting super lag in here from my school network
[22-00:08] EXIT: Justin Sane has left the chat ( So turn me loose... ).
[22-00:58] JOIN: Zayri Cresh has entered.
[22-09:41] JOIN: Marc Harding has entered.
[22-10:49] JOIN: Isamu Eden has entered.
[22-11:22] JOIN: Get a Name! has entered.
[22-11:33] JOIN: Isamu Eden has entered.
[22-11:36] 42dd6, *Isamu Eden: ( Stupid picture. )
[22-11:48] 38ae5, ºMazzik : 'lo Isamu
[22-11:49] 42dd6, *Wing Commander Eden: Hey Mazzik.
[22-11:50] 38ae5, ºMazzik : Vote on the poll
[22-11:50] 42dd6, *Wing Commander Eden: Already did. ^_^
[22-11:51] 38ae5, ºMazzik : Awesome.
[22-11:52] 38ae5, ºMazzik : I am really looking forward to the event
[22-11:52] 38ae5, ºMazzik : It may be bigger than Yavin
[22-11:52] 42dd6, *Isamu Eden: When is it, so I can know when to have some free time.
[22-11:53] 38ae5, ºMazzik : In a week or two
[22-11:53] 38ae5, ºMazzik : Probably two
[22-11:53] 38ae5, ºMazzik : Since I still have to do a write-up for it
[22-11:53] JOIN: Knees has entered.
[22-11:54] 42dd6, *Isamu Eden: Alright, sounds good to me.
[22-11:56] 38ae5, ºMazzik : We need people to take commandos on the ground
[22-11:58] 42dd6, *Isamu Eden: I could probably do both.
[22-11:58] JOIN: Get a Name! has entered.
[22-11:58] faf1a, Get a Name!: I fought the law, but the... law won!
[22-11:59] 42dd6, *Isamu Eden: Anyway, my lunch break is almost over with. Time to get back to work. BBL.
[22-11:59] EXIT: Isamu Eden has left the chat ( 11:59am, March 22 (CST) ).
[22-12:00] 748b7, 'Knees: *blink*
[22-12:04] EXIT: Knees has left the chat ( 12:00pm, March 22 (CST) ).
[22-12:09] JOIN: Mr. J has entered.
[22-12:10] 8019a, Mr. J: What is up world!!!
[22-12:18] 38ae5, ºMazzik : Corellia is going to be so awesome.
[22-12:23] JOIN: Falcon24 has entered.
[22-12:25] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : ur mom is going 2 b so awesome
[22-12:25] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : wtf i am a droid
[22-12:26] NICK: Falcon24 changed nick to R2-Falc2.
[22-12:28] 38ae5, ºMazzik : wtf ur name should be r2-Gay2 u fag
[22-12:32] NICK: R2-Falc2 changed nick to R2-Gay2.
[22-12:33] 63c64, ºV : Hello?
[22-12:33] NICK: R2-Gay2 changed nick to Falcon24.
[22-12:33] 0c1b5, *Falcon24: helo V
[22-12:37] 63c64, ºV : Hunk
[22-12:40] 38ae5, ºMazzik : wtf your name should be Gay-V u fag
[22-12:45] NICK: V changed nick to God.
[22-12:45] 63c64, ºGod : Be silent
[22-12:46] 38ae5, ºMazzik : wtf
[22-12:46] 38ae5, ºMazzik : You have offended my Christian sensibilities.
[22-12:47] 63c64, ºGod : Tough
[22-12:47] EXIT: Shane Coltar has left the chat ( :( ).
[22-12:47] 63c64, ºGod : Better delete you then from the world
[22-12:48] 63c64, ºGod : you are condemned to Hell
[22-12:48] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : :O
[22-12:48] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : rofl
[22-12:48] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : tell him raltise isn't gonna be bait :(
[22-12:53] NICK: Mazzik changed nick to BAIT --aka-- Raltise.
[22-12:53] 38ae5, BAIT --aka-- Raltise: 'lo i am bait for ne'kressis
[22-12:54] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : hey mazzik watch this
[22-12:55] 0c1b5, *Victor Warren : *having planted the tracker on the paddywagon that Coltar and Archer were carted off in, he quickly finds the station they were jailed at. He locates their cell, hovers across from it via his jetpack, and fires a rocket from the rocket launcher through the cell window, thus obliterating it and its inhabitants*
[22-12:55] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : oh well looks like Coltar's not doin anything
[22-12:56] 38ae5, ºMazzik : *nulls RP*
[22-12:56] 38ae5, ºMazzik : Whoops
[22-12:56] 38ae5, ºMazzik : :P
[22-12:56] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : nope u r banned from doin that it is a legal rp
[22-12:57] 38ae5, ºMazzik : Nope
[22-12:57] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : God make mazzik stop being homogay
[22-12:57] 38ae5, ºMazzik : u posted my damage u moder
[22-12:57] 63c64, ºGod : *A bolt of lightning strikes Victor - with sonic force also before he can fire the rocket*
[22-12:57] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : that was because u were a sitting duck
[22-12:58] 0c1b5, *Victor Warren : *as he explodes, he sets off about 50 white phosphorous grenades that are strapped to his person, thus obliterating a 30 yard radius*
[22-12:58] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : o snap
[22-12:59] 63c64, ºGod : *the grenades were duds. doh*
[22-12:59] 0c1b5, *Victor Warren : *no they weren't*
[22-13:00] 63c64, ºGod : *were*
[22-13:00] 63c64, ºGod : <-- *circle*
[22-13:00] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *Ubermensche moves into low orbit above Tatooine and bombards the holy fck out of Mos Eisley even though he has no reason for doing so roffles*
[22-13:01] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : *blows up mazzik through the internet*
[22-13:01] 38ae5, ºMazzik : ROFL
[22-13:01] 38ae5, ºMazzik : *explodes*
[22-13:01] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : i win
[22-13:02] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : he left too
[22-13:02] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : so i am the victor
[22-13:02] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : the victor warren that is roflroflroflroflrl4k5h6j45j
[22-13:05] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : am i rite
[22-13:08] 63c64, ºGod : Oh my god you killed Mazzik
[22-13:10] 63c64, ºGod : *poofs to go eat*
[22-13:10] b1dfa, 'Stoney: OMFG I hate my life :(
[22-13:11] JOIN: Get a Name! has entered.
[22-13:11] 63c64, ºGod : I hate my character only having 71850 XP
[22-13:11] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : stfu
[22-13:12] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : i am still writing the paper that i needed to turn in on thursday
[22-13:12] b1dfa, 'Stoney: I failed my chem quiz
[22-13:14] b1dfa, 'Stoney: V: in what?
[22-13:18] JOIN: Marc Harding has entered.
[22-13:18] 63c64, ºGod : D&D
[22-13:19] 6d21c, Get a Name!: oh the ego comes out now. V's proclamed himself God now
[22-13:19] b1dfa, 'Stoney: What lvl/class?
[22-13:19] b1dfa, 'Stoney: Henry VIII started his own Church. V's a Brit, he can do stuff like that :/
[22-13:20] b1dfa, 'Stoney: WTF church not Church, dagnabbit.
[22-13:20] JOIN: Isamu Eden has entered.
[22-13:20] 6d21c, Get a Name!: so V's like Henry .. storming off while grabbing his balls and going '' I'm the fuckin Pope now.. har har har !"
[22-13:20] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : LOL
[22-13:22] 63c64, ºGod : 9/3 - Wizard/Blackguard
[22-13:22] 63c64, ºGod : *poofs for food again*
[22-13:22] JOIN: Mr. J has entered.
[22-13:23] 8019a, Mr. J: *Fucking moshes.*
[22-13:23] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : *kicks J in the balls*
[22-13:23] b1dfa, 'Stoney: OMFG, you should make him a lvl11 Wiz and then turn your char into a lich.
[22-13:24] 38ae5, ºMazzik : WTF
[22-13:24] 38ae5, ºMazzik : MY COMPUTER DIED
[22-13:24] b1dfa, 'Stoney: It's like 120k gp and some item creation feat for a phylactery.
[22-13:24] 38ae5, ºMazzik : AFTER FALC SAID HE EXPLODED ME
[22-13:24] 6d21c, Get a Name!: Ding Dong the lich is dead.. the lich is dead... O_O OF COURSE ITS DEAD !
[22-13:24] 8019a, Mr. J: Ha! My balls are invulnerable to your kicking attacks. *Grabs his mountain dew, rolls a dice and then kicks Falcon in the balls.*
[22-13:25] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : *has immortal testicles*
[22-13:25] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : LOL I GOT U GOOD MAZZIK
[22-13:25] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : I HACKED U
[22-13:26] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : that'll teach you to not use raltise as bait
[22-13:26] 8019a, Mr. J: They may be immortal...but they arent invulnerable. Now pull them back out of your stomach so I can kick them back up there again.
[22-13:26] 38ae5, ºMazzik : wtf
[22-13:26] 38ae5, ºMazzik : I'm telling Jezral on u
[22-13:26] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : *bans J from life*
[22-13:26] b1dfa, 'Stoney: We fought a lich last session.
[22-13:27] 8019a, Mr. J: *Bans Falcon from things...like..air.*
[22-13:27] 6d21c, Get a Name!: *bans Mazzik from procreating... one's enough*
[22-13:27] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : *doesn't need air to live, cause victor warren's got those cool drugs that let him not need to breathe*
[22-13:28] 8019a, Mr. J: Oh yeah? Well lets see how much your ass know's about flying! *Throws Falcon off a cliff.*
[22-13:28] 6d21c, Get a Name!: ... Falco IS a bird... dolt *smacks J... then steals his hat*
[22-13:29] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : haha
[22-13:29] 8019a, Mr. J: Oh yeah. Hey! Give me my hat back!
[22-13:29] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : owned
[22-13:29] 8019a, Mr. J: *Dips Falcon in oil.* Haha! Fly now!
[22-13:29] 6d21c, Get a Name!: *shits in the hat and gives it back*
[22-13:29] 8019a, Mr. J: its not owned. its pwned.
[22-13:29] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : *has a jetpack*
[22-13:29] 8019a, Mr. J: Get it right.
[22-13:29] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : LOL
[22-13:30] 8019a, Mr. J: *Looks at hat. Tosses it away and poof has a new one.*
[22-13:30] b1dfa, 'Stoney: I killed a wraith.
[22-13:30] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : o yea well i killed ur mom
[22-13:30] 8019a, Mr. J: I killed a highlander. Haha! There can only be one!
[22-13:30] 6d21c, Get a Name!: i pissed on a Terrasque
[22-13:31] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : i killed a sabbat
[22-13:31] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : i was all like *headshot with the sniper rifle*
[22-13:31] 8019a, Mr. J: I flipped god off.
[22-13:31] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : awesome
[22-13:31] 8019a, Mr. J: I was like "Hey god. you suck at life."
[22-13:31] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : and judging by your face he flipped you off back
[22-13:32] 8019a, Mr. J: Yeah
[22-13:32] 8019a, Mr. J: He did
[22-13:32] 8019a, Mr. J: He did
[22-13:32] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : O SNAP
[22-13:32] 8019a, Mr. J: He did
[22-13:32] 8019a, Mr. J: O_O
[22-13:32] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : rofl
[22-13:32] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : you broke the internet
[22-13:32] 38ae5, ºMazzik : BURN.
[22-13:32] 8019a, Mr. J: That sucked.
[22-13:32] 8019a, Mr. J: I didnt break the internet.
[22-13:33] 8019a, Mr. J: I uh..broke your mom!
[22-13:33] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : that was sophisticated
[22-13:33] 6d21c, Get a Name!: I Created the Internet !
[22-13:33] 8019a, Mr. J: You know me. Dr. J
[22-13:33] NICK: Get a Name! changed nick to Al Gore.
[22-13:34] 8019a, Mr. J: Al Gore! Kill it!
[22-13:35] 6d21c, Al Gore: the Internet is MINE ! I MADE IT !
[22-13:35] 6d21c, Al Gore: that hat wouldnt be possible without the Internet... its mine too !
[22-13:38] b1dfa, 'Stoney: Which of the following correctly describes a method for specifying how a router loads the Cisco IOS software?
[22-13:40] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : J looks like a giant fart.
[22-13:41] 6d21c, Al Gore: it uploads it from your computer, then shuts down the router services while it patches itself dude.
[22-13:41] 6d21c, Al Gore: the file format is Binary, and its not software. its Firmware
[22-13:42] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : it plugs the other end of the phone cord into the second slot on the dialup modem, thus initiating clieant sied protectian and making yuo saef from hax0rs
[22-13:42] 6d21c, Al Gore: not necessarily Falco.
[22-13:43] 6d21c, Al Gore: if a hacker knows your setup he can hack into your network
[22-13:43] 6d21c, Al Gore: i've seen it done. a friend of mine hacked into his own home network from campus
[22-13:43] b1dfa, 'Stoney: Finished the damn quiz anyway.
[22-13:44] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : uh i'm just making stuff up
[22-13:44] 6d21c, Al Gore: lemme guess.... Intro to Networking ?
[22-13:44] 6d21c, Al Gore: or is it Routers an WANS ?
[22-13:45] b1dfa, 'Stoney: Cisco class of not learning I
[22-13:46] b1dfa, 'Stoney: I'm a router n00b. I HATES routers.
[22-13:46] b1dfa, 'Stoney: Who are you, Al Gore/
[22-13:46] b1dfa, 'Stoney: ?
[22-13:46] 6d21c, Al Gore: someone you dont like
[22-13:47] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : it is jim i bet
[22-13:47] b1dfa, 'Stoney: That describes...like...everyone.
[22-13:47] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : i dunno
[22-13:47] 6d21c, Al Gore: someone very few people here like, actually
[22-13:47] b1dfa, 'Stoney: No, I like Jim.
[22-13:47] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : justin? marc?
[22-13:47] b1dfa, 'Stoney: Hmmm...that idiot Falcon24..?
[22-13:47] b1dfa, 'Stoney: Oops.
[22-13:47] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : :(
[22-13:48] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : i h8 u 2 stoney
[22-13:48] NICK: Al Gore changed nick to Roki.
[22-13:48] 6d21c, Roki: Me
[22-13:48] b1dfa, 'Stoney: Flanders: "I think we hit someone!" Homer: "I hope it's Flanders! Hahahahaha-hey, you're alright!"
[22-13:48] b1dfa, 'Stoney: WTF.
[22-13:48] b1dfa, 'Stoney: Is he doing here?
[22-13:48] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : MY SECOND GUESS
[22-13:48] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : but i like roki
[22-13:48] b1dfa, 'Stoney: DAMNIT JUST BECAUSE TOW IS DEAD DON'T DRAG SOD DOWN TOO
[22-13:48] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : so u r a liar
[22-13:48] 6d21c, Roki: like i said
[22-13:49] b1dfa, 'Stoney: Having said that, I must leave. *throws cape around himself and vanishes*
[22-13:49] 6d21c, Roki: oh fuck you you son of a bitch
[22-13:49] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : wtf
[22-13:50] 6d21c, Roki: just because you never got your way, shitstick...
[22-13:51] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : wtf?
[22-13:51] 6d21c, Roki: not you
[22-13:51] 6d21c, Roki: Stoney
[22-13:51] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : ok
[22-13:53] NICK: Roki changed nick to Get a Name !.
[22-13:54] 6d21c, Get a Name !: *slips back into obscurity*
[22-14:01] JOIN: Rob has entered.
[22-14:04] 6d21c, Get a Name !: O_O
[22-14:08] a8d13, 'Rob: O_O
[22-14:08] 6d21c, Get a Name !: o_o
[22-14:10] a8d13, 'Rob: O_o
[22-14:10] 6d21c, Get a Name !: o_O
[22-14:11] 30462, ºRonica : *blink*
[22-14:12] 6d21c, Get a Name !: oh great
[22-14:13] a8d13, 'Rob: Yep.
[22-14:14] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : HI VERRRRRONICA.
[22-14:14] 6d21c, Get a Name !: she's also an admn, i'm not even going to attempt it in here.
[22-14:14] 30462, ºRonica : Hello boys. And a special HI to Falcon.
[22-14:15] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : I am going to go do stuff now bee are bee.
[22-14:15] a8d13, 'Rob: Attempt what? plate spinning..? bungee jumping...?
[22-14:15] 6d21c, Get a Name !: trying to rp
[22-14:16] a8d13, 'Rob: Hey Ronnie.
[22-14:16] 30462, ºRonica : It's common fact, Rob, that the mere presence of a dot by my name makes the act of roleplaying nigh impossible.
[22-14:16] 30462, ºRonica : Get with the times, man.
[22-14:17] 6d21c, Get a Name !: especialy for certian people
[22-14:19] a8d13, 'Rob: Sorreh, I'm a little out of touch lately.
[22-14:19] 6d21c, Get a Name !: nah, you just dont know all sides.
[22-14:20] 30462, ºRonica : That's fine, I'll try to keep you in the know.
[22-14:20] JOIN: Isamu has entered.
[22-14:21] 42dd6, Isamu: Work=snore fest today. *falls over*
[22-14:21] 30462, ºRonica : Where do you work?
[22-14:22] 42dd6, Isamu: At FSU's College of Business. I'm a computer tech.
[22-14:23] 30462, ºRonica : That does sound deathly boring to me.
[22-14:23] 42dd6, Isamu: It is. There's a few times it's not so much, but most of the time it is. Anywho, I'm going home now, on account that my co-worker just did. BBS.
[22-14:24] EXIT: Isamu has left the chat ( 2:23pm, March 22 (CST) ).
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[22-14:45] 30462, ºRonica : *rules over the emptiness with an iron fist. Makes lunch*
[22-14:52] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : I am back, friends and web buddies.
[22-14:53] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Also, I finally finished that paper I had to have done by last Thursday. Hahahahaha.
[22-14:56] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : I felt like a world of shit last week, but now I am feeling high-flying and fancy-free.
[22-14:56] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : And it has nothing to do with the crack I just snorted.
[22-14:56] 30462, ºRonica : Awesome. How much do you get off for handing it in late?
[22-14:57] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Apparently, from talking with other people, this particular teacher is a real softie, so I don't think he'll take anything off.
[22-14:58] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : I talked to a friend who had this teacher for a class freshman year and turned in the first paper a month and a half late, and got an 89.
[22-14:58] 30462, ºRonica : That's silly. I dislike teachers that don't respect their own deadlines.
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[22-14:59] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : I like them, mostly because I am a tempermental writer and favor quality writing and thought over punctuality.
[22-14:59] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Teachers like that is how lazy-asses like myself are able to pass.
[22-14:59] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : It means that what's important is not obeying dates but rather the content and quality of the paper therein
[22-15:00] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Besides, this professor is cool. He's my thesis mentor, course advisor, the head of the English department, and also the guy who runs the trip to England each year, which I am going on this summer.
[22-15:00] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : He's an awesome guy.
[22-15:01] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : So in conclusion, boners.
[22-15:01] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: o.O
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[22-15:02] 8019a, Mr. J: Someone say my name?
[22-15:02] 63c64, ºGod : Yes
[22-15:02] 63c64, ºGod : You heard me in your head
[22-15:03] 63c64, ºGod : Welcome my child
[22-15:03] 30462, ºRonica : You're entitled to your own opinion. Doesn't change mine.
[22-15:03] 8019a, Mr. J: No you silly goose. I don't believe in you, therefore you don't exist.
[22-15:03] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Or, unless your name is boners.
[22-15:03] 8019a, Mr. J: Boners..haha you did it again.
[22-15:03] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Thought so.
[22-15:03] 63c64, ºGod : I am silly. I have no character chain
[22-15:04] NICK: God changed nick to Zhil.
[22-15:04] 63c64, Zhil: wtf am I doing aggh
[22-15:04] NICK: Zhil changed nick to God.
[22-15:04] NICK: God changed nick to V.
[22-15:04] 63c64, ºV: crap
[22-15:04] 63c64, ºV : w00t
[22-15:04] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : http://underwearninja.com/pictures/cabin/IMG_2916.jpg
[22-15:04] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Boners.
[22-15:05] 63c64, ºV : He is playing an old clear purple Game Boy Advance
[22-15:05] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : That's the end of the argument. I win.
[22-15:06] 8019a, Mr. J: Wow. That's amazing. You would never know he had something in his pocket I mean, it looks so real. really.... *sarcasm.*
[22-15:07] 63c64, ºV : Nah the GBA is real
[22-15:07] 63c64, ºV : Unless its one of those dummy ones Nintendo send to stores
[22-15:07] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : J is jealous. He wishes he had a GBA like that.
[22-15:08] 8019a, Mr. J: No way. Cardboard cutout. Has't be
[22-15:09] 63c64, ºV : Actually, Nintendo sent us a dummy GBA SP. It looks exactly like the real thing, except the sorry fact it cant play games :P
[22-15:11] 8019a, Mr. J: wtf.
[22-15:11] 8019a, Mr. J: That is stupid.
[22-15:11] 8019a, Mr. J: *finds himself reading the phone book again...*
[22-15:12] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : *considers IC*
[22-15:13] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: *considers such as well*
[22-15:15] 30462, ºRonica : *also mayhaps considers*
[22-15:15] 8019a, Mr. J: *Yes. Considers.*
[22-15:16] 63c64, ºV : OH CRAP *hasnt done something. Goes to do it*
[22-15:17] 8019a, Mr. J: Haha. V forgot to wipe.
[22-15:17] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Well damn it, boobs are awesome.
[22-15:17] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: *Yep, he meanders out of the showering facility on board the Husaria, a tower drapped over his shoulder. With a glance around the hall, he wanders back in the direction of his quarters, whistling. And yes, he's dressed.*
[22-15:19] 30462, ºRonica : *has boobs. Ergo, is awesome*
[22-15:19] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : I agree.
[22-15:19] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: ( Whoo for boobage. )
[22-15:19] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : I could stare at boobs all day.
[22-15:20] 8019a, Mr. J: Yeah. Boobs make life fun, so do tight jeans.
[22-15:21] 63c64, ºV : So glad I crashed the wedding
[22-15:21] 63c64, ºV : *has tight jeans*
[22-15:22] 8019a, Mr. J: Don't lie. You have a wiping problem.
[22-15:22] 63c64, ºV : No, I have a bin bag to fill
[22-15:22] 63c64, ºV : its quite tiresome
[22-15:22] 8019a, Mr. J: Lies!
[22-15:23] 8019a, Mr. J: Admit you wear man diapers!
[22-15:23] 8019a, Mr. J: anyway. I'm off to shower and make myself presentable. Right now I smell like an ape with stubble.
[22-15:23] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : So yes, in conclusion, boobs are awesome, and rp is equally awesome. Does that mean that rp = boobs? A man can dream.
[22-15:23] 63c64, ºV : Whats the special occassion Mr J?
[22-15:24] 8019a, Mr. J: Gonna go get me a new job. My asshole forman made me quit this morning.
[22-15:24] 8019a, Mr. J: His name is Austin. Please, send him firebombs and dead animals.
[22-15:24] 63c64, ºV : Suck, not blow Mr J
[22-15:25] 8019a, Mr. J: *snaps his fingers.* Maybe that is what I was doing all along. *thumbs up* Thanks V!
[22-15:26] EXIT: Mr. J has left the chat ( So I says to him "Why do you keep getting a cat stuck up your ass?" and he says "To catch the gerbil that got stuck last week." ).
[22-15:28] 63c64, ºV : Anyway...rp
[22-15:28] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : But wait a minute.
[22-15:28] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : What happens if boobs and boners met? Truly, something awesome might result.
[22-15:29] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: *Disapears into his quarters and stuff*
[22-15:29] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : ((*peers IC now*))
[22-15:30] 30462, *Ailis Shale : ((*can have her meeting with Red?*))
[22-15:30] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : ((Thought you were gonna have your chat with Falcon first. *could go IC as Falcon too, since Slis and he went back to Tatooine*))
[22-15:31] 30462, *Ailis Shale : ((No, I'd rather meet with Red first.))
[22-15:32] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : ((..Ooookay. Just trying to think of it continuity-wise since once Ailis chats with Red that means her leave is up and she's not on Tatooine anymore.))
[22-15:34] 30462, *Ailis Shale : ((Unless she goes back against his wishes. Who knows.))
[22-15:34] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : ((Fair enough.))
[22-15:34] 63c64, ºV : *has no characters that are Rmenant or NR*
[22-15:34] 63c64, ºV : *bar Drax who is a senator*
[22-15:35] 6d21c, Get a Name !: *has no chars at all* so quit yer bitchin'
[22-15:35] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *he sits within his private quarters on the Ubermensche, chair facing away from his desk. He stares wistfully out of the viewport into the expanse of stars before him. Not much longer until they make the trip back.*
[22-15:38] 30462, *Ailis Shale : *walks behind the aide that is escorting her to Red's quarters. Is not dressed in her eye-catching armour, but rather a standard military uniform. Stops as the aide knocks on Red's door and announces her*
[22-15:38] 6d21c, Get a Name !: and the bird killed the room, good going *patpat*
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[22-15:38] 6d21c, Get a Name !: i take that back
[22-15:40] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *He would bolt up from the chair upon hearing her name, a wide smile on his face. He approaches the door, and keys it open, the mechanism snapping open with a hiss, and he now stands before the aide and Ailis. He nods to the aide, essentially letting him know that he's dismissed, and he now looks at the royal guard, still smiling all the same.* Ailis, dearest of all my friends! I'd give you a hug, but that's against military protocol.
[22-15:40] EXIT: Get a Name ! has left the chat ( 3:38pm, March 22 (CST) ).
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[22-15:41] 6d21c, Get a Name!: grr
[22-15:43] 30462, *Ailis Shale : *matches his exuberance with something more recalling a grimace than a smile* Hello, Grand Admiral.
[22-15:44] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *the smile fades to a more passive smirk, and he stands there for a few seconds before abruptly stepping aside.* Oh! Come in, come in! How was your leave?
[22-15:45] 30462, *Ailis Shale : Dull. For the most part. *moves past him into his quarters, glancing about with a keen eye*
[22-15:47] NICK: Stoney changed nick to Former President Ike Eisenhower.
[22-15:47] 679a6, Former President Ike Eisenhower: Ace.
[22-15:47] f10a5, 'White Owl: ...Watch IKE lately Stone?
[22-15:47] 6d21c, Get a Name!: wtf
[22-15:48] 679a6, Former President Ike Eisenhower: Wee randomness.
[22-15:49] 679a6, Former President Ike Eisenhower: This handle is too long :/
[22-15:49] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *the door closes behind her as she steps inside. He moves over toward his desk once more, settling down into the chair behind it. He reclines in it, folding his hands before him.* Really? That's a shame. I thought you had a date?
[22-15:49] 679a6, Former President Ike Eisenhower: Image owns though. *keeps*
[22-15:49] NICK: Former President Ike Eisenhower changed nick to Stoney.
[22-15:49] f10a5, 'White Owl: Yes.
[22-15:51] 30462, *Ailis Shale : No. *bluntly*
[22-15:52] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *he frowns at this, leaning forward.* Then who were you with when I contacted you a couple of days ago?
[22-15:53] 6d21c, Get a Name!: her Eunich
[22-15:54] 30462, *Ailis Shale : Someone was having me followed. I can't imagine who.
[22-15:56] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *he raises an eyebrow* Really... *he seems genuinely surprised by this.* That's no good. You have a description?
[22-15:56] 30462, *Ailis Shale : I never saw his face.
[22-15:59] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *he taps his fingers on the desk* Sooo...what? He was wearing a helmet?
[22-16:01] 30462, *Ailis Shale : A mask. *walks over to the viewport, glancing out at the expanse of space. Doesn't look at Red much*
[22-16:05] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *he taps his chin* A mask...we'll have to look into that. Any thoughts on who could've sent him?
[22-16:06] 30462, *Ailis Shale : No, I'm completely in the dark.
[22-16:07] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *he shrugs, and sits up, beginning to look over a datapad on his desk.* Well, I'll have intelligence keep an eye out. ((Psst, does Ailis make her Force prowess known? Like does she visibly carry a lightsaber around?))
[22-16:08] f10a5, *Holonet Commercial : *Fades in. An alien with an extremely large exposed brain is communicating telepathically to the holonet audience* {Are you still using a spoon to eat your yogurt? Get with the program!} *Alien begins levitating around the room by virtue of his telekinetic powers while techno music plays* {Get Telegurt!} *A spherical container orbits around its head and shoots out streams of yogurt into its mouth* {The yogurt you eat with your mind!} *Fades*
[22-16:09] 679a6, 'Stoney: Scam.
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[22-16:10] 30462, *Ailis Shale : I'm certain you will. ((Yes.))
[22-16:10] f10a5, *Holonet Commercial : Nah.
[22-16:10] f10a5, 'White Owl: Nah.
[22-16:11] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *he pushes the datapad aside.* As you know, we'll be heading back to Remnant space in a little while. I asked you to come with us because, frankly, I'm a little concerned. *he folds his hands on the desk and tilts his head to look at her.*
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[22-16:11] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Yawn*
[22-16:11] 679a6, 'Stoney: It'd have to be. No such telepathic powers exist in SW :/ this isn't cheesy japanime-athon.
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[22-16:12] 679a6, 'Stoney: Telepathic races do indeed exist in SW, but it's rare that they focus their abilities to the extent that they can move things, and mostly those races are a rarity.
[22-16:12] f1df6, *Kalen Vostan : Hey
[22-16:13] NICK: Get a Name! changed nick to Archer.
[22-16:13] 679a6, 'Stoney: Hey, Kalen.
[22-16:13] 30462, *Ailis Shale : Concerned, Grand Admiral? *lofts a brow*
[22-16:13] f1df6, *Kalen Vostan : 'Sup?
[22-16:14] 57d69, Violent J: *looks about*
[22-16:14] faf1a, Archer: *leans back, against the wall. Pats his pocket and finds he is out of smokes, swearing at the prospect. He looks around his cell and curses again. This time cursing Shane Coltar.*
[22-16:16] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *he nods.* Yes. I realize you are fully capable of taking care of yourself, but as the head of this ship we call the Imperial Remnant, I don't want to take any chances. The galaxy is a twisted place right now, and, well...I wouldn't be much of a Grand Admiral if I let those damn bugs and their cult harm one of my most trusted officers. *he looks down at the datapad once more.*
[22-16:17] 679a6, 'Stoney: This book on the Faerûn campaign set is elite.
[22-16:17] 57d69, Violent J: *does dirty things to Ailis' avatar*
[22-16:17] 30462, *Ailis Shale : To be perfectly frank, sir, there isn't anything I would despise more than being sheltered. I'd much rather face this head on.
[22-16:19] 30462, *Isis Shea : *Elsewhere, in the same military facility in which Archer is located... Stands up from the limp, unconscious body of the guard she just conked in the back of the head. Is holding his keys and access card in one hand, and a blaster in the other, the butt of which was used to deal the blow. Glances about to see if anyone heard, or if there's even anyone around to do any hearing. Drags the body into the shadows*
[22-16:19] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *he twists his lip a bit in response.* Fair enough. I respect an officer who can speak bluntly and honestly. *he reclines in his chair.* I would love nothing more than to do the same, but there is such a thing as knowing your enemy before you strike. You are one of the most proficient warriors I know, Ailis, and I would hate to see you ground up by the Ne'kressis war machine before we get a legitimate chance to strike at them. Hard.
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[22-16:20] f10a5, 'White Owl: lol *Is perfectly Frank*
[22-16:20] faf1a, Archer: *paces from end of the cell to the next* I bloody knew I should have went near that damn megalomaniac....
[22-16:21] 0c1b5, *Victor Warren : *having planted the tracking device on the paddywagon that Archer and Coltar were escorted off in, it does not take him long to locate the military facility where they are being held. He slowly approaches the facility, cane tapping against the sandy road. Not sure what the defenses are like, someone might want to narrate that :P*
[22-16:21] 30462, *Ailis Shale : There's no better way to learn something about your enemy than by confronting it. Reports and research are all well and good, but hold no candle to experience.
[22-16:22] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *he smirks* I'm glad you think that way. Because as a matter of fact, I thought I'd let you in on a little something. See what you thought. *he tosses the datapad toward her*
[22-16:22] 30462, *Isis Shea : ((Oh for fuck's sake.))
[22-16:22] f1df6, *Kalen Vostan : *is sitting in the Mos Eisley cantina*
[22-16:23] 0c1b5, *Victor Warren : ((*chortles*))
[22-16:23] faf1a, Archer: ((laugh it up Fuzzball))
[22-16:24] 0c1b5, *Victor Warren : ((No one loves me. :( ))
[22-16:24] faf1a, Archer: ((Lifes a bitch))
[22-16:24] 30462, *Ailis Shale : *reaches for the datapad, taking it up and flipping it open* What's this?
[22-16:24] f10a5, 'White Owl: I l0v j00 /|[ T0|2
[22-16:25] JOIN: Get a Name! has entered.
[22-16:25] f1df6, *Kalen Vostan : *gets up, and heads back to his ship, pondering going to the other side of the planet, and lifting off into space to avoid the Eclipse*
[22-16:25] 63c64, ºV : Why is Victor there?
[22-16:25] 63c64, ºV : Isnt he supposed to be with Zhalimar
[22-16:25] 0c1b5, *Victor Warren : ((Was a fast-forward thing.))
[22-16:26] 63c64, ºV : upon the Vainglory
[22-16:26] 0c1b5, *Victor Warren : ((Yes. Time warp.))
[22-16:26] 63c64, ºV : You're assuming you are surviving :P
[22-16:26] 0c1b5, *Victor Warren : ((I am.))
[22-16:26] 0c1b5, *Victor Warren : ((You ruin all my fun.))
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[22-16:26] 63c64, ºV : I'll give you 'different fun' ;) ;)
[22-16:26] 0c1b5, *Victor Warren : (( :O ))
[22-16:26] JOIN: Angel of Death has entered.
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[22-16:27] 57d69, Get a Name!: damn this sucks
[22-16:27] 0c1b5, *Victor Warren : ((Just make Zayri and D get teh rp going))
[22-16:27] EXIT: Get a Name! has left the chat ( 4:27pm, March 22 (CST) ).
[22-16:27] faf1a, Angel of Death: *stand atop a building watching Victor. Smirks*
[22-16:27] 30462, *Ailis Shale : ((BURN.))
[22-16:27] 0c1b5, *Victor Warren : ((rofl))
[22-16:28] 63c64, ºV : Well, the rp was paused due to me working earlies :P
[22-16:28] 0c1b5, *Victor Warren : *ignores AoD because he's not registered. BURN.*
[22-16:28] faf1a, Angel of Death: ((That can be rectified. BURN))
[22-16:28] JOIN: Get a Name! has entered.
[22-16:29] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *he kicks his feet up, placing them on the desk, one crossed over another.* I have a little cover ops team of four lovely ladies who will be making a trip to Dathomir soon, once they're briefed. Seems the Directorate is using some space platforms around the planet to resupply and push into the Corporate Sector. They're going to destroy those facilities. Hopefully, it'll push the Directorate's war effort back a little bit. *he tilts his head* Seem forward enough to you?
[22-16:29] f10a5, 'White Owl: Not likely.
[22-16:29] 4629a, Get a Name!: wtf....AoD..
[22-16:29] NICK: Kalen Vostan changed nick to The Other Angel Of Death.
[22-16:29] f10a5, 'White Owl: ...oh yeah BURN
[22-16:29] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : ((*pouncehugs Jen*))
[22-16:29] f1df6, The Other Angel Of Death: Heheheh
[22-16:29] 30462, *Isis Shea : *moves silently around a corner, glancing up and down the length of the cell block for another guard, and finds the place rather deserted. Moves for Archer's cell*
[22-16:30] 4629a, Get a Name!: *is only on for 10...then goes back to work til 10* god i love my job. 9 hour shift. o/
[22-16:30] f1df6, *Kalen Vostan : Ok...
[22-16:30] 0c1b5, *Victor Warren : *not rping anyway since apparently he's still on the Vainglory and not allowed to timewarp, so never mind*
[22-16:30] 4629a, Get a Name!: *pouncehugs back*
[22-16:30] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : ((*clings* No don't go. :( ))
[22-16:30] JOIN: Isamu Eden has entered.
[22-16:30] faf1a, Archer: *hunkers down, muttering* Holed up in this damn place when I should be out there....
[22-16:31] faf1a, Angel of Death: ((Afraid to tackled an unregged character then Falc?))
[22-16:31] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: *By this time, he's wandered down to the hanger bay, and into the cockpit of his restored N-1 Starfighter, the control panel lifted off so he can work on fixing up the wiring abit more*
[22-16:31] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : ((No, just not allowed to because I'm technically not there according to V. Unless V says it's fine, in which case, gladly.))
[22-16:32] 30462, *Ailis Shale : I suppose so. *scans through the datapad before snapping it shut* And what am I to do? Sit around and be saved for who knows what?
[22-16:32] 4629a, Get a Name!: I have to. there's nobody else working.
[22-16:32] f10a5, 'White Owl: Victor would kick your ass AoD. Don't bother.
[22-16:32] 4629a, Get a Name!: *would tackle AoD*
[22-16:32] faf1a, Angel of Death: ((Come on V, you know it'd be amusing. The 'ukillable' Victor Vs little old AoD))
[22-16:33] f1df6, *Kalen Vostan : (( Anyone on Tatooine... maybe in Mos Eisley...?
[22-16:33] faf1a, Angel of Death: ((ROFLMFAO Asif falc, as fucking if heheheheh))
[22-16:33] 30462, *Isis Shea : *stops beside Archer's cell. Stands with her back against the wall beside it, and speaks. He would be able to hear her, but not see her* I have a moral dilemma for you.
[22-16:33] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : ((Ummm, that's Whitey, not me. Jim, you've got some problem with me? Because honestly, everytime I bring in Victor you have to start shooting your mouth off. And I don't know what the hell your problem is.))
[22-16:34] 4629a, Get a Name!: Yummeh. Ed.
[22-16:34] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : ((*hugs Jen*))
[22-16:34] 4629a, Get a Name!: no! Isis! slip him a nailfile!
[22-16:34] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *he looks to her once more.* I honestly don't know. What do you want to do?
[22-16:34] faf1a, Angel of Death: ((Same diff, both white. :P))
[22-16:35] faf1a, Archer: Pepperoni or salami?
[22-16:35] 4629a, Get a Name!: *bites AoD..wanders back towards work*
[22-16:35] f10a5, 'White Owl: Pft.
[22-16:35] 4629a, Get a Name!: *oh...yes. licks Bird*
[22-16:35] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : ((*waves to Jen* Byebye. :( ))
[22-16:35] 30462, *Ailis Shale : Fight.
[22-16:35] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : Well then, by all means. Knock yourself out.
[22-16:36] f10a5, Fuscia Owl: ^.^
[22-16:36] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : ((rofl @ whitey))
[22-16:36] 4629a, Get a Name!: *flee*
[22-16:36] EXIT: Get a Name! has left the chat ( 4:36pm, March 22 (CST) ).
[22-16:37] 30462, *Ailis Shale : I can get you out of here. The moral dilemma lies in two things. The first being that I'm sure the New Republic won't take kindly to you busting out. That's easily remedied by you and I making it look like it was against your will. The second, perhaps more troublesome dilemma, is the fact of whom I work for.
[22-16:37] f10a5, Owl of Death: *Kicks AoD in the head*
[22-16:38] f10a5, Owl of Death: *Kicks AoD in the head*
[22-16:38] 30462, *Ailis Shale : ((FUCKER.))
[22-16:38] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : ((LOL))
[22-16:38] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: *after a few tugs here and there, he gets to a point where he's relatively pleased with the outcome, thus he replaces the panel and sits back in the seat, reclining as much as one can in a cramped cockpit*
[22-16:38] 30462, *Isis Shea : I can get you out of here. The moral dilemma lies in two things. The first being that I'm sure the New Republic won't take kindly to you busting out. That's easily remedied by you and I making it look like it was against your will. The second, perhaps more troublesome dilemma, is the fact of whom I work for.
[22-16:39] f10a5, Tod Eule: Fuchensie diche!
[22-16:39] 30462, *Ailis Shale : *arches a brow at that* Really? I can just head out and maim and kill as I see fit?
[22-16:40] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : Is that really what you want to do, Ailis? Be a commonplace assassin? *he arches an eyebrow* Because I can make it happen, if that's what you want.
[22-16:40] f10a5, Weiss Eule: Not even sure if it's spelled correctly, but it'd sound something like that.
[22-16:41] faf1a, Archer: Its not the IRS is it?
[22-16:41] 30462, *Ailis Shale : I'm sure you're familiar with the line of work I was in for the Emperor.
[22-16:41] JOIN: Jaradon Rocel has entered.
[22-16:41] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : ((Actually, I'm shady. :/ ))
[22-16:42] a7797, *Jaradon Rocel : *Straightens his jacket, adjusts his blaster and struts.* Oh yeah.
[22-16:42] f10a5, A common rock: *Trips Jaradon*
[22-16:43] 30462, *Isis Shea : Goodness no. Nothing that bad. *glances up and down the cellblock once more, unsure of how much time she has* Black Sun, actually. The Dark Princess would like to meet with you. Help you, in fact.
[22-16:43] a7797, *Jaradon Rocel : Shiii-*Trip. Face full of dirt.*
[22-16:43] faf1a, Archer: Well isn't that a coincidence. I was justing thinking about the good lady.
[22-16:44] f10a5, 'White Owl: lol Stoic image shattered.
[22-16:44] 679a6, 'Stoney: How was Jaradon freed?
[22-16:45] 63c64, ºV : You're thinking of his Jedi character
[22-16:45] 679a6, 'Stoney: Oh, right. Jaret.
[22-16:46] 30462, *Isis Shea : How very fortunate. So how does that sound by you? I get you out of here, you come with me.
[22-16:47] a7797, *Jaradon Rocel : ((Yeah. *Whaps.*))
[22-16:47] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *he lets out a sigh* Yes, I've read the reports. Unfortunately, I can't give you free license to go around playing whack-a-Jedi. At least not yet. We need those buggers right now, if only as cannon fodder.
[22-16:47] f10a5, *Holonet Commercial : *Fades in* "Performance. Speed. Power. The new running shoe by Zorbal , Sarlaac, gives you better grip than you ever thought possible. With 3 inch long, retractable spikes, it's no wonder they tear up the competition." *Sung*:"Sar-laac's, *Ka-chiiiing* for when you need grip. *Painful screaming*" *Fades*
[22-16:48] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : ((Man the Holonet looks really ugly))
[22-16:48] a7797, *Jaradon Rocel : ((word.))
[22-16:48] faf1a, Archer: It'd be a horrible shame if I was kidnapped, but whats a man to do?
[22-16:48] 30462, *Ailis Shale : I wasn't suggesting I kill Jedi, exactly. Perhaps we could revise my role for a new enemy. These... Nekressi. Members of the Directorate. The Eclipse. Those would be my targets.
[22-16:49] f10a5, 'White Owl: And that GA Max Red is ass too. I mean...Ick.
[22-16:49] a7797, *Jaradon Rocel : Yes! Take them on!
[22-16:49] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: Hm. *a yawn escapes as he looks over the hanger, attempting to find something of interest to do, a brow thus quirking*
[22-16:51] 30462, *Isis Shea : I'm glad we had this chat. *a hand extends into Archer's view, strapping a small set of explosives on the cell door* Do stand back.
[22-16:51] a7797, *Jaradon Rocel : *Could be...delivering supplies? And would be at the hanger?*
[22-16:51] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *he nods slowly* Fair enough. Do you want names, or do you just want a license to kill?
[22-16:51] 63c64, ºV : I might do White Owl. Dunno. Havent decided
[22-16:51] 30462, *Ailis Shale : The second. I'll find them my own way.
[22-16:52] 11e16, *Isamu Eden: *That'd be cool, but he's in the hanger of the Husaria, unfortunally.*
[22-16:52] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *he places his elbows on the desk and looks down at his hands.* So I take it you'll be staying in New Republic space, then.
[22-16:52] faf1a, Archer: *steps back* Anything for a pretty face.
[22-16:52] a7797, *Jaradon Rocel : *Bah. Ships need supplies too.*
[22-16:53] f10a5, 'White Owl: ...Say what?
[22-16:53] 30462, *Ailis Shale : Only with your permission, naturally.
[22-16:55] a7797, *Jaradon Rocel : ((*Bit his tounge* MOTHER FUCKER!))
[22-16:57] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : ( o.O )
[22-16:58] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *he closes his eyes. Something about this doesn't sit right with him. But...what the hell.* I'll want weekly reports on any undertakings you perform. Unless, of course, doing so would put you at risk. In which case I'll expect an explanation to be in your next possible writeup.
[22-16:58] 30462, *Isis Shea : *moves back as well and taps a pad on the underside of her wrist. The explosives go, and the door swings open with a bang. Somewhere in the facility, NR officers most likely hear the noise and come a-runnin'. Drops something on the ground and steps inside Archer's cell* I figure some witnesses for your untimely kidnapping will be here shortly. *attaches four small explosive packs on his cell wall, the one that would face out onto the street outside of course.*
[22-16:59] f10a5, *Holonet Commercial : *Fades in. A man is crying over a sink, the mirror cracked.* *Voice from nowhere* "What's wrong Mr. Red?" Red: "I'm so damn ugly...I-...I cant stand it anymore. When I looked in the mirror today, it shattered... What can I do?" Voice: "Try the Owl mask, my friend." Red: "Owl mask?" Voice: "Yes, the Owl mask. It'll make you as sexy as the famous White Owl and you'll never shatter another mirror!" *Bright flash as Red's face changes into Owl's* Red: "Incredible!" *Fades to call-this-number screen* Voice: "The form fitting Owl mask - When your face shatters mirrors." *Fades*
[22-16:59] 30462, *Ailis Shale : *seems genuinely pleased at this, a far cry from her crotchy expression when she first came in*
[22-16:59] f10a5, 'White Owl: Maybe that was a little harsh... lol
[22-16:59] faf1a, Archer: *walks to the opposite side* In this place? I'd be surprised if they could manage a brisk walk, never mind run.
[22-17:00] a7797, *Jaradon Rocel : ((Bull. If they have an Owl mask then they have to have J's economy sized penis pump.))
[22-17:00] f10a5, 'White Owl: lol I don't think they'd advertise that on a Holonet.
[22-17:00] f10a5, 'White Owl: But I'll make one up I guess.
[22-17:01] a7797, *Jaradon Rocel : ((Believe me. They'd have too, or I'd destroy them))
[22-17:03] f10a5, 'White Owl: What are you talking about Jaradon? O.o
[22-17:03] f10a5, 'White Owl: lol
[22-17:03] a7797, *Jaradon Rocel : ((I don't know. Just rambling.))
[22-17:04] 30462, *Isis Shea : Perhaps you're right. *moves back as well and taps the wrist pad again. The explosives, especially designed for this kind of work in small quarters, blow out a section of the wall without much issue. Removes a blaster and points it at Archer, and waits*
[22-17:04] faf1a, Archer: *puts his hands behind his head and walks towarss the new exit* Now, the good lady wanted to see me alive... right?
[22-17:05] 30462, *Isis Shea : ((*invites anyone to play the inept NR prison guards that will fail to rescue Archer from the clutches of some mystery chick. Already double-tasking*))
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[22-17:05] 30462, *Isis Shea : This is just for show.
[22-17:05] JOIN: Gomer Pyle NRMC has entered.
[22-17:06] a7797, Gomer Pyle NRMC: Suprise suprise suprise!
[22-17:06] faf1a, Archer: *keeps walking* yeah, I know, its just last time I had a gun pointed at me, it was one of my own side trying to kill me...
[22-17:07] a7797, Gomer Pyle NRMC: *Guards and such. Rifle slung over his shoulder.*
[22-17:08] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : Well... *he looks at Ailis once more.* ...if you're intent on staying in the system, then you're free to leave.
[22-17:09] 30462, *Isis Shea : Variety is always good. *when the dust clears, Archer would see a speeder waiting* Get in. *being witnessed? Good. Gives Archer a shove for authenticity's sake*
[22-17:09] 30462, *Ailis Shale : Thank you, Grand Admiral. *dips into a bow*
[22-17:09] faf1a, Archer: *stumbles in with an 'oof'.* Don't suppose you smoke?
[22-17:10] a7797, Gomer Pyle NRMC: ((C'mon Owl. Be a guard.))
[22-17:10] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *he waves his hand lightly* No need for those formalities, Ailis. *he lowers his eyebrows* And call me Max. Of all the people in this damned Remnant, you're the only one I'd consider to be on any equal footing.
[22-17:11] f10a5, 'White Owl: ...Guarding what?
[22-17:12] a7797, Gomer Pyle NRMC: ((Yeah. What am I guarding?))
[22-17:13] 30462, *Isis Shea : ((I'm kidnapping someone out of yourfacility.))
[22-17:14] 30462, *Ailis Shale : I'm afraid first person informalities are not compatible with my training.
[22-17:14] a7797, Gomer Pyle NRMC: *Guards* Well gee sarge. I'm bored.
[22-17:15] 30462, *Isis Shea : There's a pack in the glove compartment. *glances over her shoulder, finding no one there* This is...enormously impressive. I am in awe of the New Republic.
[22-17:15] JOIN: Justin Sane has entered.
[22-17:15] f10a5, Ferdinand Orlay NRMC: *Guards*
[22-17:16] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Gomer Pyle? What the fuck?
[22-17:16] a7797, Gomer Pyle NRMC: *Guards too. Heh.*
[22-17:16] faf1a, Archer: Tell me about it *reaches for the pack, taking one out* Is it any wonder we're having trouble in this war.
[22-17:17] f10a5, Ferdinand Orlay NRMC: *Guards hardcore*
[22-17:17] a7797, Gomer Pyle NRMC: *Guards way better, Ferdinand's a wuss. Just look at his name.*
[22-17:18] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: so...Isis is breaking Quinn out of jail because why?
[22-17:18] faf1a, Archer: ((She lost a poker bet))
[22-17:19] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: That's bullshit and you know it Jim
[22-17:19] JOIN: Marc Harding has entered.
[22-17:19] f10a5, Ferdinand Orlay NRMC: *Wtf is wrong with Ferdinand? Checks his weapon*
[22-17:19] 017b3, *Marc Harding : (( NRMC? ))
[22-17:19] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : *Upon reaching the decision to find something more fun to do, the cherry-red N-1 Starfighter blasts out of Husaria's Hanger Bay, immediatly swooping upwards and twisting around, skimming the hull of the ship as the thrusters hit full and it takes off in the opposite direction.*
[22-17:19] NICK: V changed nick to Lieutenant Dibley.
[22-17:19] a7797, Gomer Pyle NRMC: ((New Republic Marine Core))
[22-17:20] f10a5, Ferdinand Orlay NRMC: (( I'm guessing it means New Republic Marine Core ))
[22-17:20] 63c64, Lieutenant Dibley: OOC: Random colour
[22-17:20] a7797, Gomer Pyle NRMC: ((Corp. 'scuse me.))
[22-17:20] f10a5, Ferdinand Orlay NRMC: (( w00+ ))
[22-17:20] 63c64, Lieutenant Dibley: OOC: BAD
[22-17:20] 30462, *Isis Shea : ((Because Black Sun wants to speak with him.)) Okay, screw this. We're leaving. There's explosions and rubble and you can come back with tales of great struggles. Say there were 15 of me and that you faught valiantly. *hops into the driver side of the speeder*
[22-17:20] a7797, Gomer Pyle NRMC: *Has a blaster pistol at his side. and a rifle. Yeah.*
[22-17:20] f10a5, Ferdinand Orlay NRMC: (( Corps, Excuse you ))
[22-17:21] 017b3, *Marc Harding : (( LMAO Gomer Pyle! That was a great show! The other guy should be Colonel Hogan. ))
[22-17:21] f10a5, Ferdinand Orlay NRMC: *Has a heavy repeating blaster.*
[22-17:21] faf1a, Archer: Or I could just say the guards here suck, I was tired, hungry and unarmed, and you had a nasty looking gun. Oh, that and I cried like a little girl.
[22-17:21] 63c64, Lieutenant Dibley: *Runs down the corridor that Gormer and Ferdinand are in, blaster pistol drawn - two other cadets with him* Explosion detected in Sector 3A
[22-17:21] a7797, Gomer Pyle NRMC: *Has a bigger...bah, not even going to go into it.*
[22-17:22] f10a5, Ferdinand Orlay NRMC: *Yeah...that's right. Ferdinand = pwnage*
[22-17:22] a7797, Gomer Pyle NRMC: *Jumps up, grabbing his rifle in one hand and takes off after the Lieutenant*
[22-17:22] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *he shakes his head* Fair enough. Dismissed, Miss Shale. *he looks down at the datapad again.*
[22-17:23] 30462, *Isis Shea : There's tissue in the glove compartment too. Don't go mussing up your makeup with tears. *starts up the speeder, the craft rising from the ground*
[22-17:24] faf1a, Archer: I don't intend to, this eyeliner is a bitch to apply i'll have you know.
[22-17:24] 63c64, Lieutenant Dibley: *Speaks into the commlink* Squads are to converge upon Sector 3A. *alarms and such*
[22-17:24] 63c64, Lieutenant Dibley: *run run run*
[22-17:24] 30462, *Ailis Shale : Thank you again, sir. *turns on her heels and heads for the door. Quite excited about her new assignment and free reign to hunt*
[22-17:25] 017b3, *Marc Harding : (( I want to shoot escaping prisoners... ))
[22-17:25] f10a5, Ferdinand Orlay NRMC: *Clanks along next to Gomer...except swifter and cooler looking*
[22-17:25] a7797, Gomer Pyle NRMC: *Bullshit! Reaches a spot near sector three a after running a while. Immediatly drops to a knee and takes aim with his rifle. Fires.*
[22-17:26] 0c1b5, *Grand Admiral Maxwell Red : *he feels a little uneasy about what he's done, but figures he can't really keep a tight leash on her. As she leaves, he leans close to the datapad, looking it over thoroughly. Immersed in thought.*
[22-17:26] 63c64, Lieutenant Dibley: *spot Isis and Archer* Halt! *calls out, raising one hand palm out towards them.*
[22-17:27] f10a5, Ferdinand Orlay NRMC: *Keeping Gomer out of his LOF, squeezes trigger and lets bolts fly*
[22-17:27] faf1a, Archer: ((Kidnapped prisoners Marc))
[22-17:27] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : I should really rig up a comm to play music in this beast. *A corkscrew combined with a loop and he's heading back toward the Husaria at full speed, decidely putting his ship through it's paces*
[22-17:27] 017b3, *Marc Harding : (( Well shoot, I just want to shoot SOMEONE. ))
[22-17:27] a7797, Gomer Pyle NRMC: *Way better shot than Ferdinand*
[22-17:28] 30462, *Isis Shea : Tell me about it. *hears an alarm going and suddenly has shots whizzing past her head* Son of a bitch! There they are. *turns around and fires her blaster wildly, not really aiming. Then hunches down low in the speeder and presses one more button on the underside of her wrist. The item she'd dropped earlier, a smoke bomb, goes poof, filling the cell with -- omg what?? -- smoke*
[22-17:28] f10a5, Ferdinand Orlay NRMC: *Bullshit, has a heavy repeating blaster on full auto and STILL maintains a better bolt spread*
[22-17:29] a7797, Gomer Pyle NRMC: *Has a bigger penis. HA!*
[22-17:29] faf1a, Archer: *smirks* careful, they might scratch your paintwork.
[22-17:29] 63c64, Lieutenant Dibley: *Shot down by Ferdinand since his full auto repeating blaster has a spread and he was in front*
[22-17:29] f10a5, Ferdinand Orlay NRMC: *A blaster bolt from Isis's weapon sears off Gomer's penis*
[22-17:30] a7797, Gomer Pyle NRMC: *Smoke! AAAH! **Cough.Cough***Gets his penis shot off, screams and turns around rifle checking Ferdinand right in the balls.*
[22-17:30] f10a5, Ferdinand Orlay NRMC: *Is too damned good to hit a superior officer*
[22-17:30] a7797, Gomer Pyle NRMC: ((We're bumbling idiots remember?))
[22-17:31] f10a5, Ferdinand Orlay NRMC: *However, as he is clocked in the nuts, keels over and his shots go wild; annihilating Dibley in the process*
[22-17:31] 63c64, Lieutenant Dibley: *Goes down to the ground anyway....then begins to crawl forward*
[22-17:31] 63c64, Lieutenant Dibley: *now dies to stray shots. Friendly fire*
[22-17:32] 30462, *Isis Shea : *hears various screams and shots. Winces slightly* That's embarrassing. *guns the engine and roars out of there*
[22-17:32] NICK: Lieutenant Dibley changed nick to Cadet Ripley.
[22-17:32] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: That's some pretty inept guards.
[22-17:32] faf1a, Archer: You think its embarressing? This is my affiliation we're talking about.
[22-17:32] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: I don't even think Stormtroopers are that inept.
[22-17:32] a7797, Gomer Pyle NRMC: ((word. Finest the NR has to offer.))
[22-17:33] 63c64, Cadet Ripley: I take charge! Men! Follow me! *Runs off, blaster rifle firing after Isis amongst the haze as he storms off towards a nearby parked military speeder.*
[22-17:33] 017b3, *Marc Harding : (( Ripley needs an NRMC tag. ))
[22-17:33] f10a5, Ferdinand Orlay NRMC: *Rolling in pain, accidentally activates a concussion grenade on his belt*
[22-17:34] a7797, Cadet Lemons NRMC: Roger! Roger! *Follows Ripley, heads for say a parked speederbike?*
[22-17:34] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : *As he passes the ship he once again brings the hull a few meer meters away from the bottom of the fighter, not even slowing up as he shoves the control foward and toward the left, causing the N-1 To flip upward and out away from Husaria. Once the ship has gone through it's full flip, he slows up abit, bringing the ship to cruise next to the larger* Not too bad, I may need to tighten up the controls abit more. And I defintely need rig music. No sense in flying like a mad-man if you can't rock out while doing such.
[22-17:35] 63c64, Cadet Ripley: *Jumps into the SPEEDER. Then zooms on after Isis' speeder - after Lemons dives in the back*
[22-17:35] a7797, Gomer Pyle: *See's a light go on on the grenade, screams* Grenade!! *Jumps ontop of Ferdinand, in the process of covering the grenade actually ends up pinning ferdinand too. Inept**Boom*
[22-17:35] 30462, *Isis Shea : Hey, we've got more coming. Maybe they'll redeem it yet. *takes a corner hard, screaming around the bend and heading off down a side street*
[22-17:35] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *will be hitting the bottle pretty early tonight*
[22-17:35] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Lemons? Dont' you mean Lemmings?
[22-17:35] faf1a, Archer: *hold his head in his hand* Smehow, i doubt it.
[22-17:36] a7797, Cadet Lemons: *Hanging on in the back of the speeder, Blaster pistol drawn and ready. Not as stupid as Pyle.*
[22-17:36] a7797, Cadet Lemons: ((Lemons. I'm using my wierd last name.))
[22-17:36] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : ( *snickers at Kalle* )
[22-17:36] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: *A big, bad-ass swoop roars in fury behind Isis*
[22-17:37] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Its a joke...whoever the fuck you are
[22-17:37] 63c64, Cadet Ripley: *The speeder turns down after Isis, Ripley getting a blue spinning light to place on the bonnet. It lights up, whirling around* [Nee naa nee naa nee naa] Open fire! Aim to disable them!
[22-17:38] a7797, Cadet Lemons: ((Hehe))
[22-17:38] 017b3, *Marc Harding : (( WTF is NRSF? Special Forces? ))
[22-17:38] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: (( Yup ))
[22-17:38] JOIN: Get a Name! has entered.
[22-17:38] a7797, Cadet Lemons: *Nods, taking the pistol in one hand, and steadying his aim by resting it against his left forarm.**Opens fire on the engines of the speeder.*
[22-17:39] faf1a, Archer: (9ha, AoD was originally NRSF))
[22-17:40] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: *Over loudspeaker* Attention! Slow your craft to a halt immediately or be destroyed!
[22-17:40] a7797, Cadet Lemons: *Warning shot to add to that last statement.*
[22-17:40] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : *A few more fancy spins and a quick turn to fly right in front, and deathly close to the bridge, he decides to pack it up and head in for a few rounds of booze, thus, he heads back toward the hanger. Upon reaching it, he slams the stick sideways, allowing for one last corkscew as he enters the hanger, the starfighter's landing gear lowering while it's still upside down. It right's itself before landing naturally, and cockpit opens, allowing Isamu to hop out*
[22-17:41] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *hmm.... Can't possibly compete with the manueverability and speed of a swoop. Hopes the guy on top of it is as dumb as guards from earlier. Turns down another street, and spies a garbage barge sloooooowly moving through an intersection and blocking it completely. Guns her engine to full*
[22-17:41] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: I saw that.
[22-17:42] 30462, *Isis Shea : *hmm.... Can't possibly compete with the manueverability and speed of a swoop. Hopes the guy on top of it is as dumb as guards from earlier. Turns down another street, and spies a garbage barge sloooooowly moving through an intersection and blocking it completely. Guns her engine to full*
[22-17:43] 30462, *Isis Shea : ((*closes the other window. Is too retarded to have two open.*))
[22-17:43] faf1a, Archer: *inhales slowly on his cigarette* you are enjoying this far to much.
[22-17:43] a7797, Cadet Lemons: ((Haha. You're retarded.))
[22-17:44] 63c64, Cadet Ripley: *Guns his own speeder to full* [nee naa nee naa nee naa nee naa]
[22-17:45] a7797, Cadet Lemons: *Hangs on. Starsky and Hutch style, complete with Sabatoge playing in the background.*
[22-17:45] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: *Isn't. Follows Isis down street and guns the swoop up the wall and barrel rolls over the barge*
[22-17:45] a7797, Cadet Lemons: *Oh yeah. Has a mustache.*
[22-17:46] a7797, Cadet Lemons: *Points* BARGE!!! *Tries to slam his foot down on the imaginary passenger side break*
[22-17:47] 30462, *Isis Shea : *has yet to reach the barge so Orvin barrel-rolling over it already would be kind of counterproductive.*
[22-17:48] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: *Unless I wanted to block your path of travel?*
[22-17:48] faf1a, Archer: Well, at least he's keen.
[22-17:49] 63c64, Cadet Ripley: *Wants Lemons to fire on Isis. Vroom vroom goes speeder as it zooms after Isis* [nee naa nee naa]
[22-17:49] a7797, Cadet Lemons: *Fires on Isis. Keeps the bolts flying, aiming for the engines in the back.*
[22-17:50] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : BLOW THEM UP
[22-17:50] 017b3, *Marc Harding : Falcon I love it when you talk dirty.
[22-17:51] 30462, *Isis Shea : *the barge, packed with garbage several metres high, is held up by repulsors like most vehicles, and is essentially creating a wall.* Duck. *Turns the craft hard and kills the speeder's engines, which drops the speeder down to the ground. It scrapes along at breakneck speed and is just low enough to be cleared by the barge. Anyone barreling down on the barge would probably smack into it*
[22-17:51] a7797, Cadet Lemons: ((Uh oh! Marc's horny! RUN!))
[22-17:51] 017b3, *Marc Harding : (( *wonders who said that* ))
[22-17:51] faf1a, Archer: Wha... oh, yeah. *does so*
[22-17:52] a7797, Cadet Lemons: ((The J did!))
[22-17:52] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: *And Ripley is right behind Isis...*
[22-17:52] 017b3, *Marc Harding : (( Hey Ripley, believe it or not? ))
[22-17:53] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: *As he said before: "Big, badass swoop"*
[22-17:54] 63c64, Cadet Ripley: *Is rather talented and copies Isis move, cutting the engines to let his speeder fall to the ground. Ducks* [nee naa clunkety clunk naa nee clunk]
[22-17:55] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : *fartys*
[22-17:55] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : *farts.*
[22-17:55] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : *then goes to the bathroom*
[22-17:55] a7797, Cadet Lemons: *Ducks too*
[22-17:55] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: *farts*
[22-17:55] 017b3, *Marc Harding : You totally just took me out of the mood.
[22-17:56] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : ( *tests out a new picture* )
[22-17:58] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: *Blows a path through the garbage with mounted lasers*
[22-17:58] 30462, *Isis Shea : *guns the engine as soon as the barge is out of the way and pushes the craft to its fullest as she hurtles down the street. Rather disappointed that didn't work, cos it's always a neat trick. Goes old fashioned, then, and grabs a thermal detonator off her belt, activates it, and tosses it over her shoulder*
[22-17:59] 63c64, Cadet Ripley: *Hears a plop click in the back of the speeder as the thermal detonator lands within. Turns back on the engines, will let Lemon deal with it..or not.*
[22-18:00] JOIN: Cadet Lemons has entered.
[22-18:01] a7797, Cadet Lemons: Shit! *Grabs the detonater. No time! Dives out of the speeder holding onto it...and gets blown to smitherines.*
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[22-18:02] faf1a, Archer: Can i sit up yet?
[22-18:03] 30462, *Isis Shea : *hears the boom and glances over her shoulder to see the stupid speeder still there. Turns back and cuts another sharp turn down the next street. To Archer* Well, they've gone from embarrassing to annoying.
[22-18:04] 63c64, Cadet Ripley: *Poor Lemons...:( Speeder is rocked by the explosion but guns forward all the more, turning after Isis.* [nee naa nee naa]
[22-18:06] f10a5, Orvin G'Wall: *Follows Isis down the street, everything around them blurring*
[22-18:06] f10a5, Orvin G'Wall NRSF: *Follows Isis down the street, everything around them blurring*
[22-18:06] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: *Follows Isis down the street, everything around them blurring*
[22-18:07] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: *Loudspeaker* I will NOT warn you again! Slow your craft to a halt immediately or suffer the consequences!
[22-18:07] 30462, *Isis Shea : *steers with one hand as she grabs her blaster with the other and fires behind herself wildly. Is firing blind, since she's keeping her eyes on the road*
[22-18:09] faf1a, Archer: ((Brb,))
[22-18:10] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: *Deftly dodges blasterfire until a stray bolt scores through his helmet and sears off the upper part of his right ear* AAARGH!....*Bobbles for a moment with swoop but regains control and opens fire on walls ahead of Isis*
[22-18:11] 63c64, Cadet Ripley: [nee naa nee n-] *Light gets blasted off. Thats it! Reaches down to draw his own blaster pistol - and although driving, has Isis in front of him. Fires.*
[22-18:16] 30462, *Isis Shea : *banks her craft sharply to avoid the fire. Well, this is just getting silly. Has a harpoony thing like what Luke uses in ESB, just slightly more sturdy and mounted to her speeder. Steers the craft hard right, almost scraping against the side wall. Fires the harpoon into the side of the wall across from her and then kicks the speeder into reverse. The craft stalls in place momentarily, and then shoots backwards. The idea here of course being to clothesline one or both of them*
[22-18:19] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: *Rears up his swoop almost instantly and pushes off of it, jumping at Isis's speeder. His swoop is, by the way, heading straight for the harpoon line almost head to tail straight up.*
[22-18:19] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: *Rears up his swoop almost instantly and pushes off of it, jumping at Isis's speeder. His swoop is, by the way, heading straight for the harpoon line almost head to tail straight up.*
[22-18:19] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: *Rears up his swoop almost instantly and pushes off of it, jumping at Isis's speeder. His swoop is, by the way, heading straight for the harpoon line almost head to tail straight up.*
[22-18:22] 63c64, Cadet Ripley: *Attempts to pull up over it, yet the line catches the underside rear of the speeder and flips it up and over. Tumbles end over end - wasnt wearing a seatbelt so cracksh is skull open upon the ground as he topples out the hurtling out of control speeder.*
[22-18:25] 30462, *Isis Shea : *the impact of Ripley's speeder hitting the line jolts her speeder hard, but luckily she is wearing her seatbelt. Bad guys fly safe. Hits the release on the harpoon, which frees her speeder and let's it continue to zoom backwards*
[22-18:28] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: *Hits Isis's speeder extremely hard, leg audibly CRUNCHes* *Lets out an unearthly scream, but his hand flys for a hold and finds one, making a duller thud than it should*
[22-18:30] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : ( Hm.. )
[22-18:30] 30462, *Isis Shea : ((A hold on what? Her speeder?))
[22-18:31] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: (( Yes. ))
[22-18:33] 30462, *Isis Shea : *rocked by the impact of hitting Orvin. Goes forward into the dashboard of the speeder hard. Slams her forehead against the front and instantly regrets taking neat toys like the harpoon over safety features. The speeder spins to a stop and she shakes her head and turns around to look at Orvin*
[22-18:35] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: You know...where the fuck is Archer this entire time
[22-18:35] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: (( I was wondering the same thing lol ))
[22-18:35] 30462, *Isis Shea : ((Jim BRB-ed.))
[22-18:36] 30462, *Isis Shea : ((So let's just assume he's a little beat up from the wild ride.))
[22-18:37] JOIN: Rob has entered.
[22-18:38] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: *His helmet is smoking and ripped apart* *Presently removes the shattered helm with free hand* *Breathing heavily*
[22-18:40] 30462, *Isis Shea : Not cool, man. Not cool. *slams the speeder forward, with enough speed that Orvin would have to be pretty superhuman to keep a grip and not slide right off*
[22-18:42] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Isis is hott.
[22-18:42] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: You're one hearty bi- *Jolt dislocates his shoulder and, while holding on for only a half second, gains enough inertia to send him rolling to the ground.*
[22-18:44] 30462, *Isis Shea : *the speeder bolts forward, but is a little dinged up. Doesn't trust the craft to make it all the way into the Dune Sea without breaking down. Hisses quietly through her teeth and tries to figure out where she is, and where the nearest Black Sun safehouse where she could acquire alternate transportation is*
[22-18:44] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: *Rolls to a stop and passes out. All banged up*
[22-18:45] 6e21f, *Corteme : {watching the action from a near by ally, then waves to Isis} Yoohoo!
[22-18:46] 30462, *Isis Shea : *blinks at Corteme. Glances around to make sure there aren't anymore NR folk and slows the craft down, bringing it around to halt by Corteme* What the hell are you doing here?
[22-18:47] 6e21f, *Corteme : Fucking around in the city, heard the commotion and headed over.
[22-18:48] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : *in a flash of light, the Firebird winks into existence once more above the planet of Tatooine. Of course, coming from the unknown territories, he arrives on the opposite side of the planet, far from the Eclipse fleet, hopefully out of sensor range. He carefully pilots the ship into the upper atmosphere, descending toward Mos Eisley.*
[22-18:49] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: *Lies there...all beat up 'n shit.*
[22-18:50] 30462, *Isis Shea : Well, that's super for you. However, I have a job to do. So unless you're not just happy to see me and that's a brand new speeder in your pocket, I've got to be going.
[22-18:51] 6e21f, *Corteme : {draws his pistol and puts a blaster bolt in the back of Orvin's head} Actually, I was about to suggest you can take my speeder.
[22-18:52] 30462, ºRonica : *nulls the blaster bolt. Orvin lives*
[22-18:53] 6e21f, *Corteme : ((He's not a real char! Wtf!))
[22-18:53] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Poor Orvin.
[22-18:53] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : ((Corteme wants to be hardcore.))
[22-18:53] 30462, *Isis Shea : ((He is now. Someone needs to be alive to report back about what happened, and everyone else is dead.))
[22-18:53] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: (( *Is real!* *Kicks Corteme in the shin* ))
[22-18:54] 0c1b5, *Victor Warren : *isn't dead....yet :( *
[22-18:54] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : I am mad at everyone now.
[22-18:55] 6e21f, *Corteme : ((Oh true
[22-18:55] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : I knew Victor was gonna die eventually and I actually was fine with that, but because some people started to bitch about Victor, now V is like "yeah he's gonna die pretty soon".
[22-18:55] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : So in conclusion, you're all fags. Or at least a select few of you are.
[22-18:56] 6e21f, *Corteme : ((*doesn't give a shit about Victor*))
[22-18:56] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Fair enough.
[22-18:56] 30462, *Isis Shea : I'll take your speeder, sure. But dump this one. Let the New Republic find it. *hops out of the speeder, presumably with Archer in tow. Archer is uncharacteristically silent tonight, or some such.*
[22-18:57] JOIN: Azhrei has entered.
[22-18:57] c2305, 'Rob: ...Oi.
[22-18:57] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: (( How about unconcious? =P ))
[22-18:58] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: Falcon, stop complaining because your character isn't as invincible as you wanted him to be. And no more insults like that.
[22-18:58] 6e21f, *Corteme : ((I mean I don't give a shit since none of my chars will have to deal with him, so it doesn't matter to me. :P))
[22-18:59] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Hey, fuck you Azhrei. I'm sick of this bullshit. I've been in a perpetually bad mood for the past week and a half, and it's largely due to assholery in this chat. So what the fuck ever, I'm done.
[22-18:59] EXIT: Falcon24 has left the chat ( 6:59pm, March 22 (CST) ).
[22-18:59] 6e21f, *Corteme : Will do, Isis. {smiles at her, and hops in her wrecked speeder, driving off}
[22-19:00] *** Azhrei sets mode +b 0c1b5 for 600 seconds
[22-19:00] c2305, 'Rob: ..sweet tangy christ. o_o
[22-19:01] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: Fck sake.
[22-19:01] 30462, *Isis Shea : *takes Corteme's speeder and zips and zooms off into the Dune Sea, blah blah blah, gone*
[22-19:03] 6e21f, *Corteme : {breaks off a piece of the cracked speeder hull to jam the ignition full tilt once he gets into the edge of the city, then tosses a thermal detonator into the middle and dives out, letting it speed off for about 10 seconds before KABLAMMO!
[22-19:04] 6e21f, *Corteme : }
[22-19:06] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: *3 NR transporters swoop by and one, seeing Orvin still breathing, pick him up while the other two follow the signal of the tracking device on the mangled speeder. Come up empty handed as it is in several thousand pieces now.*
[22-19:07] 6e21f, *Corteme : {also gone from the scene of the wreckage, just so he doesn't get caught. :P}
[22-19:07] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : *Currently in the Recreation Lounge of the Husaria, half-drunk and sitting around with other NPC type pilots, exchanging war stories, and laughing it up in general*
[22-19:08] JOIN: Get a Name! has entered.
[22-19:09] adafd, Get a Name!: Damn, was hoping you'd make the ban longer. Ugh, I'm totally not in the right state of mind to deal with people right now. If you'll excuse me, I think I'll be taking a break from roleplaying for a while.
[22-19:10] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: *Is taken back to base and will heal for a loooong time. Or at least till he is aware enough to tell about the incident*
[22-19:10] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: *Eyes* That was my first ever ban. I generally get on with people enough not to have to use it. I don't like using it and don't want to. I never expected it of him, but I will use it if needed.
[22-19:10] adafd, Get a Name!: Because it's astounding, really, but in the past two years or so that I've been back I have never actually genuinely been angry or aggrivated over stuff with other chatters. So I have to take some time and find out why.
[22-19:10] adafd, Get a Name!: PS it's me Falc heh
[22-19:11] adafd, Get a Name!: But anyway, I'm going to go philosophize awhile. Apologies for blowing my stack. *tips hat*
[22-19:11] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: Yes, well, I hope not to see such behaviour from you again.
[22-19:11] 6e21f, *Corteme : ((*slaps Falco* snap out of it))
[22-19:11] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: B'bye, then.
[22-19:11] 6e21f, *Corteme : {totally standing in alley way, pondering what the fuck to do to get back now}
[22-19:12] adafd, Get a Name!: Heh Azh you have to realize something about me, on the internet I have a massive complex, outside of rping I work for a big gaming fansite and am fairly well-known and respected. So I'm not particularly used to taking orders. I snap when people order me. Tis common reflex. apologies, again.
[22-19:13] adafd, Get a Name!: *goes to see a man about a suite for next year, ta ta*
[22-19:14] EXIT: Get a Name! has left the chat ( 7:13pm, March 22 (CST) ).
[22-19:16] 6e21f, *Corteme : Oh wait, duh. {hits a button on his comm and signals for a taxi from the BlackSun headquarters}
[22-19:18] 6e21f, *Corteme : {totally takes a BS taxi back to the BS base, wooo, riding in style}
[22-19:21] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: /cheer self
[22-19:22] f10a5, Orvin G'wall NRSF: (( Boos ))
[22-19:22] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: *Drinks Tanora. Eats chocolate doughnut. Is happy*
[22-19:24] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: *slaps Whitey*
[22-19:29] JOIN: Get a Name! has entered.
[22-19:31] f10a5, 'White Owl: Boo.
[22-19:31] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Boo?
[22-19:32] f10a5, 'White Owl: I am displeased with the lack of magnificence in your exit.
[22-19:33] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: I am displeased with your face. So we're even. Fucko.
[22-19:34] f10a5, 'White Owl: Well. I can't really change my face that much, but you could stop sucking so damned hard =P
[22-19:34] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: You can get plastic surgery!
[22-19:36] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: Be nice, Justin. At least Owl is brave enough to put his face online :P
[22-19:38] JOIN: Get a Name! has entered.
[22-19:38] f10a5, 'White Owl: HAH.
[22-19:38] edf7c, Get a Name!: *tackles whitey*
[22-19:38] f10a5, 'White Owl: Aieeeee!
[22-19:39] edf7c, Get a Name!: Whitey's awesome. *huggses him*
[22-19:39] f10a5, 'White Owl: *R0x0rs*
[22-19:41] edf7c, Get a Name!: :-P
[22-19:42] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Wtf are you talking about. My picture is online
[22-19:43] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: Not visible in a chat :P
[22-19:44] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: No, its not. Because I'm not a fucking retard. Mullet boy.
[22-19:44] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: Ho ho.
[22-19:44] edf7c, Get a Name!: ffs, Justin. why do you have to be a jerk that way?
[22-19:45] f10a5, 'White Owl: lmap. He's got you there Azhrei.
[22-19:45] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: He's Justin. And I always figured my first ban would be him. O_O
[22-19:47] edf7c, Get a Name!: mrph.
[22-19:47] f10a5, 'White Owl: =P
[22-19:50] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Falls asleep*
[22-19:50] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Because I am a jerk
[22-19:50] edf7c, Get a Name!: *curls up on whitey's lap*
[22-19:55] JOIN: D has entered.
[22-19:56] 913c0, 'D: WHY
[22-19:56] 913c0, 'D: Why is it when I finally get online, everyone I need to continue my RP decided to bugger off?
[22-19:56] edf7c, Get a Name!: poor D. *gives him a teddy bear to cheer him up*
[22-19:57] JOIN: Get a Name! has entered.
[22-19:57] 913c0, 'D: o_o who're you?
[22-19:58] edf7c, Get a Name!: it's a mystery. O_O
[22-19:58] 913c0, 'D: O_O
[22-19:58] 913c0, 'D: dammit. now I'm in the mood to rp.
[22-19:59] edf7c, Get a Name!: aww. *gives him a crayon drawing since obviously the teddy bear was not enough*
[22-19:59] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : o.O
[22-19:59] edf7c, Get a Name!: *waves to Isamu*
[22-20:00] 913c0, 'D: :(
[22-20:00] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : *waves back* I'm curious too. Who are you?
[22-20:00] edf7c, Get a Name!: you know me, Isamu.
[22-20:00] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: *Hugs the GaN*
[22-20:01] edf7c, Get a Name!: but I don't want to give myself away quite yet.
[22-20:01] edf7c, Get a Name!: *hugs rohan back* :-P
[22-20:02] JOIN: White Owl has entered.
[22-20:02] edf7c, Get a Name!: *pounces whitey*
[22-20:03] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : I do? Er, sure I do.
[22-20:03] f10a5, 'White Owl: Arg. No. Calamity. Distress. *Sleepy^
[22-20:03] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: *smashes Whitey*
[22-20:03] edf7c, Get a Name!: you do. *nods* *Apologizes to whitey and curls up on his lap instead*
[22-20:04] f10a5, 'White Owl: Ah. Flies...running into me...
[22-20:04] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : *blinkblink*
[22-20:07] edf7c, Get a Name!: *will offer no clues*
[22-20:07] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : O-kay then.
[22-20:07] JOIN: Knees has entered.
[22-20:10] 748b7, 'Knees: *killed ze room*
[22-20:11] edf7c, Get a Name!: *hugs Knees*
[22-20:11] 748b7, 'Knees: *hugs Gany?*
[22-20:11] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : *waves to Knees*
[22-20:12] 748b7, 'Knees: Heya, John. :)
[22-20:12] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : Hey, how's things?
[22-20:12] 748b7, 'Knees: Depressing now that I'm not at Nay's. To be honest. You?
[22-20:13] 913c0, 'D: *huggles Knees too*
[22-20:13] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : I'm doing okay. Bored, but okay. Sorry to hear it, sweetheart.
[22-20:13] 748b7, 'Knees: *prouncehuggles D*
[22-20:13] 748b7, 'Knees: :) It won't be too long until I won't have to leave. Here's hoping.
[22-20:14] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Snores*
[22-20:14] 748b7, 'Knees: *throws some hugs at Owlie*
[22-20:17] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Is hit by hugs*
[22-20:17] 748b7, 'Knees: :(
[22-20:19] 748b7, 'Knees: Well, I was just checking in. I better leave before the people who dislike me show up. :)
[22-20:19] f10a5, 'White Owl: Who could dislike Knees?
[22-20:20] 748b7, 'Knees: Lol, plenty of people.
[22-20:20] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: O_O
[22-20:20] 748b7, 'Knees: None like sweet Owlie, though. :)
[22-20:20] 913c0, 'D: *hearts Knees* ^_^
[22-20:20] 748b7, 'Knees: *waves at Azhrei*
[22-20:21] 748b7, 'Knees: *hearts D alsoly*
[22-20:21] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: *Hugs Knees, then goes back to lurkdom*
[22-20:22] 748b7, 'Knees: *hugs too, and hugs everyone else* Bye ^_^
[22-20:22] EXIT: Knees has left the chat ( 8:22pm, March 22 (CST) ).
[22-20:26] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : *falls over*
[22-20:27] JOIN: Falcon24 has entered.
[22-20:27] 0f773, *Falcon24 : HI
[22-20:27] edf7c, Get a Name!: *tackles Falco*
[22-20:27] 0f773, *Falcon24 : i am sry for being lame earlier web buddies
[22-20:27] 0f773, *Falcon24 : *tackled*
[22-20:28] 913c0, 'D: your always lame.
[22-20:28] 913c0, 'D: oops
[22-20:28] JOIN: Rob has entered.
[22-20:28] 0f773, *Falcon24 : i propose that to RESOLVE TEH ANGST, Victor Warren suddenly dies of a heart attack and that is teh end of the subplot
[22-20:28] 913c0, 'D: I mean, HI Falco :D
[22-20:28] 0f773, *Falcon24 : HI D
[22-20:29] edf7c, Get a Name!: *Waves to Rob*
[22-20:30] 0f773, *Falcon24 : all of teh problems of me scuffling with other chatters are stemming from me playing victor so the solution is to make the character mysteriously disappear forever
[22-20:30] 0f773, *Falcon24 : ON THIS MATTER, I HAVE THOUGHT LONG AND HARD. AND WRITTEN A LOGICAL PROOF.
[22-20:30] 0f773, *Falcon24 : Which I then threw out.
[22-20:30] 679a6, 'Stoney: Bwahahaha. My ranger's dexterity is 28.
[22-20:30] edf7c, Get a Name!: *lol*@falzor
[22-20:31] 913c0, 'D: 'lo Rob
[22-20:31] 0f773, *Falcon24 : azhrei i know u r there i am sry web buddy let's make up
[22-20:31] 0f773, *Falcon24 : gimme a kiss :O
[22-20:32] 913c0, 'D: Falco: "azhrei i know u r there i am sry web buddy let's make up out"
[22-20:32] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: Christ, no, go away. And I'm busy, so feck off :P
[22-20:33] 0f773, *Falcon24 : D i just said that
[22-20:33] 913c0, 'D: :D
[22-20:33] 679a6, 'Stoney: 28.
[22-20:33] 0f773, *Falcon24 : *gives azhrei a hug, possibly in a homosexual way* y don't u love me :~(
[22-20:33] 679a6, 'Stoney: My GOD.
[22-20:33] 679a6, 'Stoney: I mean...
[22-20:33] 679a6, 'Stoney: MY GOD!!
[22-20:33] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: *Isn't here to be given a hug, hahaha*
[22-20:34] 0f773, *Falcon24 : : (
[22-20:34] 0f773, *Falcon24 : fine i will go crawl in the corner and work on being entirely aloof and apathetic again
[22-20:34] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Snore*
[22-20:34] 0f773, *Falcon24 : tis how i have managed to survive all this time and my lack of aloofness as of late is why i have been getting into fights
[22-20:34] edf7c, Get a Name!: any of you fine and upstanding star wars fans know Elvish?
[22-20:34] 0f773, *Falcon24 : so to you i say...MEH
[22-20:34] 913c0, 'D: ...thats falco for..."I'm going to wank off, don't bother me"
[22-20:34] edf7c, Get a Name!: awwww *likes the non aloof falco*
[22-20:35] 913c0, 'D: am I right, Falco? :D
[22-20:35] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: *Puts hand up*
[22-20:35] EXIT: Falcon24 has left the chat ( It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch ).
[22-20:35] 679a6, 'Stoney: Oh god, don't even start GaN..
[22-20:35] 679a6, 'Stoney: Heeeeere we go..
[22-20:35] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : *shakes his head* I learned alittle, but gave up on it after awhile.
[22-20:35] 0f773, *Falcon24 : No it wasn't :(
[22-20:35] 0f773, *Falcon24 : It means I am going to be all 'meh' again online
[22-20:36] edf7c, Get a Name!: *just needs to know the definition of something. is puzzled by someone's use of it...does not know it herself*
[22-20:36] 0f773, *Falcon24 : also i am not at my dorm so clearly i can't go wank off
[22-20:36] 0f773, *Falcon24 : i am going to do some larp stuff so bye
[22-20:36] EXIT: Falcon24 has left the chat ( 8:36pm, March 22 (CST) ).
[22-20:36] 6859c, 'Rob: *Delayed reaction wave to GaN*..*peers*..Ten?
[22-20:36] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: Try me?
[22-20:36] edf7c, Get a Name!: Not Ten.
[22-20:37] edf7c, Get a Name!: mélanyë, elenion ancalima
[22-20:37] 679a6, 'Stoney: Whenever you don't know what an elvish word means, it's probably svirfneblin. *nodnod*
[22-20:37] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: From the game, right?
[22-20:37] edf7c, Get a Name!: I have no idea.
[22-20:38] edf7c, Get a Name!: it's something a friend of mine put in a profile. and I wasn't even positive it was elvish, but another friend confirmed that that is its origin.
[22-20:38] JOIN: Marc Harding has entered.
[22-20:39] 679a6, 'Stoney: My GOD...my ranger attacks at +31/+26/+21/+21 with her bow.
[22-20:40] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: Well, they shout that in the game, and I've always wondered at it. "Anca" means jaws. "Elenion" is the Quenya word for star - it's the collective plural. Not sure what "Melanye" means.
[22-20:42] f10a5, 'White Owl: lol *Searching all the pjj chats* "Impure Impressions"?
[22-20:43] edf7c, Get a Name!: *puzzled. a lot*
[22-20:43] 679a6, 'Stoney: BRB
[22-20:44] edf7c, Get a Name!: ah. a friend of mine thinks Melenye comes from the word Love or some such.
[22-20:44] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: Heh, well anca isn't necessarily the same as ancalima.
[22-20:44] 9263b, 'Rob: ..Luna?
[22-20:44] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: It could be
[22-20:45] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: "Mela" means love, yes.
[22-20:45] edf7c, Get a Name!: *not luna*
[22-20:45] edf7c, Get a Name!: hrm.
[22-20:45] f10a5, 'White Owl: Rob, are you ever on IM?
[22-20:46] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Gany?
[22-20:47] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: "Melamin" is "my love"
[22-20:48] edf7c, Get a Name!: that is most decidedly not what Melenye means then.
[22-20:50] bb8bc, 'Rob: Not much lately, no. I'm having pretty bad problems with my modem.
[22-20:50] edf7c, Get a Name!: *jaw drops* They just refused to buy me Chocolate!
[22-20:51] 913c0, 'D: I'm guessing it;s jem...
[22-20:52] edf7c, Get a Name!: wrong, D.
[22-20:52] 38ae5, ºMazzik : What's up guys
[22-20:52] edf7c, Get a Name!: or do you mean the word Melenye?
[22-20:52] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : I saw that Impure Impressions chat. Didn't realize there were yaoi fans around...x.x
[22-20:52] 38ae5, ºMazzik : Let's get this party started
[22-20:52] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: I'm guessing its Gany still.
[22-20:52] 38ae5, ºMazzik : *gets naked*
[22-20:52] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : And I think GaN is Gany, cause everytime somebody mentions Gany, she doesn't deny it.
[22-20:53] f10a5, 'White Owl: ...lol
[22-20:53] 679a6, 'Stoney: Mazz: My ranger has a dexterity of 28. Isn't that sick?
[22-20:53] 913c0, 'D: bah,
[22-20:54] 38ae5, ºMazzik : Indeed it is, Stoney.
[22-20:55] edf7c, Get a Name!: *parties with Mazzi*
[22-20:55] f10a5, 'White Owl: "Because of Microsoft Internet Explorer's stupidity of not showing short error messages, I have to lengthen it a bit. To do that I'll give you the first 5 Caput from Augustine's Confessions."
[22-20:55] 679a6, 'Stoney: +31/+26/+21/+21 full round atk.
[22-21:00] 679a6, 'Stoney: *eats chat*
[22-21:02] edf7c, Get a Name!: *carefully avoids people she goes to school with while denouncing floormates for refusing her Easter Candy*
[22-21:04] 38ae5, ºMazzik : I WILL BRB
[22-21:04] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : *should rp more. Ponders on this*
[22-21:04] edf7c, Get a Name!: *thwaps Mazzi for not responding on AIM*
[22-21:08] 679a6, 'Stoney: ROFLHAO
[22-21:08] 679a6, 'Stoney: GaN
[22-21:08] 30462, ºRonica : *enters with great stealth*
[22-21:08] 679a6, 'Stoney: You expect Mazzik to respond on AIM?
[22-21:08] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: *jumps at Ronnies entrance!*
[22-21:09] 679a6, 'Stoney: *Pokes Ronnie, jab jab jab* Whatsamatter, huh? Got some kind of stealth device, huh? *bullies*
[22-21:09] edf7c, Get a Name!: *aspires to one day have that little circle-y thing by her name. would make a good admin, and then would be able to stay in the loop... but alas, has not the motivation to do anything about it*
[22-21:09] edf7c, Get a Name!: Mazzi was totally responding moments ago.
[22-21:10] 30462, ºRonica : No. I'm a ninja.
[22-21:10] 30462, ºRonica : *got her little circle without any amount of motivation* I got it because I'm as stacked as the day is long.
[22-21:10] edf7c, Get a Name!: dude! Ronni! That is AEWSOME! *in awe of maple leaf*
[22-21:11] 913c0, 'D: OMG...Cadbury's creme egg. *orgasms.*
[22-21:12] edf7c, Get a Name!: I just wanted regular chocolate eggs... but I have been denied :(
[22-21:12] 30462, ºRonica : Yes, it is.
[22-21:12] edf7c, Get a Name!: they said the 2.2 pounds of chocolate bar I already have in my room is the same thing, and as effective, but it isn't, I say! It isn't! that's like, in the room chocolate...not portable!
[22-21:13] JOIN: Mr. J has entered.
[22-21:13] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: I want a portable woman...that doesn't require blowing up
[22-21:14] edf7c, Get a Name!: *tired of being GaN*
[22-21:14] NICK: Get a Name! changed nick to Merikeh.
[22-21:14] edf7c, Merikeh: *eyes new handle... finds it suitable for her purposes...for the moment*
[22-21:15] JOIN: Falcon24 has entered.
[22-21:16] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : I AM BACK AND WILL KILL U WITH DEATH,
[22-21:16] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : period. no comma.
[22-21:17] 913c0, *Carson Escol : *blows up Justin and Falco*
[22-21:17] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: *backhands Falco*(
[22-21:17] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Who the fuck are you
[22-21:17] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Fucking D
[22-21:17] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: I'm supposed to be the only male in the Black Sun. How dare you ruin my role
[22-21:17] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : hahaa
[22-21:17] 913c0, 'D: awh, figured that out all by yourself? Clever Justin.
[22-21:17] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : ronnie i wanna register a black sun character to piss justin off
[22-21:18] 30462, ºRonica : Ew, I don't want Vin Diesel in my faction.
[22-21:18] 913c0, *Carson Escol : *got this char to piss off justin and steal all ze ladies.*
[22-21:18] 913c0, *Carson Escol : >_<
[22-21:18] 913c0, *Carson Escol : tough shit.
[22-21:18] 913c0, *Carson Escol : :D
[22-21:18] edf7c, Merikeh: *Rofl@Ronni*
[22-21:18] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : haha
[22-21:18] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : ronnie i will register a black sun character who will be like vincent vega
[22-21:18] 913c0, 'D: somewhat ironic at the timing of that last post.
[22-21:18] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Oh god. I'm so sexy.
[22-21:19] JOIN: Marc Harding has entered.
[22-21:19] 30462, ºRonica : So what's the deal with the character anyway?
[22-21:19] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Dude, Vincent Vega sucked
[22-21:20] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: It was all about the bad mother fucker.
[22-21:20] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Fine, then I will be like Jules
[22-21:20] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : with what character?
[22-21:20] edf7c, Merikeh: *ponders J's Green Hat* you are stylin'
[22-21:20] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: But you couldn't RP Jewells if your fucking dick depended on it.
[22-21:20] 913c0, 'D: *finds someone better for Carson*
[22-21:20] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : justin i totally could
[22-21:20] 9d4d2, Mr. J: word.
[22-21:20] edf7c, Merikeh: *steals hat and wears it herself*
[22-21:20] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : i'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker motherfucker
[22-21:20] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : everytime my hands touch brain, i'm supafried TNT
[22-21:21] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : i'm the guns of the navarone
[22-21:21] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: You could kill people, that's for sure. But you totally couldn't have the attitude or the style. You're not Tarantino and you're not Jackson.
[22-21:21] 913c0, *Carson Escol : *test*
[22-21:21] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : i totally am
[22-21:21] 9d4d2, Mr. J: o_o
[22-21:21] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : i am awesome
[22-21:21] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : just ask me
[22-21:21] 9d4d2, Mr. J: My hat!
[22-21:21] 9d4d2, Mr. J: *Fucking screams at avatar*
[22-21:21] 30462, ºRonica : But like, what's the deal with the character? What's the story? What's his role? I like to keep tabs.
[22-21:21] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : ohhh
[22-21:22] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : hmm.
[22-21:22] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : *will think about it*
[22-21:22] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : to be honest, aside from falcon, all of my characters have no backstory.
[22-21:22] 9d4d2, Mr. J: *Takes Merikeh and puts her on his head. wears her as a hat.*
[22-21:22] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : i just create it as i go along.
[22-21:22] 679a6, 'Stoney: :/
[22-21:22] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Ronnie, don't let Falco have a char. He'll totally fail at being Jules or Vega.
[22-21:22] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : and in fact, falcon started out with no backstory either. the only reason he has an extensive one is because i've been making more and more crap up as i've gone along over the years.
[22-21:23] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: In fact Falcon, you can be Zed.
[22-21:23] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Yes, Falcon is Zed.
[22-21:23] edf7c, Merikeh: *is worn as a hat* o_O
[22-21:23] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : justin i might totally fail at rping jules or vega but at least i don't totally fail at life unlike you
[22-21:23] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : SNAP
[22-21:24] JOIN: White Owl has entered.
[22-21:24] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : wait i got it
[22-21:24] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Mwahaha. Look at my hat. First step in creating a line of all-people clothes.
[22-21:24] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : forget jules and vincent
[22-21:24] 9d4d2, Mr. J: *Plans to wear Ronnie as pants.*
[22-21:24] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: I don't fail at life. I'm in college. That's a success right there.
[22-21:24] 913c0, 'D: ugh. who the fuck should I use for this freaking character.
[22-21:25] 30462, ºRonica : I don't know, but first you should tell me about the character, because I just asked. Twice.
[22-21:25] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : i'm gonna be
[22-21:25] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : THE WOLF
[22-21:26] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : i'll make up a character background
[22-21:26] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : and talk to you later.
[22-21:26] edf7c, Merikeh: *needs a picture*
[22-21:26] 913c0, 'D: he's a flipping assassin.
[22-21:26] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: The Wolf? HA. You're totally not intelligent enough to play that character.
[22-21:26] 679a6, 'Stoney: ...aren't any wolves in SW.
[22-21:27] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Justin are your fingers working faster than your brain
[22-21:27] 679a6, 'Stoney: Maybe more like 'The Dewback.'
[22-21:27] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Use me as a picture.
[22-21:27] f10a5, 'White Owl: You could be THE BANTHA
[22-21:27] 30462, ºRonica : There are dogs.
[22-21:27] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Because I'm hotsexy.
[22-21:27] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : because to be honest the amount of irony in your posts is astounding
[22-21:27] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : and ronnie are you mad at me or somethin because lately i've been gettin that vibe, i dunno
[22-21:27] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Or you could be the all-intimidating EWOK BABY CUB THING!
[22-21:27] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : maybe i am just paranoid
[22-21:27] edf7c, Merikeh: but there're raltiirian tigers. o/
[22-21:28] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: I never said I could RP Wolf, Vega or Jules. I'm just saying you can't.
[22-21:28] edf7c, Merikeh: *swoons at J's hotsexiness*
[22-21:28] 30462, ºRonica : What gave you that idea?
[22-21:28] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : I don't know.
[22-21:28] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : I just get vibes. They are occasionally misleading.
[22-21:29] 30462, ºRonica : *isn't mad at Falcon*
[22-21:29] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Haha. See, I'm hotsexy.
[22-21:29] 679a6, 'Stoney: Ronnie: Well, there are a lot of phrases with animals in them...like when Captain Panaka says "We'll be sitting ducks!"
[22-21:29] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: I think Falcon's just a moron
[22-21:29] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: but that's me
[22-21:29] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Okay. *thumbs up, goes to work on character background*
[22-21:30] 9d4d2, Mr. J: And in the deleted scenes for Ep. 1 There were ducks in the river.
[22-21:30] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Uh, Stone, do you even know that Ike is?
[22-21:30] JOIN: BrinOmega has entered.
[22-21:31] 679a6, 'Stoney: It's Eisenhower's nickname. Or some deliciously sexual eupemism...in either case, I love it.
[22-21:31] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Eisenhauer. You fool.
[22-21:31] 30462, ºRonica : This wasn't a phrase. In a New Hope, the novel, Luke hears dogs barking in the distance. It's not just a figure of speech.
[22-21:31] 9d4d2, Mr. J: and holy shit. Its a name I havent seen in a long time.
[22-21:31] 6458b, BrinOmega: *takes a look round*
[22-21:33] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Take a look around, all you see is big black boots steppin use my steel toe as a weapon
[22-21:33] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Ha ha ha, I am so white.
[22-21:33] 679a6, 'Stoney: Hmm...while I don't remember it, I'm sure you are right. Still, tons of purely SW animals exist beyond the realm of stereotypical wampas or rancors and such. It would be better for him to pick a name more obscure than wolf.
[22-21:33] f10a5, 'White Owl: Krayt Dragon is cooler.
[22-21:33] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Or Goat.
[22-21:34] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : rofl Krayt Dragon!
[22-21:34] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : snap
[22-21:34] 6458b, BrinOmega: Yes...I'm white too :D
[22-21:34] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : The Wookiee.
[22-21:34] 30462, ºRonica : I remember flipping through until I found it in the book because someone at star-net was like "bitch wouldn't be an insult or word cos there aren't any dogs" and I was all "wtf ever"
[22-21:34] f10a5, 'White Owl: lol The Silver Whompa has come for j00.
[22-21:34] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Because nobody messes with a Wookiee.
[22-21:34] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : Womprat, though that would probably be a nickname of a more sleezy, theif type character.
[22-21:35] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Yeah, but this guy'd be an assassin/fixer.
[22-21:35] 679a6, 'Stoney: But of course he'll be human because EVERYONE PLAYS HUMANS
[22-21:35] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: You should play Galaxies, Falco. Everyone messes with wookiees.
[22-21:35] 9d4d2, Mr. J: So name him Cowface.
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[22-21:35] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Bullshit stoner. I play a Zabrak and a Wookiee.
[22-21:35] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Justin is it true that in galaxies, people who play Wookiees can't communicate in basic over the chat
[22-21:35] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Hey now, to be honest, I've played a variety of aliens that no one ever goes near.
[22-21:36] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : *use to play a pilot character that was the same race as Max Rebo*
[22-21:36] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: No, Wookiees can only speak Shryiwook. And they don't get armor. I should know, I am a Wookiee.
[22-21:36] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : I play an Ekishzai and a Taelonian. I don't see any of you playing them. ;D
[22-21:36] 30462, ºRonica : *has a half-alien character.... that kinda counts*
[22-21:36] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : How do you communicate with other chatters in your groups? Is there a translator?
[22-21:36] 679a6, 'Stoney: General Kliv is looking for SHI'IDO (changelings) to help him in one of his top-secret Ne'kressis intelligence raids.
[22-21:37] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Or do people have to train in other languages to understand you
[22-21:37] edf7c, Merikeh: aheh.
[22-21:37] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: YOU MADE UP A FUCKING RACE, FALCO!
[22-21:37] 9d4d2, Mr. J: They're about to get armor. and it's ugly as hell.
[22-21:37] 679a6, 'Stoney: F24: All your chars are humanoid. I.E. makeout sessions still don't appear massively unnatural and gross :P
[22-21:37] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Well my race is legit and accepted
[22-21:37] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: You can train people in other languages. Its funny messing with noobs who don't understand you yet.
[22-21:37] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : rofl stoney, falcon originally had a beak :/
[22-21:37] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: I know J, I know.
[22-21:38] 6458b, BrinOmega: How's it going, Ronica?...I've never really spoken with you before...heh
[22-21:38] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : plus raltise may be humanoid but when he doesn't have his shell on he just looks like a big glob of energy
[22-21:38] 30462, ºRonica : It's going okay.
[22-21:38] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : ...a big glob of energy that is going to be used as bait in the Corellia battle :(
[22-21:39] 9d4d2, Mr. J: I should make a Hutt in here
[22-21:39] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : J YES
[22-21:39] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Ronnie! Register me a hutt. Gregiss The Hutt!
[22-21:39] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: I'm annoyed that everyone is a super stealth assassin and shit. Where's the brute force guy who just uses a giant fucking gun.
[22-21:39] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : and you can use the picture you're currently using.
[22-21:39] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Ronnie! Register me a hutt! Giss the Hutt!
[22-21:39] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : what Justin, in here?
[22-21:39] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : *thought about having a hutt character before* The idea is interesting.
[22-21:39] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Yes, in here.
[22-21:39] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Do it!
[22-21:39] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Now!
[22-21:39] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Isn't Corteme a proponent of the BFG9000?
[22-21:40] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: *totally had a hutt char in Star-Net!*
[22-21:40] 679a6, 'Stoney: Hutts are elite.
[22-21:40] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : So there you go.
[22-21:40] edf7c, Merikeh: uhm. *was never super stealth anything*
[22-21:40] 6458b, BrinOmega: I see.
[22-21:40] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Also, GA Red isn't a super stealth assassin. He is a regular guy.
[22-21:40] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Corteme is a fucking slicer...I need to think of a big strong race that's not Wookiee.
[22-21:40] 679a6, 'Stoney: D20 has stats for them...they get bonuses to like every ability, penalizing dexterity only by two.
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[22-21:41] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Be an Ewok on steroids
[22-21:41] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: Ahem. To all those considering Hutt characters, read the history.
[22-21:41] 679a6, 'Stoney: Justin: Whipid
[22-21:41] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Because nobody suspects the Ewok.
[22-21:41] 38ae5, ºMazzik : Stoney
[22-21:41] 38ae5, ºMazzik : Hutts are -4 dex
[22-21:41] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : be a Defel because Stoney's npcs have convinced me that they are cool
[22-21:42] 6458b, BrinOmega: Evenin Mazz
[22-21:42] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: dude, an Ewok on steroids would make less sense than your fucking birdman.
[22-21:42] edf7c, Merikeh: *Sniggers* didn't somone used to be an ewok... wasn't there a Wicket person.
[22-21:42] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Ewoks have over 10k health in galaxies.
[22-21:42] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : rofl it's true
[22-21:42] 679a6, 'Stoney: Ah yes, -4. Sry.
[22-21:42] 679a6, 'Stoney: +2 to Str, Con, Int, Wis, and Cha.
[22-21:42] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : tell you what
[22-21:43] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : if i make this black sun character
[22-21:43] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : i will make him a craaaazy alien of some sort.
[22-21:43] 38ae5, ºMazzik : 'lo Brin
[22-21:43] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: Dude, I fought a nightsister like woman today with 370k health, heavy armor and 80+% resists. We couldn't beat her. We all died.
[22-21:43] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : rofl was it a mob
[22-21:43] 679a6, 'Stoney: What's stupid about SWd20 is that these races have no level adjustments and all are purported as playing character races despite clear imbalances in them.
[22-21:43] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : it'd be crazy if it was a character
[22-21:43] 679a6, 'Stoney: Make a Shi'ido.
[22-21:44] 679a6, 'Stoney: Then you can look like any alien you want.
[22-21:44] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : what's a shi'do
[22-21:44] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : gimme info/stats
[22-21:44] 38ae5, ºMazzik : I give my players level adjustments, Stone
[22-21:44] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : pix maybe
[22-21:44] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: It was a Spidersister Elder or something. It was fucking insane. We all died.
[22-21:44] edf7c, Merikeh: how do I put up my picture again now?
[22-21:44] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: a Shi'do is a shapeshifter.
[22-21:44] 679a6, 'Stoney: I would too, if I COULD FIND A GOOD BLOODY FKING SWRPG
[22-21:44] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : :O
[22-21:44] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: But they can only shapeshift to the look, like they don't get the abilities. They can change their looks.
[22-21:45] 30462, ºRonica : use /image
[22-21:45] 38ae5, ºMazzik : I run an awesome game
[22-21:45] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : That's awesome.
[22-21:45] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : I would totally do that.
[22-21:45] 38ae5, ºMazzik : And a creative one, too
[22-21:45] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Mazzik does run an awesome game
[22-21:45] 9d4d2, Mr. J: Dude. Krayt Dragons will kill me off my speeder bike. I went on my first Krayt hunt friday I think...ingame time we shot at it for one night all the way till miday the next day.
[22-21:45] 38ae5, ºMazzik : It's set 500 years after ROTJ
[22-21:45] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : his game has strippers
[22-21:45] 38ae5, ºMazzik : There is no Jedi order anymore
[22-21:45] edf7c, Merikeh: *is soooo out of practice*
[22-21:45] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: dude, I can solo Krayts.
[22-21:45] 38ae5, ºMazzik : And Force users train soley to become mercenaries of large corporations like Sienar and Incom
[22-21:45] 30462, ºRonica : Omg, you should have a shapeshifter character, and then like conspire to marry five different alien chicks who think they're the last of their species!!!
[22-21:46] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : LOL LIKE FUTURAMA
[22-21:46] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: *Eyes Mazzik* There bloody is.
[22-21:46] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : All I wanted was five hot chicks to clean and tend to my multiple palaces.
[22-21:46] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : ROFL@Ronnie.
[22-21:46] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : That is bloody brilliant.
[22-21:47] edf7c, Merikeh: omfg. wtf is the person I want to talk to.
[22-21:47] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: Un-bloody-do.
[22-21:47] 679a6, 'Stoney: LOL
[22-21:48] 30462, ºRonica : Five identical palaces! Each one more identical than the last...
[22-21:48] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Oh man, that'd be an awesome character. *gets to work on background*
[22-21:48] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : YES
[22-21:48] 9d4d2, Mr. J: *Is here!* Cuase everyone wants to talk to the hotsexy J
[22-21:49] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : *pats J* You'll have your time, it's just not now.
[22-21:49] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : I am totally doing this
[22-21:49] edf7c, Merikeh: *Swoons at J's Hotsexiness*
[22-21:49] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : organized crime is the place to be
[22-21:49] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: dude, Falco, if I had my book on me, I could tell you about the Shi'do. But my book is at home.
[22-21:49] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : damn
[22-21:50] edf7c, Merikeh: *can not help but laugh*
[22-21:51] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : *hmm, has larp stuff to do now*
[22-21:52] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: *laughs at Falco* LARP fag.
[22-21:52] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : That's me.
[22-21:52] 0c1b5, *Falcon24 : Back in a few. Adios.
[22-21:53] edf7c, Merikeh: *thwaps justin violently*
[22-21:54] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: *avoids thwapping* What?
[22-21:55] edf7c, Merikeh: have some class.
[22-21:56] f10a5, 'White Owl: Justin? Class? Hahahaha.
[22-21:56] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: .....bwahahahahahaahahahahahahaahaha
[22-21:56] edf7c, Merikeh: *curls up in whitey's lap and waits to be pet*
[22-21:57] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : *sits dejectedly in his holding cell in the brig. Stares at the blank grey wall, ice-blue eyes focusing and unfocusing on nothing in particular*
[22-21:58] 6e21f, 'Justin Sane: *stabs Mazzik*
[22-21:58] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : *Not just half-drunk like he was earlier in the night. Nope, he's now full on drunk with his flight buddies, the crowd of them still laughing it up and so forth*
[22-21:59] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *rubs her forehead as she is lead by an aide to Coltar's cell. Has such a headache from today. Stupid everything. Once at Coltar's cell, she dismisses the aide, and takes a breath before she keys herself in*
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[22-22:01] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : I'm still not eating. *doesn't look at the door as it opens*
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[22-22:02] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : That's good, because I'm not for dinner. *steps in and lets the door shut behind her*
[22-22:03] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : I suppose you're going to yell at me. *doesn't look at her, simply staring at the wall ahead of him*
[22-22:05] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : No, not really. Although I suppose I've given you reason to expect that. *takes a seat on Shane's cot and looks at him. It's probably for the best that he's not looking at her, because she appears worried, and that ruins the whole hard ass thing she's had going lately*
[22-22:06] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : Or perhaps you're here to tell me I've been reassigned. Or demoted. Or kicked out of the Navy. One of those, then?
[22-22:06] edf7c, Merikeh: -_-'
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[22-22:07] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : You're 0 for 4.
[22-22:08] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : I guess I'm just a huge fucking loser then. Oh wait. That's right. I am. *readjusts his body, so that he is laying on his stomach, staring at the blank wall*
[22-22:11] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : I had hoped that your dismissal would have fired you up a bit, but you seem to be in the same slow decline. *leans back against the wall, holding her hands loosely across her chest* What happened with Archer?
[22-22:12] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : I beat the shit out of him.
[22-22:12] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : ((holding = folding, hands = arms. Gooo me.))
[22-22:14] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Well, that much I knew. And that much I could have suspected. *the swelling on her cheek, courtesy of Coltar, is just about vanished. Did most of the hittin' in that scuffle, though* But why?
[22-22:14] 679a6, 'Stoney: *Snickers at Ronnie* I was wondering about that, half-expecting Kalle to say "omfg I have b00bz"
[22-22:15] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : (("Oh thank God, they're still there."))
[22-22:15] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : Because he is a murderer.
[22-22:16] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : No other reason?
[22-22:17] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : I'm not going to talk about that. That's between me and him.
[22-22:17] 679a6, *Nyevin Maggrig : *Is a murderer* *Murders people all the time* *Is carving a swath of doom into a Jawa right now*
[22-22:17] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : I see. I'd see if he's perhaps more inclined to talk about it, but I unfortunately can't.
[22-22:18] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : Oh? Did he die? *perks up a might bit ...a might...*
[22-22:19] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : Oh? Did he die? *perks up a tadbit ...a tad...*
[22-22:20] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : No. Well, maybe. Who knows. Someone saw fit to break into the prison facility and make off with him. We don't know why, or if he's alive, or anything. *shrugs* That's why you were taken and moved here.
[22-22:22] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : *shrugs and slumps back down* Why'd you come here, Vila?
[22-22:26] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Well, I'd hoped that you getting into a brawl was a sign that perhaps you were all fired up. I've travelled a long way to find out I was wrong.
[22-22:28] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : Sorry to disappoint you. Again.
[22-22:31] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : I'll continue to have faith that you'll come around. I suppose eventually I'll get used to the disappointment.
[22-22:31] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : Probably not. We'll probably all be dead soon anyway.
[22-22:32] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: *Getting sleepy*
[22-22:33] f10a5, 'White Owl: *Goes upside Azhrei's head*
[22-22:34] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: ...upside? *Didn't even know there was a downside*
[22-22:34] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : There's the uplifting, go-getting, bravado-in-the-face-of-certain-defeat Shane Coltar we all know and love. *dryly, as she stands up*
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[22-22:36] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : They have a Death Star.
[22-22:36] f10a5, 'White Owl: Cracka-what?
[22-22:37] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: What?!
[22-22:37] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *drops back down as the air and life go out of her for a second. Closes her eyes. Opens them after a long pause* What?
[22-22:38] 913c0, 'D: What?
[22-22:38] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : ( The plot thickens. )
[22-22:38] f10a5, 'White Owl: lmao
[22-22:38] f10a5, 'White Owl: What? What? What? What? What? What?
[22-22:39] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : I've seen the holos of it. Archer had them. Taken from a ship escaping the Ord Mandell system. It's a Death Star...but Ne'Kressi-fied. *still hasn't looked at her this entire time*
[22-22:39] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: Who?
[22-22:39] 913c0, 'D: When?
[22-22:40] 679a6, *General Kliv : ((*Knew about the Utaris years ago-I mean, er, nothing*))
[22-22:40] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : ( Why is your font color pink? o.O )
[22-22:40] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: Where?
[22-22:42] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Well that.... huh... *clears her throat* Completed? Fully operational?
[22-22:43] 679a6, *General Kliv : ((Utaris is mobile.))
[22-22:43] 679a6, *General Kliv : ((Marauds the galaxy, usually hangs in phase space.))
[22-22:43] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : Don't know. *shrugs slightly*
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[22-22:47] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *leans back against the wall, staring up at the ceiling* Well, fuck.
[22-22:47] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: *Hugs Jen*
[22-22:47] 1422b, 'Jen: *crawls in. curls up in rafters*hugs Rihini back*
[22-22:48] 679a6, *General Kliv : ((*Huggles Jen*))
[22-22:48] f10a5, 'White Owl: Hi Jen.
[22-22:49] 1422b, 'Jen: *huggles back* 'allo Owl. *wave*
[22-22:50] 6c1bb, ºAzhrei: Alright, chaps and chapesses. Time for me to hit the sack. Bed, whatever. G'night :)
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[22-22:54] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : Archer said I should retire and become a farmer back on Chandrila.
[22-22:56] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : *Pleasantly drunk, unaware of any sort of Death Star, and passed out. Of course, when he finds out he'll probably scream like a little girl. But that's to be foreseen.*
[22-22:56] 11e16, *Isamu Eden : ( Night, guys. )
[22-22:57] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Archer's a loser. *furrows her brow* This doesn't change anything for me. I'll just have a flashier death. You go farm. I'm still in this.
[22-22:57] f10a5, 'White Owl: Later ya'll..
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[22-22:58] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : I don't know what's wrong with me.
[22-22:58] 1422b, 'Jen: wtf is bird.
[22-23:00] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *looks over at him, sighing* I don't know either. I wish I did.
[22-23:01] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : I think I'm broke.
[22-23:02] 679a6, *General Kliv : (('Night all. *vanish*))
[22-23:03] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : No idea how to fix it?
[22-23:04] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : *shakes his head*
[22-23:05] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : I hope one of us figures something out. *quietly, as she looks up at the ceiling* I can't do this by myself.
[22-23:06] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : You didn't make High Admiral by being stupid. You'll find a way. There's a reason you're in charge and I'm not.
[22-23:08] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Wow..... Something really is wrong with you. Such a declaration of belief in me is very unlike you.
[22-23:15] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : *frowns* That's not funny.
[22-23:16] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : It is kind of true. Especially since the last theory you were running with was my sleeping with our predominantly female heirarchy.
[22-23:17] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : That's a hot theory. *blinks* Was I drunk?
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[22-23:18] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : Yes... It made you uncoordinated and easy to hit. *clears throat*
[22-23:18] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : *blinks* Oh. Well.
[22-23:21] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : *frowns. Pretty bummed about all this. Death Star, without her best admiral, not getting any, it all sucks.* I guess I should go and...freak out about a Death Star.
[22-23:22] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : Why? How will that help?
[22-23:23] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : How is getting depressed in here with you helping?
[22-23:24] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : Shouldn't you be trying to cheer me up, or get me out of this rut, or something?
[22-23:26] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : So far, I seem to have made it worse.
[22-23:27] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : *sighs* What if I can't do it? What if I'm not good enough, smart enough...? What then?
[22-23:31] 30462, *High Admiral Kalle : What does thinking about that even do? *slips off the cot and tries to get in his line of sight* Here's how I see it. The chances of us pulling this off and getting rid of this threat and ushering the galaxy into a new era of safety is pretty fucking slim, but the chances for the New Republic only get worse when we take ourselves out of the equation. If we're at the front line getting blown the hell up, or watching from our little farm not too far removed from being harvested for some freak shit, we probably end up dead in both situations. I don't know about you, but I want to try at least. There's no bigger failure than doing nothing.
[22-23:32] JOIN: Justin Sane has entered.
[22-23:33] 38ae5, *Shane Coltar : *finally looks at her* If we get everybody's hopes up and then we fail...*trails off* It's like their cheating. They know what I'm going to do before I do it, almost.