Ruhk the Noghri's illustrious career as a drunk and trouble maker in the Mos Eisley Cantina began with his introduction through the mysterious and missing Hooded Figure (Reward!). Throughout the (insert measurement of time here), Ruhk has learned English, how to mix drinks, and even put the toilet seat down (He's free ladies). Sadly, as time goes on Ruhk's disturbing visage shows up less and less at the bar, what with appointments in other places and a booming business. His first company, Ruhk and Kyle Productions, is still hale and hearty, and is still determined to entertain with lovable characters such as Jose the Dirty Mexican and The People Eating tree. Ruhk's agent can be reached through Siedan Hagget or any number of stupid DBZ characters that should be dragged out in the street and shot. "Hendrix rules, and tackles for all!"
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