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Andrew Marsh
10:27pm, October 27, 2005
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[Delete] | I was talking about some of my favorite CFC moments just a few minutes ago and I thought this would be a fun thread to make. Think back to some of the things you've done IC that in hindsight would make you think that your own character is a dick. I got a few good ones to start us off.
TOXIC
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Punched Harry Potter in the face
Leveled a shotgun in the faces of all Harry Potter characters
Punched a random child through the bar during an interview about a Melee tourny.
Cheated on girlfriends numerous times.
Slept with a vampire just so he could brag about it.
Stole Saint's limo AFTER blowing up his pyramid.
Faked his own death to protect his friends, but then used his absence as a way to aviod some girl.
Edited 5:31pm, October 27, 2005 by Andrew Marsh, author. |
| Kael is a dick. |
General Kael
10:33pm, October 27, 2005
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[Delete] | Oh wow..this should be fun.
Genesis explaining what a "fucking Muppet" was.
Anything Kael has ever done to Ash and/or his friends/family.
Faking his own death just to get out of a relationship.
Crusifying Melodie.
Staking Felinx.
Cutting off his Second in Command's head cause he ran out of uses.
Killing his son because he didn't live up to expectations.
Banishing his Sister's ghost cause she was making him emotional.
Genesis testing the theory of gravity on small children.
Sacrificed all the residents of Melodies castle on Tsuki so he could use their power to attain Godhood.
Exicuted Rebels by depressurizing an airlock.
Used random characters in the Cantina as human shields while engaging in hand to hand combat.
Genesis ExicutingSephiroth's friend/child/girlfriend as an experiment in the term "Suffering".
Genesis experimenting with the concept of "Death".
Genesis's Subject Observation Files. If you were a Subject you know what I mean.
Using his "Garden of Eden" to crusify enemies and drain their energy into himself.
Genesis switching the left sides of Felinx and Pluto's brain to see if their heads would explode.
Well I suppose any Genesis Experiment ended up Dickish..mmm..So lets just Generalize and say Anything Genesis did in relation to an experiment.
Killing the Cantina bartender and blaming it on someone else. Probably did that atleast six times.
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....Popping into Starnet to leave links for the Wildman chat..
Returning from his staged death to defeat Winterheart, the woman he was previously in a relationship with, and leaving a nice sized gash in her neck.
Blowing a planet up because they were staging an Anti-Imperial Protest. Base Delta Zeta baby.
mmm..I probably should play a good guy at some point huh?
Edited 3:50am, October 28, 2005 by General Kael, author. |
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Pog
2:41am, October 28, 2005
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[Delete] | Attempting to knock tatooine out of orbit
burning Kat's character after suckering her in.(assist by Eric)
Orbital bombardment.
Biting a chunk out of someone's thigh.
Collapsing the Cantina.
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Sir Mike Of Decoyness
7:05am, October 28, 2005
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[Delete] | Just about anything T. Stryker or Jack Knull has ever done |
| Jesus, where to start.... |
FALCON X-0N
7:34am, October 28, 2005
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[Delete] | Ash has pissed off essentially everyone he ever met.
But for sheer meanness, I think that Old School is gonna go with Damual. Remember him?
Damual...
...Killed off almost every "Gundam Wing" character in the chat. He turned a few of them for fun so that they'd kill their OWN friends.
...Also made a vampire clone version of Ash Williams.
...Raped and murdered the family of the partner of Mike's old SPFoT Char (Gregory something?), then killed the partner, just to piss off the guy. He painted the entire room in blood for a message to Greg Jeremy.
...Then took said Gregory's Jeremy legs, for kicks
...When Damual came back for about forty eight hours, he almost ended the world, found the soul reaver, and killed one of Scott's characters...one of the damn Anubii.
...Killed and turned Sarah Williams and her ex-Watcher, for fun.
...Partnered with Adrian in order to destroy the SPFoT's anti-vampire team.
...Successfully stole said anti-vampire team's anti-vampire tank and used it on the Slayer
...Later turned on Adrian and used the tank against him, because Adrian had pissed off Damual.
...Worked for Thomas in order to control the demonic underworld, eventually tossed Thomas off of a roof and into the hands of a vampire hunter because Thomas had pissed him off.
...Sabotaged Ekarf's vampire hunting team, leading to the death of Christof Romanof.
...Personally tortured Jack Crow for weeks.
...Killed some robot vampire hunter, which was only really notable because the robot was somewhat thermonuclear and it involved the deaths of a good hundred or so people and setting in motion an apocalypse.
...Had a habit of killing waitresses.
...Killed the bartender a few times out of boredom.
...Took on and killed The Renegade's entire vampire hunting team.
...Taught Sarah and her ex-Watcher, post undeadness, how to be horrible, disgusting murderers.
...Staged a coup against the Mos Eisley police department in order to obtain melee armor, resulting in the deaths of about thirty people, including hostages.
...Banished Ash to Qour'toth, the darkest of all hell dimensions.
...Likewise, was responsible for VampAsh and The Master's actions, so...
...VampAsh obtaining Sephiroth's masamune and using it to simultaniously end four worlds.
...VampAsh arranging a staged death to make Jek feel responsible.
...VampAsh killed and turned Andy-Ash's girlfriend.
...As the Master, Damual staged another apocalypse, which this time worked, destroying Tatooine. Only Ash Williams and his crazy time traveling tendencies allowed the good guys to alter the timeline.
...As the Master, he plucked out Zack Strife's eye for questioning his orders
...As the Master, he unleashed a spell that caused all of the corpses in the city to rise as vampires.
...As the Master, he killed the two Vampire-Hunting priestesses that had arrived in Eisley to stop the apocalypse.
...And even with a soul, as Pardamual, he stayed silent about Gregory's Jeremy's role in the death of the Slayer.
...And as Pardamual, he gave up on the good fight when his allies needed him the most when Sephiroth returned.
More to come!
Edited 1:38pm, October 28, 2005 by Sir Mike Of Decoyness, moderative. |
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Agent Muller
4:21pm, October 28, 2005
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[Delete] | Muller once interrogated a woman by tying her to a chair, then tying her best friend to a chair and tortured the friend to get what information he wanted. This included cutting the friends tounge off and dropping it down the womans shirt.
Muller once entered a Sweet 16 birthday party and massacred all of the party guests simply to pass the time.
Muller once.. whoops wrong chat. *RUns away crying* |
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Anton
5:06am, October 31, 2005
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[Delete] | -once got out of dying by pretending an attack on my character was part of a carefully choreographed movie scene. (Mike?)
-never showing up when i say i will
-conducted controversial experiments on the homeless
-everything else.
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| Duh |
Jace
8:27pm, November 08, 2005
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[Delete] | Is it really neccesary that I mention anything what-so-ever? I bet a few of you are getting pissed off just seeing my name at the left of this post
Jace
oh shit there it went again! Im such a dick.
Edited 2:29pm, November 08, 2005 by Jace, author. |
| oy.. |
Mel
11:37pm, November 08, 2005
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[Delete] | i dont have as many as i would like.. oh well, here it goes ^_^
pre restart Melodie:
+began an empire, uprooting people from their homes, enslaving thousands.
+killed her twin sister
post re-start Melodie:
+got Ashtyra Satur drunk so she could spy on him, and slept with him to get information for Felinx.
+ TRIED to rape Felinx but it uh ... didnt work out...
Sarah Miriam:
+turned her back on her faith and her friends to join W&H chasing after a false love.
+ stole the embryo of Adam from Celsec's labs
+ created an alternate reality in the internet and made a god
+ had hundreds of teen agers killed to fill up her cyber-world with souls.
Tabris/Gertrude Maktiel(pre and post restart):
+ Sold Rachel back in to slavery on Saroya
+ Works for Kildas, the sith lord
+ killed her first aprentice in a really gross way o_O really gross... trust me.
Juniper Tsuki:
+ all around tyrant bitch.
well... that was dissapointing... Kael, teach me to be more evil...
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Allen
4:01am, November 12, 2005
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[Delete] | Wow, I'm half tempted to try and think up half the shit Darksaber did, but this glass of whiskey is distracting me. Use your imaginations, I'm sure I've done it once or twice. |
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Sir Mike Of Decoyness
11:22pm, November 13, 2005
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[Delete] | Enforcer:
Cut off Spiderman's leg... And beat him with it.
J. Knull:
Dropped explosive packed humvee on a group of moding Vigs
Siege Cannoned a moding Luke Skywalker
W. Quijano:
Captured and executed James Aries.
Talked the heros into a cease fire, only to break it and shoot Kat in the stomach
J. Williams:
Betrayed slayer he was supposed to be protecting, resulting in her death.
Nathan Lee: Wounded, kidnapped and killed more player characters than I can count.
I'm sure I'll think of more |
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JekNado
1:51am, November 16, 2005
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[Delete] | As Grant Relevart -
Killed off a Gene Starwind newbie and kept his caster for personal use.
As Shinra -
Kidnapped people and endless amounts of torture,
Created a force nulling syrum that I injected into all the turks.
As Thanatos -
Closest ever to destroying the multiverse.
As Marcus Aiel -
Learned that no one cared about an awesome story or plot as long as they could kill the main villan in one attack.
As William Sanjet -
So many assassinations....
As Hakrushai -
Learned how much you could develop a spinoff character that was originally supposed to be cannon fodder.
As Jek -
Made Cru's life hell and will continue to do so until his dying breath. I think he did a few other things too.
Goddamn real life. I need a break from it...
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Quack Attack
10:20pm, November 16, 2005
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[Delete] | As Madea Malinche...
--> drugged Angel and almost got him severely addicted to the hallucinogenic mind-numbing drug "White Claudia"
--> had several homeless people ripped apart, only because they saw too much, even though they had no one to tell.
--> Tried to turn Venezza into a mindless protector of "Hope House" by forcing her to eat pieces of "God"... which was in reality parts of demon bodies.
--> Threw countless numbers of mind-washed 'followers' into the path of Angel, Argonon, etc., as cannon fodder
--> "Abducted" children as more 'followers'
--> Subjected 'followers' to the drug "White Claudia"
--> Attempted to bring "God" back to life, in all Her glory. Of course, "God" was really a demon.
--> When the "Mother of God" was given an 'antidote' and lurched up the "fetus," she ate it whole.
As Chloe... (so far)
--> Gutted, literally gutted, a guard at Felinx's "Sanctuary" estate. (At behest of Kael, because he snubbed Kael.) Unfortunately, gutted the wrong person. And proceeded to rip out the poor man's heart, and scrape his face off, leaving it hanging by the forehead skin.
Edited 2:47pm, November 17, 2005 by Quack Attack, author. |
| I'm glad I can't remember them all? |
Scott
12:16am, November 17, 2005
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[Delete] | As Hiroshi Tsekani.. Hit Toxic with a Car.
As Teo Itztki ... I did as brock Samson in Ash's mansion.... mwu hahahahah
OH, and apparently not as saint I've started some kind of crazed lesbian let's blame scott for everything movement. Silly huh?
Edited 4:06pm, November 17, 2005 by Scott, author. |
| hehe |
Mel
1:38am, November 17, 2005
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[Delete] | thats not dickish .. thats... admirable... |
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Anonymous
3:14am, November 18, 2005
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[Delete] | My war
you’re one of them, You say
that you’re my friend, but you're
one of them
Edited 11:21pm, November 21, 2005 by Anonymous, author. |
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