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Scott
7:16am, July 11, 2005
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[Delete] | Post'em here. Stupid stuff like,
"Hey, I may not vibrate but I sure am Handy. "
Or
"Hey hey, what do you get when you combine me and a cat and sanding paper? ... Something that's rough, vibrates, and is always frisky."
I know some of you've got'em!... Fork'em over! .... and maybe the painful stories of abuse that follows them.
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| heres some, not too strange but ladies beware, Marines like me use this shit all the time. |
Ace Kezie
9:57pm, July 11, 2005
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[Delete] | I have used this one and it dosen't go very well. Use with caution.
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Heres some others.
"Did it hurt?"{Did what hurt?} "When you fell from heaven."
"You must be tired."{Why?} "Because you've been running through my mind all day."
"If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?"{yes}"Really? Score!!!!!"
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Buzz
10:14pm, July 11, 2005
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[Delete] | "You, Plus me, Equal Entropy"
"Potato Salad"
I've used both with varying degrees of success. Eagle Scout's Honor. |
| Dude... this one is wrong... |
Forceflow-tap
4:24pm, July 12, 2005
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[Delete] | Here's one somebody told me. It's for a girl to tell a guy...
"Show me your lightsaber".
If you don't get it, you have a problem... |
| Best pick up line ever |
Red
7:13pm, July 12, 2005
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[Delete] | "Can I drill your oil reserves?"
"Hmm... looks like Dr. [insert name here] is gonna have to give you a hot beef injection" |
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AceOOC
3:00am, July 16, 2005
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[Delete] | Buzz is an eagle scout? wow...
oh right, pickuplines....
"Hey nice pants, i can see my face in them!"
never actually used it, but heard it used once, with little success |
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Pog
6:03am, July 16, 2005
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[Delete] | 'Lets play soldier! I'll lay on the ground and you can blow the fuck out of me!' |
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Red
9:27pm, July 16, 2005
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[Delete] | Hey baby, wanna mosey over here and milk my love udder?
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| being a woman.... it's naturally easier.... |
Quack Attack
12:38am, July 17, 2005
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[Delete] | strangest pick up i ever used...
"Hi."
Strangest ever used on me,
"Is it hot in here or is it just you?" |
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Allen
8:24am, July 17, 2005
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[Delete] | Find out her name, get a cell phone. Put her name in the cell phone, and go up to her and say this:
"Well, I've got your name but now all that's missing is a number. "
It's so corny it sometimes works. Thats the funny part. |
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Ruhk
10:40pm, July 18, 2005
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[Delete] | "Is that a mirror in your pocket, cause I see myself in your pants."
And that "Nice shoes" line doesn't always fail, you just gotta... well, the other person should be pretty drunk. |
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Red
3:43pm, July 19, 2005
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[Delete] | My name may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make the Bedrock. |
| here we go |
Kronos
1:01am, August 06, 2005
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[Delete] | " Bend over bitch I don't have all day. " had a friend use that once got the shit slapped out of him. The only corny one I know of is "So what do you want for breakfast?" |
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Seth
6:47am, August 06, 2005
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[Delete] | Is that a (Object) in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? {That? Oh no, thats a hard-on, you gave that to me}
How about your Big Dog tames my naughty Pussy Cat? {No thanks, I ain't in to pets or nothing}
How about I show you my bedroom...{Or we could F-...}
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Anonymous
3:50am, August 07, 2005
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[Delete] | "No baby, thats not a flashlight"
"Theres a party going on in my pants, and I'm giving you a personal invite"
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Kronos
12:40am, August 26, 2005
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[Delete] | This one actually worked for a friend of mine but I think the alcohol helped it out
" I have a back seat" at which point they climbed into his skylark through the only thing that opened which was through the sun roof |
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