Thread for What happend on this day Index | New Thread | Reply | Close | Stick | Delete  What happend on this day Impersonating Uncle Det 11:46am, January 10, 2005 [Edit] [Delete] January 10, 2002 Do you Rember? Saber, JekNado, Seth Yoiuki, Hector X. Delgoto, G.I., Thomas Stryker, Garrett Argonon, Chris Schultz, Shaun, Ash From The Evil Dead Movies, Buzzdudeman, DevilDog™, JMan,Assassin One, Executor, ``Coriakin``, JamesGoldenFoxAlexander, Sarah Maxwell, Lt.Gen. Rajeev Vishva, Grant Relevart, Davis, Jeff Maruzzo, TemizanderJetRey, Princess Relena Peacecraft, James Bluesummers, UDA Support Fleet, Leon, Assassin Delta, Nash Solo, Jeff Maruzzo, Sir Mike of Decoyness, Kit, Arien, Rando, Rando OOC, Detjen(thats me!), Anton, SupedUpMan, Paul Marley, Jeff Richardson, The Ghost(Jimmy Jazz), Neth Kyashor, Lyrandian Argonon, Green, Kyrian Castor, Nathan Lee, Tseng, Toureek Davilet, Bored Lurker, Trekkie King Nameless Lurkers-5 I was going to post IC happenings and stuff here, but hell I got too lazy going through a whole days chat and putting everyones name in. that and I couldnt figure out who was rping in waht group at the time, so if you really care go look at the logs yourself My Favorite Quotes Mine- I think the squirrels are melting again Others- Rando OOC: the unspeakable Room *cue dramatic music* is a room where all the walls, the floor and the celing are TV screens and all play a really nasty porno featuring Rosie O'donnel, Roseanee, and Oprah dykin out in a pit of hot oil *shivers* I hate thinkin of that January 11, 2003 Fett0, Allen, FALCON X-0N, The Saint, AceOOC, Blake Orin, Vince Strife, Shaun, Robyn-Lord of Fish, Rathius Retiu, The Slider, Shaun Yalmari, Fusio Cipriani, Corey, Vincent Bonnichio, Sir Mike of Decoyness, Mark Bishop, Leon Hudson, Mr. Unknown, Mark Bishop, JekNado, Cru OOC,Andrew Marsh, AceOOC, Nivek Wells, Del, EvilPiggies(See,Speak,Hear). Det, J, Liz, Rachelle, Shaun, Rashad Fett, Flint, Nameless Lurkers- 21 Quotes Me- Unfortuantly I didnt say anything this day though I did come in at one point The Slider : ((You're first under the giant walking robot foot! Grrrr!!!)) Edited 5:47am, January 10 by Uncle Det, moderative.  I WAS NOT IMPERSONATING MYSELF Uncle Det 12:43pm, January 10, 2005 [Edit] [Delete] forgont one more date. January 10 2004 Pog, The Slider, Kaylee Tsekani, Buzz, Natasha Zuli, JekNado, Trenton Trenow, The Narrator, Roka Zukuri, William Sanjet, Cru, Snow Bunny, Mayv, Grant Relevart, The Crows, Rando OOC, Natasha Zuli, Naft Trinot,Roka Zukuri, FALCON X-0N, Sir Daniel of Odurness, Tym, Rylee, Natasha Zuli, Scott, Lt.Cmdr Haweke 'Hit' Karbn, Naft Trinot, The Zombies, Brotherhood, &Weird Clicking Noise* And Steve Nameless Lurkers- 9 happy birthday Pogo)) Natasha Zuli: Captain, there's a disembodied voice floating over the ship... ya may wanna see to that. Mayv: he onlything worse than "cats give love" is catching you kitten in compromising positions with the stuffed puppy you gave him as a toy.... Mayv: Thank the good Lord....do you know how akward it is to find your cat mas-....er....."enjoying himself" with a stuffed animal? *The Slider : Alright, turn this boat around, Buzz. Get us to Eisley. ((As much as I always try to fight it, this character is forever doomed to be one of the Great Mother Fucking Heroes Of The City....I just can't seem to weasel out of it!)) Naft Trinot: ((...arrrgh! And you're the one that wants to bring in AEGIS! "demons dont' exist." "Yeah they do. See? They proved it last week. Big comm thing. Real political. Look, there's bob the demon! Hey bob!")) Tym: where am I? FALCON X-0N : hell FALCON X-0N : Go! My Man-Faye army! Feast upon the blood of the innocent! FALCON X-0N : I smell a funny story in these tales of insanity and woe. FALCON X-0N : stop dicking the timeline! FALCON X-0N : hmm...I think I missed a preposition in that sentence, but that works too. Roka Zukuri: ((Quickly! Pogo, how are quantum crystals formed?)) Pog: Quantum... Crystals.... last time I saw you use that word, we imploded a wormhole The Slider : ((Yeah, Scott's going to blow up the planet again.)) Roka Zukuri: ((I'm gonna take that as the "figment of scott's imagination" answer... excellent!)) Pog: giving TCDL access to the general populace is like handing a six year his very own gundam.... with a beam rifle......... and a Zero System...... while everyone is asleep..... Buzz : ((*hugs* Party? Oh, Right. The LAN party...that was last night, and cancelled. I was planning on spending the better part of the night with my woman but....*twitch*)) The Slider : (9Bad news for Buzz?)) The Slider : ((Yes, bad news for buzz...*gives him a soda*)) Pog: sorry ry, my little brother booted me from aim Kaylee Tsekani: ((*gives Buzz a beer* what happened?)) Kaylee Tsekani: ((ack, evil little *bops Pog's brother*)) Buzz : ((*mixes Beer and Soda in with his Coffee and Black tea* Strangely enough, the Amish Happened.)) Roka Zukuri: (Amish? ..happened? If not for the sake of sim....I've gotta hear this story..)) Nameless Lurker: Ah, I can never get through God Emporer myself.. Kaylee Tsekani: ((The Amish? *glances from Scott, Zon and Pog, then back to Buzz* Oh I definately wanna hear this now)) The Slider : ((...the almish...?)) Pog: GAH! Carriage by Goat Cheesing! Kaylee Tsekani: ((*lol*)) ((*rotflmao*)) ((no, seriously Buzz, you have to tell us now.. )) Kaylee Tsekani: ((*to NL* it took me a couple months to get through it.... about... three, maybe to be exact)) Buzz : ((First, you need to know a couple things. First thing-the edge of my property, there is a ditch that I share with my neighbor. His gas meter is at what you might consider the mouth of the ditch, next to the road. Apparently saturday night is the weekly Clan meeting (Read Amish clan, The KKK meets on tuesdays around here, so I'm told). Saturday is when the kids like to get thier battery powered boomboxes out, along with all the family booze, and take the horse wagon out for a spin...)) Roka Zukuri: ((*breaks out the bowls of popcorn*)) Kaylee Tsekani: ((*blinks* I'm thinking Pog wasn't that far off with his "Carriage by goat cheesing" thing)) The Slider : ((*ROFLMAO* I just giggling at what music the almish listen to...)) Kaylee Tsekani: ((I didn't think they were even allowed to listen to boomboxes, but that's besides the point)) The Slider : ((You just know the Almish listen to Nelly...)) Roka Zukuri: ((Nah, the Amish can have all kinds of shit, they just have to hide it if the bishop comes..)) Kaylee Tsekani: ((ah, ok)) Buzz : ((Ry-They're not. Anything even remotely related to technology they aren't allowed to use. The Amish Kids know they're getting the shaft, and do it anyway)) Kaylee Tsekani: ((ah...I see. well, then... about this carriage thing...)) Pog: Religion died with the Renaissance... ALL HAIL Satan Technological Advancement!! The Slider : ((Teenagers are teenagers everywhere, I guess.)) Buzz : ((Kasi and I sit down in my Bowl-Chair for an evening of movies and things better left to the imagination. I hear the frantic clopping of horseshoes on pavement, and an amish cart goes whipping by my house, in the direction of the ditch (which is also on a curve). So the drunk amish kids don't make the turn, not surprisingly. I end up with them slamming the cart into the gas meter. This uncouples the horse from the cart and jumps the ditch. The cart isn't so lucky.)) Kaylee Tsekani: ((oh...my.... are the kids alright?)) Pog: If they broke my gas meter, no they wouldn't be.... Roka Zukuri: ((I'm guessing theres more..)) Buzz : ((So far I have Two Drunk Amish Kids in my ditch, a gas meter which is bent, smashed, and leaking, a horse on my neighbors property. The kids ended up reletavly fine, no serious injuries, but I had to call TW Phillips and get them to come out and fix their damn meter. I had to be ther ewhen they showed up because It's on my property, and we had to get the Amish Kids out of there before TW Phillips arrived.)) Kaylee Tsekani: ((cripes)) The Slider : ((...Don't drink and carriage.)) Buzz : ((Mike drove the Amish Kid's down to Yoder's Saw mill and I got to deal with TW phillips. After they file the report with the police, I get to deal with the local pigs, I'm betting)) The Slider : ((All because of Drunk Almish kids...*ROFLMAO*)) Pog: CUI, Churning Under the Influence..... The Slider : ((*ROFLMAO*)) Pog: Sorry 'bout the jokes Buzz, levity makes dealing with tragedy easier.... Roka Zukuri: ((but wait! there's more?!)) Buzz : ((I know these kid's family, too. They've done leatherwork for me in the past. Next time their damn goat they have tethered to an ambankment chews through it's rope and ends up on the road, I'm dropping a gear and speeding up...)) The Slider : ((*ROFLMAO*)) Buzz : (( can't count the number of times I've almost hit it)) Pog: thats great buzz..... Pog: although it will be a sad day in goat milk fudge production..... Kaylee Tsekani: ((okay, since everyone else is *falls over, rotflmao*)) Roka Zukuri: *Sits in a private stock room, that isn't so private, meditating* Buzz : ((It's right around a horseshoe turn, and it's always in the damn road at night. It never stands there during the day....Always at night...*twitches* Happy Birthday, pog. I have no present for you except my account of what happened tonight...)) Buzz : ((Of course I'm lying when I say I'll hit it....with my luck it would either go through the windshield and kill me, or get wrapped around my driveshaft. I'm sure the Insurance company would laugh their ass off, right before they jacked my rates sky high..*L*)) Buzz : ((You're quite welcome. Having to drag two amish kids out of a ditch and deal with the idiotic gas company kind of kills any inclination I had towards intimacy...*twitch* There's always tommorow...)) ((.....You know, I always wondered where you got the money to pay for it *L*) Buzz : (( wait a second.....What the hell happened to the horse?)) Buzz : ((.....Fuck, BRB-Gotta call mike..)) Roka Zukuri: ((Anyone up for horse steaks?)) Pog: The neighbor is having some fun with it...... The Slider : *ROFLMROAMOROFLRORLFLLMROROLMROLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Kaylee Tsekani: ((*points to Zon* what he said *LOL*)) The Slider : ((BEST EXIT EVER)) Holy crap I almost missed the funniest night that ever existed on this day there were just so many funny quots i couldnt choose, but then Buzz's story by far beats anythign I hever heard Edited 6:44am, January 10 by Uncle Det, author.   Anton 8:25pm, January 10, 2005 [Edit] [Delete] I love flashbacks.  Wow FALCON X-0N 10:56pm, January 10, 2005 [Edit] [Delete] I was even bitching about Slider being heroic back in those days? I'm glad he finally died in a vengence-fueled mafia grudge battle. And Buzz is still winning for best exit ever. I've told that story to many people...  *LOL* Rylee 12:09am, January 11, 2005 [Edit] [Delete] Holy crap! I almost forgot about that incident! *Lmao* Yeah, I told friends and family about that too. After asking "was anyone hurt?" "no" they all laughed hysterically! Another Buzz classic was when he flung his keys at some guy's groin in his sleep(buzz's sleep that is). *chuckles* Oy, so that's two threads we gotta start, Buzz comic classics and Birthdays. okay, I'm done, I'll go now. Index | New Thread | Reply | Close | Stick | Delete