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 Food for all!
Malachi Constant
3:02am, January 04, 2005
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Congrats, citizens of Tatooine! The first McDonald's ever on Tatooine will soon be built near the tina! Preparations are underway as we speak to bring you quality and quantity like you've never seen it before! So, take the family out to this historic experience, and celebrate with a Big Mac or Quarter Pounder!
 COMPETITON IS HEALTHY
Jack DeBox
5:36pm, January 04, 2005
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And so are our new Salads. Come on down to the new Jack In The Box, across the street from the McDonalds. We don't make it till you order it! We've got fresh fish*, reduced calorie burgers**, and fat free shakes***! All for low low prices!

*Fresh is defined as never having been frozen. And trust me, this stuff was never frozen.

**Reduced calorie as defined by the Boxx Medical Journal

***Just because it doesn't have fat doesn't mean it doesn't have a crapload of sugar!
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