Thread for Titanic Beasts Index | New Thread | Reply | Close | Stick | Delete  Titanic Beasts Unknown 12:46am, July 15, 2004 [Edit] [Delete] *My first random tv anouncement! WOO! I mean...* ((*Coughcough*)) *Note while this is a signal hijacking, it's not forced...so just as many people would notice it as wouldn't notice it. And jamming prevents tracing. * Behold, city of babylon, 7 great beasts now roam your world. What differences these beasts may have in looks they make up for in shere brutal power. But like all things of power, men come fearing that power...trusting noone but themselves with this power. You must not let them threaten these beasts and take the power for themselves....else they would proclaim themselves gods and seek dominance over all domains upon Tatooine and beyond. I bid you, whatever your religion may be, respect these beasts and do not let any attempt to consum of their power. Be on the watch for these men... *Holds up the appropriate picture. Of, Pardamual, Cornelius Fistwick the 3rd, Valen, Toxic Marsh, Dev/Null, Keira (something...*smacks himself*), and Haley Davynn.* It would be of a disgracing eddicate of me to urge civilians and militants alike to kill. But instead I ask that if you see people like these working to consum the power of the beasts... that you would..stop them but whatever means would be open to you. Death only if you are left no other means to stop them. Thank you for listening. Enjoy your evening.  You interupted the Drudge Report for That? Impersonating Buzz 2:48am, July 15, 2004 [Edit] [Delete] .....Huh. Right. So...Beasts? I think I'm gonna make some good sandwhiches...  Rebuttal (heh... I said butt) Toxic Marsh 7:13pm, July 15, 2004 [Edit] [Delete] *hijacks a frequency to make his rebuttal from a remote location in the desert, inside his ship* Though I can not properly speak for those that are giving me shelter right now, I can speak for myself in saying that I have no intent on taking any powers from anything. The last thing I need is to be running around playing like the gods. If I were to encounter one of these beast and they confronted me in a hostile fasion, I would do whatever it would take to escape them. If that means destroying a beast than so be it, it's me or them. Computer, End transmission *the televisions and holovids would go back to normal*  On Behalf of The company, these accusations are outright Slander! Pardamual Investigations 1:47am, July 16, 2004 [Edit] [Delete] We're just a simple, Private Investigation agency. We're not mercenaries looking for powers. We're just a simple detective agency--one of the best in the business, and while we do specialize in cases involving...peculiar oddities, we have no intention of killing these creatures to get power from them. Pardamual Investigations merely helps the helpless, and solves crimes of any unusual nature that you may have. And our rats rates are low! Just call 555-5514 and let us help you! Index | New Thread | Reply | Close | Stick | Delete