Flying Green Squirrel
4:43am, June 05, 2002
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[Delete] | Earlier this night local hero Jek Nado along with a man with a large cross who has been Identified as a Nicholas Wolfwood, Newcomer Superhero Spiderman, and a large Lizard-like being engaged a rather interesting creature. This apparently skitophrenic creature was characterized by it´s ability to "morph" itself. Not something I´d want to be having dinner with, but thats beside the point. Our intreped hero´s efforts were all pretty much useless, uncluding Jek´s efforts to subdue the creature with explosive rounds. After these efforts proved unsuccessful, Jek realized something, and came back with his speeder. The metamorphic creature had a flashbang figurativly shoved up it´s ass, and to (at least) My surprise, the "skin" of the creature seperated from the body, which turned out to be a human, underneath-and slinked off to god knows where, I missed what happened to it. Anyway-This human seemed unphased after losing it´s symbiotic partner, confident that they would reunite eventually. Spiderman hauled his ass off to the local looney bin while Jek wandered off back into town after accomplishing his goal, without killing the crazy bastard-as is his usual style. Where did the other two end up? Fucked if I know, I went off to a local pub at this point, which is where I am now. Now if you all don´t mind I´m going to sample some of the stagnant night life of Mos Eisley. This Is Flying Green Squirrel signing off! |
