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The News
2:22am, March 22, 2004
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[Delete] | Greetings! I'm anchorman Moses Pickles. Our Top stories for tonight...
First of all, the recently built School from the Foundation for Underdeveloped City Knowing Emigrated Reunion's in the middle of the desert, created specifically by Chairman Naft Trinot, has yet to be visited. Mr. Trinot had this to say: "I can't believe it. We built that school to help these people with a proper education. I looked into reports, saw that the Nomads have actually been fighting the Cultists. I built this school to help us understand each other, It's preturbing that they havn't given us a chance."
When asked on why he hasn't advertised the school, and perhaps that's why no one has heard of it, on account of his not telling anyone, he hit our reporter jimmy and shouted something about bagels.
Well actually he just said "NO comment" but hey, ratings, people!
In other news, the media blackout involving the UED Prescence in-system is still ongoing. TCDL forces seem to be at a relative standby in the situation, with the UED making no aggressive moves, but their interest in our solar system dooooes seem to be slightly troubling.
Now, for Pulsebeat. To begin, there was a demonstration today in Mos Pedos against the colonies. Apparently, public opinion seems to, at least in that part of the world, sway towards the opinion that the colonies themselves are a burdon on the people of Tatooine, and that the TCDL ignores the planet in favor of the colonies. Interestingly enough, the TCDL's stance has always been that the colonies, being in outer space deserve the most military fortification, due to the fact that invaders from space will, histrionically, have to go through, well, space, to get to the planet. The naysayers on the planet seem to hate this idea due to mistrust of the colonies, and those in the colonies complain at being used as a "cosmic human shield."
Still others claim that those in the colonies are "freaks" that need to be aboloshed.
So, people of the Tatoo Sphere, I ask you: what are your opinions on the situation with the colonies? |
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Drunk Golly Go Lucky
9:29pm, March 22, 2004
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[Delete] | Ugh....Flecking colonists wanting to be one with us...Yet they live on a bloaty kuliny! I zink dey zhould goooo baaaaaack into outa space so we can dim welp take them sky from zem! |
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Colony Drunk
11:14pm, March 22, 2004
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[Delete] | Wellll...I claled yerz mumma lass wedens...wensid...wezz.....lass day! And y'know wha she *hic* zaid? She zaid I'd take yooooooooou on aaanay da o tha week, pal! An' an' an' this juzzen! Yoooooooor a dick! |
| This just in! |
The News
11:15pm, March 22, 2004
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[Delete] | Drunks rule the planet! |
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Anonymous
11:15pm, March 22, 2004
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[Delete] | Zon needs to stop talking to himself.... |
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Anonymous
11:15pm, March 22, 2004
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[Delete] | NO HE DOESN'T
Edited 5:20pm, March 22 by Anonymous, author. |
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Drunk Golly Go Lucky
12:14am, March 23, 2004
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[Delete] | Seee, kulinists twy ta beh ugloooie(pronounce that ha!)..But dab one*yawns*only ca*yawms*cameo off stoopid...sopid..stop id? Bu..bu...bu..but he vent wiz may mumma!..Dats meeeeeen...*yawn*
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| The Great Space Race! |
Counter Press
4:18am, March 23, 2004
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[Delete] | ((Zon....Quit playing with yourself))
That's bullturkey. Every so offen in the orbital stance of the colonies and Tatooine, Tatooine plays body guard to the colonies. They take turns, it's how nature wanted it to be. ...God Created the colonies and the planets, and made it so they would have to protech one another every so offen.
This, has been your Counter Press! |
| UED Fleet |
DC Press Release
5:44pm, March 23, 2004
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[Delete] | Acting under the authority of the CGSA High Council, the Kenshin supercarrier group engaged the UED Fleet in the Tattoo system. The UED fleet has been completely destroyed, with minimal loss of life for CGSA forces. |
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Cedd
8:58pm, March 23, 2004
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[Delete] | Another Feckin' War? YaYYYY!!!!!!! *does the chicken dance..then goes into a Corner to play by himself*
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| Zons playing with himself...and cedds...*twitch* |
George Hallious
10:54pm, March 24, 2004
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[Delete] | *Cigar smoke filling the screen*Hold...*Hack hack cough cough*..Now where was I..Oh right..*Clicking of a gun is heard as hes loading it*Want a war?...Then go play with yourself more you lazy git! and Leave Drunks alone..I know not one bad drunk that hasb't done something good at least once...And I don't want 'ur arse handed to you....SO always remember.."If today was yesterday, there'd be no tomorrow" |
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