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Micheri
12:37am, May 06, 2002
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[Delete] | Intergalactic Consolidated Partially Amalgamated Hologramatic Press is pleased to anounce the apointment of a new reporter to the often vacated position in ME.
While it is true that no other reporter has lasted long enough to publish a single article, and in fact most have disapeared without trace, it is this reporters fervent beleif that this problem has now been solved.
ICPAH is in fact compiling an indepth documentative series on the people and activities of ME. We will be bringing you several informative reports and interviews with prominant citzens. I would also wish to make it clear that the rumors stating ICPAH intend to discredit and decimate any rival news publications is entirely unfounded. You have my word as a dutiful and honest reporter!
Edited 2:39am, May 06 by Micheri, author. |
| Oh, this should be fun... |
Flying Green Squirrel
2:01am, May 06, 2002
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[Delete] | Oh yes, the public media, how we love them. If you want the news UNCUT, UNCENSORED, and 100% TRUTHFUL, then stay tuned to our underground radiostation! We do this for free! Don´t support those capitalist bastards! We´re here to help you, not rob you of your cash. |
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Micheri
7:22pm, May 07, 2002
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[Delete] | ***NEWSFLASH*** the so called ´reporter´ commonly known as the ´flying green squirel´ was today reportedly seen exiting a brothel well known for is ´animal expertise´. Sources reveal he was also seen accepting a large breifcase of cash from a promeniant military leader. |
| Really? |
Flying Green Squirrel
8:48pm, May 07, 2002
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[Delete] | Now if that´s so true, why would we broadcast anti corporation and anti military type news? If you saw us, who would we be? Who´s this faction? Where´s this brothel?
This is a simple pen name, nothing more. Can´t even think up a good lie? Pathetic. You guys just keep broadcasting. That´ll make it easier for people to tune into us instead of us trying to bash you. You do a pretty good job on your own, making yourselves look like fools.
Anyways, keep tuning into our pirated airwaves for more news and humor. Caio! |
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