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 You thought Pod Racing was Cool, Check this out!
Some Guy That Use To Be Scott?
10:43pm, August 21, 2003
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*A News Add by..somebody.(Resitance! Heads up!)*

I propose! That we hold a First time space race in honor of our glorious Fühere the Duck..er Duke of the StarField Duchy.

The Rules would be simple. A compentetion to honor Combat. Defense, offensive, last manuverability, and speed.

The Course will lead us from a starting possition of Tatooine's Upper atmosphere at a secure point, towards the planet Tatonet where each ship will defend from moderate yield pulse cannons designed to target engines of ships and remove them from the race.

The second leg of the race will take you through the upper corona of the Star Tatoo 1 testing your shields shielding.

Third, you will than proceed for the Gas Giant(the name eludes me at the moment) of the tatoo solar system making one complete orbit through it's ice fields.

Fourth and finally, will be the race for home...back to Tatooine.

The Rules are simple, at any time your engine are disabled you are disqualified from the race. Exampled: If you are disabled during the first part of the race. The Defensive turrets will cease firing upon you. Secondly, low yeild weapons combat between pilots is allowed. If you have a way to creatively knock our your oponents engines...you may. Thirdly, if you lose engines in the star's stellar corona, your family will be re-enversed for no vessels will be avalible to recue you(Sorry). Thirdly, All ships are to consist of sublight engines, no FTL may be used in system.(With all hopes a map will be provide before the race date to give you a kinda visual aid of the comentation..*blinks*)

Finally, with the concent of our Fühere, the first place price for this race will be a chance to visit the primere Political palace and stay there a few nights as the guest to our glacious leader. The winner will also recieve 50,000 in credits. The ultimate price to this ventor will be the knowledge that you and your racer were superior to all other racers.

Second place will receive 25,000 in credit and also be afforded the chance to stay in the Palace of our Fühere, but second place may have to pay for his placement.

THere is no third place I'm sorry to say. Since this is tatooine you'll be lucky to see first place.

...See you are the starting line.


*The small print* All promotional Gimics in this add are brought to you by InterGalatic news Media for the better development of tatooine. Long live the Fühere of Tatooine.

*Normal print*All rules and information provided is subject to change supontaniously by the News and political broadcasting office of the StarFeild Duchy, be warned and keep up to date!

Edited Notes-> If you would like to compete in the race place place your entry(character, ship name(and stats if you want) below. Remember. This Race is in honor of our Fühere and all contestants should uphold the highest respect for he is the one who gets to hand out the prize as the guest of honor.

Please people! Please for the love of god Register in advanced for the race instead of just showing up! It'll help us deploy the mapping!

Edited 11:46pm, August 21 by Some Guy That Use To Be Scott?, author.
 In other news?!
D'oh?
2:59am, August 22, 2003
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*Points to the above!*
 Argh!
Scott
11:42pm, August 23, 2003
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Damn you all for taking my race off of the top headlines. I was going to try and hold it this weekend or the next weekend! Argh!...*Goes off to destroy rome..again*
 Why must on be the only one who posts on my own forum?
Scott
2:33am, August 24, 2003
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Did I mention the Callender Girl Callender Mate of the Year will pose with the winner?!

Well, if its ry....I'm scared...If its Michelle, i even more so scared...And if Yane..*Drops dead*

Anyways...I say we all...uh....blow cru out of the water during the race! Whos with me!

Edited 8:18am, August 24 by Scott, author.
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AceOOC
7:21am, August 24, 2003
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Who's the callender girl of the year? *L*
 Oh yeah, this seems like my kinda race.
The Slider
7:58pm, August 24, 2003
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I'm in. *grin*
 This years callender girl of the month is!!!
Scott
12:24am, August 25, 2003
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...... *Drum roll.* Me! I mean..seriously.

which oneo f your lucky ladies wants to be the Callender Girl of the year. You've gotta prove your willing to dominate in the bedroom, and..AND retain an extreme amount of dignity. Not to mention if you control you don't have to do anything so *shrugs* just..uh..don't hurt me hurt cru!
 AN ENTRY
Captain Pshad
7:15pm, August 26, 2003
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*screen is static, but slowly comes into focus, the Gorn Republic Crest looming behined the image of a Gorn Warrior and an Ambritos Fighter Pilot. The Gorn Warrior, Captain Pshad, addresses the audience*

We have gone over the rules and nowhere does it say that the racer needs be a member of the Duchy, nor even that they must not be at war with the Duchy. So the Gorn Republic would like to sponsor the Ambritos Second-Division Zero Fighter Squadron Leader, Kiaroo Milek, *The Ambritos bird-man nods his head, his purple/red feathers gleaming* for the race in a modified Zero Fighter.

*The specs for the modified Zero Fighter appear on the screen, as read by the computer*

Modified Racer Zero Fighter
Dimensions are... 17 x 10 x 3.3 Meters
Weapons are... two plasma cannons and two cut phasers
Speed is... 2200 Kilometers a second
Shields are... 6 Giga Jouls per Trigij of expulsion
Identifying marks are... Green painted polarization plates, orange cockpit hub, and Ambritos Crest on wings

PILOT BIO:
Kiaroo Milek has been in 2 campaigns, serving the Klingon Empire during the civil war. When he was 18, his squadron faced a Klingon Bird-Of-Prey and he took command when the two in command above him were killed. Only he and another pilot survived and the Klingon ship exploded two hours later from damage. In a campaign against the Metron Consortium's 2nd Genesis Wave, a 26 year old Kiaroo Milek lead the 3rd Ambritos Zero Fighter Squadron against the Consortium 50 Fleet. Eventually the campaign was a draw, but Milek's service included the destruction of 20 warships and raised him two rank marks.
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Well Shit
9:15pm, August 26, 2003
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IF THE GORN CAN....uh...I dunno..

*shifty eyes*
 aaahhhh....
GornyOOC
1:55am, August 28, 2003
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WHERE did my post go? GROWL
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