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Seiji Dai 7:33pm, November 09, 2009 [Edit] [Delete] | Welcome Kiddies.
Have you ever wanted to stay in touch with a friend who moved from you? But you don't have the money to send letters through a Currier service or even communications through the holonet?
Well that's about to change.
From the wacko's who brought you the local Isographic network for improved Holonet stability and signal strength in the Outer Rim.
We are brought to bring you Micro Gate
First of it's kind second generation stargate ranging in size from just a small 11 x 11 inch to a large 3 x 3ft. *Including pictures of a lovely lady showing the gates. With numerous sizes inbetween the smallest and largest mentioned sized*
They come in sets of two, give one to your closest friend! They even run on D sized crystal batteries. *Disclaimer saying the number of D batteries varies and replacements are sold separately.*
Send things ranging from apples, pencils, supplies, anything you can think of to fit through the gate. EVEN YOURSELVES!
Remember, If it's not Serenity it's full of shit!
*Standard disclaimers. All products prices vary depending on Micro Gate purchased. All instructions included with kits. Micro gates connect only to it's companion gate. Gates are Mono Directional for all matter per out going wormhole. Standard contracts and clauses included in purchase of Micro Gate and replacement battery form. All products shown are demonstration models and cannot realistically be compared to production models of various maintenance and quality after purchase. Serenity Industries cannot be held liable for attempted hacking of your Micro Gate...don't give out personal information and gate address codes.*
Edited 7:35pm, November 09, 2009 by Seiji Dai, author. |
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Seiji Dai 12:02am, November 12, 2009 [Edit] [Delete] | Introducing Nuka Cola and Nuka Cola Quantum.
The latest in thirst quenching drinks for hydration, taste, energy, and just good ole fashion fun.
Whether your on a desert planet or sitting on the beach of the most exotic planet you can imagine Nuka cola's got you covered!
Don't like the fact that every other product in the universe has something addictive about them? Well don't worry, nuka cola's got you covered. All drinks are made of 100% natural substances to insure only the best taste!
Drink Nuka Cola! |
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