Thread for sooooo im drunk and im posting Index | New Thread | Reply | Close | Stick | Delete  sooooo im drunk and im posting AceOOC 9:48am, March 18, 2007 [Edit] [Delete] yeahhhhhhhhhh.... goddamn drunker than i thought i was.... soo shit... who's got a good drunken story? the story of you being drunk and doing something stupid... or maybe the story of you doing something just plain stupid..   Mel 1:26am, March 20, 2007 [Edit] [Delete] best thing i can recall ... not really all that great... is i went to the bathroom and had trouble putting my pants back on .. and then when i got that taken care of, I fell foward, but my forhead hit the stall door and stopped me from falling. after that, i managed to make it back to the table to my Tym and my dad, who was visiting at the time. thats the beest I got, unless Sarah can recall some thing better.   AceOOC 9:27pm, March 20, 2007 [Edit] [Delete] So, i completely dont remember starting this thread, i discovered it the next morning... but hell since it's up... stand by for a doozy So a year or two ago (back before I entered the era of legal drinking) me and a few buddies were drinking some 40 ounce beers (as in, 2 or 3 apiece). now I'm a small guy, and was even smaller then, so that was more than enough to get me pretty sauced.. at any rate, I had found a broom handle in an alley and was carrying it around. one of my buddies dared me (actually he promised me 40 bucks) to polevault off of this handicap ramp on the side of a building... I took probably a 20 foot running start and vaulted... I bounced three times on my face, and staggered to my feet. I still have the scar, though its mostly hidden by my hair... and hey, I got the 40 bucks.....   JekNado 6:25am, April 07, 2007 [Edit] [Delete] I got an underage my sophomore year of college. Somehow, I killed a bottle of wild turkey in an hour and a half. Got drunk, went to bed, the police came into my room while I was asleep, woke me up and gave me a breathalyser. I remember small parts, but somehow I remembered to belch into the machine and it fucked it up. I went back to bed. Fuck pigs.  Drunk ness Sarah 10:22pm, April 26, 2007 [Edit] [Delete] Alright... so i was angry at my roomate and desided that drinking my angry away would be a good idea. so i went to my friend kelly's room where i had my stash of mikes hard, which i started to drink, now i new i was not going to get drunk off of mikes hard so i drank all of the 3 40's that i had thier. we played alot of drinkinging games and suddenly i started to think, man this mikes tastes funny... but i ignored it, and out of no where i was really drunk.... like i dont remember most of the night drunk, kelly has told me the story many a time however, they took me to the caf where i proceeded to throw pancakes at people, and ran around like crazy, then i apparently came back, they swiped me into the first floor wing where i threw up in the bath room, and then walked down the hall, thinking i was on the third floor where my room was, and walked into where my room would be and fell asleep on some chicks bed... where later the chick found me screamed and kicked me out, then i slept in the stiar well to get to the third floor, then got up and showered with all my clothing on.... it was a eventful night. i only learned the next morning that my mikes hard was spiked with Vlad Vodka....and alot of it... bastards... i have never been so hung over in my life... it hurt... and mel, i must say that video we had of you and me in the room... that was a funny time... drunks lol.   Sir Mike Of Decoyness 12:01am, July 03, 2007 [Edit] [Delete] I have many drunken stories, but I find this the funniest. My friends tried to take my bottle of Jack away, to which I replied "You can't cut me off! I'm half Irish, half Scottish! Get me my kilt! *throws shorts at a kid*". Apparently, I argued for a half hour, thinking I actually owned a kilt. Index | New Thread | Reply | Close | Stick | Delete