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Pog
4:18pm, June 26, 2011
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[Delete] | *a great big ork appears on the screen, hands held high in the air*
LED UZ SOLVE IT FOR YA! Uz 'ere at Orky Soluzuns wanna make yer problemz Uzez.
*the ork begins walking to the right*
Uz uzez only da bestest in orky problem solvas! Wiv fist, choppa or shoota, uz will make any uv ya problemz nod madda.
*the statement is punctuated by an ork in the background smashing something with a hammer.*
Big ol' squiggly beasts givvun ya problems? UZ TAKE CARE O' DEM!
*a film of poorly made squiggly beasts on sticks is shown. An ork dives on them and hacks them up with an axe before turning to the camera, giving it a thumbs up and smiling.*
'Ummies buggin' ya' place o' commarse? UZ TAKE CARE O' DEM!
*scarecrows on sticks are shown in another film, the hands of the orks moving them by their sticks visible in the shot. An ork moves in from off screen and shoots them all. He then smiles and gives a thumbs up.*
Big ol' nasty gitz killin' ya fam and smashin' up all ya belonginz? UZ TAKE CARE O' DEM TOO!
*a film of one crowd of orks diving on another and the two beating the snot out of each other plays. The last one standing smiles at the camera and gives a thumbs up, one of its tusks missing.*
So come on down ta Orky Soluzuns and led uz be ya green soluzun!
* A group of orks launches something into the distance. It looks vaguely cartoon rocketish with something small, green and humanoid on it. A huge cheer goes up as it detonates in the distance. The ork smiles at the camera and gives a thumbs as this all goes on behind him*
Edited 4:31pm, June 26, 2011 by Pog, author. |
| Rielly's Rangers |
Jon
10:18pm, June 27, 2011
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[Delete] | *A green banner with 6 gold stars flutters in the breeze, the shot is lower budget*
"As mercenary groups go, you have a choice. You have a right. You have a new favorite outfit."
*A Human male in green combat armor, his face hidden behind his helmet"s face shield, steps into view, standing in a heroic pose, looking forward as the camera begins to pan around him, shifting focus from the flag toward the ground*
"Rielly's Rangers is now offering Battalion-sized forces for instant deployment in the Tatooine area and short deployment to local outer rim sectors."
*A company-sized formation stands in the sand, a backdrop of mountain behind them. As the voice continues, a vehicle formation of utility truck, armored APC, and a heavy tank drive by behind the formation. *
"There has been alot of talk of war, of strife, and we can help bring peace of mind to your company, your settlement, or your city. The Rangers finish all contracts and will never switch sides for a higher offer. So, when you need someone to stand for you, make the right choice, the honorable choice, the civilized choice. "
*The Man in Armor gives a command and the troops begin filing off into 4 combat transports that land in front of them.*
"Rielly's Rangers" |
| Contracting opportunity |
Shaddan Ilruk
10:30pm, June 27, 2011
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[Delete] | *A message is sent to the Ork commander, requesting a meeting to discuss 4 different contracts with an open ended bounty depending upon fulfilment of contract. Shaddan requests a meeting to go over the contracts.* |
| No problem here |
Eric
8:03am, July 21, 2011
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[Delete] | Poggle! Love the 40K! Miss doing it with you man! IM me if you want assistance! |
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