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Thread for A series of great new Bounties for todays modern hunters!

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 A series of great new Bounties for todays modern hunters!
Trenton Tremont
5:29pm, May 23, 2006
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The Great Bounty Hunt of This Year!


*A comm goes out to...a lot of people. It's a text message with a hologram of cowgirls in the background as it scrolls.*

Greetings. This is to commemorate a particularly large bounty that's being place on a galaxy wide scale. This message is going out to all bounty hunter guilds in the known universe, as well as smore less knwon public channels, and outright private connections. So, without further adiou, I welcome all of you.

This is a bounty, set by the Exchange, on all Dark Jedi in the galaxy.

Every wanna be Dark Lord, every Ex-Imperial Warlord with dilusions of grandure, every dark-sider who think's he/she/it's hot stuff, has a 250,000 credit price on their head.

The only catch is that they must be delivered alive and intact, to these coordinates on the planet Nar Shaddaa.

Again, this is important, they must be alive and intact, which means no disintigrations, no half-conscious piles of flesh seared into a life support system. Medical coma's are only okay if they can be entirely reversed upon delivery.

Likewise, as the nature of this bounty allows, if one's information is correct, certain excellent bounty hunters to make upwards of millions and millions of credits, a private Comm channel has been purchased and reserved for the express notion of listing the names and whereabouts of Dark Jedi and captured Dark Jedi. To subscribe to his comm channel one must pay a small subsciber's fee of 5 credits. Members of the Bounty Hunter's guild get free access.

Furthermore, to kick off this list, and to name at least one well known name, the bounty on the head of Darth Malicious has hereby been doubled to 500,000 credits.

Again, the money will only be delivered alive. There is no money for a dead Dark Sider.

*And if anybody looks into it, the message was bought and paid for, as well as the comm channel, was bought and managed by offices that Wolfram and Hart happen to own.*

The Exchange has reserved the legal right to withold reasoning for this bounty, a right given by Galactic Bounty Law reserved for class A organizations such as Governments or Kingdoms, in the interest of national security. As the Exchange has outposts on many worlds it represents a large enough influenced to be classified as a Class A Organization and therefore is under no obligation to list reasons for this or any bounty if they so do not wish.

Edited 4:53pm, May 23, 2006 by Trenton Tremont, author.
 
Somewhere In The Rak Sector
5:11pm, May 24, 2006
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what about the animated ghosts of dark jedi?
 hm
Kepler
6:08am, May 30, 2006
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Does this include the Sith lord under employ by W&H?
 
Impersonating Allen Darksaber
11:01pm, June 02, 2006
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Simply ... halarious. Let them come.
 
Allen
11:02pm, June 02, 2006
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err, yeah. above was me. *eyes*
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