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Buzz
12:28am, September 09, 2002
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[Delete] | Star Wars is better with pants
25 Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved if you substitute the word "Pants"
1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. We´ve got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they´ve got it where it counts.
6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
8. Han will have those pants down. We´ve got to give him more time!
9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11. TK-421. . . Why aren´t you in your pants?
12. Lock the door. And hope they don´t have pants.
13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17. That blast came from those pants. That thing´s operational!
18. Don´t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
19. Maybe you´d like it back in your pants, your highness.
20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister!
21. Jabba doesn´t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25. You came in those pants? You´re braver than I thought.
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Robyn
11:20am, September 09, 2002
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[Delete] | These are some a friend and me came up with one night when we were really really bored...There´s four pages of them...here´s one:
You may use any pants necessary.
Twilight is upon me, and soon pants must fall.
Blue: its the boy, and red his pants.
But which did we get: the master, or the pants?
The coordinates are right, but there´re no pants!
Destroyed. By the pants.
We´re caught in some pants; they´re pulling us in.
The force is strong in my pants.
The pants are strong with this one.
Your pants can deceive you; don´t trust them.
They´re dying Artoo....my poor pants!
Curse my metal pants I wasn´t fast enough!
We´ll be sent to the spice mines at Kessel or smashed into pants!
I look forward to completing your pants.
Into the pants, fly-boy!
How do you get so big, eating pants of this kind!
You came in those pants? You´re braver than I thought!
Bounty hunters! We don´t need their pants.
I´ve hidden information vital to the survival of the Rebellion in these pants.
We should be able to get a reading on those pants up or down!
Moff Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader´s pants.
The more you tighten your belt, Moff, the more star systems will slip through your pants.
The pants are ray shielded so you´ll have to use proton torpedoes.
A Jedi can feel the pants flowing through him.
Hunt down and destroy the pants.
It´s your pants the emperor wants.
I can´t see in these pants!
Luke, I have your pants!
Your pants he has.
Mud hole! Slimy! My pants these are!
Awwww, can not get your pants out.
Away put your pants; I mean you no harm!
Stay and help you I will. Find your pants!
You can´t do this; I feel the pants in you!
You don´t know the power of the dark side. I must obey my pants!
want more? lemmie know :)
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Shaun
3:09am, April 14, 2003
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[Delete] | Dude, you gotta get some more of those. Kick-ass. |
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Sir Daniel Of Odurness
7:06pm, April 14, 2003
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[Delete] | Seen them before many times, damn funnny every time. |
| *smacks Shaun* |
FALCON X-0N
7:06pm, April 14, 2003
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[Delete] | *punches shaun. Slaps Shaun. Fwaps Shaun*
What did I say? What did I say about Timestamps?
(Last few posts at http://chat.projectjj.dk/cin/jbb/?pid=1210 )
and yes, it is your fault! You brought this on yourself! Next time, I get the bat! |
| Hey hey! |
Shaun
3:00am, April 15, 2003
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[Delete] | All I wanted was more Star Wars is better with pants lines! |
| Hey, Asspick! |
Buzz
10:41pm, April 15, 2003
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[Delete] | Zon's right! Timestamps mean something! You have no concept of time! If I knew where you lived, I'd go over to your house and flog you with a salted sea bass untill you promised to at least try and grasp the oh-so complicated concept of TIME!. You know, maybe it's not that you don't know what the dates are...maybe you just don't know how they relate to each other! For god's sake-Someone get this guy a copy of Donald Duck in Mathamagic land! |
| Hey, jackass! |
Shaun
10:48pm, April 15, 2003
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[Delete] | I just now realized that I wanted to read some more of those jokes, so I'm asking for some more. No need to get upset about something so stupid. |
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