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Scott
7:22am, July 23, 2005
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[Delete] | "You know your mind can't go any lower when you hear somebody say 'salty goodness' and popcorn is the thing that comes to your mind."
Who else has some good lines we've gotten cru to spit out his coke or vodka for!? |
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Impersonating Red
9:52pm, July 29, 2005
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[Delete] | "That woman you just had sex with? Yeah, that was actually a gopher in a man suite." |
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Nameless Lurker
10:28pm, July 29, 2005
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[Delete] | "Hey man, I found a girl, and she's only got one letter in her name! She calls herself 'K', and says she's hot enough for ya!" |
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Pog
10:29pm, August 13, 2005
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[Delete] | [050813 17:25] 5df44, •FALCON X-0N: I agree, a lot of things should be held against Alba's boobs. |
| Patriotic one |
Sean
6:44pm, August 14, 2005
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[Delete] | "Hey, I'm very patriotic. You wanna go back to my place so I can sing you my favorite tune? It's called "Yank my doodle, It's a dandy." |
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Pog
2:50am, August 31, 2005
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[Delete] | 6e19c, •Buzz : ((Is she magic? {CHECK HER BOOBS!} Deep, shut the hell up! {It's in the boobs! The Boobs, I tell you!})) |
| mmmmm tomato soup. |
Scott
12:50am, September 11, 2005
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[Delete] | a177c, Cru: SCOTT YOU BASTARD I JUST SPIT TOMATO SOUP ALL OVER MY SCREEN!!!!!! BRB!!!!!
99bfa, Scott: The same way a man's balls can spontaneously develop female eggs.
aef43, •Rylee: *blinks* .... Pogo ... how on Earth does it link with male homosexuality? |
| SCORE!! |
Quack Attack
12:55am, September 11, 2005
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[Delete] | 3bfec, *quack attack: that's right Ry... you laugh... while i pop back babies... like Tic-tacs.
[050910 19:49] 19293, Kiri: Parasitic tic-tacts. Nice.
[050910 19:49] 3bfec, *quack attack: that's right. baby flavored tictacs
[050910 19:49] aef43, •Rylee: I was wondering what Cru would spit out at his monitor. *checks off vodka, coke, and now tomato soup*
[050910 19:50] 02d21, •Pog : Fuck, babies may be high in essential vitamins and nutrients, but disperation and suffering our fucking delicious
[050910 19:50] 39e8c, *Dassala: That monitor has to be disgusting. And drunk.
[050910 19:50] 3bfec, *quack attack: but if the parents want a funeral still... it'll take a day or so, and lots of metamuscil.
[050910 19:50] a177c, Cru: JESUS FUCK I JUST GOT BACK TOOK A SIP OF COKE AND RIK JUST MADE ME DO IT AGAIN!!!!....baby tic tacs! GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! BRB AGAIN!
[050910 19:51] 3bfec, *quack attack: SCOOOOREEEE!!! |
| strawberry milk |
Quack Attack
4:06am, September 13, 2005
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[050912 23:02] d102f, *Oracle : ((The post was meant as to describe what he feels every time he gets one of those mind numbing, blinding things....ever since zonno took that hammer to me...))
[050912 23:02] 19293, *Lucas Wolenczak: ((*slices Ken's post into readable chunks*))
[050912 23:02] a4a9e, *Captain Zon Huntreas : ((VIva la hammer!))
[050912 23:02] d102f, *Oracle : ((*lmao*))
[050912 23:03] 56235, *Roka Daiko: ((GWAM!))
[050912 23:03] 56235, *Roka Daiko: ((WANGWAM!))
[050912 23:04] 6081f, Seya: ((..........strawberry milk............on.......monitor......BRB!!! Zon your post! ((*STRANGLES* VIVA LA KILL ZON!)) |
| Breaking the 69th Wall |
Quack Attack
6:21am, October 02, 2005
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[051002 01:16] db564, Deadpool : (( ...*Glares at the gnomes, snatching back his shoes* Hey, I can break the fourth wall! I'm special like that.))
[051002 01:17] 1ed8a, Rylee & Scott: We're breaking the 69th wall right now! WOO!
[051002 01:18] a4a9e, *Angel : ((No, you're not! And I'm making the Fourth Wall Gnomes IC, it's the only way a cross franchise RP can really be coherent if some concurrent force pokes the face of every guy who goes "Hey, weren't you on "Star Track"?!" *LMAO*))
[051002 01:18] a177c, Spawn: (( I JUST SPIT MY VODKA AND SPRITE ALL OVER MY MONITOR !!!! RY AND SCOTT IM GONNA KILL U! |
| and over IM! |
FALCON X-0N
6:43am, October 02, 2005
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[Delete] | *After bombarding Cru with "Fetus Altoids" over IM*
(02:41:37) Wingc1959: YOU SONS OF BITCHES IGOT VODKA AND SPRITE ON MY MONITOR AGAIN JUST CUZ LIKE TWELVE PEOPLE IMED ME AT ONCE! WITH THAT! I ignored riks but you bastard!!!! IM KILLING ZON AND THE FEDERATION WITH THE TEMPORAL CANNON YOU BROWN COAT ASSHAT!!!! |
| 3! in one night! |
Quack Attack
6:47am, October 02, 2005
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[Delete] | [051002 01:39] a177c, Cru: ((* bobs his head with the mulan armor stealy music.....and ignores all there attempts*))
[051002 01:40] 7deb4, Tusken Raider: ((69flavor..Oh god, their opening a a BaskinfuckingRobins!))
[051002 01:41] 1ed8a, Rylee & Scott: Welp, you caught me. Would you like the 69th flavor snow cone or the number 1 flavor snow cone?
)
[051002 01:41] 3bfec, *quack attack: dont take the yellow flavor!
(WINNER!) 60d19, *Rando OOC: Did you want the number one or the number two.... hint, the one ain't Lemon and the two ain't chocolate
[051002 01:42] a177c, Cru: BRB YOU FUCKING ASSHATS
Edited 1:50am, October 02, 2005 by Quack Attack, author. |
| 4! 4 Spit-takes! |
Quack Attack
6:52am, October 02, 2005
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[Delete] | 7deb4, Tusken Raider: *Points to scott, latches onto his tongue*NO SOUP FOR YOU!!
a177c, Cru: ............and I just spit out a bit of sprite quick BRB |
| Score one for reposts! |
Quack Attack
6:57am, October 02, 2005
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[Delete] | 3bfec, *quack attack: so lets see... we're used 69th wall, baby-flavored tic-tacs, fetus altoids, no-soup-for-you, "check her boobs," Alba's boobs, yank my doodle, and man balls spontaniously developing female eggs. any new ones?
a177c, Cru: SONOFBITCH!!! FUCK YOU RIK ! FUCK YOU AND YOUR LITTLE MAN BITCH TOO! BRB]\
a177c, Cru: I AM OFFICIALLY done drinking......EVERYTHING vodka, coke , sprite.....EVEN water I give it up!!!!! BRB
a177c, Cru: Grrr back. ANd I am now out of paper towels and am very low on disinfectant and windex....I dont want to see "Man balls" when Im in the middle of a drink okay!!!!!
Edited 1:59am, October 02, 2005 by Quack Attack, author. |
| Fluffy Pink Rainbow Spit-attack! |
Quack Attack
3:55am, October 10, 2005
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[Delete] | (bolding & etc. added by poster)
edfba, *Jathix Eressa : ..*..Well, it would happen. If Jathix wasn't tired of hearing Angel's mouth and putting up with his hero antics. A massive fist would come up while Angel is talking, right to his nose. Enough power to get him off, as thats the intention*
1c533, *Angel : ((Get me off? er....Lord I hope that's a typo.))
3bfec, *quack attack: with a massive fist no less, Zon.
c4a98, *Anuke : ((>..........coke.......on.....monitor.......be.....right.....back ......shaun......you ...are..a....flaming......homo....)) |
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Daxter
6:56am, October 11, 2005
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[Delete] | I don't think this conversation quite made him spit, but I think it may have traumatized him for life, and isn't that just as much fun?
Me: http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp06062003.shtml I BUKKAKE FOR JUSTICE!
Cru: thats old man
Me: To people who know the strip, maybe. I'm new to SP. So nyah.
Me: *now ponders actually making a custom character for the comic chats who bukkakes for justice*
Cru: NO
Me: It'll be fun.
Cru: no
Me: Yes.
Me: Bukkake.
Cru: NO NO NO NO NO NO
Me: >: )
Me: Oooo. I even got the name.
Me: The Speedy Spanker!
Cru: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
Me: Awww, but just think about it! A crook robs a convenience store and runs off...but as he's running, he suddenly finds he's snared in a flying rope of........
Cru: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Come to think of it, I wonder if Zon 'n the guys would let Speedy into the 'tina. >: )
Cru: LIKE HELL THEY WILL YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!
Me: You act like you're surprised that I'm sick, Cru.
Cru: I AM!!!!!..........this explains why you cant get it through your head that Im NOT a nice guy
Me: How are you surprised that I'm nuts? Hello? Best psycho-killer player on PJJ?
Me: You mah buddy, yes you is!
Cru: .........now.....your....scaring me.....
Me: Oooo, there's an idea.
Me: You can play Speedy's young ward and side-kick, Splash Guard. |
| Bukkake, for spit-take! (honorable recognition) |
Quack Attack
10:35pm, October 11, 2005
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[Delete] | DrownedMaiden: everyone IM cru about "bukkake tic-tacs"
A Chaos Theory2: *eats some Bukkake Tic Tacs*
Wingc1959: ......................
A Chaos Theory2: Mmm....creamy.
Edited 5:38pm, October 11, 2005 by Quack Attack, author. |
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Tym
12:52pm, October 12, 2005
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[Delete] | I remember a time when we'd only have something to put in here if someone just happened to say something inadvertently funny.
Shouting "Fecal altoids!" or whatever over IM every night is annoying and mean, not funny. |
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Daxter
4:53am, October 14, 2005
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[Delete] | I haven't said Fecal Altoids in over a week, so blah to you too. |
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Ken
4:49pm, October 14, 2005
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[Delete] | And here I was thinking Fetal... |
| And after a long drought, here's another gem! |
FALCON X-0N
5:36am, January 03, 2006
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[Delete] | 77941, •FALCON X-0N: *Looks at all the pictures.* ...Sex...sex...sex...they're all about sex! Sex I say!
d0326, •Tym: Mel's a pervert
77941, •FALCON X-0N: Hiya, Buzz!
6e5bc, •Uncle Det : Tuna!
70fb4, *Tourn Veilote : ((the man in red and black robes!!! The belly button stealer!!))
70fb4, *Tourn Veilote : ((uddup buzz))
ac1c9, •Buzz: Evening everyone. Whats shaking?
77941, •FALCON X-0N: How come I say 'Sex" and FLCL comes on TV?
d0326, •Tym: cause flcl's like that
77941, •FALCON X-0N: Hm. Maybe this is a power I can harness.... "Violence!"
6e5bc, •Uncle Det : My table is shaking a bit, perhaps i should tigten the bolts
a200a, *Mel: yup. ima perv.
d0326, •Tym: I'm a perv, too
77941, •FALCON X-0N: ....nope, just more sex.
77941, •FALCON X-0N: This is the internet, we're all perverts.
ac1c9, •Buzz: Not that that's a bad thing, Zon.
77941, •FALCON X-0N: Lets try it again..."Violence!" ....*The Numa Numa guy starts up.* Uh... Blueberries! *Enter CNN Crossfire!* ....Son of a bitch. *Rosanne!*
a200a, *Mel: wait... WHAT?? no!!! these are not inuendo like pictures!! aahh!! ;_;
77941, •FALCON X-0N: My TV is possessed! *Battlestar Galactica!* Celery! *Superman!*
a177c, Rachel Kelas: ((DAMN IT ZON JUST MADE ME SPIT OUT MY VODKA FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!))
ac1c9, •Buzz: Try....."Ruttabegga"
a200a, *Mel: Thats what you get for being a drunk.
ac1c9, •Buzz: *adds another tally mark on Cru's paper*
a200a, *Mel: brb
77941, •FALCON X-0N: "Ruttabegga!"
77941, •FALCON X-0N: ....Porn.
ac1c9, •Buzz: One day, I shall scan that document and prove just how often it's happened.
77941, •FALCON X-0N: Honest to god. *L*
77941, •FALCON X-0N: Well, berlesque porn...
a177c, Rachel Kelas: DAMN IT NOW I CHOKED ON IT! FUCK YOU!
Edited 11:38pm, January 02, 2006 by FALCON X-0N, author. |
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Mel
5:13pm, January 04, 2006
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[Delete] | Oooohh so THIS is why we keep Cru around. |
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