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| HOLY FUCK! We lost a sun!!!! |
Galactic Newsnet
12:09am, May 16, 2005
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[Delete] | Today, at 8pm, the star tatoo 1 disappeared. Several minutes later, the inhabitants of tatooine noticed as the star disappeared. Currently, predictions call for rapid cooling of tatooine and a climate shift, even with possible repercussions that could lead to the planet falling into the star! IT'S THE END TIMES! GET YOUR CANNED GOODS AND HANDGUNS NOW! |
| *Crackles over the comm line.* |
Slider
12:51am, May 16, 2005
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[Delete] | *Is on the bridge of the Orion, upside down, standingont he ceiling and siping coffee.*
Eh. We got a spare. |
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Anonymous
9:20pm, May 16, 2005
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[Delete] | No sun, no sun! let there be storms and really fucked up earthquakes! |
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Uncle Det
6:55am, May 17, 2005
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[Delete] | It was the robotic Racoons, the same ones who made my hat. |
| I DIDNT do it.....really |
Kit
9:17am, May 17, 2005
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[Delete] | Its a well known fact I only destroy stars/star systems/species that Scott makes! |
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Anonymous
6:05pm, May 17, 2005
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[Delete] | He made this one!...well, zon did! only scott...was...the...mojo behind it! |
| What?! I can't destroy things I put together after everyone else destroys it?! |
Scott
12:54am, May 18, 2005
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| NO! |
Anonymous
1:34am, May 18, 2005
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| mwu hahahahahahah |
Scott
2:15am, May 18, 2005
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[Delete] | Well to bad! mwu hahahahaha |
| NO! |
Anonymous
3:17am, May 18, 2005
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[Delete] | You can't mwu twice! |
| Moo! |
Scott
9:32pm, May 18, 2005
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[Delete] | MOooooohahahahahaha! |
| FOILED AGAIN |
Anonymous
11:47pm, May 18, 2005
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| Free Love(Brought to you by Maxim.) |
Scott
4:00am, May 19, 2005
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[Delete] | A man escapes from prison, breaks into a house, and finds a couple sleeping. He orders the hsuband out of bed at knightpoint and ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed he kisses her neck for a minute. Thn the criminal gets up and goes to the bathroom.
The husband hurriedly leans over and whispers to his wife, "This guy is an escaped convict. He's probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist--just dowhatever he tells you, and with any luck we'll make it out alive. Stay strong honey. I love you."
"Oh, he wasn't kissing my neck," his wife whispers back. "He was talking in my ear. He told me he thought you were really cute and then asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom under the sink. Stay strong, honey. I love you, too."
--Beecher Smith-Stackhouse, Middlebury,VT |
| uh |
Jon Ooc
3:52pm, May 19, 2005
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[Delete] | does anyone else get hijacked while trying to use the message board and sent to a porn site? |
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Quack Attack
6:04am, May 30, 2005
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[Delete] | ......... that was so "odd" that i have to make a comment of making no comment. |
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