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| Gruesome discovery in the streets of Mos Eisley |
Mos Eisley News Service
5:40am, February 05, 2005
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[Delete] | The heads of sixteen missing children were found in the streets of Mos Eisley today. No bodies were found, and the Police are conducting an extensive search to find the killers, and bring them to justice. They have remained closed mouth about their findings, but one eyewitness says that there were strange markings carved into the foreheads, and that their faces were contorted almost as if they had died screaming. We will continue our report as soon as we gain more information about this horrendous story. |
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Crazy Hobo That Lives In S-Mart Dumpster
10:49pm, February 06, 2005
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[Delete] | You mean somone died screaming as thier head was cut off. Woah, that was strange.. Now where my hooch! |
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Random Guy
11:58pm, February 06, 2005
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[Delete] | ...Did they continue screaming after it was cut off, AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH gods SAVE US ALL!!!!!!!!! *FIshes around his pocket for something to munch on*MMmmmm Jawa.. |
| Press release |
MEPD Official
12:38am, February 07, 2005
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[Delete] | The MEPD , working hand-in-hand with the Tragolite Federation is looking into the matter, Until this issue is resolved, we suggest all parents keep your children safe and indoor under your supervision until this killer is brought to justice. |
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Absolute Value
2:16am, February 08, 2005
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[Delete] | SHNARGON DARGON WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *spontaneously combusts* |
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Anonymous Citizen
2:37am, February 09, 2005
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[Delete] | And that my friends...Is why I gave up drinking. Drinking is bad for you, so let us boycott this Cantina on 5th and ...Is it Waters? Yeah!
Down with beer, do a queer!
I've already run out of catchy ideas...
No more beer, Make...stuff smear!
Ladies...The more he liqour, the more ya'll bicker! |
| Hey, look! |
Gossip!
6:03pm, February 10, 2005
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[Delete] | Last night, a man who had been branded with the same markings on the children was seen wandering around town shooting stuff and rambling about, well, children. He was shot, by way of self defence/seventeen times, by a dude who is now looking for a reward for having killed the crazy guy. |
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AC
8:11pm, February 10, 2005
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[Delete] | He is looking for a reward...There was no bounty, for these parts haven't seen one of those in many a year...Or days. |
| Reward |
MEPD Official
12:21am, February 11, 2005
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[Delete] | Here on out, a basic bounty on all crimals accused of committing felonies of 5,000 credits is issued. Bounties are guaranteed for all live prey, If a criminal is killed, the bounty may be significantly less or omitted, dead men tell no tales. The Creature who killed the man is urged to go to the governmental council-house in Bestine to collect his reward. |
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AC
3:01am, February 11, 2005
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[Delete] | Look who's talking now |
| Reports of crime |
MEPD Official
11:32pm, February 11, 2005
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[Delete] | A new program is being structured, Neighborhood watch. this program will provide for cash rewards for instances of crime. Payments will vary upon clarity and accuracy of reports on crimes committed by criminals. Payment will be recieved by the reportee upon successful solution of the criminal investigation. You are urged to come to the Police Station, approach a Police Agent, or, if need be, A Tragolite Soldier, they are here to assist the MEPD until such a time that The Police Force has become strong enough and well enough trained to survive as a Stand-Alone force. |
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